Donate What You Can

by Pizzema Forte

Rating: mature
Tags: Caramel, Big Macintosh, Slice of Life, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Noteworthy
Length: 17688

Twilight Sparkle -the newest princess of Equestria- wants nothing more than to restore the town she knows and has grown to love; Ponyville. After Tirek left it in a complete disaster, she has no choice but to raise money any possible way she can...

Princess Twilight Sparkle had grown to love Ponyville over the short amount of time she's resided there. She loved the atmosphere, corks, and ponies that lived within it. However, when Tirek causes significant damage to the town, she wants nothing more than to restore it to its original beauty. With all of her friends doing fundraisers, she sees no other choice than to help contribute to the cause herself. The way she plans to do so gets her into far more trouble than she imagined...

Commission for KinkyPony.

Fetishes per chapter:
Chapter One: bestiality, mud/filth, anal, double penetration, lesbian, and rimjobs.
Chapter Two: Showering.
Chapter Three: scat, watersports (piss), and threesome (M/M/F).

Published 2015-01-06 18:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-02-23 02:37:53 UTC

Introduction

Princess Twilight Sparkle sighed as she stared out onto the town of Ponyville from the balcony of her new castle. Her purple eyes scanned the ruins of what used to be a flourishing, beautiful town. Hundreds of ponies were working hard to restore the crumbled buildings, houses, and establishments set up throughout the town. Even her closest friends were doing all they could to help their home; Pinkie was holding a bake sale, Rarity was making clothes to help raise money, Applejack was working on restoring her home, Fluttershy was busy building sanctuaries for animals that lost their homes, and Rainbow Dash was working away at destroyed buildings.

And then, there was Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle found herself hardly able to help around. She couldn't bake, couldn't sew, was denied the request to help around Sweet Apple Acres, didn't know enough about animals to help Fluttershy, and was always given the whole "A princess shouldn't be doing manual labor" bullshit. She didn't know how much she could help with, since nopony wanted her help, or she simply couldn't perform the task. It made her rather angry, but she never really said anything about it.

Letting out a long, unenthusiastic breath, Twilight turned around from her balcony and trotted back into the castle. The inside was gorgeous. It was a pretty shade of blue and glistened beautifully under sunlight. The crystal looked so cold. It wasn't warm like the wood of Twilight's old home. Even the floor was cold, and hard enough for the alicorn's hoof-steps to echoe throughout the room, alerting all who were near there was another pony present. She loved all the space, along with her new, very large home. She didn't, however, love the events that caused her new home to be created.

I can't believe Tirek caused so much damage... The young pony thought as she walked over towards the center of the room. She carefully took a seat on her newly created throne and let out a breath. I mean, I just wish there were more I could do to help my friends restore Ponyville. They all have their various methods of raising money... and then there's me. I can hardly pick up anything to do. How can I call myself the Princesss of Friendship when I'm not even helping my friends right now. The mare placed her hooves on the rest of her seat, then proceeded to lower her head into her hooves like a saddened dog. Why can't I find a place where ponies will accept my help...? What can I do by myself to help the rebuilding of Ponyville? What can a princess really do in this situation...?

It was then, the young mare perked up her ears at the sound of faint echoes bouncing off the walls in the near distance. She lifted her head and looked around. The shadow of a young, familiar dragon was being cast off the hallway wall and quickly approaching.

"Spike?" the alicorn questioned, turning her head in the direction of her adopted son. His shadow quickly became a figure as he entered the throne room. He had a smile on his face, and a small stack of books in his arms.

"Yeah?" he responded casually, dropping the books onto the ground near his seat. Twilight greeted Spike with a smile.

"Oh, nothing... I'm just feeling kind of down..." She sighed and glanced away. Before the young dragon even had a chance to ask what was wrong, the mare elaborated. "I mean, even you've managed to find a way to help out with restoration of Ponyville... Yet, it seems as though nopony thinks I'm cut out to lend a hoof." She frowned and looked back up at her friend. "I mean, what am I supposed to do? It's not like I have any bright ideas on how to fundraise."

For the longest moment, Spike said nothing. He simply took in what Twilight told him and considered other options. From what he'd seen, she was having quite a lot of trouble finding a job around there. He wasn't exactly sure why. Who wouldn't want a princess to help hang out with them and help? It seemed a bit irrational to him.

"Well..." the dragon started hesitantly. "Why don't you try organizing stuff like you did during last year's winter wrap-up?"

"Everypony already has their idea planned out and in action. This isn't like the winter wrap-up, Spike. Ponies are more individual and have their own ways of doing things. They don't need somepony to help organize."

"Oh... Well, why don't you try to use one of your special talents to help raise bits?" he suggested hopefully. "Like, I don't know... Start a tutoring business?"

"Last time I tried something like that, everything turned into a complete disaster..." The princess then chuckled, looking back on the events. Who would have guessed how an innocent study session with her three favorite fillies would turn into such chaos so quickly?

"Hehe, yeah..." Spike agreed with a laugh, reflection on the events as well. "I can't believe how crazy ponies went just to get a chance to hang out with you!"

Twilight chuckled at the thought. At first the statement held no value, but after a short moment, she had inspiration strike her like a lightning bolt.

"I can't believe how crazy ponies went just to get a chance to hang out with you!"

It was then, the mare's pupils grew double in size and her heart skipped a beat in sudden realization.

"That's it..." she said with a smile of glee. Her horn illuminated and grabbed a hold of the baby dragon. She forced him into her chest and gave him a deadly squeeze in admiration. "That's it!" she chirped. "I know how I can help raise bits for Ponyville! Spike, you're a genius!"

"Ummm.... thanks?" the poor thing said hesitantly as he struggled to be released from her magical prison. His inner request was answered, as Twilight let go of him and hopped up out of her throne.

"I have to get started!" she said with a smile as she raced from the throne room and into the hallway the baby dragon had originally entered from, ready to make her contribution count.

Chapter One: First Day on the Job

Chapter One: First Day on the Job

Destruction. All around Ponyville, there was nothing but destruction. Shops, homes, and even the city hall were torn of their shells, and left as skeletons with damage going all the way down to the interior. Gaps between ruined structures were just as bad, being victims to Tirek's large hoof-steps. Aside from that, most earthy places were dug up in some way or another, stripped of flowers and any beauty they once possessed. The town was a wreck, and there were many citizens bustling around town, trying to do all they could for Ponyville.

Despite the town's current state, it was a relatively nice day. It was warm out, not too humid, and had a sky barren of clouds. The heat wasn't too bad to deal with, which was good for all of the ponies working their flanks off. Ponies were all around the town; trudging large amounts of timber, gathering supplies, or holding there own stands along the edges of the town center to help raise bits for their town.

And the, there was Twilight...

The young princess was a unique business pony. She didn't offer a pony a product, edible treat, or anything somepony could touch. She offered a service that was explained by a lazily-done sign around her neck, written in elegant cursive:

"Donate what you can, and I'll do whatever you want for an hour!"

Even with all the ponies holding their own separate fundraisers, there was still enough room for Twilight to find a spot to squeeze in. The spot she chose was one between two stands; one selling fresh fruits and vegetables in a wide variety, while the other sold her own personal collection of outfits. While the princess was familiar with both ponies, she was far more friendly with the one to her right; a fashion-forward unicorn by the name of Rarity.

At the time, the young pony was paying no attention that her good friend had just parked right next to her. Instead, she was busy adjusting a mannequin with a feminine sun dress and matching hat on. While she only had four models set up around her, she had various other outfits hung up on a nearby rack for shoppers to choose from. Twilight smiled and cleared her throat to grab her friend's attention.

"Good morning, Rarity," the alicorn greeted in a pleasant tone.

Rarity turned her head and met eyes with Twilight. The white unicorn smiled at her friend. At the time, she was wearing a light blue sun hat that complimented her eyes, and a couple of diamond-shaped burettes in her well-styled mane.

"Oh, good morning, Twilight!" Rarity grinned at her friend as she turned. "What brings you here? I don't suppose you have some assignment from Princess Celestia to be fulfilled, do you?"

"Oh, no. I'm just here to do my part in helping restore Ponyville is all."

To that, Rarity only seemed confused. Twilight didn't have a stand or anything. It was just her.

"And, umm, how exactly are you contributing, Darling?"

With a slight smile, Twilight turned her body to face Rarity, showing her the sign. The unicorn's blue eyes scanned over the words, which made her only more confused.

"Umm... What exactly do you mean by 'do whatever you want'?"

"Oh, you know, the usual stuff. If they want to hang out, or watch a movie, or just need somepony to talk to or something. I think it'll be a great way to help me learn more about friendship with different ponies!"

"Oh, umm, right..." Rarity forced a smile. "Just umm... I hope that works out for you, Dear."

"I hope it will, too." Twilight smiled back. "I really don't know what else I can do to help. Everypony's so busy with their own thing it's hard to actually get involved."

"I suppose so..."

What's this mare thinking? Doesn't she understand how easily a stallion could come up and take advantage of her with such a sign! Is she really that naive? If she's not, then she seems far too happy for this idea...

"Thanks!" Twilight chimed.

It was then, Twilight turned away, looking out into the sea of bustling ponies. Mares and stallions alike all seemed as though they had somewhere to be. Some were lingering around shops, talking to the owners or making a purchase, while others were simply going about their business. Rarity was at a loss for words or advice. She simply darted her eyes towards her friend, wondering if she should say anything.

Oh, come now, Rarity. Twilight is a mature, responsible adult that knows what she's doing. If any ruffian went to lay a dirty hoof on her, she'd surely blast them away with a spell of some sort. There's really no reason to worry about her.

The mare took a long moment to stare at Twilight. The poor thing was simply staring off with a smile, presenting herself to the world. They were both completely silent, just waiting for something to happen. With a sigh, Rarity mimicked Twilight; turning her head towards the ocean of ponies and waiting for her business to take off.

This is a good idea... the alicorn thought to herself, feeling a bit nervous. It'll help you learn about friendship and whatnot, and you know, raise money for Ponyville... I hope. I mean, what if this business is a big fail? What if everypony laughs at me, like, they think I'm stupid for thinking ponies would be that eager to spend time with me... Twilight blushed at the very thought. What if I don't like the pony that tries to spend time with me? What if they're rude? What if it's somepony that doesn't like me?! Silently, the mare gasped. What if they make fun of me after we hang out? And I can't escape because of the deal? Oh, no... I really should've thought this through. I hope nothing bad happens...

It was then, Twilight was snapped out of her thoughts by a familiar voice calling her name.

"Mornin', Twilight!" a thick, country accent called from around a meter away. The princess turned her head towards her friend, and kindly tossed the earth pony a smile. At the time, the farm pony had an empty wagon attached to her, and a smile on her face.

"Good Morning, Applejack."

"Hot out today, isn't it?" she asked, taking off her light brown hat and waving it towards her face to shoo away the sweat and heat in her cheeks.

"I suppose so... What are you doing?"

"Oh, nothin' really. I jus' had to deliver some apples to Pinkie Pie an' a few stands around here. Saw you and Rare just sittin' around and thought I'd stop in ta say hi." Applejack's green eyes subtly scanned the sign around Twilight's neck. "What's all this about?" she asked, pointing to the lavender mare's chest.

"Oh, this?" Twilight blushed, hoping her idea didn't seem stupid to AJ. "It's just my way of helping restore Ponyville. I thought it'd be a good way to learn about friendship and whatnot."

"Uh-huh," the orange mare replied hesitantly. Swiftly, her green eyes darted up and met with Rarity's, both understanding the problems they saw in her plan. "Well, uh... I suppose I hope that'll be good for ya and everything..." The farm pony looked toward the ground. In a way, she really wanted to talk to Twilight about her decision. How could she possibly think what she was doing was a good idea? At the same time, however, if Twilight really meant "anything", she highly considered taking advantage of the deal. After a brief moment of thought, the young pony frowned and gazed up into the eyes of the alicorn.

"Well, Ah mean... Twilight, do you think we could take a stroll... Ya know, just to Sweet Apple Acres and back. I don't really 'spect ya to spend the whole hour with me, but I guess I could donate some bits if you'd like."

For a short moment, the princess was silent. Applejack seemed a bit nervous and concerned. Obviously, she had something important on her mind.

"Well, I suppose." Twilight smiled. "But you don't have to give me anything, okay?"

"Nah, it's fine. Ah'd just like, uh... Somepony to talk to while I walk back ta Sweet Apple Acres." Applejack forced a smile back, trying hard to hide her concern.

"Well, uh... alright." Twilight's horn illuminated and engulfed the sign. She removed it from her neck and placed it to her side, tucking it under her large wing. She started walking out of the small corner she was tucked into. "Let's get going."

Applejack nodded affirmatively before slowly making her way next to the princess. Both nodded good-bye to Rarity and went about their way.

For the longest time, there was nothing but silence. The two trotted along, just embracing they fact they were in each other's presence. It wasn't until a minute of trotting through busy crowds that Applejack cleared her throat and broke the silence.

"So... Twilight. How'd ya think of your lil' business?"

"Oh, it was just something Spike helped me think of. I just couldn't think of any better way to help Ponyville, and it seemed simple enough."

"Oh..." She frowned. "And uh, what exactly are ya specifically tryin' to do for ponies?"

Twilight giggled awkwardly before answering AJ.

That's so strange... Everypony keeps asking about this... Maybe it was a bad idea after all.

"You know... Just hang out and stuff..." she blushed. "Why?"

"Oh, erm, nothin'. Just curious is all."

"Oh... So, umm..." Twilight paused a moment, searching her mind for a topic. "What have you been up to today?"

"Nothin' much. Jus' helping out around Sweet Apple Acres. Big Mac's out plowin' the fields, Granny's relaxing, and well, I think Apple Bloom said she had somethin' to do with her friends."

"Oh, well that sounds fun."

"Ah s'pose so."

There was silence again. For quite a few minutes, the two didn't speak. While Twilight was busy eavesdropping on a variety of conversations. AJ was in a mess of thought.

Oh, come on now, Applejack! Just pony-up and ask her already. She ain't gonna think it's weird or nothing. She's your friend, and if you just ask it in a concerned manner, there's no way she'd get mad about it. AJ shyly sunk her teeth into her bottom lip, before glancing up at her friend. Twilight looked absolutely ravishing at the time. Her perfectly flat, purple and pink-striped mane highlighted her face highlighted her face beautifully. Her lavender coat was dampened with sweat, which glistened wonderfully under the light. Her eyes, however, were Applejack's favorite feature and what made Twilight the hardest to talk to; they were a dark shade of purple, and made everything else about her turn into an instant perfection. Gosh, she looks so nice... The farm shook the thought away from her head. Whatever... Just, uh... Start talking to her.

"Hey... um... Twilight?" she started unsurely.

"Yes?"

"So, erm... What exactly... What do ya mean by 'I'll do anything' in yer advertisement thingy?"

"Well, um... I don't know..." What's with all these questions? "Like, anything, I guess."

"Oh..." The earth pony blushed and looked at the ground. "And, uh... What if somepony asked ya to do somethin' you didn't want to do?"

"I don't really know. I suppose for the sake of Ponyville I'd probably do it."

Applejack paused for a moment, unsure if she should even go on to ask another question. Something deep within her, however, knew that if didn't get it out now, she may regret it in the future.

"Uh, okay... Well, Ah mean... What if... What if it was kin'a dirty?"

To that question, the princess slowed her pace a bit. Not enough to stop, but enough to get the farmer's attention.

"Do you mean like, dirty stuff?" Twilight asked, then chuckled to herself. "Let me rephrase that; do you mean like, gardening and mud and stuff?"

Oh, Twilight, you're so naive.

"Well, I mean... there is always stuff like that, but.. like," Applejack's voice decrescendoed to a whisper. "Sexual kinda stuff..."

Twilight's face suddenly became engulfed in a deep hue of scarlet. Her ears flattened, and she looked away.

"I-I mean... I don't know. It really depends on the stuff." She paused, and tried to make eye-contact with the farmer again. "I guess if it was just fetishy stuff, I-I could possibly do it..." At that point, Twilight could clearly see her friend's face matched her own in shade of red. She waited a moment, until the earth pony finally had enough courage to look up at the mare. "Wh-why?" she finally asked. "Was there something you wanted?"

That statement made Applejack sweat bullets over her red face. Her green eyes twitched a bit, and her tongue went dry with dumbness. Had Twilight ever seen herself? Anypony would want sex with her! She was gorgeous. Despite the mare's inner wants, however, actually expressing them was too hard for her to deal with. The orange pony simply looked at her friend and frowned.

"Ah, um... H-how about I just 'splain it to you when we get to the barn...?"

Most of the walk to Sweet Apple Acres was silent. The two ponies were too lost in thought to care too much about talking. They were both exceedingly nervous about the whole thing. While Twilight was wondering what Applejack could possibly want, the earth pony was trying to figure out how to ask for the favor. Even mentioning something sexual was hard to do. She wanted to back down. She wanted to back down so, so badly, but she knew she wouldn't.

You can't back down! The orange pony kept telling herself as they grew close to the barn. Only cowards back down! You already mentioned it, so there's no way you can get out of it! Besides, Twi's a good friend. She won't judge you... probably.

Nervously, Applejack gazed over at her friend, who returned the glance within little time. She seemed just as worried as the farmer.

"So, uh... What is it you want to do?"

"Oh, it's uh... It's really nothin' that erm... weird." As the two came close to AJ's barn, the mare unlatched herself from the wagon she'd been pulling the whole trot up. As it fell from her body, she felt a great sense of freedom. Her shoulders relaxed, and her whole body seemed to feel better, only leaving behind a dull ache in her bones.

"Well, if it's not that weird, then I'm sure you can tell me."

Applejack sighed and started to walk towards the side of the barn.

"Jus' follow me, okay?"

"Umm... Okay..."

Unsurely, the alicorn followed Applejack across the side of the barn. Trying to distract themselves from the unusual situation, both mares gazed out into the apple orchard. Hundreds of apple trees stretched beyond the horizon, and was quite impressive to Twilight. It had been since she'd first stepped onto Sweet Apple Acre soil. She occasionally wondered if Applejack was used to the sight, or if she found it just as impressive as she did.

The walk to the back of the barn was much shorter than either pony would have liked. After a short thirty seconds of walking, the two nervous ponies found something interesting; a large, gated pin with mud inches high and pigs roaming around, some big enough to be nearly Twilight's size. Applejack inevitably blushed at the site, while Twilight seemed a bit confused.

"What is this?" she asked, propping herself onto her hind legs and leaning against the wooden fencing. She looked out onto the muddy sea and fowl-smelling animals inhabited it.

"It's just mah, uh... Well, s'my pig pen, but I, uh... It's just sort of..." The mare's face turned crimson, and her eyes darted away. She searched her mind and mouth for some word that could describe it. She didn't want to jump to it and state it was a fetish, but there wasn't any other word to really describe it. "I s'pose you could call it uh..." It was then, the mare took in a deep breath and swallowed her pride. Just spit it out already!

"Ah-I guess you could say it's sorta a f-fetish..." she said, lacking all the stubborn pride that usually filled her tone. Twilight blushed heavily. Her purple eyes went wide, and her ears perked up. A fetish...? Twilight didn't know too much about adventurous sex, but the idea of filth was definitely something she didn't think ponies were too into. She especially never expected such a close friend of hers to be into that.

"Oh..." Twilight started hesitantly. "I didn't really expect that, to be honest." The mare chuckled. "Didn't actually think it was a real fetish at first. But, I um... I think I could possibly find a way to work with this," she admitted.

What in Celestia's name are you doing? the mare thought in disbelief with her tongue. You can't do something like this! She's your friend... But I mean, if she pays you, it'll be okay. And, I mean, I'm sure she's sexually frustrated. Oh, Twilight, just do it for her. Even if it looks disgusting and, uh... weird, just try to make it seem like it's no big deal. She's obviously has a hard time accepting her own fetish, so make if you experiment with her, it'll make her feel not as bad. This shouldn't be too bad... Just agree to do it and act like you're enjoying it...

"C-could ya really?"

"Of course I could! I mean, I did agree to it after all."

Applejack almost felt like asking "Really?" but didn't want to risk Twilight changing her mind.

"Well, o-okay." the orange mare put on a smile. "Uh, thanks a lot, Twi."

"It's no problem! Honest!"

Applejack blushed and nodded, hardly sure of what she could even say. All of her life, she kept her fantasies buried beneath a pile of pride, unable to tell a soul. Now, she was given the opportunity to live them. Her friend acted as if such a popularly believed "disgusting" thing could be so casual and "No problem".

Not saying anything else, Twilight surprisingly took charge of the situation, trotting from the side of the pen to the front where the gate opened. Applejack awkwardly followed her. When they were both at the entrance of the muddy mess, Twilight's horn illuminated a soft shade of pink. Suddenly, the lock was engulfed by the magic, and quickly opened. The large puddle of muck and grime was revealed, and it looked even worse up close. The filthy mud had chunks of old pig food, shit, and Celestia knows what else swimming around in it. The stench was absolutely disgusting, and the looks of the place were no better. The least nasty thing about the area was the squealing and oinking of pigs as they interacted. The regal princess had to try as hard as she could not to act nauseated from the atmosphere. Even so, she got another question from Applejack.

"You sure you wanna do this?"

"Yeah, it's really no problem at all!" she replied as confidently as possible. "Besides, I think this'll help me learn more about friendship!"

"Whatever ya say, Princess," Applejack said with a giggle. She stepped into the pig pen as if it were no big deal at all. The mud must have covered at least three inches of her hooves as she walked in. Twilight followed, watching her hooves every step. She didn't even look away to close the wooden gate with her magic lazily. She was too busy trying not to get pig poop on her relatively clean hooves.

How does AJ even manage to walk in this stuff so casually? More importantly than that, how does she actually like this kind of stuff?

"Oh, come on now! Don't be slow!" Applejack said in an almost mocking manner. "The mud's nice 'n' warm."

Twilight quickened her speed a bit, still struggling to trudge through the thick mud.

"Sorry!" she apologized. "I'm just not used to walking in this kind of stuff."

By the time Twilight was starting to pick up her pace, AJ was already resting in the sticky mud, near the far left corner of the pen. The slower mare blushed and quickly trudged through the rest of the way, still trying to avoid shit, or whatever else may be lurking within the depths of the swamp. After a few seconds of what felt like hard labor, Twilight made her way over to the corner AJ was in. She already knew she had to sit down in the filth, and definitely didn't want to make a big deal about it.

Come on! Don't be a big baby about this. Just turn around and sit down like it's your favorite chair...

Of course, it was easier said then done. A bit slowly, Twilight turned around completely and carefully lowered her rump into the filthy mud. The moment her backside touched the dirt, she felt a shiver go up her spine. The mud may have been warmed from the sunny day, but that didn't stop it from feeling like chunky slime. Slowly, her but sunk into the filth. She felt the individual pieces of grass, leftover food, and other odd and end chunks pass by her as she sunk lower and lower. After only a few inches, she hit the bottom. The mud almost hugged her butt as it surrounded her flanks and hind legs. She could feel the mud digging beneath the folds of her vagina and causing her to shiver. The squishy, dirty feeling almost made Twilight want to cringe in disgust.

Oh, how I can't wait to shower!

"How's it feel?" AJ asked politely, removing her hat from her head and placing it on the post of the fence. Her mane underneath it was awfully dirty, and matted from the long day of work.

"It feels, uh... Nice." She smiled at her friend in an awkward fashion. A deep shade of scarlet invaded her cheeks as she wiggled her bum in an attempt to get comfortable.

"Wanna know what feels better?" AJ asked. Her tone was relaxed, as if she were sitting in a hot tub.

"What?"

Applejack smiled to her friend and turned around in the mud, churning the filthy batter around her. She faced her back towards an open area, and lazily plopped down in the smelly mush. Twilight blushed heavily as she saw the earth pony twist and turn, getting the dirt and grime all in her mane and coat. Her mud-caked hooves kicked in the air a bit, sending small chunks of mud flying in Twilight's direction.

Oh, please tell me she can't expect me to do that!

"Rollin' 'round in the mud just feels so natural..." AJ commented as she tried to get every inch of her previous clean body covered in muck. "Ya really need ta try this, Twilight..."

The lavender mare felt her stomach go uneasy. She did, however, force the feeling down and repeat Applejack's actions. She turned around, and slowly let herself fall into the mud. It was a lot like sitting in the filth, only twenty times worse. The dirt quickly gushed from all sides of her body and covered any parts she wished to keep clean. Her hooves, sides, parts of her belly, neck, and mane were all soaked in the nasty liquid. At that point, she knew she'd be walking home with pig shit stuck at some part of her body. With all the alicorn's heart, she just wanted to go home and take a nice, long, clean bubble bath. At that point, she simply had to power through it.

"Now, doesn't that jus' feel like Heaven?"

"Yeah..."

Applejack smiled at her friend as she continued to shift her body around in the mud a bit more. Twilight mimicked her friend's actions, rolling from side to side, which only made her coat dirtier by the second. The orange mare, who was actually enjoying the thick layer of grime building on her coat, turned to Twilight and smiled.

"Hey, Twi?" she asked.

"Yeah?"

"Ya know how you said you'd be up for, uh... sorta sexual stuff?"

"Mmhmm."

"Well, Ah, umm... I was hopin'..." AJ's sparkling, green eyes looked up at her friend, shimmers of hope glistening in the center. "Do you think we could kiss?"

Twilight blushed brightly at that question. She'd hardly ever kissed before. The only actually intimacy she'd ever experienced was with a colt when she was much younger. She wasn't that great of a kisser (to her own knowledge), and she felt as though she wouldn't match up to the mare's expectations. She did, however, agree to do whatever her customer wanted.

"That'd be okay," she finally answered after a few moments of brief hesitation.

Applejack smiled slyly. She didn't say a thing before sliding Twilight's muddy body over to her own and planting a long, passionate kiss on her lips. Both of them lit up a bright shade of red, but the smooching continued. AJ's hungry, soft lips kissed the princess' over and over again. It was just about the only place the two weren't covered in mud, and it was the softest place on each other's bodies'. Twilight, who was very new to the whole thing, hardly kissed back. She only received the short, loving kisses over and over again. When she was finally comfortable, Twilight kissed back. It was a lame effort, and AJ barely noticed the change. The alicorn's lack of activity only made the apple farmer hungrier, as if she'd been starving for passionate kisses her entire life, and now she was going to feast. She pressed her lips to those of the mare laying next to her over and over again, each one getting sloppier and more saliva-covered as the seconds passed. Twilight finally figured how to get up to speed. With equal passion, the mare wrapped her hooves around Applejack's neck and brought her closer, forcing a moan from the lustful, muddy mare. The alicorn start to genuinely enjoy herself in the moment. The rough, pleasurable kisses made her almost forget of the filth she was laying in, how uncomfortable she'd become, and even the squealing of pigs in the background. All was simply pleasure. With their mouths moist and hearts starving, the two started moaning more and more, and the piled-on kisses were becoming sloppier and sloppier. After a few more moments of hot, passionate making out, Applejack broke away. Her sparkling, green eyes were filled with lust and desire. In the moment, Twilight hardly even noticed her mud-covered body. She just craved more of the wonderful making out.

"Why'd you stop?" the alicorn asked with lust in her tone.

"Ah... Twilight, I wanna try somethin' different. But it'll feel good."

"What is it?"

"Jus' step outta the mud and I'll show ya."

Unsurely, Twilight got up onto all fours. It was a bit difficult, considering her body was caked in inches of mud.

"Good. Now, uhh... put your rump up in da air."

Twilight blushed at that. Even though she did realize what Applejack would probably be doing, she didn't refuse. She placed her head near her hooves and stuck her rear further in the air. As her face came near to the mud, she tried to pull it out a bit. The last thing she wanted was her face to be all icky, too.

After the princess positioned herself, she heard the nearby sound of swishing mud. She didn't look behind at the moving earth pony, but did feel her hooves touch her back the moment after. Twilight shivered, and Applejack admired the view before her; a mud-frosted ass just waiting for pleasure to overcome it. Gently, AJ moved the mare's tail out of the way and leaned down to be only inches away from her marvelous plot. Through the thick coating of mud, the princess couldn't feel AJ's warm breath on her privates. For the longest moment, the earth pony did nothing but admire the sweet butt.

Gosh, her flanks are so nice. The mare trailed her tongue across her bottom lip. They look so much better covered in mud... Man, I just want to lick it so bad....

With that, Applejack gave in to her naughty desire. From her knowledge of anatomy, the mare located Twilight's vagina and trailed her tongue across it, collecting the filthy mud with it. She went up and up, letting her soft tongue tease the folds, rub past the area her clit would be, and up unto her sexy, tight asshole. Twilight let out a soft moan because of the sensation. After the long cleaning trail, the mare spat the mud out. She didn't mind the taste, she just want her tongue to focus on more important things, like the mare's beautiful, puckered anus. As if it were a sweet piece of candy, AJ instantly went back in and licked about her butthole, making sure to clean all the leftover mud from it. Although Twilight would of preferred to have a nice, clean vagina, she surprisingly enjoyed the sensation of having her ass licked.

"That feels so nice..."

"Shh..." Applejack encouraged silence as she went in for another lick, attentively smothering the sweet wrinkles of her asshole with saliva. Her tongue went slow at first, bringing great pleasure to the mare she was rimming. She'd lick around the hole with great care. After doing that for a few seconds, she moved onto wiping her entire tongue across the surface of her delicious butthole. This made Twilight shudder in the sensation. Her whole body relaxed, and she even pushed against the massaging tongue a bit.

You're so hasty, Twilight... So cute.

Applejack continued to lick, getting every inch as moist as possible. She loved the taste. It was addicting. She could tell the mare below her was feeling just as good. She was moaning softly, and Applejack could almost feel her eager asshole pulsating, begging to be massaged and loved on. To Twilight, the feeling of having her little butt licked was nearly as good as masturbation. She wanted more of the sweet sensation. She loved the way the sticky coat felt against her previously filthy ass. She wanted to be cleaned and pleasured, and of course, have it all done with passion. Luckily, Applejack didn't disappoint. She licked all about the little butt for a while, making it so slimy and wet with spit, she hardly had to put effort into licking. When she could hardly taste the beautiful asshole through her own coat of saliva, Applejack knew it was time to enter.

Grasping Twilight's flanks, Applejack pulled her in closer and let her tongue enter her anus. Her butt was tight. So tight, she felt as though her tongue was being milked. Twilight gasped the moment she felt the little worm enter her. Her moans crescendoed then, as she felt sexual pleasure like never before. For the earth pony, the flavor only became stronger and more tasty. Her eyelids shut as she concentrated only on getting her tongue as deep as it possibly could into Twilight's little flower. She wiggled it around, feeling her anus' tight, warm walls. The wiggling only made the alicorn hornier. Her wings had expanded, and were now throbbing in absolute sexual bliss from the action. Her face had fallen into the mud, as she no longer cared about how filthy she was. She only cared about the warm, soft tongue wiggling around in her asshole and filling her with pleasure. It seemed as though Applejack only cared about pleasuring Twilight, as well, which was amazing to the young pony.

"Oh, that's sooo good!" she moaned.

Applejack ignored the princess, and only focused on her job; licking Twilight's yummy plot. Her tongue wiggled in every which direction. It almost started to go numb from being squeezed by the mare's asshole. Her little muscle was slowly starting to ache, and she realized that maybe she needed a break from rimming the beautiful mare. With a satisfying pop!, AJ's tongue came out. The moment it did, she realized how badly it was actually hurting from the ordeal.

"Wanna switch?" Applejack asked with a pant.

Twilight, of course was a bit disappointed. She didn't want the pleasure for her to end, but at the same time, she did agree to do whatever she wanted for the hour.

Slowly, the alicorn lifted her head from the mud. Half of her once clean face was completely covered in mud. Not only that, but part of her chest was extremely filthy, too. She could feel it as she rose onto all fours. With little hesitation, the princess was given the same view Applejack once was. The farmer made her way in front of Twilight and lifted her hindquarters up into the air. She planted her face into the mud, hardly caring if she got her only clean area filthy. The lavender mare looked upon the glorious rump and removed her tail from the view. She, too, knew exactly where all of her bits were, she simply didn't know if it'd be appropriate to simply wipe the mud off with her hoof. Something told her, she'd want the same treatment, though. Hesitantly, Twilight lowered her head to where she knew the vagina to be.

Come on, Twilight. Don't be a baby. Just do it and get it over with as fast as possible.

With one long, quick motion, the mare placed her little tongue at the mud caked vagina and licked up all the way to the asshole. She could feel every grain of dirt, taste the most unpleasant of things, and even stumbled over a few small rocks. When she removed herself from the mare bits, Twilight instantly spat the nasty dirt out into the sea of mud. She tried not to show too much disgust, and instantly went back to licking the plump butthole. Applejack had already started moaning from the pleasure, while Twilight tried to understand what she was doing. Because she was very inexperienced, she licked it in the same way one would lick a lollipop; no tender, gentle motions, or attention to the details of the anus, or even a very good focus. All she concentrated on was licking the little butt. To AJ, it must have felt good, though, because Twilight had never had a pony moan with so much joy. With a sign of approval, Twilight kept going at it, harshly licking the butthole to please her friend. The mare moaned out, not even hiding how great it felt to be rimmed.

Oh, that's so, so good! How are you so damn good at this?

Within a short amount of time, Applejack's asshole was already building up a good coat of saliva. The alicorn didn't cease to keep adding to it, either. She simple kept going, dragging her tongue of the earth pony's asshole over and over again. It wasn't until the mare felt something touching her, that she stopped.

At the feeling of hooves touching her back, Twilight turned around as fast as she could. Resting on her back was a pink and brown, very cute looking pig. The mare smiled for a second at the sweet-looking animal, but did try to move to get him off. Applejack almost instantly heard the sound of mud swishing after her pleasure stopped. She weakly lifted her head from the mud to talk.

"Wh-what happened, Twilight?"

"Oh, nothing, there's just a pig bothering me right now..." She chuckled. "I'll just get him off and get back to business."

From that statement alone, the earth pony's green eyes widened. She wearily looked back, only to see her friend tying to shoo off a familiar pig.

"Don't shoo him off!" Applejack commanded. Twilight stopped trying to get the little pig off her back and looked back at her friend with curiosity sparkling in her eye.

"Why should I-"

"J-just let him fuck ya!" the mare shouted out, as if she'd just confessed to a sinister crime. Twilight's eyes widened, and she looked at her friend with even deeper confusion. Applejack took in a few deep breaths as disappointment fled into her eyes. "J-jus' let it happen. I know it's weird, but... you'll enjoy it. Promise."

The princess looked down at her friend. Had she really... had sex with a pig? It was a thought the alicorn didn't want to come to her mind, but she couldn't ignore the fact that it had happened, and it apparently was enjoyable to her. Twilight, of course didn't want to back out and call her friend a weirdo for having sex with an animal, but at the same time she didn't want to go through with it...

I don't know about this... Maybe you will enjoy it. Awkwardly, the princess of friendship turned away from the pig, and put her attention back on Applejack's rump. Just... Just let it happen. Maybe it'll be good. I mean, at least you can't get pregnant from it...

Giving in to the odd fate she'd stumbled into, Twilight went back to her job. She grabbed Applejack's flanks trailed her tongue up and down the mare's beautiful little butthole. This acceptance also eased AJ's mind, and allowed her to relax her body into the pile of mud beneath her. The mare doing the rimming, on the other hoof, was too worried about being fucked by an animal to concentrate too deeply on the asshole before her. It became even harder for her when she felt the tiny tip of the pig's penis poking at her saliva-coated plothole. She tensed up a bit, but still continued to lick as the penis was thrust inside of her. She let out a soft moan and continued concentrating on the plot, even as the pig behind pulled in and out of her hole rapidly, expanding it more than she was used to.

Just pretend it's a stallion, pretend it's a stallion...

Even with the encouragement, it was hard to pretend with the squealing of the pig behind her. She simply tried to ignore it, and focus heavily on the plump butthole before her. She continued licking, even putting more pressure on the little flower. The pony in front of her moaned in pleasure as the rimming got rougher. AJ almost felt as though she could orgasm from the anal paradise she was experiencing.

"Pl-please put it in!" the mare begged.

Twilight decided it would be best to give into the demand, but not before the pigs beat her to it. Unexpectedly, the mare felt a second pig-cock enter her anus. This one was definitely bigger than the other one. She hardly heard the pig approaching, and wasn't warned with an extra set of hooves on her back. A penis was just shoved inside of her with hardly any warning.

Two pigs? Two freaking pigs?! Oh, sweet Celestia! Just... Don't concentrate on it. Get to pleasing AJ. Don't concentrate on it...

Trying as hard as she possibly could to ignore the two cocks plummeting in and out of her, Twilight pressed her tongue into Applejack's buttered-up anal cavity. Her little pink taster had no problems going inside, and even got to explore a little bit. The mare could feel AJ's walls, the tight warmth of her asshole, and even discover and brand new taste that came with it. Applejack was simply pleasured to have her ass explored in such an amazing way.

Man, that's good!

While Applejack was in heaven, Twilight wasn't sure if she was even being pleasured. The pigs inside of her were animals. They knew no sexual manners, and they were only in it for their own greedy purposes. Two of them, pounding her little anus and making her feel like her butt could rip from being so expanded. It seemed as though there was no way she could be pleasured from it, yet in the darkest part of her mind, she felt a strange bit of pleasure from it. Maybe it was simply because she was actually receiving attention back there, but she wasn't quite sure. Even if she did feel an odd hint of pleasure from it, she overall wanted it to end. She wanted one of them to leave so she didn't feel so stretched, in so much pain, and in complete and utter shame of the action.

And then, one came.

After being mercilessly ass-fucked by the original pig, he came. Large streams of his nasty cum erupted from his urethra and into the pony's tight ass. She felt stream after stream of warm, hot goo fill up her butt. Her eyes closed, and in the moment, she couldn't quite tell if she were enjoying the feeling or hating it, either way, it had a strong impact on her.

Oohh, that's so weird!

Awkwardly, Twilight had problems focussing on the rimjob she was giving. Her tongue sloppily twirled around in hopes of having an impact on her. Applejack never did stop moaning, so she assumed she was doing a good job. That was, until, she heard a very unexpected line come out of the earth pony's mouth.

"G-go for the clit!" she begged helplessly.

As quickly as she could, Twilight removed her sore tongue from the pony's asshole and went for the clit. She buried her face in AJ's vagina and sucked at the place she knew the g-spot to be. Her vagina was already very moist from all the stimulation, and it carried an original flavor to it. Her juices were semi-sweet, but a little oily at the same time. All Twilight knew, was she preferred the way her vagina tasted over her ass. She didn't get to taste it long, however. After gently sucking her throbbing clit for no more than a few seconds, she came in large amounts. Her sticky fluids poured out of her vaginal cavity, some even dripping into the rest of her mud-covered body. The alicorn was quick to lick up the running fluids that weren't touching any mud. At least they were tasty.

"Oh, Sweet Celestia..." Applejack said between heavy pants. "That was so damn good..."

"Y-yeah..." Twilight agreed hesitantly. While AJ was recovering from her delightful orgasm, the princess took a moment to drag the last pig away from her vagina. She set it far back with the rest of the pigs, and prayed it wouldn't come back. Her ass and vagina were already sticky from the first one's orgasm, and she surely didn't want another.

"Twilight?" the orange mare started hesitantly, lifting her head and looking in her friend's direction.

"Yes, Applejack?"

"Ya won't tell nopony 'bout this, right?"

"No..." Twilight agreed. She was already starting to wipe some of the sticky mud from her face. "Of course I won't."

"Good..."

Because I know I'm not the only earth pony ready to take ahold of your offer...

Chapter Two: Was it Worth it?

Chapter Two: Was it Worth it?

There was no time between the events, second-thought, or hardly even a hoof-step in another direction. The moment after Applejack tossed Twilight a good-sized bag of bits and the two exchanged their good-byes, Twilight teleport directly to her desired location; the cool-colored, large shower in her castle. It was nearly big enough to fit three ponies in at once, which made it extra comfortable for the young princess. It was surrounded by cold, blue-tinted walls, and a couple of small windows near the top. Sunlight bled into the tub and glistened off the mud-coated mare, who at the time still smelt of pig and filth. Never before had Twilight wanted to barf at her own scent. Unfortunately, before she could even turn the water on, she had to set the bag of bits down somewhere safe. She levitated the small sac up over the wall of the shower, and looked through the distorted glass of the wall. Even though she could barely see, she still managed to set the little bag down on the edge of the sink. After that, she quickly locked the bathroom door with her magic and gazed up at the shower head.

Not wasting anymore time, the mare's mud-stained horn illuminated. She quickly twisted the knob of the shower, which responded with a cool, powerful stream of water. Twilight let out a soft sigh, enjoying the wonderful sensation of the cool liquid running down her coat. Slowly, the inch-thick coating of mud in her mane and coat started to drip off her body. She felt the thick texture slide over her eyes and down her face. She hastily shut her eyes, before tilting her head in the direction of the water. She already started to feel a hundred times cleaner.

What a day! the alicorn thought as she shook away some of the large chunks of mud and grass. They flew out of her mane and landed on the walls of the tub, along with the ground. Most of the mud was already out of her mane, revealing the pink and purple stands usually seen. I never expected anything like this to happen... Especially with Applejack. I mean, she just doesn't seem like the kind of pony to be into those kind of things. Well, I suppose if anypony were to be into those kind of things, it would be Applejack... I still just don't understand it. I hope I sort of helped her get over her shyness about it... I just don't know. I guess it is what she likes, and there's no way of changing it. It still just seems weird to think about her getting turned on by that.

Taking in a breath, Twilight repositioned herself so the water could run down her back and tail. She used her magic to brush her floppy bangs out of her face and opened her eyes. She could see large amounts of thick, brown mud collecting at the drain. It almost made the mare shudder at the recent memory of being absolutely engulfed in the filth.

What if I were to be asked an equally sexual or, uh... dirty favor tomorrow? I mean, I've already been screwed by pigs? What more could I be asked to do?

Not even wanting to think of such possibilities, the alicorn detached the shower head from its holder and levitated it towards her back. She raised her tail, and went in to rinse off the place she'd been itching to clean all day; her privates.

The mare let out an instant sigh of relief as the warming water trailed over her filthy marebits. She felt the mud and sticky pig cum all running down her legs from her vagina and ass. She could feel the nooks and crannies of her delicate flower gently being washed of mud.

Oh, that's nice...

Although Twilight still had a lot more dirt to scrub out of her coat, she was already feeling a lot cleaner than she had been. She did feel happy to finally be getting showered, but the thoughts of that day still buzzed about her mind. She was still questioning Applejack's "interest", and still unsure about whether she should go out again the next day. If she didn't go out, then her friend might feel insulted, as if the earth pony scared her away from putting herself out there. Then again, Twilight was a bit frightened to put herself out into the world like that again.

I don't know... the mare started as she pulled the shower head up to wash around her chest and neck. Maybe this whole thing wasn't so bad... I mean, it was a little bit gross, but... Maybe it was worth it. I did get quite a lot of bits from it.

The princess' purple eyes darted towards the blurry bag of bits on the other side of the shower. Applejack had promised there'd been around seventy-five in there, which was quite a lot. If she went out the next day and a similar event happened, would it have been worth it for the pay? Looking back on it all, Twilight really didn't know what to think. She had learned something about friendship, and raised bits for the restoration of Ponyville. While she did manage to reach her goal, she couldn't help but think:

Was it worth it?

Chapter Three: The Worst Possible Scenario

The worst possible scenario.

The entirety of Twilight's previous evening was spent doing nothing but wondering what the worst possible scenario could be. She'd thought of falling into a sick trap of somepony's deepest fantasy, or having even weirder fetishes thrown onto her and having little choice in the matter. She thought of what things ponies could be into, and what it may have been like to be into something so strange you could hardly tell a soul. Everything she thought of was stuff she reflected off Applejack. She thought of filth, pigs, and all things disgusting. She wasn't too experienced when it came to sexual corks and kinks, so she hardly knew that many possibilities, aside from what she'd been exposed to. Even that early morning, when she'd got herself out of bed and set herself up, she was too busy trying to shake the vile thoughts from her mind.

Come on, Twilight... Don't worry about it. Chances are, nothing like that will happen again... I hope.

That morning, the mare had gotten up especially early, in hopes she'd possible be able to meet somepony who wanted to hang out before the they had to work. By the time she'd gotten out there, there were only a few ponies who'd gotten to work for the day. Many of them were either just setting up their stand, or had only been there for a few minutes. Because of this, Twilight had plenty of room to simply stand off to the side, proudly holding the sign around her neck.

Alright. Here we are, in the middle of Ponyville, waiting for somepony to come up and talk to you. This should be fun... Just put on a smile and try to remain calm.

The alicorn, of course, went with her own advice and put on a grin. She took in a deep breath and tried to look as presentable as she could. She puffed out her chest, stood as tall as she could, and put a smile on her face that screamed confidence. She looked out onto the streets. There was noting but a few ponies walking about. Most of them she recognized, but none she knew too well. A few of them were familiar mares Twilight knew to work at a flower shop, a few were stallions she'd simple seen around, and the only other two ponies out aside from the businesses were a couple of foals with no parental guidance. It wasn't a particularly busy time, and the princess debated on whether or not she should simply go home and try again later.

Maybe it would be better to just go home and worry about this whole thing some other time. I mean, chances are you'll probably be out here a few hours before somepony even thinks about using my services. I was pretty stupid to think anything would actually be happening this early. I mean, Spike wasn't even awake when I got up and was getting ready! The mare started blushing as she realized the fact she may have made a mistake. Oh, man! What if Spike misses me, or he doesn't find the note I left him? What if he starts unpacking more stuff, and doesn't remember the way I categorize books? What if he completely messes up the order and neatness of my library, and I have to redo the entire thing all over again! What if he tries to cook and starts a fire? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have come out here! maybe I should just forget this whole thing, turn around, and-

It was then, Twilight's thoughts were completely cut off by the sound of a rather deep, masculine tone.

"Mornin', Princess," a young, light blue stallion greeted with a smirk. He was very clean young male. He had a shabby, dark blue mane and golden, glistening eyes. He was accompanied by a stallion of equal age, only he was a bit more calm looking. He had a soft-looking, caramel coat, pretty sky-blue eyes, and a swoopy, light brown mane that fell to either side of his face.

"Oh, uh... Good morning, gentlecolts!" Twilight greeted with an uncomfortably large smile. "How are you guys doing today?"

"Pretty good," he responded casually with a smile. The young mare was already picking up on his cocky tone, which made her extremely uncomfortable. "Just takin' a stroll." His golden eyes scanned the mare up and down, rereading her sign over and over. "What's up with you?"

"Oh, nothing, just uh... Working." She smiled at the two with little confidence in herself. She already started imagining getting herself into a sexual situation again, and the thought of it being with two stallions was extremely intimidating.

"Oh, yeah? And what exactly do you do?"

"Just... Just anything. But, uh.. It has to be with a donation."

"Anything, huh?" The more verbal of the two stallions glanced over at his friend. They exchanged a quick smile and nod to each other, before looking back at the princess. "Well, I'm sure we could find some sort of use for you. I left my bits at my house, though. Would ya mind comin' along?"

"Oh, of course not!"

The lavender mare quickly put on a smile. Her pink magic engulfed the sign around her neck and removed it from her torso. Like the previous day, she tucked the slab of cardboard under her right wing and held it there as she started walking. The light blue stallion didn't hesitate to start leading the way. His quiet friend followed behind, then the princess behind him. A million thoughts were running through Twilight's head at once.

Oh, dear Celestia, please let nothing get too sexual today. And I mean, if it does, just don't let it be anything as, uh... unique as yesterday. I'd really like to keep a clean coat this time around...

While the young mare behind the two stallions was freaking out in her mind, both of them were calm and not nervous in the least bit. They were, after all, clearly used to such things...

After a few minutes of silent trotting through Ponyville, the caramel-coated stallion started to back up, making himself closer to the lavender mare. She noticed, and tossed him a sincere smile. He smiled back, and blushed a bit.

"My name's Caramel," he introduced in a rather soft tone.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle! It's very nice to meet you!"

"Yeah, you too..." The young stallion blushed and looked away. "I, um... I'm really happy to get to spend the day with you, Princess."

"It's really no problem," the mare reassured him with a smile. "I mean, I enjoy getting to know new ponies."

"Hehe, yeah.." With dread building in his heart, Caramel glanced at his overly-confident friend. He didn't really want to do the same things with Twilight that he wanted to, but he was never one to say no. "So, um... How long have you been doing this?"

"I just started yesterday!" she replied, almost proudly.

"Oh, that's pretty cool."

"What do you do for work?" Twilight asked, surprisingly happy with the chit-chat.

"I... I don't do much. I just sort of pick-up odd and end jobs from time to time." He blushed. "I live with my roommate," he said, pointing his head towards the stallion in front.

"Oh," she started, hardly knowing what to say. "Well, do you enjoy it?"

Caramel paused for a moment. He wasn't too sure whether she was asking if he enjoyed living with a friend, or if he enjoyed his jobs. He decided to give a response that could answer both questions.

"It's not that bad." He forced a smile towards the mare, trying hard to seem genuine. "But I am trying to get a full-time job so I can move out and live on my own."

"Neat."

"Well, I mean... I guess..."

Twilight had to force herself from frowning at the questioning tone the pony spoke in. She hardly knew what it was like to struggle with a job. Her entire life, she'd been provided with a roof over her head and was given what money she needed by Celestia. She never actually considered how hard it must of bean to not be so fortunate.

"I mean, I hope you do have good luck and everything."

"Thanks."

It was then, the stallion leading the small trio slowed down. Both of the ponies noticed this, and looked away from each other. Before them was their destination; a tall, two-story home painted a light shade of yellow. It seemed relatively clean, and fit it with its neighboring buildings.

With a slight smirk on his face, the young stallion inserted his key into its designated hole and turned it. He pushed open his front door and enter his home. Caramel quietly entered after him, and then did Twilight. The inside of the house smelt strongly of vanilla, and the place seemed to be kept neat and tidy. The first place they'd entered was a good-sized living room. It had two recliners sitting on a large, purple carpet, and a cute coffee table in the center. The walls were painted the same color as the outside of the house, and the floors were made of wood.

"Well, here we are!" the blue stallion beamed proudly. He turned his head towards his shy friend and business buddy. "Why don't you make yourself at home while I go get some bits?"

"Sounds good to me!"

The young earth pony smiled at his guest a moment, before turning around and heading up the stairs. His image soon diminished, along with the dull thumping of his hooves against the wooden floorboards. Nothing but awkward silence was left with Caramel and Twilight. They both awkwardly shuffled their hooves into the wood and looked in opposite directions.

"So, uh..." Twilight started awkwardly. "What do you guys do around here? Or, like, what do you think we'll do together?"

It was then, Caramel's chubby cheeks turned a bright hue of scarlet. He looked at the mare with hints of regret lingering in his baby blue eyes.

"I-I really don't..." He frowned and looked away. Many times before had his roommate brought mares over for the soul purpose of fucking them. By the way he looked at him when he was first talking to Twilight, he could already tell what his intentions were. "I mean, I suppose I have a slight idea, but..."

At that point, the alicorn started to fear for the worse. She recognized the nervous tone, and the inability to even speak of what was about to happen. She did wonder if it were in fact something sexual, and if it were, if it would be as bad as yesterday. She did want too prepare herself for whatever awaited her, and if it were too extreme for her, she'd probably have time to run away before the absent stallion came back.

"It's okay," Twilight encouraged with a smile. "You can tell me. I'd rather know what's going to happen ahead of time than have everything thrown at me by surprise."

"Well, I-I think he might, uh... He might have you do somethin' kinda..." The earth pony paused and lowered the volume of his voice. "D-dirty."

The princess nodded at the confession. She remembered Applejack using the same word to describe sexual acts to her. With her fear finally confirmed, she decided to ask questions, just to get an idea of if it were as bad as what she'd previously been through.

"What kind of 'dirty' things?"

That question only made the shade of scarlet in Caramel's cheeks darken. He even started to sweat a bit, knowing the true nature of him and his good friend.

"I, umm... I d-don't really know," he lied in a shaky tone. The ends of his brown bangs were collecting sweat, and his eyes were shrinking out of pure nervousness. Although the mare could tell he was lying, she didn't want to pressure him into telling her something he didn't want. She decided that whatever could await her that day couldn't be as bad as the disgusting filth of yesterday.

"You don't have to tell me," the princess said in a soothing tone. "I mean, it's not that bad, right?"

"Well, I-I suppose... I mean, if you really want to know..."

It was at that moment Caramel trailed off. The distant sound of hooves thumping against wood made both ponies' ears stand up, and both fall silent. Neither wanted the cocky owner of the house to hear them discussing his plans. Fortunately for them, he came down with a bright smile, as if he'd been deaf to the whole conversation.

"Hello, Princess!" he greeted as he approached the duo. Before Twilight could respond, he quickly took the small sac of bits off his back and tossed them to his business partner. She caught the bag in her magic aurora and set them on a nearby table, making a mental reminder to pick them up as she left.

"So," the blue earth pony continued. "Before we actually, uh... get into anything, I'd just like to ask if you actually mean 'anything' like your sign promised."

Twilight, of course, blushed at the statement and tossed Caramel an awkward look.

"I do..."

"Well, I uh... I sort of had something planned. Some bedroom stuff. Are you willing to do that kind of stuff?"

"O-of course!"

The young stallion smiled at the mare with an almost devious smirk.

"I'm glad to hear that. Why don't you come with me and we can get things goin'?"

"Sure thing!"

Twilight wore her confidence like a masque, trying as hard as she could not to reveal the brewing emotions within her. Secretly, she didn't want to follow the young pony into his bedroom. She didn't crave the same sexual experience he did, and she certainly didn't want to do anything too taboo or extreme. As she started to walk towards the staircase, Twilight silently prayed to Celestia she wouldn't have to do anything too weird.

Suddenly, as the two ponies approached the base of the staircase, the light blue earth pony turned his neck around. In the back of the room, his best friend stood awkwardly, simply gazing as the two went off to the bedroom for a morning of fun. The young pony smiled at Caramel and gestured him to follow along.

"Wanna join us?"

"M-me?!" The golden-brown pony blushed heavily and looked at his friend. They both knew they shared the same fetish, the only problem was Caramel was far less eager to experiment with his. Many nights, he sat in the guest room, envying the delightful sounds coming from his roommate's bedroom. He always secretly wanted to have in on the fun, but never dared to ask.

"Of course you! Who else would I be talking to?"

"W-well, I... I don't know," the nervous pony paused, as heavy amounts of crimson invaded his face. "Noteworthy, I just don't think I'd be... comfortable with this."

"Oh, come on! It's not like you're going to get some any other way!"

"B-but, I... I don't know..." the blushing pony took a few steps back in an attempt to break away from the awkward situation. "I just don't... I..."

"It's no problem!" Twilight interrupted with a smile. "It doesn't really matter to me."

"See, Caramel! The princess of friendship didn't earn her position by being close-minded. You have nothing to worry about!"

The young stallion, although still shaken by the thought of having sex with such a beautiful mare, looked up at his friend. The nervous look in his eyes were filled with desire, which made the blue pony smile a bit.

"Well, you better come on if you're coming."

Noteworthy continued up the stairs with his date right behind him. After trotting up only a few steps, both ponies heard the faint sound of Caramel galloping to catch up. While the stallion was thrilled with his accomplishment, the young princess was a bit afraid to participate in something as crazy as a threesome. She'd heard nothing by tales about how awkward and unusual one could be. She was, however, grateful that day's deed would likely be more vanilla than the previous.

"Oh, and by the way, my name's Noteworthy," the stallion started, disturbing the silence. He tossed the mare grin. "Of course, I already know your name, Princess."

"Oh, uh, you can just call me Twilight." The mare awkwardly smiled at her costumer and giggled a bit. "It's, uh... very nice to meet you, Mister Noteworthy."

"I'm sure it is, Princess," he replied in a cocky tone. Even though Caramel secretly thought of it as rude to ignore royalty's request in such a manner, Twilight didn't really argue back, or even glare at him. She instead nervously laughed and didn't respond, having far more important things on her mind than the way somepony addressed her. With nothing more to say, the two ponies looked ahead and continued to trot.

After a short, mostly quiet walk up the pony's wooden staircase, the trio made it to the hallway. In the wooden, upstairs hallway, there were three doors; one on each side and one on the very end. Noteworthy didn't hesitate to lead them from the beginning of the staircase all the way to the end door. He twisted opened the doorknob and held it opened for his sexually-inexperienced roommate and royal date. Both entered the spacious room, and Twilight paused as she looked at her surroundings. There was a large, two-pony bed in the center of the room, laying on a blue rug. On the left side of the bed, there was a small nightstand with a photograph and lamp resting on it. To the left, there was a small closet guarded by a large, white door. The walls of this room were still wooden, but they were painted a dull hue of white decorated with family photos.

"Well, here we are," the stallion who owned the room announced proudly. "Get comfortable. We'll be here a while."

Twilight and Caramel didn't hesitate to obey Noteworthy. The jittery duo made their way over to the bed and sat down next to each other. As the master of the house took a moment to close his door, the two tossed each other a reassuring smile.

"Have you ever done anything like this before?" Twilight asked the young earth pony.

"N-not really. I mean, once, but it was so long ago. What about you?"

"Erm... Only once aside from yesterday," the mare answered, awkwardly twiddling her hooves.

"Oh, okay..." Caramel blushed and looked up towards Noteworthy, who was nearing the bed as they spoke.

"Move over," the stallion requested of his roommate. He complied with no questions, and Noteworthy took his place. Twilight awkwardly smiled at him, noticing the dreamy lust building in his golden eyes. The more inexperienced stallion watched from a distance, as his roommate dove in and gave the young mare a long, deep kiss on her lips. Her face lit up as she shut her eyes. She could already detect the sexual hunger boiling within the earth pony. His hooves hastily wrapped around her neck and pulled her in, making sure to taste every last part of her lips as he landed kiss after kiss on her mouth. Twilight nervously kissed back, hoping deep within she could keep up with his aggressive pace. Although she failed for the most part, the young pony still moaned a bit as he went in sloppy kiss after kiss. After only thirty seconds of hot, sloppy kissing, Noteworthy's penis started to harden, throbbing a bit as he continuously kissed the beautiful princess. Although he did believe himself to be hard, he discreetly slid one hoof away from the mare's neck, and reached down to his dick. It twitched in response to the touch, which reassured Noteworthy that he was definitely ready. The stallion eagerly broke away from the mare's mouth. Their eyes met. Noteworthy's were drowned in lust, while Twilight's only had mere flints of the powerful craving swimming in her iris.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about..." he cooed dreamily as he gazed at the mare. She would have been gazing back, if it weren't for her eyes being distracted by his erect member below. It'd been years since she'd actually seen a stallion's cock up close. It'd been so long, she almost forgot what they looked like, and felt as though she was completely innocent to such phallic things. It was a much darker shade of blue than the stallion was. It was nearly nine inches in length, and overall thick with fat veins visible all around. Noteworthy, of course, noticed the mare admiring his impressive length.

"Like what ya see?" he asked seductively. Twilight hardly knew how to react, and simply nodded dumbly in response. Noteworthy chuckled and spread his legs a little wider, giving the princess a good view of his cock. "Why don't you give it a little lick?"

Twilight blushed at the idea of making her mouth connect to the penis. At least it wasn't as bad as the previous day. Besides, she did agree to do anything.

"O-okay..."

With a smile, the horny pony turned ninety degrees so his penis was pointed towards the wall. He signaled the mare to sit in front of him, and she complied. Slowly, she made her way from the edge of the bed down to the floor. She sat on her knees and placed herself inches away from the large dick. The steamy, deep breaths the princess was taking in teased the stallionhood, making it pulsate in anticipation. The mare's face lit up as she slowly stuck her tongue out. She hesitantly placed her tongue at the base of the cock, and slowly trailed it up the shaft. She could feel every bump, vein, and pulse, along with the unique flavor it possessed. Noteworthy let out a shudder as her cute tongue made its way up to the very head of his cock.

"Oh, sweet Celestia..."

The stallion's tongue lolled as the princess repeated the process, starting at the very base of his penis and making her way all the way to the tippy-top. From what the mare could tell, her partner was enjoying the treatment, so she continued. Over and over again, her little tongue would trail up the stallion's rock hard shaft. Each time, the stallion felt more and more teased by the sweet little love slug.

"Ah, that's good..." Noteworthy opened his fluttering, gold eyes to the fullest and glanced over at his friend, who'd been sitting at the end of the bed the whole time, simply watching in awe at his roommate's confidence. The moment their eyes met, the modest stallion blushed heavily and looked away. His legs firmly crossed, trying hard to conceal the boner he'd popped while watching the two start to get it on. The stallion having his dick gently licked chuckled at his friend's shyness.

"Come on, dude. There's no reason to be all shy. She won't bite..."

"I-I know, I j-just don't know what to do..."

Twilight's eyes glanced up at the two stallions, watching them talk to each other. While she was concerned for Caramel, she was also trying to fix her own personal problem. She'd been licking the penis for such a long time, she wasn't quite sure if it was still satisfactory to him. It was possible Noteworthy was so used to sex he was hardly affected by such little effort, but she still wasn't sure how he managed to keep a conversation in the middle of such a blissful experience.

"Come on, it's not that much work... Just come here."

Awkwardly, the earth pony shuffled over to his friend, still trying to keep his cock as hidden as possible. Noteworthy almost found his sexual awkwardness adorable, and blushed as he grew near him. When Caramel was within his reach, the stallion reached his right hoof out towards the young pony. His roommate leaned back in fear, but kept his body in one place. The blue pony smiled and took advantage of the opportunity, weaving his hoof through flimsy arms and gently touching the tip of the cock of his best friend. Caramel lit up in absolute shock and squeezed his legs together tightly.

"Don't be like that, dude. Just undo your legs and let it happen... I mean, if you don't get laid now, when do you think you'll ever get the chance to again?"

The young pony looked away in shame of being so inexperienced and virgin-like. He'd never actually been attracted to Noteworthy, and he didn't desire sex with him. However, the past couple months, he had been envious of the large amounts of sex his friend would have. Maybe, if something led to him getting a sweet taste of the beautiful mare's sex, all would be worth it in the end. After a brief moment of thought, Caramel finally unlocked the door to his erect member. Although it wasn't as big as Noteworthy's, his nearly black cock was still decently large and thick enough to please a pony. The cocky sex addict smiled at the glorious sight.

"Nice..." He gently wrapped his hoof around the bottom of his friend's cock and stroked skyward, sending a chill down Caramel's spine. The shy pony blushed and let out a steamy breath. The princess curiously watched as the two almost got intimate with one another. While the timid pony's face didn't show any signs of arousal, his throbbing boner disagreed. Noteworthy, however, expressed his mood with both his facial expressions and genitalia. It made Twilight wonder what was running through their minds. As she started to think of the possibilities, her licking slowed so her mind could concentrate on other things. She wondered not only what the two stallions were thinking, but also about her own situation. She thought about whether or not she'd enjoy what more would come of that day. She wondered how long she'd have to remain licking the stallion's lollipop. She even started to question if the stallions would talk about what happened, or if rumors might start buzzing around town about her prostituting herself. Twilight's heart nearly skipped a beat as she considered the possibility.

"Hey, your majesty!" Noteworthy inturrupted harshly. "Why don't ya pick up the pace? Maybe start suckin' a bit."

Twilight blushed after recognizing her poor performance. Hesitantly, the mare finished making her way up to the top of the shaft and awkwardly opened her mouth. She put her lips around the head of his dick. Noteworthy bit his bottom lip as he felt the warm moisture of the cave engulf the tip of his penis. When Twilight started sucking, he threw his head back at the heavenly sensation. The firm grip he had on his friend's cock tightened, which made Caramel even more uncomfortable with the situation. The only thing keeping his member erect was the thought of one day being in Noteworthy's wonderful position. Sure, being rubbed was pleasurable, but there was something much more he wanted from the sexy mare. He wanted her warm, wet mouth devouring his cock, as she was to his friend. He could hardly keep his eyes off the mare as her cheeks caved in around his friend's dick. He knew it must have been one of the most blissful things in the world, and the way his roommate bit his lip confirmed it.

Twilight had her eyes shut tightly as she sucked the rod. She used her tongue to explore the penis deeper. Her little taster twisted around every edge of the veiny dick. She felt out every little detail, and tried to get used to the sensation of sucking somepony off. Her mouth felt full and breathing was difficult, yet it hardly bothered her. Instead, she felt the need to experiment with such things. She felt as though she was learning. Her inner mind craved more research, and as her hunger grew she started sucking harder. The sudden increase in pressure made Noteworthy moan out in pleasure. At that point, he was only concentrated on his own personal desires. He hardly even dragged his hoof at that point, leaving Caramel less aroused than he had been.

The young princess continued to suck and suck. Time became meaningless, and she could feel the hard dick sliding further down her throat. She moaned in response, sending ticking vibrations up the long meat pole. Noteworthy grunted in pleasure. Twilight almost smiled at the thought of meeting his approval. This encouraged her to suck with all her might; squeezing her cheeks in around the throbbing cock. The stallion whimpered as she practically milked the meat stick of every ounce of pleasure she could. His balls tightened as he felt pressure starting to build up. With the mare sucking so generously hard, it was difficult to hold back the inevitable eruption. He grunted in frustration, and tried to hold back all he could to keep the session nice and long. Unfortunately, the mare's mouth was far stronger than the stallion's will. As his body relaxed, Noteworthy released.

It came so suddenly to the young mare. One moment, she'd been sucking on the hard stallionhood as if it were candy, the next, she felt a hot stream of a salty liquid explode from the stallion's urethra. At first, she thought he'd given into an orgasm. It wasn't until the cock slid out of her throat and into a shallower part of her mouth that she realized how thin, and absolutely strong-tasting the substance was. Her eyes widened when she realized the liquid was fresh urine.

Quickly, Twilight pulled her head away from the penis, not wanting to taste too much of the foul-tasting liquid. Unfortunately for her, some of the golden piss squirted onto her mane and face. For the stallion, it was simply a release. It wasn't nearly as powerful or pleasurable as an orgasm, but it was definitely soothing to empty his aching bladder into the mare's mouth. Caramel simply watched in complete shock as his friend carelessly peed into the mouth of his partner. Her face was a bright shade of red, and she seemed almost confused by his actions. Noteworthy simply chuckled at her puzzlement.

"Feel good?" he asked with a smile.

"Umm... Y-yeah, I guess. I wasn't exactly expecting that," the princess replied, wiping a few stray droplets of liquid gold from her face.

Noteworthy smirked and gently brushed through her bangs with his hoof.

"That's a good girl... Think you can take a bit more than piss down your throat?"

"Y-yeah..."

Although the tone in Twilight's voice made her seem unsure, the stallion still had a throbbing hard-on that was dying to be soothed. Although he wanted nothing more than to use the mare in every sick way that entered his head, he was still a bit worried about consent, even if he didn't show it. The main thing he wanted to avoid was another "rape" trial brought on by some damn mare who wanted him to ask before he so much as breathed in her direction.

"Well, I'm sure me and my little friend wouldn't mind stuffing your face with shit," he stated bluntly. Both Caramel and Twilight's face lit up in absolute shock at the statement. The hints of fear in the mare's eyes only made Noteworthy nervous, so he followed up his statement with, "Is that all right with you, your majesty?"

"I-I guess so, yeah," she replied with little hesitation.

Twilight watched as the young stallion simply smiled and said nothing else regarding the fact. He simply laid back, plopping on the mattress and spreading his legs wide opened. Twilight could clearly see his throbbing cock, along with his large, orb-like testicles drooping right above his anus. She blushed madly at the sight, almost finding it attractive to see a stallion of such confidence expose himself with so little concern. Caramel was blushing just as heavily as the princess, and had been rather soft since a while after his friend stopped pumping. Neither of the two sexually-shy ponies knew what the stallion laying on his back expected. Both just remained silent, waiting for further instruction.

"Come on, Sweetheart. Why don't you go ahead and give it a nice lick?"

Twilight blushed heavily and nodded with no words. She shuffled her way over to the stallion's backside and gazed at his butthole for a long moment. She'd hardly gotten the opportunity to look at Applejack's, but now that she'd seen one up close, she could imagine what it looked like. Noteworthy's looked soft and fleshy, but also wrinkly around the center. Twilight was hesitant to lean down and give the little hole a lick, but toughened up and did as she did yesterday; closed her eyes and press her little, pink tongue to the center of the asshole. Without all the mud and gunk this time around, she could clearly feel the soft texture and small details under her taste buds. The stallion above her released a hot, steamy breath as his poop chute was pleasured. He allowed his whole body to relax in the sensation. His hoof slowly traveled down to his erect cock and started stroking it, just to be sure it didn't shrink out of boredom. The mare gave his butt another lick, constantly piling one coat of saliva over another.

Oh, sweet Celestia, that's nice...

The mare licked the young stallion's perky butthole over and over again. It felt so clean to her in comparison to the other one. It felt delightfully odd to moisten, and the softer it got, the sweeter it tasted. For Noteworthy, the sandpaper-like tongue massaged every little nook and wrinkle of his tender ass. His dick started to throb at the sensation, and as his pleasure and relaxation increased, he started to push out the log of feces that had been nesting in his rectum since he'd left his house. As Twilight went in for another sweet taste of his plothole, she instantly felt it open to let out a silent, warm puff of air directly onto her tongue. The mare backed her head away, nearly choking on the vile fumes. She stuck her tongue back into her mouth and tried hard to scrape the nasty flavor off with her top row of teeth.

Ew... Oh, please, please don't let this actually be happening. Oh, if only I could remember that old spell Mom used to use to get me to take medicine... Twilight took in a deep breath as she looked at the slightly opened anus before her. She could almost see the pink tissue surrounding the cave. While nothing but darkness rested at the end. I'd give anything to numb my tongue right now...

Not wanting to displease the stallion before her, Twilight awkwardly neared her head closer to the slowly expanding butthole. She watched as it nearly doubled in size. Light sounds of crackling could be heard as the skin expanded and the shit approached the exit. The princess nearly flinched as she saw the fat log ooze from the stallion's pucker. It was brown and semi-soft, much like ice cream. Noteworthy's breathing became shallow as he pushed the hefty turd out. The princess, hardly knowing what to do, highly suspected that stallion wanted it in her mouth. Although she definitely wasn't ready to taste shit, she quickly closed her eyes and pressed her mouth against the few inches that had already come out until she reached his exit. The mare gagged on the absolutely disgusting flavor of the poop, but decided to keep it down anyway. With all her effort, the alicorn pressed her tongue to the top of her mouth, cutting off a section of the log. An inch or two slid down her throat. She had to force herself not to throw-up at the slimy sensation.

Keep it down, Twi... Just power through it. It'll be over soon enough...

Unfortunately for the mare, that hot lump of shit wasn't the first one to come. The disgusting feces kept piling up in Twilight's mouth. It became harder to breath, and much harder to swallow. Soon, inches of crap folded itself into the mare's mouth. She tried her hardest to chew, or swallow any bits she could, but the foul taste and piling of chunks and logs was far too much to handle. Fortunately for her, his sphincter finally closed for a moment, giving her a chance to digest what she had. She shuddered as she chewed the soft substance. Shit squished its way up into Twilight's gums as she chewed reluctantly. She was slowly taking down bits and bits of the butt-fudge with every clamp of her jaw. As she felt that she had gotten down most of the feces, the little asshole expanded again, only to let out an airy, smelly fart into her face. Twilight blushed, and tried hard to get rid of what was left in her mouth. She nearly succeeded with three large swallows. Even after the larger chunks of shit had slid down her throat, slimy residue and mushed up bits of poop still tainted her mouth. By the time she looked up, another load was already making its way out of the anus.

At that point, Noteworthy was in Heaven from the simple knowledge of what was happening. Hearing the mare's muffled whines as she chewed and swallowed her meal. The feeling of taking a shit wasn't too bad, either. He hardly had to touch his throbbing cock, he simply laid back and very lazily touched his penis. His roommate, on the other hoof, had been a bit more active with his own. As discretely as he could, he gently glided his hoof up his cock, as if everything before him was simply a live porno, and it would in no way be strange for him to jack off to it.

Twilight was worried about neither stallions at the moment, and was simply focused on the task ahead of her. As the foul fudge filled her mouth, she blushed heavily and tried hard to take down the massive lump. Thankfully, this time around, the one chunk in her mouth was instantly cut-off and became the only thing she had to worry about. She slowly chewed the recycled food and almost vomited as it slithered down her throat. The brown mush felt like nothing more than a smashed up banana, but tasted far worse than anything she'd ever had. The very thought of what she was doing made her shudder.

"Ah, man..." Noteworthy muttered as he sat up. "That was so nice..."

With a smile, the stallion looked down at his sentient bathroom. She blushed as she gazed up at him. There were poop stains on the sides of her mouth, and humiliation plastered on her face.

"Uh, princess, you got a little somethin'..." the stallion pointed to her lips. Twilight's cheeks turned crimson and she circled her tongue around her mouth, replacing the thin layer of poop with sticky saliva. "That's a good girl..."

The blue stallion lowered his hoof to behind the mare's ears and lovingly scratched it. She gazed at him with slight confusion, but did pass him a smile.

"I hope you're ready for the real good stuff, sweet pea."

Dumbly, the mare nodded and the stallion dismounted his bed. As he made his way behind the princess, Twilight met eyes with Caramel, who almost instantly froze up when he noticed. His decently long, rock hard member was throbbing, begging for attention as he let go. She tossed him a reassuring smile. He smiled back, but refused to touch his penis again. When Caramel saw the smirk on Noteworthy's face, however, he already knew it was too late to back down from any more pleasure.

"You know, if you want to get somethin' out of her you can. It's not like I invited you up here for no reason."

"I-I know I-I'm just... I just don't think she likes it is all."

"Of course she likes it," he argued with confidence. "If she didn't, she wouldn't be doing it..."

Twilight blushed at the statement and looked away. Caramel looked at her hidden face, then looked back at his friend.

"I-I just don't know if I'm ready..."

"Well, I think the princess certainly is..." Noteworthy smiled as he swept the mare's tail out of the way and placed his hooves on her hindquarters. He licked his lips when he saw her pussy. Her soft lips delicately caressed and guarded the beautiful flower. Twilight shivered as she felt the cool air blow against her genitals. "Besides, you know you want to. Plus, her majesty could probably take another load of shit."

The princess felt her stomach churn at the very thought of another dose of crap. Luckily for her, Caramel vigorously shook his head at the idea.

"N-no, I-I couldn't... I mean, I don't have to go or anything."

"Then give her a good swish of piss to wash down the taste."

To that, both ponies blushed and looked at each other. Both knew, of course, urine didn't taste half as bad as poop. It still wasn't something either were too comfortable with, but it seemed doable.

"I-I guess..." was all the colt could say. Even if he didn't seem enthusiastic about the whole thing, his penis twitched at the very thought of having it within an inch of the mare's mouth. The thought of let a hot stream of golden piss out into her throat was a whole different story.

As the stallion shyly approached the princess, the mare felt her rump being lifted up slightly. She quickly put her front hooves on the edge of the bed for balance, digging them into the covers as she lost control of her hind legs. The next thing she felt was more chilling than anything else that day; the warm tip of the stallion's cock brushing against her mare-folds. She gasped at the sensation, and felt even more nervous as Caramel's erect member approached her lips. His dick was dark and veiny, yet not as big as the previous penis. The young stallion simply gazed down with a pleading expression on his face as he got closer to her lips. The mare opened her mouth, inviting the stallionhood in. It was a bit hard to remain composed, considering the fact the pony behind her was continuously rubbing up and down her moistening slit.

"Just relax yourself, Sweetheart. I'll be gentle," Noteworthy encouraged in an almost fatherly tone.

Twilight was hesitant to obey the request. She did, however, cautiously let her rear end go limp. As she felt the very tip of Noteworthy's cock gently push into her vagina, she tensed up. Her young pussy spread and expanded, letting the stallionhood in. The mare struggled to keep her balance, let alone her mouth opened for the sexual shy stallion before her. When his cock finally did touch the entrance of her mouth, Caramel gasped at the warmth of her breath and drew back for a moment. He reentered with caution and Twilight helped him along, leaning her mouth forward and already starting to suck on the tip. Her soft tongue swirled around his urethra, getting a feel for the new specimen. The golden pony had to avert his eyes towards the ceiling to make it less awkward.

On Noteworthy's side of things, he was being consumed by pure bliss. His sweet rod felt every last detail of the mare's warm, moist cave. The inside of her royal cunt was rigid, yet so much tighter than other mares he'd been with. It felt like it was hugging his penis with all the lust in the world. He moaned a bit as he first entered the vagina. When he pulled his cock out into the open, her warm fluids glistened off his rod and made the cool air tickle him. He quickly found a good rhythm in the process of pulling in and out a few more times. Being driven by lust made it hard for the poor pony to slow down. With every thrust, he'd either speed up or remain steady, which was satisfying to the princess.

With each push and pull from horny stallion fucking her, Twilight went further down on Caramel's dick, causing him to gasp. He could already feel his balls tightening from being so inexperienced and sexually weak. The warm, wet, silky blanket of the alicorn's tongue was something far hotter than anything his hoof could do. The thought that he had a bladder waiting to be emptied made it even more erotic. He could feel the warm piss impatiently waiting to shoot through his urethra. He tried to hold it back, but the delicate vacuum of the mare's mouth made it increasingly difficult.

Twilight seemed to be taking the whole ordeal pretty well. Even with the thick hunk of stallion meat being pulled in and out of her pussy, the second time taking a cock in her mouth was far easier. And since Caramel wasn't as demanding or large, it was easier to swirl her little tongue around it. Sucking it was simple, which she almost enjoyed. Especially with the stimulation come from behind her. The large, hard cock of Noteworthy continuously pumped in and out of her, each time sending a chill down her spine and a rush of pleasure through her clit. Her sucking became more intense as she realized how easy the task really was. The fact she was actually starting to feel a bit horny didn't help, either.

"Oh my gosh..." Caramel gasped eagerly as his head went back in pleasure.

Noteworthy smiled to see his friend enjoying himself, but was a bit too busy trying to achieve his own orgasm to be worried about it. He started increasing the speed of his trusts, enjoying each and every moment he spent in the mare's hot vagina. He would push in and out over and over again. Her tight pussy felt as though it was trying to suck the cum from his penis. After dropping a load of shit and piss in the mare's dick-filled mouth, nothing could have satisfied him more than the sweet feeling of having his cock engulfed in the warm walls of pussy. His tongue fell out of his mouth, and his thrusting became faster and far easier as the cunt grew wetter. He could feel his orgasm approaching at a very fast rate.

Caramel felt the need to bust a nut just as much as his friend did. Both his bladder and testicles were aching for release. One, however, was far easier to let go than the other. For the longest time, he'd been trying hard not to concentrate on the mare beneath him. He didn't want to disgust her, but at the same time, he wanted to see piss fill her mouth until she could hardly take it. As his penis was practically being milked, he felt it very hard not to give in to the urge. When he finally decided it'd be best to simply let his piss out, he closed his eyes and pretended the princess wasn't there.

Come on, Caramel. If Noteworthy can do it, so can you! Just relax, and let it out.

The young pony relaxed his body and bladder. With a long, quiet breath, he finally released his stream of urine. The fresh piss rocketed up his dick-hole and shot into the mouth of Twilight. She wasn't expecting the salty treat at first. Her purple eyes widened, and she drank it down as quickly as she could, gulping the warm liquid down her throat. She could almost feel the hot pee warm her belly. Caramel heard her gulping it down, which was something extremely hot to him. He blushed heavily, and felt a strong orgasm come over him from the sensation. Right after the piss, a hot stream of sticky cum flew out into the mare's mouth. The thick coating got all over her teeth and tongue. She'd barely managed to drink down all of her recycled beverage before her throat was coated with desert. Being resourceful, Twilight used the remaining piss to swish it around in her mouth, and make the baby batter easier to get down. The stallion's shaft grew soft after the release, and he laid back in the bed from the overwhelming shock of absolute bliss.

After Caramel's release, Twilight felt happy to have to focus on nothing but getting roughly bucked by the earth pony. She let out a sigh as she allowed herself to collapse on to the floor, pushing her plot up against Noteworthy's cock. He smiled and rammed his hard dick in over and over again with all his strength. Twilight could feel his cock pulsating inside her vagina. That was something that already felt fantastic, but after positioning herself differently, her tingling g-spot felt a lot better under his thrusts. With her face buried in the floor, she bit the ends of her purple mane, trying not to make too much noise. The pony fucking her wasn't afraid to let sounds out, though. He moaned as he pumped his penis in and out of her. The pleasure had been building up since he first started, and at that point, his body could hardly take the intense feeling. His hard stallionhood shivered as his testicles tightened, and he quickly realized what was about to happen.

Oh, shit!

As quickly as he could, the young pony pulled his cock out of the throbbing pussy. White, sticky sap shot out of his penis and onto the mare's beautiful butt. The stallion cream rained all over her tail and hindquarters, leaving her flanks dripping in cum. The princess was panting heavily. She was actually left rather disappointed. That time around, she'd been so close to cumming, it was painful. Her cunt was still itching with desire, and the thought of not getting actually made her a bit upset. As she lied there on the floor, sweating with a mouth full of cum, piss, and poop and her cum-stained ass in the air, she realized something that hadn't struck her until she was in the situation.

All day, she'd been worried about ending up in the worst possible scenario. She panicked over being picked up by some weirdo, and being forced into something she didn't want to do. Although it seemed as though that was what had happened at first, the most painful thing was not being able to release as she craved to do. For her, maybe the next day she wouldn't end up in such a bad situation. Maybe she could get a good dick in her and finally release the way she really wanted to. She could experience a heavenly, genuine orgasm. Maybe the next day, she wouldn't end up in the worst possible scenario.

Author's Note

Personally, this is the first time I ever wrote for scat, watersports, or a threesome. It probably wasn't too great because of those factors, but I hope it turned out good. Thanks for reading!