A Lonely Hearth's Warming

Welcome my bronies
To a tale of another who liked my little ponies

His name was sadly Eleanor
A name that made people laugh so loud it woke people from a snore

Life was once depressing for him
Once living in a place so dim

Everyone he used to be around hated his preferences
Even when they were just references

But ever since that fateful night
One that would give ordinary man a fright

Where he met Rainbow Dash
A Pony that was somewhat crass

Eleanor would like to believe it as just a dream
To which I say he needs to stop eating molded cheese

Now Eleanor is content with his life
He even met a woman whom he would try to make his wife

A lovely woman she was
And Valentine's day would be Eleanor's great cause

To marry her as groom and bride
But he would soon wish he was not alive

As he walked in their motel room
he found her in bed with another groom

Now, devastated and alone
Eleanor sat in a friend's house listening to the sounds of a trombone

His friend was away with his girl
Probably taking her for a twirl

"Oh Rainbow, if you could only see me
Alone on valentines, oh im so happy."

At that very moment, a white light flashed
And Eleanor felt his head get bashed

After picking himself up
Eleanor was at a stump

What was in front was a yellow bundle of fur
That was sleeping and moaning a slight purr

There was no doubt in his mind
That this was the one pony so very kind

This was a chance no brony would pass by
Where they would see Fluttershy

Eleanor was shocked
He believed he was crocked

Without a thought to be rational
Eleanor screamed like he was at the capital

This awoke the bundle of brony joy
as she looked at Eleanor with a smile of coy

"Um... hello Eleanor, I've h-heard your plea
S-So please wont you s-smile for me?"

Eleanor couldn't believe what he was seeing
Another pony that seem to have a self of being

Within a second he smiled
even if it was a little mild

Fluttershy was glad she was of use
But she felt so tense, she needed a masseuse

Eleanor noticed a wince of pain
So he asked Fluttershy very plain

"Fluttershy, are you okay?
Would you like a message to relax your day"

Fluttershy being ever so... shy
declined his offer because she needed to say goodbye

"Alright, I see your point
I guess I'll see you soon... now where's my joint?"

With another flash, Fluttershy was gone
And Eleanor was content... but still had to mow his friend's lawn