The Duo

"What is the Church of DoubleSwee/Gay Soarin', you may ask?

Quite simply, we beliebe believe that DoubleSwee, the Rapper, Fry Cook, Navy Seal, Gangster, and Number #1 prophet of the teachings of SpongeBob, and Soarin', Wonderbolt, Connoisseur of pies, and Flaming Homosexual, will someday be united together in a union of love, patties, and pies to create what will be known as The Duo. The Duo will rule over this fallen land of Earth and bring world peace and autism to all that accept them! These followers will be named "Prophets of The Duo", and will rule with The Duo."

Soarin' read the pamphlet in Twilight's library after a night of romance with her brother, Shining Armor, which he thoroughly enjoyed. "There's plenty more where that came from!" Shouted Soarin' as he walked out of the castle. As he was walking back to the hotel where the rest of his Wonderbolt brethren were staying at, he gave what he had read a thought. "Wouldn't that be cool! I wonder who DoubleSwee is, anyway" he said as he had a sudden seizure triggered by the one person above Celestia and Luna, the one writing this fic.