The Great OC War: The Battle of Ponyville

by Nickybuttons12345

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Random
Length: 1788

After two different factions declare war on Equestria and the Gryphon kingdom its up to the Royal Guard to liberate Ponyville from its greatest threat, horrible OC's.

November, 1st, 1942
The MLOC Federation (My Little OC) has invaded Equestria along with the AOCU (Alicorn OC's United) and with the invasion have taken Ponyville by surprise. Can Pvt. Solar Flare and his squad stop their invasion or will they overrun Ponyville?
A very short fic I decided to write after googling Alicorn OC and searching it up on dem Youtubes. Contains plenty o' gore and a couple of swears. Warning: If you have an alicorn OC then get the hell outta here, cause your obviously gonna be offended by the way I show typical alicorn OC's
Also keep in mind that this is my first fic that I have ever released publically, so if it causes you to scream "MY EYES!" in pain from reading dont immediately go down to the comments and start raging. Although I am kinda expecting rage from some people who have a bad OC or who dislike my brutal nature of portraying bad OC's as stupid, insane, and/or evil pone Nazis.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-19 11:40:05 UTC

The Battle of Ponyville

Bullets whizzed by Solar Storm's head as he took cover behind a burnt out AOCU tank. Solar Storm is a fairly mundane looking pony with a white coat and a blonde mane. The AOCU have been fighting long and hard all morning. Their MS-47 (Mary Sue-47) tanks have been making fighting difficult. Unfortunately even though their infantry have the aim of storm troopers having seizures their vehicles give them an upper hoof. There are two factions in the M.L.O.C Federation pushing against Equestria. The My Little OC Federation is allied with the A.O.C.U (Alicorn OC's United). Several years back they declared war on Equestria and the Gryphon kingdom. So far the war has been a long and bloody one. A pony with some of the traits of a dog popped out of cover and began giving orders to her allies. Her face looked like that of a dog, her ears are floppy and one of her eyes is blue while the other is green. Her red armband showed an image of a multicolored swastika with glitter on it, the MLOC's symbol. "Bark Bark Woof Bar-!" was all she managed to say before commander Citrus blew her head off with an RPK. The nearly headless bad OC stumbled on its hind legs before tumbling backwards and landing in some of her own brain splatter. Solar storm along with the rest of the Equestrian guard are trying to push towards an AOCU entrenchment where an MLOC general is hiding. An orange alicorn popped out of cover randomly firing an M60 LMG in the air with her eyes closed tight and her teeth clenched

"YOU'RE ALL JUST JELLY CAUSE I'M SO PRETTY!!!" she screamed like a maniac. Her uniforms ID tag reads "Karinco" and her grey helmet has forced what appears to be very fluffy mane down. Solar Storm aimed down the sights of his mosin-nagant before firing a round into her throat. Blood sprayed all over the concrete barrier in front of her as she dropped her gun and put both of her hooves against her throat to staunch the spray of blood. Upon dropping her gun it fired causing a stallion nearby to scream and shoot up from his cover. As Karinco went down choking on her own blood the red and black OC nearby screamed in agony as blood poured from one of his closed eyes. "She shot my eye out! Oh frick she shot my eye out!" He yelled as he stumbled around out in the open. Meanwhile a sniper nearby lined up a shot and fired. The red/black OC's head jerked to the side leaving behind an arc of blood before he dropped dead. It seems like all hope is lost for the last three OC's defending this street when from behind a collapsed building Solar Storm saw a red stallion with an over - exaggerated spiked mane jump up out of cover and yell

"Come on lets do this! I am the son of Celestia and husband of Luna after all! Bullets can't stop me!" He then charged the line of royal guards behind cover with a Twilight recolor and a morph of Twilight and Pinky Pie following behind. Commander Citrus, Solar Flare, the unnamed sniper, and 3 other guards then let a storm of lead loose on the three poorly made OC's. The red alicorn stumbled forward a bit longer mumbling "Bullets...can't kill me...I be immortal niggah.." even though he looked reminiscent to swiss cheese combined with something from a slasher film. His last words are "your all just...hating on my swag" before finally stumbling over himself and collapsing just feet away from the guards. The other two OC's fell over the moment the bullets impacted with the Twilight recolor still struggling to stay alive. Twilight Sparkle emerged from a nearby building with a group of reinforcement troops. Twilight along with two of her personal guards walked over to the recolor who upon spotting Twilight started talking to her.

"Mom! You've come to save me! Help me kill these guards!" when Twilight personally pulled out a handgun with her magic and, with a look of disgust on her face; started walking closer to the dim OC she finally seemed to understand what's going on and became enraged at the 'betrayal' "No! You can't do dis! I am the element of Super cool Dubstep! You cant do this! Traitor!" she was silenced quickly by Twilight to the great relief of everypony there.

The rest of the day was spent massacring infantry. Without tanks the poorly made OC's are practically helpless in actual combat. Often times Solar Flare and his group would run into another cocky or over confident OC who honestly believes that a bullet can't hurt them. At one point the group ran into a group of resistance members, ponies whom live in Equestria but hate the government or ponies who are against the AOCU and etc. They started firing on Solar Flare's group but were quickly put down along with a major resistance leader named Munne Servil. Finally the group made it to the entrenchment a little ways outside Ponyville. Unlike the town itself which has been mostly cleared out the bad OC's still show strong resistance out here mostly thanks to a much more plentiful supply of heavy armor around the trenches. Upon reaching the trenches pillboxes and tanks managed to wound a yellow pegasus mare with an image of a burning toaster on her flank and killed two other OC's who Solar Storm didn't take the time to take a good look at. In the center of all the trenches, pillboxes, and fortified tanks is a fairly large concrete building with a flag flying above it. Another major problem is artillery support on MLOC's side. Its the only thing stopping armored support on Equestria's side, the radio that a spotter is using to pinpoint targets for the artillery is inside the building. If Solar Flare and his group could get to it then they could use their own artillery against them and destroy the MLOC's heavy armor. Once this happens, Equestria would easily gain the upper hoof and completely crush/overrun the remaining resistance around or in Ponyville. So led by commander Citrus and general Twilight, Solar Flare and what remains of his group led a charge against the building, using the enemy's own trenches as cover against their pillboxes. They lost another stallion before finally making it to the building.

C4 charges blew down the door and took the OC's in the building by surprise. A few OC's ran upstairs while one surrendered and three ended up dead. The group made their way upstairs to find nothing but panic. The group barely had to raise their weapons as none of the dim witted OC's noticed the enemy amongst the pure chaos and panic. A recolor of Rarity stuck a rifle barrel in her mouth and splattered her own brains against the wall behind her along with an alicorn and a fox-pony. The spotter at the radio looked like a changeling but with a crimson carapace, red wings, and red eyes along with edgy scars. After three minutes of just spectating the madness the group raised their weapons and took down most of the remaining hostiles. The only OC's left are on the third floor. One of them is a mostly blonde alicorn who is a dull yellow all over his body and wings except for his horn which is a shade of blue that sticks out a lot from the rest of him. He is operating a separate radio from the spotter downstairs. His commanding officer is a black alicorn mare with a violently bright rainbow mane and a dragons tail. The first OC is rapidly packing up the radio while the commander watches impatiently. Eventually the commander yells at him "Come on Ethan hurry up! We dont have time for this!" Ethan looks over at the commander and yells "No! This is the only way I can get those alicorn racists to understand that alicorns and mary sues should rule the new world order!" Before the commander can reply with a "No pony listens to you anyways!" a bullet hits the side of her chest causing her to stumble sideways and lean her body against the wall for support. Ethan jumps out of his chair and turns around to face the group "RACISTS! ALICORN RACISTS! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!!" Spit flew from his mouth insanely as he screamed those words. With that he flew up through a trapdoor in the ceiling. The alicorn mare groaned weakly as blood begins to run down the wall she's leaning against. She shakily uses her magic to draw a handgun from its holster. Suddenly two more bullets, one to the throat and another to the head; put her out of her misery and made her corpse collapse, slumped up against the wall. Solar Flare and Twilight Sparkle both made their way up a ladder and out the trapdoor onto the roof. Ethan is waiting for them with a handgun and a combat knife held in his magic. "YOU UGLIES THINK YOU CAN TAKE ON THE ALICORN MASTER RACE?!?! BRING IT ON MOTHAHFUCKAHS I WILL FIGHT YOU RACISTS TO THE DEATH!!! DOWN WITH THE THREE INSUPERIOR RACES! FOR THE ALICORN!" He screamed in insane rage as he threw off his glittery/rainbow swastika armband and fired his gun. A bullet manages to pierce Solar's flesh where his shoulder is while Twilight manages to create a shield with her magic to protect herself. Ethan then hurls himself off of the building and tries to fly away. He laughs insanely to himself as he flies off only to have a tank shell collide with his body. The resulting explosion practically blows off half of his body, the remaining smoldering half falls to the ground and impacts with a disgusting spleurgh and a large blood splatter.

A pink and glittery flag with a rainbow swastika in the middle lowers over the concrete building. Only to be replaced with the proud Equestrian flag. The battle is over, with Equestria as its victor. Equestrian T-65B tanks roll through the town and area around the town to crush any remaining infantry or the few hostile armor that somehow wasn't destroyed in the Equestrian shelling. But only the battle has been won. Poorly made OC's still litter the land and even though the battle of Ponyville will one day go down in the history books as one of the biggest skirmishes of the war they are still out there. And its up to us to stop them. Alone it may be difficult but together Equestria shall rise victorious!