Hayseed's wish

by PublicEnemyDitzyDoo

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Romance, Adventure
Length: 326

Hayseed traveled all around Equestria looking for that fancy white unicorn, the pretty one he met at Applejack's hoedown. This is the story of his travels, the people he meets, and the things he will lose along the way.

Hayseed. Hayseed Turnip Truck. This is his story. He looks for that mare, and travels all of Equestria for her, and maybe they'll meet by dumb luck after all.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-19 20:43:18 UTC

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June 6th, 2014

          Hayseed's my name. Hayseed Turnip Truck. I was walking down streets in Ponyville delivering paint to everypony. " Next up... Blue paint for, er, Rarihtee." I knocked on the Caraousel Boutique's pretty pink door. Standing  in the doorway was an angel, I swear it. She had purty white hooves and a purple mane, and she was wearing a satin pink dress with rubies on it draped with dark lavender strands of ribbon. My heart pumped in my ears, my breath quickened, my tongue swelled up. I tried to give her the paint but ended up spilling it all over her. It was terrible. And when I get a look at her, she looks like she took a blueberry bath. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" I whispered to myself as I sadly trotted home.

She's WHAT?!

          I was fiddling with my hammer an' thinkin' bout' that Rarity pony in my little house next to sugarcube corner on my gray couch when I heard a knock at the door. "Common in," I said. Then the princess's little purple Dragon came bursting through. Hayseed! Hayseed! She's LEAVING!!!!!" The little dragon had a meltdown on my carpet right in front of me. "Calm down now, lil' buddy. Who's Leaving?"

"RARITEE-HEE-HEE!" I gasped. "But... why? Where to?"

"She wants to travel around Equestria in that cart of hers selling all her clothes! I just know that there's a bigger reason! She's been with her friends forever, there's gotta more to the story!" with that, the little purple dragon crawled out of my home and I could still hear his sobs from inside. No, no! This, this ain't possible! She's my dream mare! She's the one for me! This can't be the end! I'M NOTHIN' WITHOUT HER! So I decided that I would chase after her. I grabbed a backpack, rolled up my sleeping bag, and grabbed a couple of knicknacks before setting out to get my Rarity.