As you can tell, I had a spectacular time fucking with the guards in Canterlot. I kept up the Charade where I grew up with fucking minotaurs, fucking hilarious! And apparently the mare who still remains nameless spread word around of my past. As everypony started walking up to me confirm the rumor. Some stallions still decided to challenge me, right on the spot! I guess they didn't see what happened earlier. At least those who did didn't ruin the fun, by telling to poor bastards of my immense strength. And every time one of them challenged me, it pretty went like the first time; I let the bastard hit me first, I was hit in the forehead, cheek, jaw, even right in the eye. But each punch was meet with the loud clang of hoof hitting metal. The recoil would send the stallion back a few steps. I would walk up to them while they held their hoof in pain, sit on my haunches, and punch them back. Each punch with varying levels of strength. I sometimes punched back hard enough to send them flying . There were even a few cases where I broke the guy’s jaw, skull, and even knocked out a few teeth. All three if I punched him in the right place. I think it only took twelve of them challenging me to make them stop. After each display of strength, the guards stopped walking up to me to challenge me, now they just praise me. Not exactly what I wanted, at least they’re still kinda terrified of me. Well… the other newbies mostly. Anyway, I would've spent the rest of the day doing whatever the fuck I intend to do. But I was called to the captains quarters for some reason. I know it’s shining, but what confuses me is, ‘Why the fuck is he requesting I go to his office?’. But I’m going there either way, so I guess I’ll just see what happens...

I got to his office, which was conveniently place at the other end of the fucking wing. You probably know how big the castle itself is. So imagine how fucking big this place is. Also take into consideration that this place has more than one story. I would’ve gotten lost if it weren’t for other guards and maids to give some directions. I surprisingly made it without another incident. Shining’s office was just down the hall at this point, a very dull looking hall compared to the rest of the building, I’m getting off track… I walk to his office and knock on the door.

“EnTER!” I hear from the other side. It sounded like an order so I walk in like how he expect for a guard. With him being the captain of the guard, and shit. I stop right in front of his desk and salute. In my vision it looks like an average small office. Book shelves filled to the brim with books, stacks papers, and folders. Scratch average looking, more like a little messy, filing cabinets four drawers high, papers in unicornian.

“No wonder why Twi doesn’t get any letters from him...”

“At ease soldier.” I put my hoof down. “Do you know why you’ve been called to my office?” His tone is a mix of firmness and casualty. I didn’t know how to answer him, so I answered like an american soldier to a sargent.

“Sir! For disturbing the peace! Sir!” I give him my best, ‘No fucking around’, face.

“Close. And you don’t need to pretend in when nopony else is around. Golden Streak”

*How the fuck..? Who the fuck told him..? CELESTIA!!!* “Who told you?” I lose my illusion in a bout of red flames.

“Cadence told me. And let me tell ya, you put up a rep for yourself.”

“Meh… Just thought I could mess with some of your guards. And Tia probably told Cadence, or it could’ve been Luna.”

“You should’ve told me! I could’ve been there!”

“It’s not too late. I think there are still some ponies who want to challenge me.” Just then an idea pops into my head. “Hey, I just got idea.” He raises a brow. “What’s the highest rank available right now?” When I ask my question he grins widely. I grin with him.

“First Lieutenant. We have been lacking in high-rank soldiers. And I think You fit the script.”

“Great minds think alike. Lets have some,” I’m interrupted by red fire. The fire dissipates and leaves me as the same guard from before.

“Fun.” We both cackle maniacally at the events unfolding…

--------->>>>In some fucking concert room<<<<---------

Shining said that he called a gathering in this room, said room looks like a chamber to hold concerts. Just big enough to hold every single soldier within the royal guard. At one wall stands a stage, partly built into the wall. Probably to add more space, the stage has the basic stuff that come with a concert stage; red curtains, a single microphone with a pedestal in the middle, wire running from the mic to big fucking speakers mounted on the ceiling. Don’t ask me how they invented speakers and microphones. Just don’t, anyway, Me and Shining were backstage. I could hear all the murmuring from the ponies gathered outside. Shining pokes his head out, and draws back in.

“You ready Streak?”

“Born ready Shining. Lets do it. Before I forget. My name is Midnight Javelin.”

“Ok. If only my soldiers had that much confidence.” He mutters that last part to himself. I think he was trying to say that quietly enough for me not to here. But y’know, super sensitive hearing and shit. Shining walks out on to the stage, silencing everypony when he gets to the podium, some were still talking to each other. “QUIIEET!!” Everypony practically snaps to attention. “Good. Now, you have all been called here for a promotion ceremony. And today I’m promoting somepony, to First Lieutenant!” More fucking murmuring from the crowd. I look around, from behind the curtain, from the side behind it- oh you know what the fuck I mean! Anyway… as I surveyed the crowd. I noticed that there some mares in the crowd. Looking like the female equivalent to the standard guard. White coat with blue mane and eyes. I then spot the same mare from before. Just as she looks directly at me. We make eye contact and her jaw drops. Literally. That shouldn't be physically fucking possible. Like at all, fucking pony magic. The mare tries to get others attention, but I move to another spot before anypony else saw me."Alright! Come here for you promotion! Midnight Javelin!" I walk out and everypony gasps. I keep my composure and keep staring at Shining. He's trying really fucking hard to keep a straight face. "You really know how to act." He whispers.

"Thanks. When's the reveal?"

"Right now, Midnight Javelin! You earned First Lieutenant for showing you strength, intelligence, and tactical thinking. You have told me of your past, what you have done, and why you joined the royal guard. And it is my personal judgment that you will be a valuable asset for possible wars. So it is with great honor that I bestow upon you the official markings!" A pony from the other side of the stage. Carrying a wooden box in his magic aura, it's outlined with gold with strange markings on each side. One side of the box is colored to represent Tia, embroidered with her cutie mark. The other half colored to resembled Luna, her cutie mark etched on the top of the box, next to Tia's. The pony stops in front of Shining, takes it in his magic and levitates it front of him. He opens the box to reveal a fake medal. Looks like the medal of honor american Soldiers get, the color being half white, half blue. The white side having Tia's cutie mark. Same applies for Luna's side. Shining lifts the medal and wraps the color around y neck, he then turns back to the crowd. So do I, everypony's silent. Wide eyes and open mouths all around. At this point I'm trying my absolute hardest to not burst out to maniacal laughter. I can see Shining trying he best to. "Do you have any words to say?" His voice is on the brink of causality and absolute laugh-out-loud.

"I only have a few words. You all fucking fell for it!" Me and Shining burst out to pathological laughter. I couldn't tell if anypony else was laughing with us, I didn't care at the moment. I was literally laughing my head off. I lost my disguise when I started laughing, after falling over to my side. Instinctively clutching my stomach, it would've been hurting like a motherfucker is I was human. I don't know how long me and Shining laughed, but the laughter eventually died down a little and we got back up. When I get back up I look for and spot the mare from before.

"PRINCE GOLDEN STREAK!?"

"Eeyup."

"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?" Her voice is a mix of confusion and surprise. "YOU FUCKING SON-OF-BITCH!!" She jumps from her seat and makes a beeline to me. Every other guard moving out of her way. She jumps up on the stage, not losing speed. She then pounces me, and she would've knocked me to the ground. Instead everything went slow motion as I watched her face meet mine. Her muzzle mushing on my cheek, her body folds up to where her hind legs touch the back of her head. The pony equivalent of a human scorpion. On my face, that sounded weird. Meh... take that however you want to. The recoil caused her to bounce off a me. Sending her flopping on the floor in front of me. Sending me through another bout of laughter. Which quickly dies as she gets up. "You FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

"Hey! Language!" I get closer. "And it was a fucking joke, as if you cared about all that bullshit I told you earlier."

"I- you- Ugh... you'r right."

"You don't-! Wait, you really didn't?" She nods. "Huh... Hardass..."

"What?"

"Nothing, how about I walk out of hear, and you can go back to your life?" She puts a hoof to her chin.

"That sound just fine. See ya!" She runs off without another word.

"Who was that? Your special somepony?"

"You know that I don't have a special somepony!" I laugh out.

"You don't?" I stop all movement and look straight at him.

"Yeah, I don't, and Twi already knows so don't go telling her that I need a special somepony. They already tried and failed." A smile breaks out of my face. "See ya!" I teleport back to my home before anything else happened. I'm greeted by a loud screech and a small impact at the side of my head. "Yup. I missed ya too Echo." I don't think I can ever get tired of that, at all. I've been leaving her here instead of Pink's for a while. She showed me the other day the she can take care of herself. I went along and agreed to leave her hear when I go do stuff where I can't take her. But that's not the reason why I leave her with Pinks, I put her in Pink's care so she won't be lonely. I don't have any other pet so she can't play with other animals here. But, if that what she wants, then she'll get it. Anyway. Me and Echo were interrupted by distant shouting. It sounds really muffled, it's coming from the surface. A sudden sense of dread fills my being, making me shiver involuntary. "I dread what's going on out there." I look he Echo, who already settled on my shoulder. "I don;t want to do it, but I think I don't have any other choice." I walk out of my room, down the hall, teleport using the command block. And stand in front of the door separating me from whoever's shouting out side. I brace myself, grab the door handle, slowly turn it. And swing the door open...

Ponies are trying to come into my entrance shack. Some wearing fedoras, others holding old-fashioned cameras, giant lights flashing every where. Echo had to crouch behind my head to shield herself from the bright lights. I just stand there, watching as a sea of ponies clamber over each other to get a good shot of me. They're all shouting random things, I can't tell what each individual is saying, too many ponies yelling over each other. I continue to stand there, mesmerized by the sight.

*Can't... form... words...*

"Prince Golden Streak! Is it true that you're dating Princess Luna?"

"Prince Golden Streak! Are you taking frequent trips to another world?"

"Mr Streak! Are you in any intimate relationship with the royal family?" Mares and stallions try to get answers out of me. My computer-like brain goes to hyper drive.

"No answer!" I teleport me and Echo behind the crowd and run in the other direction.

"There he goes!"

"GET HIM!!" I can feel the ground trembling from the crowd of ponies giving chase. I can see Echo on my shoulder, clinging for dear life.

"Echo! Pinks!" She looks to me, and nods with a serious face. She flares her wings and flies off to go alert Pinks of my current predicament. I continue to run from the mob of news ponies. I run through town square, the park, the market place, even tried to lose them in Sweet Apple Acres. But I couldn't fucking lose them! I know that I can eventually tire them out. But I don't think that'll happen anytime soon... I spot Sugarcube Corner. *YES!!* I make a mad dash and burst through the doors. Closing them as soon as I enter. The mob slams into the glass doors. I hold the doors and windows within my magic. Making them strong enough to hold the crowd back, before they break the windows. They bend inwards as the mob tries their hardest to break in. But I hold my ground.

"Streaky!"

"Hey Pinks."

"Echy told me everything!"

"Good, do you have any idea why this is happening?"

"I think it might have something to do with the Free Foal Press." At those words my whole body freezes. My eyes go red as body turns to a dull grey color. The reporters see this and back up, I release the doors and windows from my magic aura. Which turned a dark black color before it dissipated. I slowly walk outside, everypony cowering from me.

"Can I have a news paper?" I ask them, predictably they don't answer, one brave soul gave me one, I pick it up in my black-colored magic. I read the column about me, I muter to myself as I read it. *Prince Golden Streak; A hero of Equestria. Or evil monster?* There's a pic of me looming over some foals. *Prince Golden Streak has been tricking us this whole time. Prince Golden Streak as actually an alien bent on taking over Equestria! It's only a matter of time until he makes his move. Everypony beware! Avoid 'Prince Golden Streak' at all times!* My body's practically shakes with all the rage flowing through my being. I drop the paper as I run off to go find this 'Gabby Gupms'. This mystery pony's name popped up at the bottom as the author.

--------->>>>At the only school house in town<<<<---------

"WHERE THE FUCK IS GABBY!?" I found out myself where the headquarters is for this Free Foal Press. Turns out it was the basement under the school house. I enter the room and below out that last phrase, it's deserted in here. *Making this a game huh? Hehehe... This'll be fun.* I go out to look for the CMC. As I just remembered they were the one responsible for all of this...

I went around Ponyville, asking the mane six where they saw the CMC head off to, they're still oblivious as to who Gabby is. The lead ended up back to the school house, this time I heard noise from the basement. I land softly and walk quietly to the basement, as I peak in through the door leading to the basement, I hear the CMC leaving.

*Diamond probably just threaten them... perfect.* The clopping of tiny hooves get a little louder as the girls get closer to the door. I back up as it opens to reveal the girls, faces in pure shock of my presence.

"Streak? What are-"

"Get the hell out before I do something I'll regret, Gabby." Their eye go wide. Scoots look like she's about to say something, but seeing how I am at the moment forces her to shut up and walk out with the rest of the CMC. When they leave I face the door again, rear up my right leg, and kick the door open. The colt at the press stops it in shock, a few other foals stop what they were doing to look at me.

"Excuse me? Who, are, you?" I look to where that voice came from. Diamond Tiara, that little pink bitch, is sitting at a desk. Presumably the chief editor's desk. When we make eye contact her eyes shrink.

"Diamond Tiara, don't you recognize me?" I teleport right in front of her. "It's me, Prince Golden Streak. The humans life you tarnished with your, 'hot story', as you call it." She stays silent. "I just wanted to stop by and make a request."

"*sigh* What do you want?"

*She really is a fucking cunt...* "I just want you to stop making Applebloom, Scootaloo, write bogus articles."

"And what if I deny your request?" At that I give her my sinister grin. If she's scared she's not showing.

"I admire your foolish bravery, little foal. As for what I'm going to do..." I hold up both my hands, which thin out to resemble kitchen knives. I made them as sharp as a surgeon's scalpel. When I'm done I get closer to Diamond, Scraping my finger-knives across the table. Leaving deep cut marks. "I'll gut you like a fish if I see more of you 'articles' on the paper." I point a finger-knife right at her throat, by now she's terrified, trembling at my claws. "Do I make myself clear?" She weakly nods. "Good. I would hate it if I had to come back here. And of you try to hide from me, it's no use. If you you publish more putrid garbage on the paper, I will find you. And I will kill you." I straighten back up. "Bye!" I teleport out of there and to my home before any pics where taken. I was lucky Featherweight was still taking pics from around town. Echo's till with Pinks so I spend the rest of my day indoors. Wait for the next day to come.

Author's Note

More dark shit! YAAAAY! Comment if ya want. I could actually use some criticism. Unless you're doing it as a feeble attempt to make me stop writing. In that case get the fuck out of here and don't down vote this fic.