The Trixieverse II: The Other Pony
Death Battle
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Now Trixie is strong enough to rule the universe! Ahahahaha!" The Great and Powerful Trixie boasted.
"With sanity so frail, there is no doubt you will fail." Zecora said.
"Oh Trixie doubts that." The Great and Powerful Trixie said. Then she put a spell on her amulet. "Now Trixie cannot take this amulet off! Even if she wanted to! Trixie should be taking her leave Trixie's two rats. Chao! Muahaha!" The Great and Powerful Trixie went outside and slammed the door behind her.
The Great and Powerful Trixie went into the center of the Everfree Forrest. No creature dared attack her. She then sat down and chanted some sort of ancient spell.
lingua
canentis
et magica:
i abiit in Tela
respicite ad verba
lingua
canentis
et magica:
i abiit in Tela
respicite ad verba!
"Now you obey Trixie! Step forth!" The Great and Powerful Trixie shouted. All of the trees of the Everfree stepped forth and marched like warriors ready to battle! "Good! Now the whole universe shall know the greatness of Queen Trixie! March!" Shouted The Great and Powerful Trixie. The trees picked up The Great and Powerful Trixie with their branches while she lay down, hooves behind her head as if to take a nap. Soon her warriors reached their designated target: Ponyville. "Oh Twilight Sparkle! How Trixie has dreamed of this moment. It looks like what they say is true. 'Hard work and determination always pays off in the end' and believe Trixie, she has done nothing but the two. So use your precious magic of friendship because it won't save you from my wrath. For this time I won't stick with easy peasy spells a filly could do. I will be using much more...lethal spells. Ha! I can see you now waking up from your sugar-coated dreams and entering your sugar-coated world. Won't you be suprised! Hahahaha!" The Great and Powerful Trixie squirmed with delight at the thought of her wrath.
"Now for the first time Twilight Sparkle, you will face death."
"Spike have you finished breakfast yet? I'm starving to death!" Twilight said peeking through her kitchen.
"In a minute Twi. A hay burger takes time and patience to-AGHH! Earthquake! Earthquake! Run for your lives!" Spike shouted.
"Don't be such a scardy-dragon Spike I'm sure it's just a minor one. I'll check if there is any damage done to the town." Twilight said as she flew down her new window. She had done some renovating to her castle ever since the battle with Tirek to make it more like her home. She had installed a telescope like the old one to check on the going-ons of the town. "What in the name of Equestria is that!!" Twilight said as she looked through the telescope and saw a band of tree warriors. "Rainbow Dash!! Go tell the townspeople that there is tree monsters heading towards the town!" Twilight said to Rainbow who was napping on a nearby cloud to wake her up.
"Uh uh oh! Will do Twi!" Raimbow said taking off. Twilight wondered what brought these tree monsters here. She wondered if she could reason with them. But then again, can you reason with tree monsters? Netherless she went to confront them. She flew down to the entrance of the Everfree to talk to the monsters as weird as it sounded.
"Um. Tree monsters! Why are you doing this?" Twilight asked.
"Halt!" shouted a voice from up above. Down came a light blue unicorn with her cape floating down as well. "Did you miss Trixie? Princess?"
"Trixie? I thought we made up! Why are you attacking Ponyville again?" asked Twilight.
"No more of your games Princess. Trixie and you both know she passed out when you and your friends chased her out of town! Left her to die! Not that she blames you. She did try to kill you and your friends. But now it's time to settle things." The Great and Powerful Trixie said.
"Ok a magic duel like before. Just as long as nopony gets hurt." Twilight sighed.
"Magic duel?" The Great and Powerful Trixie chuckled. "Haha! Who said anything about a magic duel? This will be more like a death battle!" Suddenly two ponies showed up out if the way of the two competitors. They quickly set up a booth and hung up a banner.
"Ever since the dawn of time ponies have been asking the question 'who would win in a fight?' Now we are here to settle this debate once and for all!" the pony behind the booth said.
"He's Uni and I'm SharpStick!" the other pony named SharpStick said.
"Now we will compare each combatants traits, armor, and skills to see who would win a-GAH!!!" Uni said as he was hit by a fire spell, courtesy of The Great and Powerful Trixie.
"You can just commentate. You can see who would win with your own eyes." The Great and Powerful Trixie said menacingly flaring up her horn.
"'Scuse me honey, but it's our job." SharpStick said before seeing The Great and Powerful Trixie conjure a fireball with her magic.
"Or we could just do it your way! Hehe. Hey Uni, I think I just got a new marefriend." SharpStick said.
"Don't get your hopes up SharpStick." Uni said as he looked at the insane unicorn cackling. "Anyway SharpStick you can do the honors as always."
"Sure thing Uni! *ahem* ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTTLLLEEEEE!" shouted SharpStick."By the way Mr. Writer. We can take the commentating from here! You can just do the 'and the handsome sword wielding pony said' stuff that you do." Fine better leave this to the professionals. "Our two competitors: Princess Twilight Sparkle and Trixie." said SharpStick.
"That's the Great and Powerful Trixie to you!" shouted The Great and Powerful Trixie.
"Fine fine! Just please don't kill me!" Shouted SharpStick. A red earth pony entered in the middle of the battlefield.
"Y'all can fight now. Eeyup!" he shouted.
"No sooner as the red earth pony left the battlefield. The two ponies went at it! Twilight used a mustache spell like last time but she missed. The Great and Powerful Trixie used a magic blast to try to hit Twilight but she dodged. The Great and Powerful Trixie then changed tactics. She encased Twilight in her magic." Uni commentated.
"Wouldn't I like to do the same to The Great and Powerful Trixie. Anyways she then concentrated her magic on Twilight's hoof and decided to have a little fun." SharpStick said.
"Trixie would like to know why are you hitting yourself!? Haha ha!" The Great and Powerful Trixie said as she made the allicorn princess hit herself several times.
"Twilight looks just like me whenever I have cider party and stay up too late. Ah good times, good times. The Great and Powerful Trixie then swung Twilight around like a rag doll. Hitting her against numerous buildings and...hey that's my house!! My cider collection! Noooooo!" SharpStick cried.
"I think SharpStick needs to take a little break. The Great and Powerful Trixie then wasted no time in finishing Twilight who was too dazed to really do anything. The Great and Powerful Trixie then proceeded to throw Twilight into the ground. Dropping her at least 50 feet into the ground. That takes more magic than the average unicorn could us-" Uni said before he was interrupted by SharpStick.
"Ugh! You're boring up this battle with your diagrams and stuff! I've gotten over my loss and I'll take this over from here. Twilight then flew up from the giant hole she crashed in. She then proceeded to aim for The Great and Powerful Trixie before she teleported away. The Great and Powerful Trixie then shot a bunch of unicorn magic awesome lasers from her horn. Twilight then landed on a cloud for cover. But right behind her came...OH MY CELESTIA!" SharpStick said.
"You know there's a reason they call it the 'allicorn amulet'." The Great and Powerful Trixie sneered.
"You-You're an allicorn. H-How!? Wait...you have the allicorn amulet? So that explains it. Trixie you have to take that off! It'll make you insane!" Twilight said.
"What is up with everypony calling Trixie insane today! TRIXIE IS NOT INSANE! DOES THIS LOOK LIKE INSANITY TO YOU!? WELL LETS SEE IF YOU CAN LOOK AFTER A LASER TO THE FACE!" The Great and Powerful Trixie screamed.
"She's...she's she's an allicorn. I can't believe it! Anyway, The Great and Powerful Trixie's laser made contact with Twilight's head and Twilight fell to the ground from the impact. No...wait not the ground. Underground. Wait even more underground...oh...ouch....that's gotta...ooh. And so royalty falls. A red earth pony stepped in the middle of the battlefield sadly." SharpStick commentated.
"KO eeyup." said the red earth pony sadly.
"While Twilight was an allicorn princess much longer than The Great and Powerful Trixie, she was much more aggressive than Twilight and had a form of unpredictability that Twilight could not match. Plus turning into an allicorn caught Twilight off guard. Twilight tried to reason with The Great and Powerful Trixie but all that did was make her angry leading to the princess's doom. The winner is The Great and Powerful Trixie." said Uni before packing up the booth and leaving with his commentating companion. Oh and thanks for the commentating you guys.
"Any time." said SharpStick.
"Look! At your Princess of Friendship! How she has fallen! Now you obey Queen Trixie!" said The Great and Powerful Trixie. Then Twilight's friends came to defend their town lead by a orange earth pony with a cowboy hat named Applejack. The other four ponies had their head to the ground and didn't dare say a word.
"We'll never serve y'all! Not after what you did to Twi! She was our friend! She was like a Apple herself! And...you...y'all will pay for this!" Applejack cried running towards The Great and Powerful Trixie.
"Oh really? Trixie's warriors beg to differ." The Great and Powerful Trixie summoned her tree minions and they trapped Applejack with their branches. "So! Would you like to honor the death of the Weak and Pitiful Twilight Sparkle by stepping forth killing yourselves as well? No? That's what Trixie thought." The Great and Powerful Trixie said with a cackle.
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