As Twilight Sparkle was fixing her bookshelf, after Spike had broken it in a fit of anger, she heard a deep rumbling in the ground, she could only sense bad things would come of this.

She ran to her door, tripping over books and such, she opened it to find nothing.
"Now that's strange." she said.
Then suddenly something caught her eye that was about a mile away, she spotted a tank and a chubby Chinese fat kid driving it.
"Oh no... It's Un."

She ran upstairs of her home, she raced to the phone and started a group call with the rest of the Mane 6.
"Everypony! We have to fucking stop him!" Twilight yelled into the speaker.
"Who do we need to stop having sex with?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Un! Un is here!" Twilight yelled.
"Well git yer guns then, we gotta kill dis bitch." Applejack said.
Twilight hung up the phone and raced to her bed, reaching under her bed, she obtained her AK-47 assault rifle.

She then quickly ran downstairs to find Un in the house, "Hiya." he said and pulled out a pistol.
She fired upon him, missing all of her 22 bullets in her clip.
Un ran out of the house and jumped into his tank, firing at the library.
Twilight escaped using a grate in the floor, yet the library was no more.

As Twilight crawled through the underground tunnel that was connected to all of the Mane 6 houses, she thought about how she could defeat Un.
She then remembered about his weakness, blowing him up with a missile and his head exploding while him listening to Katy Perry.
"Piece of cake." she said to nopony in particular.
As she crawled through the tunnel, she felt as if Un was there but his chubby ass wouldn't be able to fit so she was fine.

"Okay, so here is the plan" Twilight said as the Mane 6 were all in Applejack's armoury.
"We have to make Un listen to Katy Perry and then shoot a missile at him, got that?" Twilight said.
"Yea sher, but ah only got wahn missile." Applejack said.
"Make it count." Rainbow said as she put on sunglasses.
They all put brohoof'ed.

As the Mane 6 entered Un territory, they noticed Un's tank.
They all gulped, the tank fired.
It was as if it was The Matrix, the large tank missile was hurdling toward them yet they dodged with ease.
Suddenly Pinkie Pie pulled out a minigun from behind her and started firing at the tank, Applejack was running close and trying to use her sawn off, Rainbow was attacking from the air with a sniper rifle, Twilight was using her AK-47, Fluttershy was making her animals try and kill the tank and Rarity was... Making nazi uniforms!?

Twilight noticed and started shooting at Rarity yet she teleported away, "Damn nazis" Twilight said sighing.
Twilight then got back into the rhythm and started shooting at Un's tank when suddenly she felt the feeling of cold steel enter he side, she turned around and saw Un there grinning menacingly.
She was too scared to shout, he then pulled out his pistol and the last thing Twilight saw was the chamber of a pistol being pulled.

Rainbow noticed the whole thing, she threw her sniper rifle to the ground and took out the rocket launcher from behind her.
She aimed it at Un and yelled "Fuck you Un AND fuck Katy Perry too!"
She fired.

Author's Note

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