Humans in Equestria

"Okay, Austin, what have we got here," I say. "Well, my  calculations say that the ice is almost cracked, like, 99%. so, we better be carefu-" *KRAAAAAACK* "I'm sorry, what did you saHOLY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooot...