Raspberry Punch banged her head against that wall. It seemed that she was doing that for hours. Then she stopped, smiled and said ''Oh silly me! It's just a rock! I can't break it with my head...''. Then ''Second Pony'' woke up. ''Oh, hi Patch!'' said Raspberry. Patch was green pegasus with red mane that had yellow stripes. Or at least Blueberry tought that she looked like that. ''QUICK! GRAB MY TAIL!'' shouted Patch. She tried to fly out of The Hole, but big rock fell on her and she fell down. Again. Ang again. And again. And again. And again. ''What would happen if I would sit on this big rock thing and then hit my head aginst that wall while trying to make large hole to escape before many hole rain boom thing I don't know?'' asked Raspberry. ''Ha ha ha. I am stuck in a hole with two berries. Maybe I should eat them?'' said Patch, while strangely looking at two ponies. THEN (only then) in one ''wall'' opened a hole. All three ponies went in it...
Three ponies went into the cave. It was dark. Very dark. And slimy. Very slimy. As they walked past strange rocks and stones laying there. Just being... useless... ''I think I stepped in something. Or somepony.''. Raspberry fell. ''Bpleh! Stupid rocks! I... ahhhhh...'' said Raspberry and used her magic to illuminated the cave. ''That's better!'' said Raspberry. Cave seemed to be never-ending. It just continued. Forever.... Well... maybe not forever... They walked.... and..... walked.... and walked... until Patch saw a door. ''Hey, hey! There's a door!'' said Patch because she saw a door. It was dark, in wooden color. Patch entered. It was basement of someponies house. ''Why somepony would like a door to a cave? That's just insane!'' asked Raspberry. In basement there was standing... Rainbow Dash? ''What the @#$%? Why is Rainbow Dash here? It makes no sense! It just doesn't!'' thought Blueberry. '''Hi everypony!'' said Rainbow Dash. '''WHAT IS YOU DOING HERE!!!???'' shouted Patch. Then ceiling collapsed a bath fell on Rainbow Dash, but she was okay. Then everything else collapsed and princess Celestia arrived. She said '''HAHA! Now you all will be my SLAVES!!!!''. Princess Luna threw a rock on Celestia. ''Oh, poor ponies! You will be okay! My sister, Princess Celestia is dead now.'' said Luna. ''Frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog...'' repeated Patch trying to insult Luna, but that just... failed... Twilight Sparkler arrived to the... house? She made her magic to do awful things. Of course she was okay, but there was something missing... friendship spheres! ''We MUST find THE friendship SPHERES!'' said Twilight Sparkler and tried to make new spheres of doom trough small air thing of nothingness...
... ''And that's how Equestria was made...'' said Derpy (Also Known As Ditzy Doo)
''No IT WASN'T!'' said Twilight Sparkler.
Why? But why? Why you need 1000 words to publish?
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Pony named ''Blueberry Wine'' or something similar, slipped on wet grass and fell in to ''The Pit of Doom'' or TPoD for short.
After few minutes (0,65 to be exact) of falling she hit her head against big rock. It was rock. Maybe it was stone, but nopony
knows it. Or that. She woke up and then got kicked by something (somepony to be exact). She got up to see what was THAT
thing. It was another pony. She said ''EAT THIS MUSHROOM OR ELSE!!!!''. It looked like only thing she could do is eat that
mushroom. She ate it. For a very, very, very strange reason. [Author doesn't know why]
Then another pony jumped out of a rock and started screaming ''GWAGH GOOD TINGS''. First pony started fighting with
another pony. Yes or no. She didn't understand. Walls turned green. Then yellow. Orange. Brown. Rainbow color? Blueberry
was confused. She didn't know what to do. First pony started jumping on Blueberry and said ''HI! My name is Raspberry Punch!
What is your name? Want to be friends? I want to be your friend!''. Blueberry was too confused and didn't reply. ''Raspberry
Punch'' started to hit her head against a wall saying ''I break wall''...
