As Barack patrolled Canterlot's marketplace, he saw a mango stand so he went over and tasted a mango.

"This mango tastes like shit" Barack said to the stallion running the stand.

Suddenly the stallion grabbed Barack, gagged him and dragged him into a nearby alley.

The stallion then removed Barack's pants and entered Barack with his member, one lonely tear runs down Barack's cheek as the stallion's member invaded him.

The stallion came inside of Barack with a massive flow, the stallion removed his member from Barack and took Barack's gun, shooting Barack in the head.

The stallion exited the alleyway and a nearby mare came up to the stallion and asked "Who are you?"

"Big Macintosh" is all the stallion said.

Author's Note

What the fuck did I just write...

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