Kul'as' job applications

by Hairy Konquerer

Rating: teen
Tags: Original Character, Sex, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Princess Luna, Other, Romance
Length: 1492

Kul'as has a job fair for new Goons, and two of them remind him of two ponies that kind of hate his guts.

This is a prequel to Oogie's Return and Much More

Kul'as is semi-flesh, and he decides he won't wait for full flesh to recruit an army. He goes modern and has a bunch of guys come with resumes in a line and likes the haul in of evil (with the exception of the guys who made some of the most insanity inducing songs known to pony). but than the last two come in and pass and he hardly looks up during that. but than they show up for callbacks, and hilarity may insue when he sees Mirror images of to ponies that would pretty much kill them given the chance.

May be extended to a two chapter story or get a sequel depending on what i've got planned after Oogie's Return and Much More.

May not be my best work but leave constructive criticism after reading it if you want.

Teen for Kul'as killing a guy and a character making Kul'as fell scaroused.

Published 2014-12-27 05:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-27 05:10:01 UTC

You look Familiar...

Deep within the depths of the Everfree forest, black smoke began materialize. It then solidified and parts of it took physical form. the smoke vanished and now only small bits remained, in it's place was a large demon. He had four arms with clawed hands, two large bat wings unfurled behind him, a large spiked tail, and a crocodilian snout with two purple eyes. His eyes glowed and a ball of iron the size of his head bursted from the dirt. His eyes glowed again as the ball fell apart like it was carved out, taking the shape of a helmet with two spiked horns than it over his head snug as a bug in a rug. Kul'as sighed. "still wish it was the original thing."

Kul'as walked through the woods until he found the place he was looking for: the castle of the Royal Sisters. He looked into the chasm and saw the bane of his old body. He snorted something in his nose and spat out a loogie towards the tree. "that was for my old body."

Kul'as walked forward and into the castle until he found himself in the main hall and sat at the desk set up in the middle of it. He looked around that let out a screech like a whale to see if others heard it and came. he was right as several creatures of all shapes and sizes coming out looking like they would kill something...and they lined up single file in front of Kul'as' desk. Kul'as closed the folder he was reading and looked at the large purple metal giant into front of him. "so for several centuries you worked for a guy by the name of Megatron Mr... Starscream was it?"

"You are correct wise one. Eventually i betrayed him because he proved to weak a leader all though that did come to bite me back. But i will remain loyal to you forever."

"Well... i do need a guy that'll keep me on my toes. But i have Tirek for that for after i teach him his lesson. But you are a flier. Buuuuuut..." Kul'as shot a rocket at Starscream sending him flying and crashing through the roof and into an inter-dimensional rift that vanished. "You sound like Spongebob who i hate more that anything. NEXT!" The next one that came up was a tall biped with a skull for a head and a hood.

"Skeletor. my specialty is in the dark arts. i can bring the dead to life!" Skeletor than let out what Kul'as thought was a very bad attempt at an evil laugh.

"okay, one, that was the lamest evil laugh I even heard, and two, i'm back from the dead and invented dark magic, so i'm gonna hafta ask you to leave. if i need i guy like you i'll give ya a call." Skeletor hung his head down in shame and walked out, dragging his feet a little. the next guy that came up was a grey unicorn with a curved red horn. Before he could speak Kul'as stopped him.

"Not a snowball's chance in Tartarus Sombra, you suck even for Trixie's standards, just walk away now while you still have some dignity."

The next guys were pretty much Wirewolves so Kul'as listened and told the majority that they would most likely expect callbacks. Kul'as was reading through the files when the sounding of trotting was heard and two files were put on the desk. Kul'as did not look up but still heard the noise. "Yes?"

"is there still room for application?"

"actually i think i'm almost full. how many of them are you?"

"Just me and my sister."

"hmmm, you're just in luck i have two slots left."

"Thank you." the person walked away and Kul'as than looked at the files. the eldest sibling looked very good and Kul'as knew after a few pages this one is going in. Than he looked at the sister mentioned finding a similar case, than found a series of digits and the words 'call me' written in someone's blood with a heart around it. Kul'as wings shuddered a little. "Lady must know my turn ons."

Kul'as began to march looking at his new Wirewolf armies. some of them shaking with either anticipated or terrified. "You Wirewolves are unique. Because you have been chosen you serve Evil Incarnate himself. But before you can even prove your worth, you must answer this question..." he looked at the Wirewolves that stood in suspense. "who helped in Let It Go from Frozen? if you did, than you must step in front of this rectangular hole." Kul'as said the last part pointing at the hole in the ground in front of him. a Wirewolf walked up confidently and stood in front of the hole.

"Not to brag but i actually wrote the whole thing. lyrics, picked the voice actor-" he was interrupted as Kul'as blasted a shotgun slug into his chest killing the guy instantly and sending him flying into the hole. Kul'as blew on the barrel than looked to the others.

"Anyone else work on something like he did?"

A wirewolf raised his claw in regret. "Does Zero to Hero count?"

"Just for that i spare you the pain of death." Kul'as' eyes glowed as the pile of dirt next to the hole floated and dropped into the hole. "now than if you would go into the castle. i still have to finalize my decision on who stays."

All the Wirewolves left, which left Kul'as looking at two ponies but it left a shock on his face on who they were. the one on the right looked like the Sun Princess but with a type of purple cape, purple boots with gold trimmings at the top, mane much darker tone, and a devil horn shaped crown with a sort of look of boredom on her face. The other one looked just like the Moon Princess with Red Boots, a red bat-shaped necklace, and a red bat-shaped tiara tying up her mane. Kul'as didn't know what he was looking at so he was blunt with it. "Celestia, Luna? how did you guys even know i was alive? and let it go, i killed your mom, leave me alone already."

Celestia and Luna looked at each other and shared a chuckle. Luna than looked to Kul'as. "actually that's funny. we're actually from an alternate universe that sort of flips over the balance like a mirror, so the changeling queen is good, you get the idea with us."

Kul'as grinned and was blunt with his next part. "Than i shall now dub you, Mirrorluna and your sister Mirrorlestia."

Mirrorlestia rolled her eyes and looked to Kul'as. "You've read our resumes right?"

"yes and i must say they look very good. You remind me similar of Shockwave based on some of the qualities and pros you put in yours. Mirrorluna however..."

Mirrorluna walked up to Kul'as. "Those reason were added as i've had a thing for demon like you." Mirrorluna raised her right hoof and stroked it down his chest a small look of lust on her face. "but your actions, your kinks in your cog. Your... Chris Latta as they've said." Kul'as' wing unfurled as his checks went rose a little.

"Luna do not flirt with my boss."

"Don't you mean her boss. You both got the job. as did the right half of the guys that left. the other side has to skate."

"why thank you. I will see if my my bragging techniques are still the way they are."

Mirrorluna joined her sister who began to walk to the castle but then stopped behind Kul'as' back putting her front hooves on his shoulders and whispered into his ear. "I hope we get a chance at personal...investigation." she than licked his neck with her tongue, which was forked like a snakes but still thick like a mammals, causing Kul'as to shudder a little scaroused as she walked away.

Kul'as than whistled and a large snake slithered out of the bushes and towards Kul'as. It was a large Wart Snake with the frill of a cobra that was also has a few spikes on it, the tail at the end like a claw, it's pigment was the same color of Kul'as' skin, and it's eyes the spitting image of Kul'as'. Kul'as rubbed the snakes head, causing it to wag it's tail in delight. "You like her Buddy?" the snake sat out a bit of venom in delight. "Good." Kul'as got up and walked to the castle, thinking how in the form of a singing villain, he'll have a comeback way bigger than Tirek's. "C'mon Chris Latta, let's show you to the guys so the guys don't freak out when you do the thing."
Chris Latta obliged and slithered off to meet up with his master and meet his master's new soldiers.