Week in Ponyville

by Aladeen_Brony

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 13255

It was a normal day in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they liked. But liitle they knew, that mane 6's life was going to change...

This is my first story and i hope, that you appreciate the amount of time that i used on this. Comment, rate and maybe follow if you enjoyed. (\. I will publish stuff, whenever i get stuff ready.

Made by Aladeen_Brony. Author comments are either end or beginning of chapter. Please ENJOY! I do not own anything! EVERYTHING BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-24 19:13:43 UTC

Prologue

  Week in Equestria/Ponyville

                           An My Little Pony:Friendship is magic fanfiction by Aladeen madafaka

                                                        Prologue

NOTE:THIS IS NOT FOR KIDDIES(12-16 YR OLD GUYS), BECAUSE I´M SURE U BRONIES OUT  THERE KNOW WHAT RULE I´M MEANING ;). And I don't swear LOTS in this fanfic! AND I DON'T OWN ANYTHING IN THIS FANFIC, BUT THIS FANFIC . ALL TITLES BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS!

My name is Stevie Leland Maximilan, i live in England(presice location classified, because privacy) and i´m 17-year old first year college student in Bottisham village College(real school, but name has been randomed[i didn't want to say who i really i am]). And i am brony, not like hardcore brony(guy, who has totally lots of mlp stuff). I wonder why the hell i watch mlp, i know that it´s for girls, but this is getting weird. But i totally accept people, what they are like aka i´m not racist.

I haven´t written any fanfic yet(until now) but i have read,watched and listened mlp fanfic and creepypastas(fanfics what i have watched or read are Princess Molestia, Sweet apple Massacre (parts 1 and 2)  and My Little Dashie( iwatched mini movie) [Creepypastas: Cupcakes{i listened Cupccakes}]). At this point i give inspiraton credits to writers of: My Little Dashie, Sweet apple massacre- series and Princess Molestia, so HUGE THANKS FOR INSPIRING YO! This following story is placed to saturday in june with my friend, my 17th birthday and day after my b-day  and week and couple days in equestria.

I had a rough time last year(2014), because first my parents divorced and moved living separately  in different places not very far away from each other, luckily me and my 11-year old lil'bro can visit my dad's apartment any time but weekends we have to go to mom's house or dad's house(every other weekend is at my dad' s apartment).  Luckily  I have one friend now(after 7th,8th and 9th grades),whos is always good friend and loyal to me(who never lies or tell my secrets tosomeone else). If you have only one friend, then you know that there´s someone who cares about you :).

I wasn´t very good at school, because i though that i have  ADD. I luckily managed to have no 6´s in my 9th grade diploma. I was bullied in school a lot, and by that ”a lot” word i mean following: i was bullied literally so much, that i were thinking doing suicide on 7th grade. The bullying thankfully stopped for awhile, when i changed class from 7A to 7C where i had one friend.

I liked(and i still like) playing computer and console games, whenever i had a chance. Now i know what you readers are thinking, ”this is not part of this fanfic AT ALL!”  but you are wrong i did put this  prologue here just for fun, because i wanted to tell something about my life. Now, i started playing computer- and console games i 6th grade, because i started somehow like playing in computer. In console i started playing at the same time(at 6th grade), because my parents bought Playstation 2 and we had no other console. In PlayStation 2 i played such classical games as: Sly games 1-3, Tony Hawk's Pro skater 4 and Lego Star Wars.

I became a brony step by step. First i heard mlp at 8th grade when my friend Thomas said, he looked 12 hours of Mlp to locate Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo  in almost every episode. And if you

don´t know who Derpy is, then you´re gonna have bad time.

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Second time, when i heard about mlp was in 9th grade in  about year later, when my ex-classmate showed me and my couple buddies video about ****** **** **********(name censored for your own good measures) it´s a R34 game made by PhoneKidde(name randomized, because i wanted to protect author´s privacy). Next time when i heard about My Little Pony was in my class trip to Sweden in 9h grade, when my friend Thomas and few else ex-classmates(who were Thomas´s buddies, but  not mine)went to swedish fantasy game store and bought an My Little Pony t-shirt which said: -”I don´t usually watch cartoons,but when i do, i watch My Little Pony”

-”I don' t usually watch cartoons, but when i do, i watch My Little Pony”  Source: Google Images

Third time when i heard about mlp was in my HatsWapp Semmenger(Name changed due author´s privacy)group, where my buddy Thomas and my sports team friend, Matthias sent couple pictures about mlp.

Also i became a brony via fandubs by Rant Art Sol Or(name changed to an anagram to protect authors privacy)and all Bouy Ope To Up´s(name changed to protect author´s privacy).And finally i watched first episode of  mlp on 13th of September, 2014. Without further talking let´s go straight to my story/fanfic :)

Chapter 1: The Beginning Part 1: Just a normal weekend

Chapter 1: The Beginning Part 1: Just a normal weekend

Chapter 1:The Beginning, part 1:Just a normal weekend

It started same as every saturday: i woke at half past ten and i put wi-fi on my smatphone  to check, if there´s any new tweets and email. ”5 new messages” ”What the hell?”- i said, when i looked my message list. There was notifications that  some streames went live on Hiwtch.”Mom!” -I shouted. -”well, what is it?”-my mom asked ,”what you are you going to give me as my birthday present?”  -i said. ”i don´t know yet” what you would like to have?” -my mom said.  ”I want something for example: money”- i said ”what´s for lunch?”  - my lil' bro asked 2 hours later. ”Noodles and meatballs” - my mom said. I really hate my lil' bro, he' s like derpy from ”i´m-sure-you readers-know-where”, really idiot is my lil´bro. Back to story...

After lunch i sent a message to my friend Thomas through HatsWapp Semmenger: ”Hey, do u wanna hang out today?”.

About 12.45 phone vibrated and i watched, what it was. It was a message from Thomas: ”Sure, is 13.45 ok?” -The message said. ”Ofc(Of Course)” -i answered. Not very long after message was sent, i packed my Gacig:the Mathering cards(same as always: name randomized, because i don´t want to get copyrighted) and head to the bus stop. As i waited the bus on the bus stop something were wrong, ”the birds were flying to east” ”usually they fly on west” -i thought on my mind. Then i noticed something coming north-west of the bus stop, it was flying and  pink and yellow  ”was it Fluttershy?” -I said in my mind to myself as i watched to the left of the bus stop the bus came ”OH SHI-” - i yelled and i wawed my hand in a bit of hurry to get the bus stop. Thankfully the bus stopped and i showed my 30- day travel card to the driver and he did put my card in the machine and took it out  the machine and said: ”ok you´re good to go” and thanked, smiled and walked to bench, where i sat to wait the right stop to jump off.

After i got off in the right bus stop, which were ”Governor” i started to walk on the right(Thomas´s house were on opposite side of the  Art Gallery[once again name changed, because privacy{the bus stop were approx. 0.500 miles away from Thomas´s house}])and while walking i heard a song, which were similar to Pinkie Pie´s Parasprite polka, ”OH GOD NO!” -i shouted and continued walking to Thomas´s house. As i walked and walked, the song started to sound more quiet step by step ”What´s next? Derpy?” - i said myself. Quite after that i heard someone saying: ”Hey you! Do you want a muffin?” i looked behind me and there was, you´ve guessed it- Derpy. I scared and falled back on the asfalt but i did got up and took the muffin from derpy´s hoof  and said: ”Thanks ” and smiled, Derpy smiled back and flew away.  I looked the muffin and thought: ”maybe i should save this for later if Thomas also wants to eat this also.

After the i got Thomas´s house(he lives in a 5- story building near the art gallery) i rang his door phone and the door suddenly opend, i walked in, walked the stairs all the way up to 5th floor where Thomas´s house were, rang his doorbell, walked in and said ”hello” to his parents and suggested to Thomas:”should we go on a walk? ”Sure”, Thomas said and as soon we walked outside we noticed something unusual.

                                                           End Of Part 1 of 2

Chapter 1: parts 2-5

Chapter 1 , part 2:Unusual Activity

As Thomas and i went outside the building, where Thomas lived, we noticed that somerthing was wrong. Pinkie Pie´s Parasprite polka started sound again, but now from behind us ”what the hell” - i said, ”what is that song?” -Thomas and i said at the same time. Polka started sound even louder, and when i turned around to see what was going on there i saw: PINKIE PIE! ”OH HELL NO!” -I said loudly ”Thomas, you must see this” ”Turn around” - i said and tapped Thomas on his shoulder. ”What the hell?!” -Thomas said, ”i don´t know” - i said. Then suddenly in front of us were all mane 6 ponies(Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack)and Princess Celestia.”Holy sh*t!” -we both yelled at the same time, ”what you want ponies?”-i asked. ”Nothing” -Twilight said, but ”i want to rape you Stevie” -Said Big Macintosh as he came around the corner. ”No, No, NOOOOOOOO!” -I yelled as Twilight started to strip me and Big Macintosh started to put his huge **** into my ass and my eyesight began to cloud over... A faint ”Stevieeeee” began to hear in my head, i opened my eyes and there was Thomas who said: ”are you ok?”. ”Yea,i think so” ”what happened to me?” - i answered as Thomas helped me to get me on my legs.  ”You suddenly fainted, silly”  -Thomas said. After that we went on regural walk around the town and when we came back, i heard a loud *thud* behind us. ”That sounded like a book was fallen”- i said.

When me and Thomas watched what had fallen behind us, there was a book lying on the ground.

                                                            End of Part 2

                                           Chapter 1, Part 3: Mysterious Book

When i looked the book at closer look, it had unicorn in it´s cover. We opened the book and the first page were written on fine calligraphy: ”This book is owned by Twilight Sparkle”. At that moment our jaws opened and wondered: ”where the hell  this book came from?”. I thought:”Let´s put this into this paper bag(which i had alreafy in my coat´s pocket) and watch it later”. After we went inside and to Thomas´s bedroom, i looked out the window and i saw rainbow, even it wasn´t  rained on the whole day.  Then happened something weird, time stopped and only Thomas and i were moving, we both went outside the bedroom and realised: ”what the hell is going on here?”. Moments later we both saw a yellow pegasus  pony with a pink mane  taking a peek from Thomas´s bedroom´s door, and she said a faint:”Hello”. Both Thomas and i identify the pegasus pony as ”Fluttershy”. Not much time elapsed as Fluttershy ran out of the room with a knife and murdered me and said:”Hasta la Vista,Baby”.  Then suddenly i woken in my bed and watched, what clock was , it was 6.30 Am. ”Okey, i hope it was all a dream”, then i went back to sleep and after couple hours my mom said:”HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” End of Part 3 of the Chapter 1

                                                Chapter 1, Part 4:Mah Birthday

                                                       This is very short :)

When i got of my bed i was still little bit sleepy, thankfully i got wonderful presents from my parents, relatives also my grandpa and grandma sent me money. When i went to sleep, i noticed a strange book on my table, which had a golden unicorn in it´s cover. When i went finally sleeping, i saw a strange purple light coming next to me and also i heard whispering which sounded like: ”Here it is”, ”Good, take it carefully and try not to make any sound at all” *books falling*

”what was that noise?” i wondered and got up. There were right in front of my eyes Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, then i asked:”what the hell are you two doing here?”

                                                     End Of Chapter 1:Part 4

                    Chapter 1:Part 5:Conversation w/ Princesses Luna And Celestia

”Why you came into my room?” -I asked, ”i want this book, which was fallen from my student Twilight yesterday, when we were visiting your world” - said Celestia.  Suddenly Luna´s horn started glow black and big silent explosion covered all the neiborghood ”What was that?” - i asked in a bit of confusion, ”Just a time-paralyzing spell” - Luna answered. ”Do you ever had a feeling, that you were in a dream and you don´t know if that´s real or not?” -said Celestia and all the sudden  in front of me appeared a large mirror where i could see myself as a pony(reference to Equestria girls). Then my vision faded out slowly and i falled on the ground with a wiew, that Luna and Celestia were in my room...

                                                End of Chapter 1: Part 5

                                                      End of Chapter 1.

Prologue for chapter 2

  Prologue for Chapter 2

It was a sunny day in ponyville, evrypony were happy and hard-working. Applejack was bucking apples with Big Macintosh in Sweet Apple Acres, Rarity was designing dresses in Carousel Botique, Pinkie Pie was, you´ve guessed it in Sucarcube corner doing something(Pinkie Pie is unpredictable)(NO CUPCAKES!),Rainbow Dash was somewhere up the clouds hanging out with other pegasus ponies. Fluttershy was somewhere in the forest(not everfree forest) taking care of the  animals and feeding them, Twilight(also known as crazy-book-lady[LittleshyFIM]) was at the oak wood library reading books(just for fun[reading books]). And they didn´t know, that their life was getting a twist...

Chapter 2: A new pony in town, Part 1: Sleepover problems

Chapter 2: A new pony in town: Part 1: Sleepover problems

At the same evening(Prologue) Rarity, AJ(applejack) and Twilight were having fun together at Oak Wood Library(a sleepover[DO NOT CONFUSE WITH EPISODE: “Look before you sleep”!!!!]) , and all the sudden Twilight had cold chills, “are you ok, Twi?” Applejack asked, “Yes, i´m fine” Twilight answered. *lighting strike* “Aaaaah!” Rarity screamed and jumped on the air, “calm down, silly” Applejack calmed rarity, “it was just a lighting, are you afraid of lightings?” Twilight said. “nope” Rarity said quietly. Suddenly outside of Oak wood library heared a large splash and mud came all over the front windows(it was raining in that very evening) and then suddenly electricity in oak wood library went off and AJ(Applejack) and Rarity started panic... “Aaaah!” Rarity and Applejack started to scream together and twilight started to calm down applejack and rarity by lighting a candle and saying:”calm down everypony”, “Applejack, would you watch what cut the power?” Twiilight said “Yes ma´m” applejack answered and went outside to watch, what did cut the electricity.

After Applejack did put power on, she ran back inside and the way inside Applejack stumbled on something big and fell on mud, when she got up she wondered:”what the heck is this, where I tripped on?” When applejack did touch the huge muddy thing it was clear: this was something bigger than a rock. “Twiligh, Rarity come hurry!” Applejack souted and Rarity and Twilight came as fast as they  could and asked: “what is it, Applejack?” “something big, I think it´s... it´s... A PONY” applejack said and lightning struck on the sky at the same time. “oh my sweet celestia” said Twilight and Rarity on the same time, “is it alive?” said Rarity hesitantly. Then applejack washed mud off pony´s face, who was lying on the mud unconscious and put her right hoof in nose area to feel if, it were breathing and it luckily was. “We must get you inside hurry, so you don´t get cold” , said Twilight and her horn lit and magic lifted pony up from mud and brought the  pony inside, after wash of course.  I slowly opened my eyes  then and i saw light, then  someone closed  and then I heard someone  on top of my forehead saying: “rest now, my little pony, rest now”. Then I fell asleep....

“Where the heck is spike?” Twilight asked in confusion, “i don´t know” Rarity answered and walked around the floor of library, “Where the hell did you came from?”  said Twilight, Appleajck and Rarity at the same time. “Twilight, do you have a place  where that pony can  sleep?”  “He(pony, that they found had more male voice) can sleep in my bed, I can take matress and couple pillows out from closet(Note: I know,that oak wood library doesn´t have a closet normally, but in this fanfic it has). As Twilight went to sleep, somepony/something knocked on the door. It was Spike. Spike was also exhausted and went straight to bed without saying a word  and falled asleep straight. Then Twilight though:”What could next day bring?”. Moments later the whole ponyville was sleeping.

Deleted scene #1: Transformation

“Are we ready?” asked Princess Celestia from Luna, who were dragging large human body, which apparently was sleeping or dead. “Is it alive?” one of the guards asked nervously, “No, we made him faint and do not ask how” (Celestia and Luna [CENSORED] after they showed the opposity mirror), “ very well then, are you ready little sister?”, asked Celestia from Princess Luna. “Yes I am” said Luna and both alicorn princesses horns lit and started to cast a powerful spell. After few minutes their horns stopped glowing and both Luna and Celestia realized: “we need more powerful magic”. “Indeed, my sister” said Luna after Celestia had finished her sentence. “Go look for Princess Cadance, she can help us”, said Celestia. Then “Royal Guard” went looking for Princess Cadance, but he didn´t found her anywhere around Canterlot. “Princess Celestia, we didn´t find her” said the guard in a  sad mood, “very well then, Thank you for you service guard” “You´re dismissed”, said Celestia and the guard walked away and Celestia closed the door leading to the royal throne, when the guard left the room. “what now, Big sister?”, asked Luna from Celestia hesitantly. “Should we locate you-know-what-elements?” , asked Luna from Celestia . “No, I know already where they are, silly”, said Celestia in bit of laughing.

When the elements of harmony(from this forward I shall sthorten that name to eoh, but I´m sure that ya´ll realize what it is)were retrieved from SECRET  place, where they were Luna asked:”are you sure about this, Tia?”. “Yes, I am” Answered Celestia and took the eoh to place, where the “Human” was and when both Celestia and Luna were in the transformigation room, they saw(No, not the movie Saw) that the “Human” had escaped/lost(no, not the show Lost. )(The “Human” were missing). Then the eoh dropped on the floor(Celestia were holding the eoh witht her horn[forgot to tell that]) . “W-What happened?” Asked Celestia in a bit of confusion. “ The human woke and escaped. We tried to stop so called “human”(At this point “human's sex shall be secret), but “human” were too strong”, one of  the royal guards asked to Celestias´s question. Moments later royal guard came to the  transformigation room shouting: “Princess Celestia! Come hurry!” “What it is?” asked Celestia in a bit of confusion. “Some huge creature(“Human”)broke into  the royal throne and then passed out”  said royal guard.

Then Luna and Celestia looked into each others faces and then Celestia thanked Guard. After Celestia thanked guard, both Celestia and Luna began to run towards the royal throne, where “Human” located. When “human” was retrieved and transported back to transformigation room, Celestia said: “The transformigation shall begin” Then eoh started spinning around(6 ponies not required to use the eoh in this fanfic/deleted scene) and after few seconds all around Canterlot echoed: '”TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERF*CKER!” Note #3: This was a excact copy  of  video found in YouTube, so thx for inspirating vid :) If u r reading this whoever  uploaded dat sound effect  :).

The rainbow what-ever-it was created so huge cloud of smoke/dust that the whole castle had to be ventilated. “Did it work?” wondered Luna and Celestia. After the dust had fallen Celestia and Luna yelled at same time:NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!The “human” was still not transferred to pony form in other words the purpose of  using eoh was transfer the “human” to pony form. “How could this happen? wondered Celestia , the eoh were the strongest transfromigation tools out there(not including Twilight´s magic and The Great and powerful Trrrixie).  In this fanfic the eoh are used also for transformigating “humans” to ponies). Note #4 I had another of these  what-the-f*ck -i'm doing feelings lol(no,not the game “League of Legends”). “What we do now?” asked Luna, then “Royal Guard” came to the transmog room and said: “Princess Celestia, your faitful student Twilight Sparkle has come to visit you”. Twilight, she can help us!”, said Celestia in her mind, after the guard had left the room Celestia and Luna went to see Twilight. “Twilight, my faitful student what brings you here?” asked Celestia and then Twilight answered:”i got a letter, that said you need help”.  “yes, first put this scarf on your face so i won´t ruin the suprise” said Celsestia in a bit crooked mood. “What suprise? Twilight asked. “If I said,what the suprise was it wouldn´t be a suprise anymore ” said Celestia and started lead Twilight to transmog room instead of  “suprise” room.

“Here we are” said celestia,when she and Twilight came to transmog room, Twilight asked:”when I can take this scarf off my eyes?”. “not yet, first you need to cast a special spell, to test if you can do all 26 spells” said Celestia and chuckeled by herself, “26? I thought there were 25 different spells.”, said Twilight bit confused. Note #5 Fluttershy's wrath(NOPE) “What shall I do?” asked Twilight, and then Celestia said: “transform this big thing(“Human”) into something”. “Ok”, said Twilight and then Twilight started to cast a spell so strong, that even  Celestia couldn´t watch.  After the spell were casted Celestia watched Twilight, who were all sweaty because that spell and said to Twilight: “Well done, Twilight” , “Now come rest and have a cup of  cocoa”. The “human” was surrounded by Twilight's magic and was about to transformigate to something. “now you can take the scarf off”, said Celestia after they were next to fireplace drinking cocoa. “Well done Twilight, you done very well :)!”, said Celestia and handed Twilight cup of  hot cocoa. After Twilight was leaving, Celestia said:”Twilight, wait!” “Well,what is it?” Twilight asked curiosly and then Celestia thanked Twilight for coming to visit.

Afterwards(Few hours later[after “Royal Duties]) , when Celestia went to transformigation room with Luna(Luna were missing for a few moments), HUGE blast of Twilight's magic wiped both Celestia and Luna down.  When  wave of Twilight's magic had disapeared from  transmog room Celestia and Luna were surprised, because the “human” In the table were disappeared and it wasn' t nowhere to seen until Luna said:”Celestia, look!”. The “human” were transformigated to Pegasus pony. It(“human”, which were now a pony) was held in Clesestia's bed for keeping it warm(it was icy cold), when Luna raised the moon it started suddenly raining. “Where we deliver this pony?”, wondered Celestia and then Luna came up with an idea:”Let's deliver him to Twilight's house”.  “Yes, ofc(I'm sure by this time you know what that means)” “Twilight, she can take care of  this”. After few minutes of thinking how to deliver pony to Twilight's house, guard who were just randomly wandering around Celestia's castle he said:”Do you need help, Princess Celestia?” “Yes, dump this unwanted intruder out to Oak Wood Library”, said Celestia in a bit creepy mood. “Very well then, I shall dump this intruder out” (Guard was a pegasus pony) And the Guard delivered him to Oak wood library in middle of night. “There it is”, said Guard and moments later the pony were in ground(he was dropped from a height(Approx. 1200 feet)). Then guards flew away and few minutes later at Oak wood Library fron door opened and somepony came out, took the pony and took it inside.

                                          End Of Deleted Scene #1: Transformation

Continue of Chapter 2: Part 2.

Follow-up to: Chapter 2 Part 2

Then Twilight received a letter from Princess Celestia, which said:”Twilight, come with pony,which you found yesterday night  to my castle”, after me and Twilight went to Celestia's castle Twilight asked from Celestia: “why you asked us two to come here?”. “Hello, Stevie”, said Celestia happily and Twilight wondered how Celestia knows my name. Right after visit from Celestia's castle/Canterlot  me and Twilight we walked to ponyville and went  into big white building, which door was written in huge golden letters: “First Bank of  Ponyville”. Inside the building there were huge tables on both sides of the bank and there were Unicorns with coin cutie mark and they were sorting huge stacks of bits into smaller stacks.

When me and Twilight reached the end of hallway, Twilight said:”we are here to get little bit of money to my friend here”, “i see” said bank officer and asked from me:”Do you have the key?”. I was bit confused and couple moments later Twilight took “key” from her saddlebag and said:”There it is” “And Princess Celestia gave this note also”. Then the officer read the note and said:”wery vell then” “Guard!, take these two fellows to vault 974”. After a quick ride in cart, which took me and Twilight to “Vault 974” guard said:”Light please” and Twilight took the light, which was hanging from the cart and handed it to guard , who did put it to perfect spot to light the whole vault door.

“Key please”, said guard and Twilight gave “The Key” to guard. After guard opened the “Vault 974” my jaw opened and said:”Holy Macaroni, now there´s lots of money”. “How much do you want?”, said Twilight and started to transfer money into her saddlebag. “WAIT!”, I yelled and Twilight stopped transfering bits to her saddlebag “what is it?”, said Twilight wondering, -”don´t I get the bits?” I wondered and then said she's sorry and gave the moneyto me, but I didn't know where to put money. Then Twilight said: ”here, rarity made this just for you” and then Twilight gave me my own saddlebag.(Note #1[for this part], When  Twilight were still watching the   sleeping pony in the morning, Rarity visited Twilight's house and saw her taking care of this pony and asked Twilight, where this pony came from. When Twilight answered  Rarity's question and bunch other questions(which asked Rar[From this forward I will shorten Rarity to just simple Rar.]), Rar ran back into her boutique for making an saddlebag for this pony and quickly came back with a new saddlebag just for this new pony.) Then Twilight started transfer bits into my own saddlebag, “Enough”(there was about. 150 bits in my saddlebag),I said and Twilight stopped transfering bits into my saddlebag. After the guard closed the vault we went back to  cart and the guard came after us, but the cart wasn't going back to exit. The cart was going and going, until it stopped at end of the road. “What are we doing here?”, I asked from Twilight and she said:”we must get on elittle thing from this vault”. There was just few letters instead numbers, the letters was: S,H,T. “Stand back”, said guard and then he took his hoof along the door vertically. I heard locks opening behind the door and when the door opened, there were a little package on the floor(which content shall sometime be clear) which Twilight took and did put into her saddlebag.

When me and Twi arrived at the Oak Wood library, we both took off our saddlebags and Twilight praised my wings.”Wings?” , I wondered and when Twilight took me in front of mirror it was clear:I was transformigated to pony, and I had wings. In that same day happened nothing special, but one thing was still unclear: “what the heck am I doing here?”

                                                     End of Chapter 2 Part 2

Chapter 3: Day with Rarity.

    Chapter 3: Day With Rarity

The very next day after me and Twilight visited “First bank of Ponyville”, Twilight suggested:”why don't you visit my other friends,while you're here”, “Good idea!” I  said and wandered off to Ponyville. When I left the Oak Wood Libary I first saw Rarity's fashion Boutigue on the right after few minutes of walking on streets of ponyville. “Hmmm, I wonder if Rarity is inside” I wondered and tried the door and it was open. It was 7.30 AM(I watched the clock at Oak Wood Library/Twilight´s house). After I went inside Rarity's shop there were nopony seen and it was very quiet. I walked silently to the kitchen(Yes, Rar has a kitchen) and waited until the clock were 9.00 Am( I had my phone in my saddlebag[And yes,i had also that with me]). When clock were 9 Am I started to cook breakfeast for Rar to make her happy.

“What's this smell?”, asked Rarity and asked where's Sweetie Belle is: “Sweetie Belle, where are you?” “I´m right here”, said Sweetie Belle in front of Rarity,”Wait, if you're here then who is at the kitchen?” wondered Rarity. “It smells like an omelette and pancakes here”, said Sweetie Belle and headed downstairs quite after came Rarity wondering who could be here. When Rarity and Sweetie Belle came downstairs they noticed that the door was open “We have been broken in!”, yelled Rarity and when she went look the door there were no signs of breaking in. *singing “Didn't we  star the fire?” in male voice* “Who is singing that?”, wondered Sweetie Bell and peekded behind the kitchen wall. “Don't go there, Sweetie Belle” said Rarity and grabbed Sweetie Belle from her mane, “Huh, who is there?” I said and watched quickly back and saw that there were nobody. After few minutes: “Excuse me, who are you and what are you doing in my sister's kitchen?”, said Sweetie Belle to the pony who were near the stove, “Oh hello Sweetie Belle, or should I say morning?” I said to Sweetie Belle, who were all surprised. “Come, I made breakfeast for you and your sister Rarity” “Did I forgot to say who am I? My name is Stevie and I decided to come visit here :)” , I said and turned off the stove,so my pancakes won't burn. “It's ok Rarity, you can come out” ,said Sweetie Belle to Rarity, who were hiding behind wall. After Rarity came behind wall I said:  “Good morning Rarity”, and Rarity answered in bit angry mood: “Why you are in my kitchen?”. “I decided to make you breakfeast, sit down and relax” I said to bit angry Rarity and did put on the table jug of orange juice. “Do you want pancakes Sweetie Belle?” I asked from Sweetie Belle and Sweetie Belle nodded happily. “And for Rarity I made a special omelette, close your eyes!”.  When Rarity closed her eyes, I did put the special omelette(ham,cheese and potatoes) right in front of her eyes and panckaes for Sweetie Belle and they both were happy.

“Rarity, Sweetie Belle, where are you?”, asked somewhat familiar which sounded like Applejack and he8r sister Applebloom coming outside  while Rarity and Sweetie Belle were still eating. I said: “I'll look who's there, you just finish eating” and I headed  to the door to watch, who were there. And there were Applejack and Applebloom, and Applejack asked: “Howdy partner, do you know where Rarity is?”, “Yes, she is eating breakfeast right now” I said and moments later Applejack sniffed air and said:”That sure is good smell” “Eeeyup”, said Applebloom after AJ(Applejack). After Aj and Applebloom walked inside,I closed the door and asked: “are you hungry?, because I have made panckaes :).” “Pancakes!”, shouted Applebloom happily and moved forwards the kitchen me alongside. “Applejack, Applebloom!” “Good that you decided to come take a visit”, said Rarity and Applebloom asked: “Can I have some of those pancakes, Applejack?”. “Of course my dear Applebloom”, said Rarity and gave Applebloom a warm pancake and I asked:”Would you like to have syrup or something else with your pancake?” “Apple jam!”, said Applebloom and me,Rarity and Sweetie Belle said all in same time: “Apple jam?”. “Eeeyup!”, said Applejack(Note #2:SPOILER ALERT![NOPE!])(I was going to put “Big Mac” instead AJ, but I decided to not.) and grabbed the jar of jam from her saddlebag, opened it and spreaded jam all over Applebloom's pancake. *makes drooling noise* “That looks so delicious” , I said and asked: “can I taste that?”.  “MULTIPLE SCENES MISSING (XD!)”

“Damn, that does taste good”, I said and AppleJack/AJ smiled back  happily. “That was one good breakfeast”, said Rarity and went to couch lying stomach full of breakfeast behind Sweetie Bell.(Applejack an Applebloom left the boutique after that)  “Damn, I have a huge dishes to dish” , I said and started to dish dishes slowly, but surely with a smile on my face :). After I cleaned all dirty plates and put them to cupboard. “So, what's  next?” , I asked and Rarity answered:”Hold on, we must still rest before we go tho work”.

“Alright, it's time to open the boutique” , said Rarity and I asked:”What can I do?”. “You can help my customers” “Here, take this note”, said Rar and gave me a note which said: “Trainee”. “well, sh*t” , I said in my mind and wandered off to downstairs, where Rarity was turning the “Closed” sign to “Open” .  After the shop were opened, ponies started to come to the shop and after few minutes the boutique were almost full and I were wandering around downstairs and somepony asked:”Excuse me, where is the fitting room?”, and I answered: It's over there” and turned my head right and she answered:”ok, thanks” ,smiled and I smiled back happily. “excuse me, But where I can find Rarity?”, said pony, who looked like Berry punch and I answered:”I don't know, but If you can wait for a second I will find Rarity”. “very well then”, said the pony who looked like Berry Punch. After I found Rarity It was already two a' clock. Afterwards Rarity asked me to be her mailman, and I answered:”ofc” and Rarity did put  mailman's  hat into my head  and I went out with a happy smile.(Rarity had some packages,which had to be delivered).

After I started my package delivering around Ponyville, I quickly arrived at the first place which was sweet apple acres and I wondered:”what the heck I have to deliver here?”. “Who are you? And what are you doing here?”,said a male voice, which sounded like Big Mac. Then I turned around and there was Big Macintosh I hardly could said: “I-I-i'm the mailman, and I have a package for Applejack.” “Where is she?”. “Big Mac!” “Get back to work!”, said feninime voice, which sounded like Aj. And it was Aj and she asked from me: “Howdy partner, what are you doin here?”. “Rarity sent me to deliver a package for you”, I answered and gave the package, which had Aj's name on it. “Thanks!”, said Aj and wawed her right hoof for thanks and I waved also my hoof, when I moved out of the Sweet Apple Acres.

Next package were for Fluttershy, but after after I got to her cottage there were a note on the door:”Fluttershy is away, come back later”.  Then I did put the package on front of her door and wandered away. After that, I watched the list, which Rarity gave me, and next on the list were Twilight. When I got to Oak Wood Library, I knocked on the door and there were Spike on the door and he asked:”Huh, what you want?”. “Is Twilight there, because I have a package for her” , I answered and went inside the Library and there were Rainbow Dash near the tea table(Yes, I know that there isn't tables in owl(Oak wood Library[not owl the animal], but in fanfic it has)(Yes, Yes RD[Rainbow dash shortened] was at the library).”Hi! It's nice to meet a new pegasus!” , said RD when I went inside and Spike closed the door. “You got to be kidding me” , I said and my vision blacked out and fainted away. Next time, when I woke up it was already dark outside and I saw Twilight in front of my eyes. “What happened to me?”, I wondered and got up. “You just fainted, silly”, said Twilight. (NOTE: I was going to put Pinkamena Diane Pie AKA Pinkie instead of RD, but because of personal reasons I decided to remove her. Sorry).  “I  need get to Rarity's shop” “oh, btw(By the way). Twilight, here's your package” “Thanks!” ,said Twilight from the door when I ran outisde to Rarity's Carousel Boutique.  After I arrived at the boutique I went inside and shouted: “Rarity! I'm here!”, and Rarity came downstairs angry saying: “Where were you all time?” “You were supposed to return two hours ago(It was 9 o' clock)”  “I'm sorry” , said and Rarity answered: “No excuses!” “Because you are late you don't get bits for the job, but you get...” [SCENES MISSING,BECAUSE XXX SCENES AND I will not put these scenes to the deleted scenes section. Sorry :( ] “Now go to sleep and tell Twilight what happened to you!” , shouted Rarity and delivered  me to owl with a note: “Take good care, Twilight”. “Are you ok?”, asked Twilight from me, but all what I could say was a big yawn, because I were wery wery sleepy. Then the day with Rarity had ended.

                                                    End of  Chapter 3: Day With Rarity

Chapter 4: Day with Applejack

                                         Chapter 4:Day with Applejack

It started as a new morning I left the owl with a happy smile and today I decided to visit Ponyville marketplace just for passing time. When, I were at Sugarcube corner a familiar sound, which came from behind me sounded like this: “Howdy partner!”. Then I turned my back and there were Aj and Apple Bloom with a happy smile. “Hello!”, I answered because I were happy(not Pharrel Williams song “Happy”). “Are you lonely? If you are, come to Sweet Apple Acres to help us to harvest apples. “Ok. But first I must get something to eat, because i'm hungry(Not  Hungry like the wolf, a Duran Duran song)( I hadn't eat anything in that same morning.). “Here, eat this apple”, Aj said and   gave a shiny red apple to my right hoof, after we sat into chairs,which were just left of us. “C'mon” “Taste it”, said Aj five minutes after she gave the apple to my right hoof.(I were watching the apple 5 minutes for no-reason-whatsoever.) “This does taste good”, I said after I had taken a tiny crunch from the apple, which looked good. “Do you wanna help us in the farm?”, asked Aj and shortly after that I answered: “Sure,why not”. And then we started to walk towards Sweet Apple Acres, with bunch of apples in Aj's saddlebag. “Don't you look familiar?”, wondered Aj, after we did hit the rocky road, which took us to Sweet Apple acres(And from this point forward I shall shorten Sweet Apple Acres to saa).

“Here we are!”, said Applebloom(And ofc, I will shorten Apple Bloom to:Ab[DO NOT CONFUSE WITH BLOODTYPE Ab]) after we did hit the saa gates. I were happy and then my something came above my head. “What's this?”, I wondered and then Aj answered: “it's a cowboy hat, so you don't get sunstroke”. “well then, what shall I do?”, I asked from Aj. “First, you can help me buckin' apples” , Aj said and then I answered: “okay, but I have no experience from apple buckin'”. “It's simple, look!”, said Aj and started to show me how to buck apples from tree. After few minutes of instructions Aj said: “Now go ahead and try by yourself” “ok”, I answered and moved close the tree  to prepare to buck apples for the first time. First, there were nothing and Aj said: ”c'mon I know you can do better”. Then I tried again, still nothin and I was not happy. After few attemps, I managed to get 3 apples down and I were somewhat happy. Aj said: “well done, at least you got few apples down”, and I didn't care I just contiuned buckin apples until the bucket, which were under the tree were full. “Well done, come in the barn I have salary there for you for the hard work”, said Aj suspiciously, “I have a bad feeling about his”, I said quietly in my mid.

“Now go ahead close your eyes and relax” , said Aj and then *MULTIPLE SCENES MISSING*. Next when I woke I noticed that my d*ck was all covered with white,gluey thing and Big Mac was standing in front of me and I shouted: “AAAAAHHH!”. “SSHHHH!”, said big mac and did put his huge hoof into my mouth. When I watched outside, it was already night and I asked: “w-what happened to me?” “well...” “Aj....”, said Big Mac. “Yes, what Aj did to me?”, I interrupted Big Mac  and then he said: “Aj [CENSORED] you”. “ok”, I said and wondered off to Ponyville to owl. On the way to owl, I hit something or 'somepony' , and it was: Princess Celestia. “Princess Celestia, what are you doing here?”, I asked from Celestia and she answered: “oh hello, stevie I decided to come here take for a walk”. “Ok, but I have question: what you want? Cider? Juice?”, I said(That question was meant to be random and it is TOTALLY A RANDOM QUESTION!)(The reason I asked that question were, that there was a nearby store us and we were thirsty)

(After we went into that store Celestia answered)“Juice. What you want?”, said Celestia and I answered with a smiley: “Juice also”. After we went to pay the shopping Celestia asked: “should I pay or do you pay?” “i can pay”, I answered and gave the salesman 3 bits.(I did put the juices into my saddlebag[yes, that were with me] “look those stars. Ain't those stars beautiful today?”, asked Celestia after we sat into a bench in Ponyville “Yes, they really are. Almost beautiful as you”, I said to Celestia. When Celestia drank the juice her eyes started to look like maniac and she asked from me: “Do you have a special somepony?”. “No, why?”, I answered sensitevely and then Celestia's hair started flow around my neck and then I said: “P-P-Princess Celestia, what are you doing?”.

“Just relax and close your eyes, because I'm going to give you a massage”, then i closed my eyes and   MULTIPLE SCENES MISSING.  Next time I woke up, Twilight was in front my eyes wondering: “What are you doing here, on cold night?”. “I don't know. Last thing I remember, is that Princess Celestia wanted give me a massage”, I answered,got up and went to owl to get some sleep.

                                                       End of Chapter 4: Day with Applejack

Chapter 5: Day with Pinkie Pie.

Chapter 5: Day With Pinkie Pie

Note: Pinkie Pie was removed, because all I got from Pinkie was the censored game(Which I shall shorten/call “bfe”), which I told in beginning and Cupcakes jokes.  So we'll jump straight to Chapter 6: Romantic moments/Day with Fluttershy

Chapter 6: Romantic moments/Day with Fluttershy

                                   Chapter 6: Romantic moments/Day with Fluttershy

*door knocking sound* “Who could it be?”, wondered Fluttershy bit tired, because it was 6.30 am. It wasn't Rainbow Dash,because RD(Rainbow Dash) comes to Fluttershy's cottage  before every cider season to get her in the cider line before Pinkie. SPOILER ALERT! JUST KIDDING :D! “Fluttershy! Are you there?”, I asked from the door(Yes, I were at the door). “W-Who is it?”, asked Fluttershy bit scared from upstairs and I answered: “I'm Stevie and Twilight sent me”. “Well okay then”, said Flutterhsy and came downstairs. “Hi, it's so nice to meet you”, I said and offered a hoof-shake after Fluttershy did let me inside. “Hi, what are you doing here?”, asked Fluttershy and shaked my hoof. “I wanted to visit here. Are you busy tonight? If you aren't, we can all kinds of fun”. “Such as?”, asked Fluttershy and I answered: “Visit Ponyville marketplace and Sucargube corner”  Note: I accidentally confused Oak Wood Library and Golden oak Library between. I hope you Bronies/Readers of this fanfic can forgive me.  “Okay then, we shall move outside and have some fun” , said Fluttershy and went outside. And when we started to go outside I wondered: “What's that treehouse over there?”. “That? Oh that's the Cutie Mark Crusaders clubhouse”, answered Fluttershy to my question. “You should go visit there”, sai Fluttershy and I answered: “Ok”, I said and went walking on the forest road.  When I arrived at the wooden building and walked upstairs I heard noise inside and in the door was a note, which said: “Cutie Mark Crusader's clubhouse, do not disturb!” “Better not to disturb them”, I said in my mind and when I were leaving, I heard somepony saying: “Look! There's also a stallion, who hasn't a cutie mark!” “Hey you, do you wanna join our club?” ,said another voice and then I ran away.

After a visit to the cmc club, we went to the Ponyville Marketplace, where Fluttershy needed to get some veggies for some reason. “Alright, what first?”, I asked from Fluttershy who hold an shopping list. “Carrots”, said Fluttershy and I asked: “While you are getting those carrots, what I can get?”.  “You can go and get some(3) lemons”, answered Fluttersh and I went looking Lemon selling stand and wondered: “Why Fluttershy needs lemons?”. After I arrived to the stand where lemons are sold I asked: “How much does those lemons cost?”, and the salesman answered: “ 3 bits for one lemon”. “I´ll take 3 of those!” , I said and gave 9 bits to the salesman and did put them inside my saddlebag(Yes, I had my saddlebag with me). When I were returning next to Fluttershy, I ran accidentally to Rarity and Twilight. “Rarity, Twilight, what are you doing here?”, I asked and Rarity answered: “Oh hello Stevie”, said Rarity and Twilight said:“Hello, Stevie, we decided to come to pay a visit in here”. “What you have there in your saddlebag?”, asked Twilight curiously and I answered: “Lemons. Just don't know what for Fluttershy need these lemons”. “Oh hi Rarity and Twilight. What are you doing here?” , wondered Fluttershy when she came to me ,and Rarity answered: “We decided to come here for just passing time”. How about you?” , said Twilight and Fluttershy answered: “We came here to buy ingredients for my yummy fruit salad”. “Well ok then” ,said Twilight and Rarity and walked away.  Just when I were leaving to another stand where strawberries were sold, Twilight came right back and asked from me: “Stevie, can you help me tomorrow organizing Library?” ,and I answered: “I'm not sure, If i'm not busy tomorrow, then I can help you”. “Ok thanks”, said Twilight and wandered away with Rarity. “You go get grapes, I'll get some stawberries” , I said to Flutterhsy and we went in separate ways(No, not the song Separate Ways- Journey). “Howdy partner” , I said to the female Earth pony, who answered:”Hi. What can I get fo you?”. “How much are those strawberries?”, I asked and she answered:”5 bits for a basket and 3 bits for half basket”(Note: because ponies don't have measurment scale, I decided to put basket. And the amount of bits, which were in my saddlebag[Chapter 2: Part 2] were reduced to 150 bits from 1150 bits[the reason, why I did this was obvious and I'm not going to tell it ;). Seriously!])

“I'll take the whole basket please”, I said and gave 5 bits to the pony, who saled strawberries. “Thanks, and here's your basket”, she said and gave my basket and I took it into my mouth. After me and Fluttershy got all the ingredients, we headed back to her cottage and went into kitchen, where I started making fruit salad. While Flutterhsy were slicing fruits I looked at fruits and said: “Apples!”. “What?”, asked Fluttershy bit confused, and I answered: “we forgot apples. Should I go and get them?”. “well maybe, because fruit salad is nothing without apples”, realized Fluttershy and then I said: “I can get them from saa(Sweet Apple Acres)”. After I arrived at the Apple Acres, I shouted:”Applejack! Big Macintosh! Is anypony out there?”. There were no answer, then I decided to look places little closer. I decided to move around, if they were hiding anywhere and they were not. Then I decided to look in the barn, if somepony were there. When I came to the barn I heard Aj shouting: “Oh Big Mac!”. “What the hell is going on there?”, I wondered and peeked into the barn by slightly opening the door. What I saw there was beyond my belief: Big Macintosh were having sex with Aj, then I quickly closed the barn door as quietly as I could, because I didn't want anypony hear that I were there. “I  must get out of here! Quickly!”, I shouted and began to run as quickly as I could, but I tripped accidentally on a rock, which were on the ground and hit my head and my vision faded out. Next time when I woke up, I noticed that I was in dark place.. NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOO...! Note: I did put that there, because it was going into cupcakes jokes again. Scenes missing btw.

After I got the apples(Which is a mystery, how I got the apples[Btw, I can't do nothing with that 'i' letter being big, sorry :(]) I went to Fluttershy's cottage and gave the apples to her and she asked from me: “Why your face is in so bad condition?”.“Let's just say, that I done a really hard work in the saa”, I answered and i started wash my face with my hoofs. “Here are the apples, which I promised to bring here”, I said and then i did put the basket full of apples into kitchen table. Few moments later... *door knocking sound* “Who could it be?”, wondered Fluttershy and I answered: “I don't know”. When I opened the door there were nopony, then I closed the door and suddenly I heard somepony knocking again to the door. When I opened the door there were Twilight, Aj and Rainbow dash and I asked them bit confused: “What are you doing here?”.

“We decided to come here, because Fluttershy asked if we want visit here!”, said Twilight and came inside with a happy smile with Aj and Rainbow dash  behind. “Oh hi girls”, said Flutterhsy and came out the kitchen. “Fluttershy, why you are hanging out with that egghead?”, said Rainbow Dash and I quickly said angry: “EGGHEAD?!” “Listen, i'm not an EGGHEAD!” “AND NOPONY, NOPONY CALLS ME AN EGGHEAD!”,I shouted and stood up from couch where I were relaxing. “Do you wanna fight?!”, said Rainbow Dash and came little closer to my face with an agry look on her face. “Guys, stop it!”, shouted Twilight and in matter of seconds both Rainbow Dash and I were not mad to eachother anymore. “Ok, the salad is now ready. Twilight could you help me?” “Sure, why not”, said Twilight and started to carry the bowls from kitchen with her magical aura (which all unicons/alicorns have ofc) to hall where were a table and chairs for 4 ponies. “Wow, this is really good Fluttershy. Where did you get the apples for this fruit salad?”, asked Aj bit interested. “Well they..” “They were got from ponyville marketplace this afternoon”, I interrupted Fluttershy bit rude, because I didn't want to anypony else me and Flutterhsy(ok, from this point forward I will shorten Flutterhsy to fs. DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FFS!)

After serving the delicous fruit salad, I asked from fs if she wants to go for a walk. She answered: “Well ummm...”, “come on, it'll be fun”, I said and Fluttershy(okay, I will shirten Flutterhsy in some parts) answered: “well okay then”. After a few minutes of walking, we came top of hill and watched the stars which were so gloriuous I asked: “Ain't the stars beautiful tonight?”. “Yes, they really are”, answered Fluttershy. “Fluttershy”, I said and she answred: “yes, what is it?”. “Do you have special somepony?”, I asked from Fluttershy and she answered:”no”. “Do you?”,  she asked from me and I shaked  my head for a negative answer. Then I looked into Fluttershy's eyes and said: “man, you sure have beautiful eyes. Even more beautiful than those stars on the sky”. “well, thanks”  , answered Fluttershy. “Fluttershy, let's make out(in bit clear language=no, not sex. Let's kiss). “r-really?”, asked Fluttershy and I answered: “you don't have to do it, if don't want so”. “No, I want!”, shouted Fluttershy and ran straight to me and kissed me passionately and it was HOT.

I decided to not write anymore about this chapter, because this is enough long. Send me Email, if you readers want follow-up/more Romantic moments with Fluttershy. And my email is in the credits.

                                       End of Chapter 6:Romantic Moments/ Day with Fluttershy

Chapter 7: Day with Twilight

Chapter 7: Day with Twilight

“Twilight! How nice, that you came to wake me up”, I said when Twilight came into my bed(no, not on r34 way), “Yes, we have much to do today”, said Twilight and stepped off from my bed to floor of Library.(Btw speaking of libraries.. Note: When I earlier noticed, that I confused Golden Oak Library with Oak Wood Library I noticed that Oak wood Library doesn't even excist! So, my mistake!) “When I came here?”, I asked from Twilight bit confused and she answered: “You came here last night, when I were writing my daily letter to Princess Celestia”. “Did I come trough front door?”, I asked from Twilight wondering how I ended up here. “No, you came straight to bed”, Twilight answered bit oddly, because the front of the library were protected by magic field against robbers. “Then how I...” “Wait a minute”, I said and tried my head, if there's anything weird. And then I felt something tall and sharp and then I realized:”I HAVE HORN!”. “A horn?” “B-But, that's impossible!”, Twilight said and looked bit closer at my horn. “Am I  an Alicorn?!”, I shouted and Twilight answered: “It seems so” (Note: I was going to delete that part, but I decided to not).

“How did you teleport here?”, asked Twilight from me curiosly and I answered:”I have no idea. The only thing what I remember from last night is, that I left from Fluttershy's house, then I falled to the ground because I were so tired and next thing I noticed ,was that I'm here”.

“Well it shall remain a mystery, how I did get here”, I said and asked:“Do you want some tea?”. Twilight nodded and then I did go to my saddlebag, which had couple teabags in it. Continue...

“What flavour of tea you want, Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight and Twilight answered:”What flavours do you have?”. “Apple, Cherry, Garlic(Yes, that's a tea flavour),Sweat(no, that's not a tea flavour) and early pony(Parody of Earl Grey tea)”, I listed. “Wow, those are really interesting flavours, but i'll take Apple tea please”, said Twilight and pointed apple tea bag with her right hoof.

After we had drank tea, Twilight wanted to have some private time reading books in the evening and she asked from me, If I want to go get some things for her around Ponyville. And I answered: “Why not”. Then Twilight gave me a list, which had all sorts of things what I must do within this day. First on the list was: Get some cupcakes(No, not the creepyapsta)and deliver a note to Pinkie Pie.(Note: If you readers don't know who Pinkie Pie is and you have watched seasons 1-3... ROFL!)

. After we came to the Sucargube corner, Twilight and I entered and I saw(No, not the movie Saw) bunch of cakes in the table in front of me. “Wow, those cakes sure are one tasty looking cakes”, I said and pointed my hoof at them. “Oh hello and how can I help you?”, said Ms. Cake at the  counter service table. After I noticed, that there were some service I said: “Oh hi, I have this note with me”. And then I took the note, which were in my saddlebag(Yes, it was with me when I visited Ponyville Marketplace with Fluttershy and somehow it teleported to Twilight's house) and gave it to Ms. Cake who read it, and went to somewhere. Few minutes later...  “There you go, Twilight. 20 cupcakes(No, not the creepypasta. Yes I think we all get it by now), which you ordered for you-know-what ;)”, said Ms. Cake who came from kitchen. After Twilight got her cupcakes she asked me to deliver a letter to Pinkie Pie and I answered positive. “What bad could happen?”, I wondered in a bit funny way. Pinkie Pie's room was upstairs, which was scary for me, because you don't know what happens, when Pinkie is around. Then I knocked on the door three times, waited couple seconds and the door magically opened.  I entered the room and then all the sudden, the door closed. I tried to push it open, but it didn't even budge(Note: If you readers want, that I write creepypasta out of this then ok), then there were a large shadow next the door. I was afraid to turn, but the shadow said: “HI! Don't be afraid, do you have something for me?”. Then I were able to turn around, and there were Pinkie Pie and I gave her the note, which Twilight gave me. “What's this?”, said Pinkie after I gave the letter to her.

“Oh I see..”, said Pinkie and then *evil laugh* *dramatic lightning*. Then Pinkie blindfolded me and walked me to her bed and did put something around my mouth. I couldn't say anything, because  something round was in my mouth and I also didn't saw what was Pinkie doing because I were stil blindfolded.  “Are you ready for this? I'm gonna let you see what am I doing”, said Pinkie and took the bond(No, not James Bond) off my eyes, so I can see what is going on. (Note:Scenes missing, because I wanted to keep this mature). Moments later Twilight knocked on Pinkie's door and asked: “Are you ok there?”.  Then Pinkie stopped doing whatever she was doing and pushed me to the door and whispered in my ear: “Thanks, dear ;)”.  Then I stepped out the room and I were little confused and afraid to tell what happened there.

After visit to the Sugarcube corner, Twilight suggested that we should visit Canterlot. “Canterlot? What are we doing there?”, I asked. “We need borrow some books for day after tomorrow”, said Twilight to my question. “Well ,fine then”, I answered and we wandered off to train station. After we had purchased tickets to train to Canterlot, I thought myself: “Damn, those train tickets were really expensive(Train tickets did cost 30 bits)”. While traveling into canterlot I notced, that there were many beautiful scenery. “Donuts for sale! Donuts for sale! 5 donuts for only 5 bits ONLY TODAY!”, heard from corridor. “Do you want some donuts?”, asked Twilight from me, and I nodded my head for a positive answer. Then quickly Twilight went into the corridor and came back with a box of variety of donuts for example: pink donught with sprinkles. I was drooling and Twilight asked from me: “Are you having a seizures(no, not polices taking illegal stuff in customs)?”. “untellible talking”, I said and Twilight was getting concerned. “Maybe you feel better, if you taste this donut”, said Twilight and did insert donught into my mouth and shut my mouth with her magic. Then I felt same feeling, like when fireworks burst, volcano erupts or explosion.

Then my heart exploded, literally(not really) and I falled down into the train floor with my eyes closed. Then suddenly I felt windbreeze in my norstrils. I were still in train, but now the window was open and Twilight was nowhere to seen. (Note: okay, this is getting weird. If you want Creepypasta/moar fanfic, I will do! Just send ideas to my email, which is in credits).  What really happened: When, Twilight did put a donught with rainbow colored sprinkles and chocolate frosting into my hoof, then she said: “Go on and have a taste”. “Okay, and this does look pretty delicous”, I replied and took a bite. I was bit afraid to swallow it first, but when I swallowed it, I felt like in my mouth exploded(no, not literally). I continually felt rainbow inside my mouth(no, not on r34 mind),it tasted so good,  that I fainted on the floor(Yes, this ins't possible irl[in real life])(That might be the first positive non-note comment).

After few minutes I heard voice saying:”Are you okay?”. Then I started to open my eyes slowly, and I saw that I wasn't in train anymore and replied:”yes, i'm ok”. I were somehow in Canterlot train station with Twilight above my head, who were little concerned about me. “Where are we and how did we get here?”, I asked from Twilight bit confused. “We are in Canterlot, and look! There's Rarity”, Twilight replied and pointed right with her hoof, where Rarity were. I looked to right where Twilight was pointing, and after that I started walking towards Canterlot mall(Yes, I know that Canterlot doesn't have a mall, but in this fanfic it has). But when I came to the mall entrance there were a sign, which said: “Only for ponies, who have a cutie mark . No painted cutie marks also not allowed”. (Note: This may be racism and btw it is.  Also, if this is too offensive just let me know.) “NEIN!”, I shouted in anger. “This is impossible!”. “Well, I guess you won't be able to come there, because you don't have a cutie mark”, said Twilight and did put her hoof to my back.(Note: This wasn't planned, and this was going to pony.mov direction, which is a  total parody. PONY:MOV(c) series is owned by hotdiggedydemon).

Meanwhile in Ponyville...  “Twilight, where are you?”, asked Rarity outside, after knocking on  Oak Wood Library's door. After Rarity went inside Libary there were nopony inside, except Spike, who was cleaning dust out of Twilight's books. “Oh hello Spike. Do you know, where Twilight is?”, asked Rarity from Spike. “I don't know, but she went to Canterlot and didn't say any reason for that”, Spike replied after coming down from ladders. “Oh my, but could you give this to Twilight's new assistant?”, asked Rarity from Spike and then she gave a package, which read: Handle with care: fragile.  And Spike replied:”Thanks  Rarity”.

What actually happened at Canterlot “mall”: “Have you ever visited there, Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight before entering inside mall. “Yes, I visited there last week. And it's a huge place”, Twilight replied. (In case you are wondering, what happened to the donut, which I tasted at the train. Well... It kinda was put to trash by Twilight. And Twilight did put rest of the donuts to her saddlebag). “Well, I want wonder around Canterlot streets and maybe buy something”, I said to Twilight. “if you want so, go ahead. Here, get some bits”, replied Twilight and gave me 50 bits. “When and where we meet?”, I asked from Twilight. “At Canterlot archives, in 1 hour.”, Twilight replied and wandered off to mall/shopping centre.  (Note: When I earlier said, that I want to keep this mature.. What I really mean by that: NO XXX action).

Then I  wandered to a dark alley. There was a strange shop called: Capes And Magic, everything from invisiblity capes to magic tricks. “Hmmm. That looks an interesting shop”, I said and went inside shop. “Helloo? Anypony inside?”, I shouted after going inside. Then, suprisingly unicorn with a cash register cutie mark came from right with pair of ladders. “Hello, Stevie. I have been excpecting you”, said the salesman. “Well.. hello?”, I replied. “How do you know my name?”.

“Let´s just say that I saw you coming on the train from ponyville”, he said bit weird. “Well okay then. What is that cape over there?”, I asked and pointed my hoof on the left side where was a cape in a showcase. “That? Oh that's just an invisilibity cape, that nopony wants”, replied salesman and walked away. “Wait! An in invisiblility cape?!” , I quickly shouted back to the salesman.

“Yes, it makes the user totally invisible!”, replied salesman and came hurry back. “How much?”, I answered from salesman. “10 Bits”, replied the salesman. “10 bits?! I'll take it!”, I shouted and the salesman did get the cape for me. “Now, can I have those 10 bits please?”, asked the salesman, but there was nopony to seen around the shop. “Where did he go?”. And all the sudden bag of bits appeared in the table with a note: “Gotcha!”. Then I left the shop with the invisilibity cape on me.

30 Minutes later at Canterlot Archives...  “Stevie! Are you here somewhere?”, shouted Twilight around Canterlot archives entrance. “I'm here Twilight!”, I shouted to Twilight from next to her.

“i know where you are Twilight, but do you know where am I?”.  “No, show yourself!”, shouted Twilight angry. “Well, okay then”, I replied and took the cape off. “What is that?”, Twilight asked confused. “An invisilibity cape. I bought it from “Capes and Magic”, I replied and gave the cape to Twilight, who did put that into my saddlebag. “Well, what are we doing here?”, I asked from Twilight. “I need get one book from here”, replied Twilight and went inside with me following in back. After we entered the Canterlot archives, I  saw a sings, which had  names on it : Spells, Books, Canterlot history and something special, and they pointed everywhere: norh, east, west and south. “Spells sounds interesting. Maybe I should go check them ,if I find anything special”, I said and went in the spell corridor. “Twilight! I'm going to look some cool spells!”, I shouted to Twilight  . There were no answer from Twilight, maybe she went looking for books.

After few minutes hanging on the corridor, I found a pergament lying on the ground, which was open. After I read what was written on the pergament, I founf out that it was a  time teleportation spell. “Twilight! Look what I found!, I shouted to Twilight and ran out the corridor with pergament floated with my horn. “Well what is it?”, replied Twilight and came from other corridor. “Wait!”, I shouted and read the text on the pergament. “Where, where did he go?”, wondered Twilight.

1 minute later in Canterlot archives after I left the building.. I came back and Twilight were just in front of me. Then I fainted and woke up Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Twilight around me. “Thank god, you're ok!”, Twilight said to me and helped me up. “What happened to me?”, I wondered and left canterlot archives with pargment with me. “Where were you?”, asked from me worried. “Let's just say, that I visited Rainbow Dash”, I replied with a wide grin on my face. “What you were doing in there?”, I asked from Twilight, regarding the reason ,why she wanted to see me there. “I got couple interesting books”, answered Twilight and  we both laughed hard on one funny thing. (Note: If you are wondering ,what happened to me after the spell.. Let's just say, that it's a secret.) “Wait Twilight. I need to get one important thing!”, I shouted to Twilight and wandered off to Canterlot game store. Few minutes later I came out with a recipt on my saddlebag, and Twilight asked: “What did you do there?”. “Ordered some things, which will come to your house by the end of the day”, I replied. “When does the train leave?”. “In 30 minutes”, said Twilight after looking the clock. It was 5 o' clock.

After we arrived to Ponyville(finally), I were hungry as a tiger in rainforests(apparently I didn't eat anything at Cantelot). “Are you hungry, Twilight? 'Cause I am”, I said and waited Twilight's answer. “Yes, i'm hungry too. But first let's go to library, because I have some important stuff which I have to take there”, replied Twilight and left the train station with me.  When we arrived at the library, Spike was on the door grreting us with a nice: “Hello!”. “Hi, Spike” , we both replied with a happy smile. “Wait here, I will be back in a second”, said Twilight and went to kitchen(Yes, I know that owl(Oak Wood Libary[Really Golden Oak Libary, but I decided to modify it little bit]) doesn't have a kitchen normally, but in this fanfic, it has).  “So, how was your day Spike?”, I asked from Spike.  “Nothing special, I cleaned the dust off bookshelves, organized bookcase and cleaned dust from all Twilight's old books”, said Spike and came down the ladders.  “Well, are you ready Twilight?”, I asked from Twilight who were hanging in the kitchen. “Ready to go where?”, asked Spike. “To go eat to a  local pub!”, replied Twilight and came from kitchen with a wide grin on her face. “A-Are you okay Twilight?”, asked Spike from Twilight bit frightened.

“I'm fine!”, replied Twilight and ran out the door hurry.  “Well, there she went. Gone.”, I chuckeled myself. Twelwe seconds later...  “Stevie, are you coming?”, asked Twilight from the door. “OH SH*T!“, I said in loud voice and left owl.  After few minutes of walking to Ponyville, we arrived to a pub called: “The Drunken Stallion”. *makes whistling noise* “Damn, this sure is a big pub”, I said and closed the door. Inside the pub, there were lots of waitresses, with a wine tray cutie mark and even a licensed drinking area. “Is there anyplace, where we can sit?”, wondered Twilight. “Over there!”, I said to Twilight and pointed my hoof to northwest/ back to left, from the door.

Then we sat to the booth, and we sat there, before anypony else took it.

After few minutes of talking and waiting, the waiter came(it seems that I forgot to mention, that the waiters[those who serve you food in restaurants] are unicorns) and asked:”Good evening, how are you today?”. “Fine, thanks”, we both answered in same time. “Do you want something to drink?”, he asked and gave a  list, which had all kinds of food names and their prices next them. “Beer to drink and I don't know what to eat. Could you ask later?”, I said. “Same here!”, replied Twilight.

There were all-kind of different snacks, for ex. Vegetable pie, Trout and peas, sealife plate, which hadd all kinds of sweet-water creatures from crabs to lobsters. After few minutes the waiter came with our drinks and asked:”Are you ready to order?”. “Yes”, replied Twilight shortly. “I'll have that seafood plate”, I said and he(the waiter)took my order, and Twilight said:”I'll have 'the vegetable pie' “. “Thank you”, said the waiter and wandered off to kitchen.

20 minutes later... “Here are your foods!”, said the waiter and did put the plates under our faces. “Go ahead and grab on!”, I said to Twilight and in matter of seconds we both started eating.

I decided to not write anymore of this, because I had nothing to this.

1 hour and 30 minutes later...  *drunk talking* “Twilight? Is that you?”, wondered Spike and went to the door looking, if Twilight was drunk. Twilight wasn't at the door, instead of Twilight, there were some drunk pony. After Spike closed the door, there were another knock. “Spike, how are you doin?”, I said and walked inside with Twilight. (Note: to make this NOT SOUND LIKE Party.mov, I decided to remove all party.mov references.) “What's that package over there?”, I wondered and went to the package. (Another note: When I earlier said, that the “package”, what was meant for me.. Well..) I looked at the package and it read: to Twilight. Handle with care: fragile. “It's for you Twilight”, I said and gave the package to Twilight. “Hmmm. What's this?”, wondered Twilight and watched inside the package. “Oh, I see”, said Twilight, closed the package and took it to closet. After Twilight came from closet, she asked: “ Do you want to play something?”. “Sure, why not”, I replied. “What games you have?”. “Call of Work 3, Black Flowers 2,  Pony of War 3, Grand Theft Equestria IV...”, replied Twilight while throwing games out of the closet.

“Grand Theft Equestria!”, I shouted and took the game with my horn magic to game console, which apparently is PonyStation6. (Note: Now you think, that isn't going to end never, but this will end sometime ;).) When I started to play Grand Theft Equestria IV, Twilight asked: “Do you want hot chocolate(cocoa)?”. “Cocoa? A-Are you serious?”, I replied in bit of suprisment. “Yes”, Twilight said and came from kitchen with to mugs. “T-Thank you”, I replied and tasted cocoa. After I tasted the cocoa, Twilight asked:”Why you are crying?”. “This.. This cocoa.. It's just so good, that I.. I..”, I  couldn't get a word, from my mouth, because it was THE BEST DAMN COCOA EVER! “Are you ok?”, asked Twilight from me bit worried. “Yes, i'm ok”, I replied after assembled myself. “Then why you were crying?”, wondered Twilight after taking a quick taste of cocoa. (Note: This fanfic is owned to my grandma, who passed away 1st of October, 2014 :(. She were very sick and was near to going to heaven. She slept away on Wednesday 1.10.2014.  R.I.P 1932-2014. ) “By this cocoa. Because it's so good!”, I replied and did put the mug down to ground. “Good to hear, that somepony likes my cocoa!'”, said Twilight with a happy mood.  “Ah, the game has loaded”, I said and started playing.  When I were starting to play Grand Theft Equestria IV, the game suddenly crashed. “Dammit!”, I shouted and throwed the controller to ground in a bit of anger.

“Well, do you want to play Call of Work 3: Modern Arsenal?”, Twilight asked and gave me the game. “Well, okay then”, I replied and did put the game into the console. “Do you want this gaming  headset, which I have?”, asked Twilight, while holding the headset with her horn. “GIMME THAT!”, I shouted and grabbed the headset, put it into my head, connected it to the console, tested it and started playing. 15 mins later, after the round begun... “THAT'S RIGHT GET REKT! GET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT! WOMBO COMBO! KMON M8, I'LL F*CKING REK YOU, I'M XXXXXXXXXXXX_MPG FACE CLAN_XXXXXXXXX, I'LL PONYSCOPE YOU FROM TOP OF DUST, U FUKIN  SKRUBB COME AT ME BRO! OH PONY A TRUFFEL! HA, HAYYYYYY! TWILIGHT GET THE CAMERA! OMG, SHE GETS THE REKT CAM! GR8 B8 M8, I R8 8/8! LOOMINATY CONFIRMED?!”, heard from living room and Twilight went looking who was that.

“Are you okay?”, asked Twilight from me. “Hell yeah!”, I replied. “I just need couple cans of  Red Ox. Cold please”.  After Twilight brought me Red Ox, I raged because somepony did 420 noscope me. “FUCK!”, I shouted and I drank little bit of Red Ox. After the round had ended, the clock was 11.40 PM and Twilight was seen nowhere around the basement(Yes, I was gaming in a basement). “Hmmm, where the hell Twilight is. She was here moment ago”, I thought myself and went looking Twilight from ground level. “Twilight! Are you somewhere here?”, I shouted but there were no answer. When I went looking in the kitchen, there were a note which said: “Come to my bedroom”. “Well okay then”, I said and started going towards Twilight's bedroom. “Come in, Stevie”, said Twilight with a wide grin on her face. After I came inside Twilight's bedroom, she suddenly closed and locked the door.

“Twilight, w-what are you doing?”, I asked from Twilight bit scared. After my question, Twilight did first blindfold me, then she did put a plastic ball into my mouth and said: “I'm sure, that you had lots of fun today, but now it's my turn to have fun with you”. “I'll be back soon, don't leave”, Twilight said and went to basement to close the console. Before that, she tied me into her bed with couple of strings.  Few minutes later Twilight came back with something cymbal, like pair of keys. “Are you ready for this?”, Twiligh asked from me with a sexy accent. “Well if you arent't ,you better be!” Scenes Missing. “There”, Twilight said and tumbled on the floor sleepy.

                                      End(Finally) of Chapter 7: Day with Twilight

Chapter 8: Day alone in Ponyville and guick visit by Zecora's house

This chapter is incomplete. I will publish it as soon as i have it ready.

Prologue for chapter 2

  Prologue for Chapter 2

It was a sunny day in ponyville, evrypony were happy and hard-working. Applejack was bucking apples with Big Macintosh in Sweet Apple Acres, Rarity was designing dresses in Carousel Botique, Pinkie Pie was, you´ve guessed it in Sucarcube corner doing something(Pinkie Pie is unpredictable)(NO CUPCAKES!),Rainbow Dash was somewhere up the clouds hanging out with other pegasus ponies. Fluttershy was somewhere in the forest(not everfree forest) taking care of the  animals and feeding them, Twilight(also known as crazy-book-lady[LittleshyFIM]) was at the oak wood library reading books(just for fun[reading books]). And they didn´t know, that their life was getting a twist...

Chapter 2: Part 2: Where the heck am i?

   Chapter 2: A new pony in town: Part 2: Where the heck am I?

As the sun shine brightly trough Oak Wood  Library´s highest window and birds were tweeting I wondered myself smiling:” What a great way to start a new day” “Man, the sun is very bright today”, I said in my mind. “WAIT!””the sun has never ever been so bright,and this blanket feels different” I thought. “Hey, you!, get off Twilight´s bed” said somewhat familiar sound. When I opened my eyes, there were Rarity,Rainbow Dash,Applejack,Fluttershy and Twilight around me( I was lying on Twilight´s bed). Then I realized something was horribly wrong,“Who are you and WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOING HERE?!” i said. When I got up I noticed, that I was transformed into pony and of course I didn´t have a cutie mark. “I´m Twilight sparkle and who are you?” Twilight asked, I answered: “I´m stevie and what do you know what i´m doing here?” “Nope”,said all the ponies in following order: Applejack,Twilight,Rainbow Dash, Rarity and lost but not least, Fluttershy. “When did I come here?” I asked,  “we don´t know, you were lying on the mud yesterday evening outside and we brought you inside”  said Twilight. Suddenly purple and green dragonbaby ,which I recognized as Spike, Twilight´s companion came upstairs yawning and wondered who I were. Then my vision started to blur out and I shouted:”NO! YOU ARE NOT REAAAAAALL.....” and I falled to ground. 5 mins later...

I opened my eyes and wondered:“what, what happened to me?”,stood up, sat up in chair, which Twilight brought just for me. “You just suddenly fainted” “here, drink this”,said Twilight and handed me a glass of water. “Are ya feeling better?” asked Applejack. “Yea, I think so”, I answered to Applejacks question after, when I drank the glass of water, which Twilight brought for me.

Note: this wasn´t planned to be this short, but at this point I will put one of my deleted scenes here and then continue the story at the same place ofc(of course). Ps. There will be lots of deleted scenes  and removed words in this fanfic,which I will put later on.