As Barack Obama sat on his throne, receiving a blowjob from Rainbow Dash, he wondered when Princess Celestia would come back to reclaim her throne.

Suddenly Princess Celestia came in wearing a Bane mask, "Think of the devil and he shall appear" she said imitating Bane.

"Uhhhhhh have sex with me" Barack said.
"No." she said.
"Yes" he said.
"No." she said.
"Yes." he said.
"You are already getting a blowjob from fucking Rainbow Dash!" she said.
"No threesome?" he asked.
"No!" she said, already pissed off.
"Yes." he said.
"I hate you so fucking much..." she said.
"It's a gift." he said.

Princess Celestia got up to leave whe-

"Dat plot" he said.
"Oh myself... stop!" she said.
"No." he said.
"Yes." she said.
"No." he said.

Princess Celestia started crying and ran out the door.

Author's Note

Wow... Barack is a dick!