Lost: Amnesia

After I knew a bit about every pony, they walked me to Ponyville. As we made our way there, I told them about people, or at least what I remembered, and other things about Earth and the countries there. They were shocked when I told them about racism and all the wars. I told them about how I hated it and just wanted peace. They assured me that things like that very rarely happened in Equestria, and when it did happen, it was stopped quickly.

Now, I liked them all, even though it seemed like Rainbowdash didn't really trust me all that much, but I kind of like one of them a bit more than the rest. Fluttershy. She seemed cute. Her pink mane took the shape of a heart. I thought she looked cute sometimes when she was shy. She liked animals just like I did, and she could speak with them too! Her voice was nice and very gentle. I kind of liked her a bit more because of these things. But, I don't think I have a chance with her, probably not for a long time, since I'm a human and she's a pegasus. It could happen, but most likely not.

Once we got to Ponyville, Princess Celestia flew to the center and had the residents of Ponyville come to the center. She then got me up on a large platform amd greeted me to all of the ponies. I was kind of nervous, because I'm not a fan of being in front of a huge crowd.  Celestia explained what I was and where I came from and how I should be treated like everypony else. After that, she lead me to the new house she said she would build me. It was a two stroy house and was much like the others, except it had a sign to the left of the door reading, "Roe".

"Thank you. I'm just, I can't believe you did all of this for me even though this is the first time you've seen a human."

She smiled. "I know that you are special. I just know it."

THE NEXT DAY

I woke up the next morning, feeling hungry. As I walked down the stairs my belly growled. It growled loud enough that I felt my entire body shake! Grabbing my pouch of coins, I counted my money.

*One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve bits.* Only twelve? From what they said twelve bits isn't so much. I'll see if I can find anything to eat anyways.

As I walked outside, I saw a sign reading, "<--- Ponyville Market". It was pointing west. I decided that would be a good place to start. Once I got to the end of the street, it split into to paths, one north, and one south. I looked down the southern path and saw only houses. I looked at the northern path and saw some ponies carrying bags full of food. I imagined that's where a market would be, so I headed down that path.

At the end of the path I couldn't believe my eyes! A huge group of markets and ponies everywhere! I looked at the signs trying to decide what to buy. I wasn't paying attention to anything until I was pulled back around the corner. Suddenly, I was backed up against a wall and a familiar cyan pegasus was holding me against it, with a hoof raised.

"What are you doing?" It was more of a demand than a question, but I had to answer. The pony had a hoof ready to punch me at any moment!

"I was just trying to find something to buy because I'm hungry." She just stared at me, not letting go.

"You don't trust me, do you?" I asked Rainbowdash.

"Not one bit!" She let go and spread her wings. "I'm watching you." She took off into the air almost instantly. I could only see a shadow following me now, but I knew it was her.

I just let it slide and walked around the food markets, trying to decide what to buy. I saw Applejack setting up a market, with an enthusiastic apple sign above it. When she finished setting it up I walked over to her and asked how much an apple was.

"One bit per apple. Y'all wantin t'buy one?"

I gave her two bits and ate one apple. I saved the other one for later. On my way home, I noticed a grey pegasus with a mailman hat on and a bag full of mail put something in my mailbox. I opened the mailbox and grabbed the mail. Just a single envelope.  I opened it up only to be blasted with confetti and streamers. An invitation to a party. Obviously Pinkie Pie was holding the party, but it didn't say who the party was for. I had to go. All the ponies here say that Pinkie's parties were legendary! I just had to see it for myself!

I looked closely at the address. It said the party was at my house! I walked up to the door, ready for anything. I  opened the door, and was flooded with confetti and streamers! When I got up, the confetti was up to my waiste! I looked up to see Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbowdash, Twilight, and a small dragon  gasping for air!

Rainbowdash wasn't happy. "I think you used too much confetti."

Pinkie ignored the comment and started doing back strokes in the confetti. I tried walking inside, and when I took a step in, I heard a soft scream. Fluttershy flew out from in front of me and dug into the confetti on the other side of the house! It scared me when she jumped out, which caused me to fall back into the confetti.

When I got up, Pinkie Pie grabbed a cannon from the confetti and souted, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!" The cannon blasted out more confetti, and I had to look away because streamers were being shot my way! When I looked at my house again, most of the confetti was gone, and there was a giant banner hanging across the room reading, "HAPPY FIRST DAY IN PONYVILLE ROE".

"What...is this?" My question was filled with shock, amazement, and confusion.

The dragon explained what happened. "Anytime someone new comes to Ponyville, Pinkie throws them a party celebrating their arrival in Ponyville inside their home. Im Spike by the way."

Spike. The name didn't really seem to fit him, seeing how he did not even have a single spike on him. But I guess anyone would name a dragon that. The party just went on as a usual party, games, food, some chit chat, until it was nighttime. Pinkie said a special guest was coming, but I didn't expect it to be a DJ! She said her name was DJ PON-3. She made the best music ever! Dubstep was played all night long! I think Rainbowdash got a bit drunk, cause it looked like she was flirting with Twilight and was very wobbly! She kept on urging me to try some cider, but I didn't want any until Pinkie Pie said it was the best drink in all of Equestria! Note to self: Don't try anything Pinkie Pie says is the best thing in Equestria without some proof backing it up. I was out in a few hours.

I woke up the next morning on my couch. The place was a mess! I walked upstairs into my bedroom to find a lump under my blanket. I lifted the covers and found Fluttershy had fallen asleep in my bed!