H.I.S.H.E.: A Canterlot Wedding
"Stooooooooooooooooop!" Twilight Sparkle yelled, bursting into the royal wedding.
"Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive over her brother? I mean... why does she have to ruin my special day?" Cadence whined.
"Because it's not your special day- it's mine!" The same voice yelled.
Everypony gasped as a dirty, rough looking Cadence appeared behind Twilight Sparkle.
"She's a Changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!" Cadence continued.
At once, the impostor was covered in lime green fire. The purple wings that once belonged to who looked like Cadence transformed into bug-like wings. The pink fur turned solid midnight black, and near the ends of her hooves holes were embedded through. Her distorted black horn matched her slimy turquoise hair, and her bright green eyes shone through the room like flashlights.
"Right you are, princess!" The Changeling laughed.
"And as Queen of the Changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects." The insect-like alicorn said, now walking down the stairs in the castle towards Cadence.
"Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered, and my fellow Changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of! " She added.
"They'll never get the chance!" Cadence argued, "Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!"
The queen snickered. "Oh, I doubt that."
"Isn't that right, dear?" The queen said, turning around to face Shining Armor. The possessed pony obeyed the commands by nodding his head.
Cadence began running through the room towards Shining, but the queen stopped her. "You don't want to go back to the caves now, do you?" She threatened. Her horn began to glow with bright green magic as Cadence stepped back.
"Ever since I took your place I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker, so does his spell. Even now my minions are chipping away at it! He may not be my husband, bu he is under my total control now and we will take over Canterlot, and then-"
"Hey!" A small filly from the crowd yelled.
The room went silent. "Who said that?" The queen demanded.
"I did!" A small, pink earth pony said, standing up out of her chair.
"Diamond! What are you doing?" A brown stallion sitting next to her asked.
"Shut up, Daddy. Lemme handle this." The pony replied.
"What do you think gives you the right to invade their wedding like this?" She said loudly.
"What did you say?" The queen's tone was sounding annoyed.
"No, really, why would somepony like you want to do this? I mean, what would a cutiemark of an impostor look like?" Diamond Tiara asked.
"What are you talking about?" The queen snapped.
"You're an impostor, right?" Her high voice rang.
"Well, uh, yes. In a way. But that's irrelevant. I am Queen Chrysalis, and I am taking over Equestria!" The Alicorn snickered.
"Excuse you queenie, but isn't this whole event you're putting on a little bit, um, immature?"
"Immature?! What would that have to do with anything?"
"Well, for one, this whole impostor thing is just stupid. And for starters, you do know that all mature ponies also have something else. Something all ponies have."
"Like what? I have wings, a horn, two eyes, magic, four legs, a mane, a tail, a jacket-"
"You also have... a blank flank!" Diamond Tiara snickered.
"A blank flank?" Queen Chrysalis said.
"You have no cutiemark! Duh!" The little pony said.
"And how does that mean that I'm not mature?"
"Because foals are blank flanks! And foals are immature! Ha!" The earth pony continued to taunt.
"Stop this stupidness at once! Idiot!"
"I-i-idiot?! Is that how you insult me? Well that's immature, too! You're an imbecile!" Diamond Tiara laughed.
"Well then, you're a dunce!"
"You really don't know how to name-call, do you?" Diamond Tiara sighed.
"Stop it! You are driving me insane with all this foolishness!" The queen screamed.
"Now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self I can protect my subjects from you!" Celestia's voice yelled from behind her. She flew up into the air above the queen and her horn lit up bright yellow.
Queen Chrysalis fought back with her green magic, and at once a fight began between the two powerful alicorns.
"No!" Queen Chrysalis yelled, seeing that Princess Celestia was defeating her. With all her might, she pushed as hard as she could. She was determined to win.
The evil magic was not even a yard away from Celestia. It was rising quickly. The queen broke out in laughter at the sight of what she had done.
"Blank flank!" Diamond Tiara yelled.
The distracted queen looked over at the pink pony. As her magic became weaker, her princess opponent became stronger. Realizing how she was allowing Celestia to defeat her, she turned back around and revealed more magic.
"Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank!" Diamond Tiara annoyingly mocked in a chant.
Chrysalis couldn't take any more. Turning her head, she screamed from stress, "SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! GO AWAY!"
"Make me!" Diamond Tiara yelled back in response.
Twilight Sparkle stood right by Princess Cadence as they observed this one in a lifetime experience.
The queen knew that she was being defeated, so she forced more magic. The luminescent turquoise magic climbed onto Celestia's horn.
The room gasped as their leader was becoming defeated.
"Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank! Blank flank!" Diamond Tiara mocked even louder.
Chrysalis spun her head around. Before she could do anything, Celestia's magic bolted onto the Changeling alicorn and tightly wrapped around her.
"No! Noooooooooooooo!" The queen yelled.
At once, Celestia teleported her and her army back to where they came from. Cadence saved Shining Armor from the evil queen's spell, and everypony lived happily ever after. Until the Season 3 premiere, that is.
