Category 5

Fucking pants.

I thought this before slipping on the wet tile floor of the bathroom .

"Fuck!"  I cried in pain

"You ok babe?" Spitfire asked, worry in her voice.

"I just slipped on the floor. I'm fine." I said, staggering to my feet.

I managed to put the rest of my uniform on without incident and found Spitfire had already made breakfast. Her slim figure accentuated by her wonderbolts uniform.

It had been a month and Spitfire had movement in her wing back. I had managed to convince Soarin to allow me to take care of her. It was easy, he filed the paperwork and winked at me. I enjoyed the hell out of that month., getting to know Spitfire and her parents.

In laws are something I was never good with or rather just girls parents. One time in highschool I managed to ask a girl out and she wanted meet her parents. While at dinner with them, I was asked about my plans for after high school. When i said "Naval Academy", I was kicked out of their house. Both her Dad and brother wer3 both West Point graduates and hated the navy.

Another time I got overconfident and brought up politics. To sum it up, I was a liberal, the girls parents were conservative.

Spitfires parents however were easy to work with. Her father saw my uniform and instantly liked me, her mother however, was harder to impress. She was ruthless in questioning me about my intentions and past life. I eventually got her to like me. I like both of them in the end and Spitfire rewarded me with a night of passionate cuddling. We still had our boundries of course.

“Hey big guy! Come on and eat! We have to leave in 10 minutes for your ceremony.” She said, her mouth still full of scrambled eggs.

“Celestia help you! Do you even know what manners are?” I laughed

“Oh come on! I’ve lived with you for a bucking month! Cry me a river, grow some wings, and get over it!” She joked.

I sat down and began consuming my meal. It was delicious, after all, she learned from the best. Myself of course.

A knock was soon heard at the door.

“That’ll be the carriage, come on!” Spitfire said, hopping up.

I obliged and quickly scarfed the rest of my breakfast before heading out the door.

I was not prepared in the slightest for the crowd at the ceremony. Half of Cloudsdale and the entire Wonderbolts base were on hand.

“Luna help me that’s a lot of ponies.” I said, wiping the sweat from my now clammy forehead.

“Ease up man! You’ll be fine!” Soarin said, his uniform sparking with ribbons and medals.

“Whatever you say Lieutenant.” I snorted

“Hey! Quit it! You’re an officer like me now! It’s just Soarin, you’ve proven yourself worthy of that.” He said, clapping a hoof on my back.

The ceremony went off without a hitch. I was presented the rank of Ensign and awarded a Heroism medal, Valor medal and 3 ribbons for distinguished service.

Well now at least my uniform won’t be blank now.

After the awards were presented and the crowd filed out, I went back to my regular workplace. My office had been furnished, no doubt under Soarin and Spitfire’s orders along with soundproofing and a cushioned table for therapy sessions.

Not too shabby!

A knock came from the door.

“Come in!” I shouted spinning my chair around from my desk to face the door.

“Ensign Schneider?” a familiar female voice came from the door.

A rainbow-maned pegasus entered and shut the door behind her.

“Well hello there Private Rainbow Dash! Long time no see!” I chuckled.

Her eyes blazed.

“With all due respect sir, it’s Private First Class now!” She boasted.

“Ok then Private First Class, what can I do for you today?” I asked.

“Just a simple wing massage to get the knots out before practice.” She said.

“Ok, you know the drill?” I asked

“No, I’m kinda new to this.” She blushed.

“That’s fine. Just lie down on the table and relax.” I told her, cracking my knuckles as I did so.

She did as I told and I got the oil and rubbed it on my hands.

“Now just relax.” I said as I began to work the tender joints.

Rainbow let out a long sigh as the stress melted away from her wings as they fluttered a little. My hand slipped and hit an arousal tendon. She gasped and her wings shot out in a classic “wingboner” fashion.

Fuck.

Rainbow lept up and looked me square in the eyes.

“Wow, you are a clever guy.” She said, her eyes hooding.

Shit, she’s that easy to turn on? Fuck! I did not see this coming!

“Rainbow no! I can’t, just lie back down, it was only an accident.” I urged

“There are no accidents.” She said, her muzzle inching itself closer to my face.

Do Deepak Chopra or Kung Fu Panda exist here?

I shook myself away from classic literature and Jack Black as a fat Chinese animal and focussed on the situation at hand.

“Rainbow, stop now! That is a direct order!” I said, a firm tone in my voice.

Her eyes opened fully, the magenta color sparkling in the fluorescent light.

“Sorry sir.” She looked down, and headed for the door.

“Rainbow wait.” I said before she could leave.

“What?” She said

“Come here.” I relented.

She trotted over and looked up at me.

“Look, I’m sorry that my hand slipped, I can assure you it was just an accident. Besides, you know I’m in a relationship with Spitfire anyway.” I said

Her eyes practically shot out of her skull.

“YOU’RE DATING SPITFIRE?!” She screamed

Thank Celestia for soundproofing.

“You didn’t know?” I asked.

“NO! I THOUGHT-ahem-sorry. I thought she was going out with Soarin still.” She said, changing her volume mid-sentence.

“No, we’ve been together for a month now. Most of the base knows. Oh wait that’s right, you’re a reserve.” I said, realizing why she didn’t know.

“RAINBOW DASH!” a voice that I knew was Spitfire’s screamed from the open door. She must have been on her way up to see me when she heard Dash yell.

“Spits! Easy! She had an appointment.” I shouted at her.

“Whoops. I’m so sorry Dash.” She blushed with embarrassment.

Spitfire trotted over to me and planted a long, deep kiss on my lips. No doubt to show that I was claimed by her and her alone.

“I get it, now will you two knock it off!” Dash yelled.

“Ok, ok Dash fine. Just make sure you know he’s mine.” Spitfire winked at Rainbow.

Rainbow winked back at her to my astonishment.

What the what?

“Hey, it’s almost time to clock out. I hope you don’t mind if I stay at your place for a while because tonight, I am going to reward you Ensign for your heroic actions.” She cooed, her eyes hooded.

There was a major debate going on in my head.

To fuck or not to fuck? That, my dear friends, is the real dilemma.