Blueberry Wine (Something Stupid)

Three ponies went into the cave. It was dark. Very dark. And slimy. Very slimy. As they walked past strange rocks and stones laying there. Just being... useless... ''I think I stepped in something. Or somepony.''. Raspberry fell. ''Bpleh! Stupid rocks! I... ahhhhh...'' said Raspberry and used her magic to illuminated the cave. ''That's better!'' said Raspberry. Cave seemed to be never-ending. It just continued. Forever.... Well... maybe not forever... They walked.... and..... walked.... and walked... until Patch saw a door. ''Hey, hey! There's a door!'' said Patch because she saw a door. It was dark, in wooden color. Patch entered. It was basement of someponies house. ''Why somepony would like a door to a cave? That's just insane!'' asked Raspberry. In basement there was standing... Rainbow Dash? ''What the @#$%? Why is Rainbow Dash here? It makes no sense! It just doesn't!'' thought Blueberry. '''Hi everypony!'' said Rainbow Dash. '''WHAT IS YOU DOING HERE!!!???'' shouted Patch. Then ceiling collapsed a bath fell on Rainbow Dash, but she was okay. Then everything else collapsed and princess Celestia arrived. She said '''HAHA! Now you all will be my SLAVES!!!!''. Princess Luna threw a rock on Celestia. ''Oh, poor ponies! You will be okay! My sister, Princess Celestia is dead now.'' said Luna. ''Frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog...'' repeated Patch trying to insult Luna, but that just... failed... Twilight Sparkler arrived to the... house? She made her magic to do awful things. Of course she was okay, but there was something missing... friendship spheres! ''We MUST find THE friendship SPHERES!'' said Twilight Sparkler and tried to make new spheres of doom trough small air thing of nothingness...