All Of Your Love

You've been a brony for some time now - first starting at seven episodes, then eighteen, the first season, then even the second season - but how would you ever guess that you'd be sitting with your back to a cave wall, your heavy boner dying down oh-so-slowly as a familiar beautiful pony lays her head on your lap with three other little ones nearby, each panting from exhaustion? The truth of it was... you wouldn't have! Even with an imagination like yours, you never could have even dreamt of being in a situation like this, much less think about actually experiencing it. But.. enough about the present, we need to get to how you got here in the first place.

It was a day definitely not like any other. You had already gotten familiar with Equestria and all of its inhabitants, and they had already gotten used to you - though, they had to admit it was very strange seeing something so different every day - but today was a different story. You had just seen a wedding torn apart viciously, then brought back together in a beautiful little fusion. Princess Cadance, niece of Celestia, and Shining Armor, Captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard, had just been married - though with one huge problem along the way. A black pony with torn blue hair, odd wings, a big horn and even holes in her legs had at first ruined the wedding - taking advantage of Shining Armor, sending out a weird-looking breed of what you thought were ponies called 'changelings', and almost stealing all of the love in the whole of Equestria before she was stopped by Shining Armor himself. You're not sure exactly what that meant, but you felt a little odd about it.
Mainly because of what happened before she was defeated.

"Oh, and what breed of pony are you, hm?" she had asked, after knocking you on your butt with her hooves, her blue hair swinging in your face, and the jade eyes of hers staring intently into your own, the black face as a whole pleasing for your eyes. Stuttering, you barely manage an answer, hard-pressed to answer through her beauty. "M-me? I'm not a p-pony. I'm a h-h-human!"
Putting her face even closer to yours, with a slight upturning of her mouth, she said, "We both know that's nonsense. I've never heard of any such creature. Such a... fine specimen of pony shouldn't be ashamed of their heritage..!" Hearing the obvious seduction she was trying to cast unto you in that last sentence, you gulped, but said back, "My lady, if you wish to call me a stallion, I would not mind." you said, hardly even thinking about it until you had already said it - which is when you slapped your hands over your mouth. But she didn't seem to mind - rather, the mare giggled a little, which was a much cuter sound than you had anticipated from such a dark-looking pony. "I've always wanted to try a different species. Ponies and changelings are so boring sometimes. I wish for you to visit my caves near this area later, once this business is all over. It's been some time since I first started thinking about potential mates."

With that, she whispered in your ear her name and some advice, "I am the Queen of Changelings, Chrysalis. Ask for me if and when you reach the caves. You will be safe,", then kissed you lightly on the cheek, trotting away into the chaos that was Canterlot, now being set upon by multitudes of the changelings that Queen Chrysalis obviously had as her army. You barely heard her whisper, though, because your mind was still stuck on the kiss and what she had said before. 'Potential mates'? You punched your pants lightly as something began to rise upwards from them.

So, while all the ponies afterwards discussed how crazy the wedding had been, you were at the entrance to the changeling-made cave that Chrysalis had been talking about earlier, standing around outside of it and wondering if you should go in. Eventually, though, your curiosity got the better of you and you set a foot in the cave. But at that moment, another dark pony - a changeling - slammed into your body, pinning you to the ground with ease despite your size compared to it. It was not Chrysalis - but rather a changeling who served her. "Who are you?" it said, very huskily and a bit demonically, you thought. You told it, as you remembered from earlier, "I am a unique breed of stallion who Queen Chrysalis has asked to see. I wish to see her." The changeling jumped backwards off of you and waited until you got up to rear its head to the entrance of the cave and proceed towards it. You were pretty sure that meant to follow, so you sure as hell did.

After a while of trekking through the dark and dank cave, and receiving many blank - but eerie nevertheless - stares from the changelings all around the cave, you finally arrived in an area with no changelings but the one escorting you. Suddenly, it flew back and you felt all alone. But a gentle hoof pushed you on the back - through a hole in the wall you had not seen previously. Stunned, you looked around you - the room was bare, but what little there was, was regal. The carpet was fluffy and green, the rocky walls were smoothed out and colored silver. Since a pony - and probably changelings - didn't need much, the only furniture in the room was a big two-person... or shall I say, two-pony bed that was a nice shade of yellow. Every color in the room seemed to coalesce together and balance perfectly. Certainly a nice sight for eyes that had been through what you had a few minutes ago. But a much better sight tapped on your back with its hoof. That had a few holes in it.