How and Why? Season 2!

Ok, first of all. Updates! One: It's been half a year, I found out that Equestria has the same amount of days and months, just some of the names have corny horse puns. B: Nothing major has happened since the fucking gala, just the chaotic situations that either the CMC cause or by some other means, not worth mentioning. And I have been practicing my magics and abilities. And I improved, somewhat, just that I can run and fly as fast as the seed of light, I think. And that my magic has increased in power in general. What I mean in general is that, for example, if a pony lost a few limbs and died, I can heal and revive said pony. Yeah, i'm basically a god in training, just need to find out if i' immortal... I could be because i'm a robot, maybe? I have to find a way to find out. Anyway, six months of fucking nothing happening and something pops up. As we were told be Tia; 'An old enemy has broke out of his prison, and he threatens to send Equestria into eternal chaos.' And I was all like, 'Discord the god of chaos has broken free from his stone prison and is free and is already causing more chaos than there should be and the elements need to stop them. And maybe you want me as a last resort.' And Tia was all like, 'I don't know how you know that, but yes, what he said is true.' And now here we are, after we find out where the elements are, the fucking maze, standing in front of it, Skittles found out we can't cheat and fly over it.

"You girls realize what happens if you enter right?"

"Yeah, and? I'm not gonna let some joker trick me!" The girls nod in unison. I sigh.

"Ooookay, good luck girls. You're going to need it." With that we enter the maze. When we're far enough hedge walls separate as. "It's part of his plan!"

"OKAY!" We then venture into the trap maze...

"I wonder if the god of chaos has anything in store for me." Just then I hear the infamous cackle of John De Lancie.

"Well well well, what do we have here?"

"A robot alien that's from another world or universe that can kick your ass if you try anything."

"Well it looks like somepony, or someone, woke up on the wrong side of the bed today."

"Nah, just being blunt. And what i'm wondering why you decided to show yourself to me instead of playing some trick on me."

"Ah, straight to the point I see, I like that. Well as for why i'm here, you're actually the last one in this maze." I deadpan.

"I feel so loved." He chuckles.

"And also quite the satirist! I like you my boy!"

"Good to know."

"Would you like to be friends my dear boy? I'll even give some of my magic."

"YES!" He smirks. "Just shoot me already." He raises brow. "*sigh* Please?" He grins.

"Thank you." He points a finger talon at me and shoots his chaotic magic at me. And WOW it looks awesome, spastic multicolored magic coming at me, it hits me and I absorb it. When I absorb I felt amazing, seriously, it felt like I was on cocaine, colors where enhanced, my senses were on overdrive. Even my movements seemed faster. I then felt a little buzz in the back of my metallic head, but it passes quickly. "How about you go out and cause some chaos." He waves a paw dismissively.

"And why the fuck would I do that?" He looks at me surprised.

"How are you not under my control?" I scowl.

"Probably due to me being a fucking machine and not a ling thing."

"Wait... You're a robot!?"

"Watch." I reach up and pull off my face. I let him gape at my face before I put it back on. "Yep, i'm a fucking robot. Didn't you pay attention to what I was saying?"

"How are you possible!?"

"I'm taking that as a no..." He freaks and shoots more chaotic magic at me. And I just stand there, absorbing it. Aaaand i'm ten feet tall now. And Discord's looking a little weak.

"Aww... Is widdle Dissy tired?"

"Shut... up... fool..."

"The fool right now is you Discord, to think we could of bee friends." I point my hand into the air , convert some of my chaos magic into pure energy, and blast the energy into the cosmos. Making Dissy gape again. "Now i'm able to use chaos magic! Thanks!" I blink away before he can do anything, not like he could because he looked weak. I blink to Twi's home to see if she is already Discorded. "Hey Twi! You alright!?" She comes down the sitars, and she still has her color.

"What?"

"Oh good, you haven't been affected yet. I need to tell you something."

"What is it?"

"No matter what, no matter what thoughts enters your head, I will always be by your side, no, matter, WHAT."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You'll realize soon enough. Anyway, have you found the elements yet?" Twi shakes her head. "Oh... Well, just know that I have all my faith in you." A warm smile appears on her face, her ears fold back and she blushes

"Thank you." I smile and nod.

"And now, I wait." I blink to my home and play Robocraft for the next few hours.

--------->>>>Four hours later<<<<---------

After four hours of prime internet time, I decided to check up on Twi. Aaaand Discord just teleported cackling away. And I see Twi all grey.

"Hey Twi what's up?" She just canters by me. *AW HELL NAW!!* I blink inside the library.

"Hey Spike, has Tia sent the reports yet?"

"Hey Streak. And what do you mean by-" He burps up a letter. "Oh, I guess she is already if that's what you mean." I smirk.

"Good." Just then Twi canters in the room we were in. I take the friendship report and shove it into Twi's face.

"What's this?"

"Just read it and remember what I told you earlier today." The next ten are spent with Twi reading each scroll that Tia sent and with each one Twi reads she gets some color back. After the ten minutes there's a little mountain of scrolls, and Spike has a belly ache. But my magic made him feel better. "You realize what Discord was doing to you guys now?"

"Yes! He's just distracting us!" I nod approvingly.

"So how about we get are friends back? And do you have the memory spell?" She nods.

"Yeah! Lets go!" Spike groans. "You can stay here Spike." I guess my magic can only go so far for dragons. Anyway, Twi and me run off to get our friends back...

"First: Applejack." I say as we enter the front gate to Sweet Apple Acres. When we get close to her house I spy Mac digging around like a dog. When he sees us I spawn a bone and through it in some random direction, and he runs off to go get it. "That should do it." We continue on and find Aj sitting with Granny dancing for no reason. "Yo Aj! What's up?" She looks at us and scowls.

"Where were you two when I was fighting Discord?"

"One: You didn't fight Discord. B: You're lying. And lastly: We're here to remind you why we're here." I grab her using my stretchy powers. She struggles to get free

"Hay! Let me go!" I shake my head.

"Go for it Twi!" She nods affirmatively.

"Ok!" She says determined. Her horns glows brightly and touches it to Aj's forehead. A few seconds and Aj get her color back.

"Whoa, what happened? I had the strangest dream."

"You'll see what happened, and it wasn't a dream, next is Fluttershy." I blink us over to Fluttershy's place. We burst in, me and Aj grab and hold down Flutters.

"Let. Me. GO!!" She struggles but we don't let go. Twi approaches, horn glowing, and touches horn to forehead. After a few seconds Fluttershy get her color back. She's dazed A little but she quickly recovers. "Oh my goodness! What happened? I had a scary dream!"

"Never mind that Fluttershy. Streak? To Rarity's!" I nod and blink us to Rarity's. We burst inside and she's polishing Tom. She sees us and growls.

"Get away from him! HE'S MINE!" I tackle her and hold her down, and out an enchanted ring on her horn so she can't use her magic to retaliate. Twi canters up while I held Rares still. Rares puts up a mean struggle, but nothing I can't handle, she sure is slippery though... Twi touches horn to horn before she can slip away. Rarity gets her color back looks at us then the rock, next thing she pushes it out a side door.

"Let us NEVER speak of this again."

"No promises." Me and Aj say at the same time. We look at each other and smirk. Rares looks at us unamused. I then Blink us to Skittle's place. Flutters flies up to the mansion and looks into a window.

"She's not here."

"Then where is she?" I cough and point to a random cloud. Said cloud has a grey scale rainbow tail sticking out of it.

"Shh." They nod together. I look up at the cloud, extend my arms, and blink. I appear o in front of Skittles. In a millisecond I grab her and give her a bear hug, with her facing away from me. I have her wings pinned against my body. And WOW she put up a good struggle, she almost slipped out of my hold when I landed.

"Let me go! LEMEGO!" She snorts with every breath, Twi sees that i'm having a hard time keeping her in my grasp. Ponies are fucking slippery. She quickly lit up her horn and touched it to Skittle's forehead. A few seconds and the color returns to her coat, mane and tail.

"Ugh... What happened. I think I had a weird dream."

"It wasn't a dream, and you were tricked by Discord, like the other girls, into abandoning your friends. Same with all of you girls. But there's no time for recollection! We have a draconequus to defeat!" They cheer and I first change to my normal pony form in a burst of red flames, and blink us to where town hall would be, but it's floating upside down in the air, and in its place is Discord and his, 'throne'. *I hope this form throws him off...* When he sees us he slowly claps.

"Chaos is so much fun!"

"Not when you have friendship!" Twi shouts. He looks to us.

"Well done my little ponies! The gang's back together again!" He says mockingly, and claps slowly. He looks at me. "And who are you?" I wink and my eyes flash red. His face face grows confused. I roll my eyes and i'm engulfed in red flames. Leaving some smoke coming from my body.

"YOU!"

"What? Did ya miss me?" He scowls.

"Far from it. Although you surprised me with that changing form thing. And that gives me an idea." His fingers snap and i'm turned into a pile of bits. Save for my eyes and mouth. "There! that's better!" The anger flowing through me can be felt by the mane six. And I think my body started to glow red, my eyes glowed red though.

"I, am the LAST person you want to anger Discord." He raises a brow at me. The pile of bits that make me up shake, and slowly rises. It then glows a bright white, and then a bright flash and i'm back to my platinum, shiny, self. Dissy's eye widen in surprise.

"You're a remarkable young lad, you know that? A shame that we couldn't be friends."

"At this point I could REALLY care less. Right now you should look to your right."

"And why is that?" I point to my left.

"Because 'the elements' are about to turn yo to stone again." His eyes go wide again as he looks in the other direction. The girls have already assumed their positions. And Twi's eyes are already glowing white, the the famous rainbow magic emerged from behind the mane six, and aimed itself at Discord. Said chimera, raised a talon and was about to snap. But I blink and grab both of his hands before he can do anything. The rainbow hits us.

"Fool! You'll be turned to stone too!" I smirk.

"My abilities of absorption far surpass that of Teirek Dissy, see ya in a few years." As we're bombarded in the rainbow magic, Discord's body turns to stone. Starting at the hoof slash claw, he scratches at the stone climbing his body, but to no avail. The next thing is his head, which is left in eternal pure shock. "I'm actually surprised that I didn't turn to stone, but then, it wasn't directed at me either, that was a great meal though." I say as I look at myself. I've gained at let seven or ten feet. I raise my hand to release all the excess magic. But I get an idea. "I'll be right back." I open a portal and walk in, a portal to earth. I don't think i'll stop coming back, even though I swore to never come back. But no matter, i'm having too much fun with these new powers here. Anyway, I focus and turn some of the magic I absorbed into pure energy, and I then put my hands together, I part them to reveal the expanding ball of white energy. I let it expand until i'm back to my normal size. The ball of energy is the size of a mini sun, the size of Tia's sun if not a little bigger. When i'm back to normal size I send the ball of pure energy to the sun. Much to the distress of the citizens on earth. It'll either fuel the sun and make last a little longer, or make the sun go supernova. Leaning towards fuel, I kinda have plans for earth. Anyway, I open a portal and walk back to Equis.

"Hey girls, anything happen while I was gone?" Skittles decided to answer

"Other than Equestria going back to normal and we got crowned the saviors of Equestria, nothing much."

"Cool. Well, see ya later I guess!" I blink back to my home and practice more on my abilities and magic. I found out that I have dimensional doors in the MC inventory! That's gonna be fun to practice shit there. And to do as much as I can to nit think about how crazy Twi's gonna get when she can't do a friendship report tomorrow. I'm actually looking forward to this one, because Twi, along with the entire town, goes crazy. Twi for the friendship report, and the town going after Twi's doll... Oh fuck, I better not fall under that stupid 'Want it, need it' spell. I'm going to be FUCKING mad if the spell takes me.