the Derpy story

by mlpstories

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 516

:derpyderp2:the derpy story that tells of my derpy………………..or something like that:derpyderp1::derpytongue2:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-29 01:35:54 UTC

well,i dont have a good name for it

                         (*SMACK*)WAKE UP!!!screamed Derpy  at her husband,who had just fainted."Och!What the hay?Derpy!""Sorry,but you fainted when she said that i'm gonna have a baby!"(here,he almost lost his oats in the proses of vomiting:pinkiesick:)"I.Just.Can't.Belive.It."he replied after he got his stomach back in order.

                       "Honey,I just realised that i don't know the first thing about taking care of a foal!""Derpy,honestly,relax,I will,along with Twilight will teach you all you need to know!""ok"

                   "Derpy,Dr.,come in!How are you two?""Good,but Derpy here,has problem.When we went to her Dr.'s appointment,we found out that she's pregnant and,um,we need somepony to explain this to her."(*:twilightoops:*)"um,ok."(My freinds,i will keep this short and simple,after"the talk"Derpy was scarred for life.And then was the delivery and care,not as bad,however,Twi had not gone into full detail in describing the birth part of all this.)

"A foal shower!That's what we need!""Um,Dr.,I think that you just give foals baths""No,I mean a foal shower,a party that ponies come to and a few get you some supplies for the foal.We really don't have the money to buy all that stuff.""Alright,anything to save a few bits i guess.Oh,and speaking of bits,i'v got to get to work,and i'll invite Rainbowdash!""And one more thing.You'll have to temporatily quit work soon,no heavy lifting,or cloud bucking.""But-""But nothing""alright"

IN THE BEGINING

:derpyderp1:"La la la la la la!i'm derpy hooves and i'm playing with a calculator!"sang th grey pony obnoctiously.It was just then when he entered the library."Um,hi,uh,it's Ditzy,right?""Hi,and no it's a library,i'm Derpy,by the way!""Oh,hi,Derpy.I'm Dr.whoves.""Ok,hi."

              Um,this is to painful,lets skip ahead about three months.

              "Oh my sweet love muffin!" called Dr.whoves.Derpy flew out of her house,practically running him over."sorry,oh hi my little sweet-snout!"she said adoringly to her colt freind.The Dr. replied"I have a very important question to ask you,my dear."And with a flourish of his horn,he prodused a small box from his saddele bag.he got down on one hoof and asked"Derpy Hooves,would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"And,as we all know,she said yes.

"RAIRITYI"MGETTINGMARIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"skwaked a very happy Derpy in a very nasaly tone."Oh my Celestia Derpy!What are you talking about!?!""I am getting married!Will you be your wedding planer?""Why yes,of corse.

a sudden turn of events.............and health concurnes

                  "And do you,Derpy hooves,take this colt to be your lawfully wedded husband?""Yup!I do""You may kiss the bride!"(*KISS*)

                 "Hey,Derpy,when was the last time you saw a doctor?"Asked the Dr. the next day."Why today silly!""No,i mean a medical doctor.""um,a long time ago.""oh my,i'll get you an appointment!If you are behind on your vaccinations,well,i'd hate to see you sick!"

             "You have an appointment in a month at five.""ok"

            "Honey,its time to go to your doctor's appointment!""ok,coming!"

           "Derpy Whoves to see Nurse Redheart.""ok,please take a seat."

          "Well,Derpy,you are as healthy as a-well,a horse!I only have one thing to say, and that is that you are expecting!""Expecting who,or what?""A foal.":rainbowderp: "a-a-a-a f-f-foal!?!"(at this point the Dr. faints)*dun dun dun*:derpyderp2::derpyderp1::twilightoops::moustache:

shower

:derpytongue2:"Oh Celestia!Today is the day!""AHH!THE BABY!""No,idiot!The foal shower!""Oh."

                 (:fluttershysad::pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::raritywink::twilightsmile::moustache::eeyup::unsuresweetie::scootangel::applecry::applejackunsure::coolphoto::trixieshiftleft:)this was the guest list.

         After 5 strait hours,it was all over.They had all the nessesites for a foal.