bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. I couldn't sigh, but if i could, then it would have held the world record. I looked at the same scenery that i had to live with for several thousand years. at least discord had a garden to look at. All i have are black stone walls, with a small, black door in the middle. no windows on the door, just a door. my life sucked.
"you heard me!"
what was that?
"do i really have to?!"
"yes! if you want to stay in the group you have to go in there, and touch the statue!"
oh, it was those guys. for a couple of decades, they have been hazing new members by making them come in here and touch my statue. I saw the door open, just a bit, and a head poked in. that was the newest member. saber or something. fuckhead. He looked around the room slowly, then laid eyes on me. he gulped, and walked into the room, leaving the door open. slowly, ever so slowly, he reached up and poked my knee, and ran back out. i sighed internally. another dud.
Master Almaz said that one day i would be freed by someones touch, but he never said exactly who that would be.
BOOM!
what was that? another explosion, this time much closer.
BOOM! i heard screaming right in front of the door, and a huge shadow came in front of the door. it suddenly got colder. not that i've ever been bothered by the cold, just an observation. the small door was crushed by... something, and in walked a jotun. he smashed the doorway, and even then, was to big to fit through the door. he resolved that by grabbing me, and pulling me out of the room. i noticed he was bit small for a jotun, so he was either stunted or young. he also had a dark purple glow in his eyes, a tell-tale sign as to where his loyalties lie.
"hello, spell-breaker. i am Ymir. master Almaz has sent me to retrieve you."
not waiting for a response, Ymir hoisted me on his back and ran back through the corridor. he smashed his way through the door on the end and roared. he walked back, dragging me along. i had mixed feelings. the heaps of corpses gave me a lot of satisfaction, while on the other hand, being dragged by a massive being who i thought was extinct. he pulled me along, than reached a hole in the ceiling. it revealed sunlight and all the other stuff that i hadn't seen in years. i would have cried. he crouched down, then jumped through the hole.
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"right this way, you majesty."
princess celestia walked along side the guard, who was struggling to keep up with the princess.
"how did this happen?"
"w-we don't really know, but from the reports, a frost giant, wielding some sort of dark magic broke in throughout that hole in the roof there," he pointed to a half repaired hole in the roof of the corridor. "and he preceded to steal-."
"what did he steal?"
"ummm, a statue, the one you ordered that we keep on lock down, a sword, the corrupter, i think it was called, a large pile of furs from cell block F, a scythe, and a gem.
"a gem?"
"yes, princess. you ordered it be kept in maximum lockdown, in block G-7."
princess Celestia sighed miserably, as she looked at the carnage. 52 bodies, 15 of which were unidentifiable, 207 injured, large, purple ice crystals that didn't melt, and several old, powerful objects, from before the time of discord, stolen. a recipe for disaster. world-shattering disaster.
if that skeleton got out...
she sighed again and turned around and walked back out of the vault.
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Ymir set me down and looked around. we were in a glade, deep in the everfree. it seemed a teensy bit more evil then i remembered. he turned back to me and tapped me on the forehead. i instantly felt the stone around me start to melt away. i smashed the last of it away, and stretched.
"ah, it's good to be able to move again."
"we have a mission."
"wait let me guess. it has to do with Almaz?"
"yes. he has told me that the time has come. we must gather the faithful."
"uh-huh. as much as i would love to do that, i have revenge to make happen."
""your grammar is awful. plus, Celestia and Luna aren't part of the plan, so-"
"good. that means that i can kill them without any repercussions." i turned on my heel, and walked through the brush.
"but-"
"gah, fine!" i stopped and turned around. "if it'll stop your whining, i'll... look for the others. Frankenstein is probably in equestria, no way that he would leave. he knows too much about this country, and not enough about the others." i waved back at him and continued to walk throughout forest, leaving Ymir in the clearing.
"there he goes. exactly as you planned, master."
"yes. whether or not the princesses kill him or not is of no consequence. he will be the gate to a new era. MY era."
"whether he wants it or not. hahahahahahaha..."
tree's suck balls. they have just enough magic in them to get out of my way, but not enough to fully melt away. so i keep getting slapped in the face. plus, i'm fucking hungry. i haven't had a good meal in 7000 years. there must be a town nearby. i reeled back my fist, and punched the air. at first nothing happened, and then a flash of green light and the very fabric of reality melted away.
it was cool like that.