A series of scenes that I was going to use but decided not to as most were too racist for fimfiction.

"What the fuck is 4chan?" Un asked his general.
"It is an elite hacking website, I suggest you use it." said the general, obviously trolling.
"Okay, I clicked on the..." Un said.
"Oh my fucking god..." Un said.
"Pony porn!? What the fuck is this!?" Un yelled angrily.

"What the fuck is this 2 girls, 1 cup?" Un asked his general.
"It is an elite site filled with awesome things, it is lke fimficton.net 2.0." said the general, obviously trolling.
"Okay... I don't understand why you are filming me." Un said.
"Oh look lesbians." Un said.
"Wait... Oh fuck! Why!?" Un yelled angrily.

Pinkie Pie threw Gummy at Un's crotchal region, in an instant there was a shriek as Gummy had latched his jaws around Un's penis.
"Get this fucking crocodile off me!" he yelled.

"Sir Un." said the general.
"Yes?" Un asked.
"We believe people are comparing you to Hitler." said the general.
"Those damn jews!" Un yelled.
"This is why they compare you to Hitler." said the general.

"General, I have built a time machine." Un said to the general.
"Where will you go?" asked the general.
"I will go to 1940 so I can help Hitler win the war." Un said.
"But wouldn't that destroy time and the universe all together?" asked the general.
"Fuck off." Un said.

The general walked into Un's bunker and saw what he least expected, Un was fapping to a picture of Shrek.
Un turned around and said "It's all ogre now."

Author's Note

And that's a wrap.
I had fun writing this chapter, not everyday you write a parody on Kim Jong Un.

So as I have said before, I am at risk of being assassinated.
How about some love? or at the very least some constructive criticism?