How and Why? Season 2!

It's barely been a week since the, 'Newspaper scandal', as I'm calling it. And everything's been sailing smoothly, except the little antics the CMC come up with. Yesterday they tried to get there 'Pirate' cutie marks. If it weren't for me they would've suffered the rapids in the Everfree... Anyway! Right now the cakes have apparently been baking a cake the whole time, and now they've asked me to help transport it to Canterlot, fucking random. The cake they baked’s a big motherfucker, just as tall as me, if not a little taller, I had to keep Echo from jumping right into it. And how could I decline to marvel at such a magnificent cake? So obviously I accepted the task. Right now we're all preparing to transport the cake.

"Thank you again Streak for doing this. You sure you can do this yourself?"Mr. Cake is still filled with doubt, I smirk.

“I’m pretty sure.” I take the big fucking cake in my magic and encase it in a magical shield. “I can assure you that as long as it’s under my protection. Nothing will happen to it.” I know it’s a white lie, but I need to let it all happen, the cake getting destroyed by the ninja-donkey. Anyway, with the cake floating my magic, I walk outside, the cake right behind me. I didn’t expect the whole fucking town to make a pathway to the train station. I’m not kidding, two lines of ponies, each starting from the entrance of the bakery. Fealt like I was escorting Tia and Luna. *Awesome. These ponies must be really proud of the Cake’s pastries...* Who wouldn’t be? They undoubtedly the best baked goods in all of Equestria! That’s my opinion anyway. “Wow, does this happen often?”

“Yeah! We have been the undefeated champions for five years now.”

“That’s impressive.”

“Thank you deary.” Dam, Mrs. Cake really is like that mother everyone loved. Or milf if you’re into that kinda thing. Moving on, I walk down the isle of ponies, making my way to the train station. With these ponies guiding me it doesn’t take long, it only took about twenty minutes to get there. While we’re walking along I stop The gang were at the train station a swell, they weren’t facing me so I decided to sneak up on them.

“When the hell did you all get here?” The only pony to not jump was Pinks. Pinkie sense and everything.

“Hi Streaky!”

“Celestia Dammit Streak! You really need to stop that!”

“Rainbow Dash! Language!” It’s so funny how I can cause this just by saying a simple phrase.

“Ah’m actually kinda gettin’ used to it.”

“I’m surprised Dash hasn’t yet.”

“Go b-” I put a hand to her mouth. Surprising her and the others. Dash looks at me angrily, but looks around and realizes all the foals around, and the scowling parents.

“Watch yourself.” I remove my hand from her muzzle.

“Hehe… Right...”

"Lets just get on with this before anything else happens." I quickly get in the train and walk down the cars. Asking the ponies who work on it where to put the cake. I find directions to the train car and walk there.

Hey Streak, You got a sec?

"Yeah? What's up?"

I'm ending this shit.

"The fuck you mean?"

Means you're done bye.

"What!? HEY! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!"

You're done, I took away all your powers. Good luck.
and like that, this story comes to an end.

A/N: I realized that this is another Mary sue story. The one thing I hate, I became. So now this story is at it's end, unless someone wants to take over. Just ask and you will have it. This will not be my last one though, I plan to make more, after I read more high quality stories. Lazy signing out.