Category 5

Being a human had its benefits in Equestria. First off, I can hold things with greater strength. Secondly, I was bigger than mostly everyone else, except for Princess Celestia, whom I met around a year ago when I first ended up here in Equestria. I was in the middle of the ocean during a huge squall and remembered a bright flash of light and I was falling to the ground. Once woken up, I was taken away, and deemed to not be a threat. I had fallen out of a terrible hurricane, hence how I earned the nickname "Hurricane". Only a few people called me that, my bud Thunderlane being chief among them. I came to like these “ponies” as they called themselves and embraced a new lifestyle. I had to say, I did miss meat though, what I would give for a big juicy steak right about now...

“Dave!” Lotus’ shout from the waiting room of the Bridle Gossip Spa roused me from my train of thought. Having been a masseuse back home on Earth, I came to find that with fingers, you could do much more than a pony could when it came to massages. I had found my spot at the nice spa in Ponyville where I was approved about 15 seconds into my first test massage on Aloe. I was an instant hit with the community and more than once ended up in a rather sexual situation, I was chaste though, and kindly refused.

“DAVE!” This time Aloe’s voice echoed throughout the whole spa.

“Coming Aloe!” I yelled back.

I walked over to the reception desk and looked around the waiting room. It was full, as I took walk ins as well as appointments, but appointments always came first. My 1 o’clock was Derpy Hooves, the local mailmare.

“Go easy on her Dave,” Lotus whispered in my ear, “She’s a first timer so hit the wings last.”

“You got it boss.” I nodded in agreement, “Ms. Derpy Hooves?” I called out.

The mare rose, wings flexing out, eye drooping a tad.

“Right this way,” I motioned to the large room off to the side.

“This is your first time here I’m assuming?” I ask

“Yeah, I’m kinda nervous, I’ve just been trying to balance my job and my kid at the same time and it’s really stressful and-” Derpy said before I put a hand to her mouth and motioned to the table. in the dimly lit room. Scented candles filled the room and cast a flickering light, creating a very relaxing setting.

Or erotic depending on how you thought about it...

Derpy laid down on the table on her belly. I cracked my knuckles and put some oil on my hands. That was another perk of this job, I had the softest hands in the world. I began at her shoulders, gently kneading the muscles into a state of relaxation, feeling the tension slip out rub by rub. Derpy moaned softly and I took this as a cue to move farther down. I then started down her back, working my finger magic into her tensed up body. She kept up a constant string of pleasurable moans as I worked all the stress out of her body. I applied more oil to my hands and began working her flanks. They were big and juicy and had little bubbles for the cutie mark. They were some of the most tight muscles I had ever felt.

Geez, she wasn’t kidding

I then detected an all too familiar odor. The musky smell of a mare’s arousal. I put this to the back of my mind as I kneaded and massaged her flanks, giving them the occasional squeeze. These made her squeal in between groans of approval. I then snuck a glance at her nethers. Soaked as I had suspected.

When I was finished, I tapped her on the shoulder and told her that I was finished and she nearly pounced on me.

“I want you to rut me right here, right now! I am way too horny to turn down this opportunity.” She said, her offset eyes had a lustful gleam in them.

“Allow me to talk to my boss” I said slipping out of the room.

Whenever this happened, and that was quite often, I had to talk to Aloe or Lotus about what to do. Whether it me restraint or if I should just pleasure her, which I had done many times, but I had never banged a client before. I found Lotus behind the desk.

“Lotus” I whispered to her. She looked up and I motioned for her to come over.

She trotted over and looked up at me.

“Let me guess, Derpy wants to rut?” She smirked at me.

“Wow, you must be some kind of mind-reading wizard!” I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm.

“She hasn’t had a stallion in a while, why not have her be your first?” Lotus said nonchalantly.

I eyeballed her for a second and gave in.

“Can I at least use the shower afterwards?” I asked her.

“For Luna’s sake, you tripled our sales in your first week, anything you need to use, use it!” She said smiling.

“To be honest, I thought Aloe would catch me afterwards and she would be my first.” I chuckled.

“Yeah, I kinda thought that too. Well, good luck there bud!” Lotus said as she headed back to the front desk.

I entered the massage room door to see Derpy lying down on the bed. As soon as the door shut and locked she gazed at me, the arousal showing at her glistening sex and in her eyes.

“Well?” She grilled me.

“Lie down on your back, I’m new to this so you are gonna have to help me out here.” I told her.

“Seriously? Oh, well then, lets start with this!” She ended the sentence by planting her mouth on mine, dragging me down on the table.

“Wait!” I said, pulling back.

“What?” She looked at me and I saw a flash of anger in her eyes.

“I would like to move to the large, private suite we have for this sort of occasion.” I stammered.

“Fine” She relented.

I picked her up and carried her to the suite and set her down on the bed.

“Oh no big boy, I’m always on top!” She grunted, grabbing me by the shirt collar and yanking me down on the bed.

Mashing my face with hers once again, I felt the bulge grow in my pants, my shaft begging and throbbing to be freed from its cloth prison. Derpy noticed this and moved down my slim body and tried fiddling with the belt buckle. I took it of for her, freeing my member as it sprang up.

She oggled it for a moment and measured me up before taking my entire member into her mouth. She was no recruit at this, she pumped and sucked my cock and I stopped her before I came. Her muzzle stopped bobbing up and down as she freed my member with a *pop*.

“You want this?” She rubbed her slick sex as she spoke, her eyes hooded in what was supposed to be a seductive look.

“Oh yeah.” My penis spoke through my mouth, replacing the actions of my brain.

Derpy crawled up and mashed our lips together again, I felt my member and positioned it at the entrance to her marehood. I slid it in with ease, it was easily the best feeling in the world, her walls clenching and nearly refusing to let my cock leave. She squealed in ecstasy, her eyes bulging.

Lotus was right, Derpy hadn’t had a stallion in a while.

I began to move my hips, gyrating my cock inside her, making it move around in her moist folds. I then pulled out so only the tip remained in and thrust back in. This got me another scream from Derpy as she took over, riding me like, well, a horse.

Not helping brain.

I could feel Derpy nearing her peak, my thoughts were confirmed when she spoke up.

“I’m gonna cum!” She screamed.

That made a barrier snap in my head and dick.

“Derpy, I’m gonna-” I tried to say

“Inside, do it inside.” She squealed again.

I felt the pressure build up and explode, rope after rope of my seed spilled into her snatch. The feeling must have sent Derpy over the edge too as she screamed at the top of her lungs and her walls clenched my still erupting cock, milking it for everything it had.

She collapsed on top of me, basking in the afterglow of her stupendous orgasm.

“Excuse me?” I asked her.

“Yeah?” She breathed.

“I’d like to get up and shower for my next appointment.” I told her.

“Thank you so much, I really needed that. I’ll make sure to leave you a nice tip for that.” Derpy winked and got up, allowing me to pull up my pants and fasten my belt.

I stepped outside the door and was face to face with one of Equestria’s Elite fliers.

Spitfire, Captain of the Wonderbolts.

Why the fuck was she here?

“Well, you certainly sound like you were doing a good job in there! Mind cleaning up and showing me how good of a masseuse you are? I’m in need of one for the squad these days ever since our old one left.” She said, flicking her mane out. It brushed my cheek and I blushed madly. I took the fastest shower in the world and ran back to the front desk.

“Spitfire was here” I whispered to Aloe, who had replaced Lotus for lunch.

“Room 5” She said, pointing down the hall.

“Thanks” I said, now walking down the hall to test my skills with Equestria’s greatest flyers.

What’s the worst that could happen?

Ah, the famous last words so many before me...