June 6th, 2014
Hayseed's my name. Hayseed Turnip Truck. I was walking down streets in Ponyville delivering paint to everypony. " Next up... Blue paint for, er, Rarihtee." I knocked on the Caraousel Boutique's pretty pink door. Standing in the doorway was an angel, I swear it. She had purty white hooves and a purple mane, and she was wearing a satin pink dress with rubies on it draped with dark lavender strands of ribbon. My heart pumped in my ears, my breath quickened, my tongue swelled up. I tried to give her the paint but ended up spilling it all over her. It was terrible. And when I get a look at her, she looks like she took a blueberry bath. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" I whispered to myself as I sadly trotted home.
I was fiddling with my hammer an' thinkin' bout' that Rarity pony in my little house next to sugarcube corner on my gray couch when I heard a knock at the door. "Common in," I said. Then the princess's little purple Dragon came bursting through. Hayseed! Hayseed! She's LEAVING!!!!!" The little dragon had a meltdown on my carpet right in front of me. "Calm down now, lil' buddy. Who's Leaving?"
"RARITEE-HEE-HEE!" I gasped. "But... why? Where to?"
"She wants to travel around Equestria in that cart of hers selling all her clothes! I just know that there's a bigger reason! She's been with her friends forever, there's gotta more to the story!" with that, the little purple dragon crawled out of my home and I could still hear his sobs from inside. No, no! This, this ain't possible! She's my dream mare! She's the one for me! This can't be the end! I'M NOTHIN' WITHOUT HER! So I decided that I would chase after her. I grabbed a backpack, rolled up my sleeping bag, and grabbed a couple of knicknacks before setting out to get my Rarity.
