Not another Magical Mystery Mess!

The sun rose up as morning reached the small town. The birds were singing, the grass was growing, and slowly but surely, the citizens of Ponyville were waking up, including Twilight, who for some reason was really happy.

“Oh Spike! I’m so happy for this new day! For the first time in forever everything’s going to be normal!”

Spike slowly got out of his bed and yawned.

“What do you mean by nor…”

“Everything is so perfect, so divine, so beautiful! Why I’m so happy, I could sing!”

“Please don’t…”

“Why not Spike? I’m just so HAPPY!”

“Have you been smoking bubbles again? Because this is just…”

Knocking over Spike, she sent him reeling into the corner of the staircase as she opened the window of her tree house.

“♫ Morning in Ponyville, Shimmers ♫…”
Coda: “♫ Ow….Oof…Eep…Aah! ♫”

“ ♫ Morning in Ponyville, Shiiiinnnnes! ♫”
Coda: Please…. help…“♫ “Ow! Ow! Ow! *Wilhelm Scream” ♫”

“ ♫ And I know for absolute certain… ♫”
Coda: Does…this…staircase…ever…*CRASH

“ ♫ That everything is certainly fine!!! ♫”
Coda: BOOM

As Twilight busted out of her door, she blinked her eyes as the effects of the potion wore off. Shaking her head, she groaned.

“What happened? Where am I? Wait a second…WHATS THIS!”

What was in front of her was not the bright path of the crossroads, but the burnt mark of lightning, electricity still sparkling from it.

“Which Pegasus is in charge of weather duty today? Now that I think of it…WHITE LIGHTNING! You think this is…”

“Sorry sister, I’m not really good with the flashy things.” The pony speaking to her was not the Pegasus, rather a green unicorn, who for some reason had White Lightning’s cutie mark.

“Funny? Lyra, what are you doing with White Lightning’s…?”

“What on earth are you talking about Twilight? I don't obsess myself over hands.”

“White Lightning doesn’t do that, you do!"

“Sister I think you’re not feeling right. I'm perfectly happy with my hoofs…” Her tone was serious.

“But What happened to everypony? What happened to your cutie mark? This isn’t your true destiny, your true wish!”

“Twilight Sister, everypony is following their destiny.”

Stepping back, she revealed the city square.

“And what in Equestria in going on here? What the…”

Without warning, Lyra started to sing.

♫ Whatever I say you don’t listen, not a little bit♫,
♫ Now you’re so shocked it’s like this whole thing was a sort of little skit♫,
♫ I am a weather pony and though this cloud won’t move no matter how I plea, ♫
♫ It’s got to be my destiny, because it’s what my cutie mark is telling me. ♫”

Big Mac and Berry Punch came pass, pushing a flower cart.
♫ We try to sell these flowers, we do, but no pony wants to buy♫,
♫ She keeps on crushing them to juice while I shoo away the flies♫,
♫ I don’t understand what’s really wrong, with a bouquet made of barley♫,
♫ Since this has to be our destiny, cause it’s what both our cutie marks is telling me… ♫

Next came Ms. Cake, who seemed drunk.
♫ My husband is a dentist now, we both got kicked the boot♫,
♫ Now only precious cider is my friend, and boy does it makes me toot! ♫
♫ Though he hates fixing all those teeth and I hate drinking in this town♫,
♫ It’s what my cutie mark is telling me, so come on! Another round!♫

Daisy, who looked more dazed and confused than usual, came along with Rose, who was following her, very bored and pawing the ground.
♫ Although I am a time traveller and basically a god, ♫
♫ Everyday I forced to follow her, supposed to like her and be awed, ♫
♫ Even though all she does is trip and fall it still makes me scream with glee, ♫
♫Cause it has to be my destiny, though I’m not sure if that’s what I am really meant to be. ♫

Octavia glided towards the scene, followed by hobbling Bulk Biceps.
♫I’m supposed to bash these trees and apples should fall quickly to the ground♫,
♫But no matter how hard I kick them my strength is nowhere to be found♫,
♫Granny here is getting old though she keeps breaking her own supports♫,
♫I really hate my destiny, but I’m forced to be what I am without retort... ♫

DJ-Pon3 along with Derpy were arguing across the corner.
♫What do you mean it’s impolite to play dubstep when somepony imporant dies♫,
♫At least I didn’t trip while making a speech in front of other pony’s eyes♫,
♫I don’t care if you’re the major or that your muffins make you fat♫,
♫We’re all following, our destiny, so expect it to kick you hardly solely in the ass. ♫

Now came a trio, Bon Bon, Colgate, and Mr.Waddle.
♫ I know its weird to put toothpaste in cupcakes but seriously why sweets? ♫
♫ It's too much sugar for the pony and it damages Mr.Waddle teeth♫,
♫And that fact that you both add it in anyways really makes me want to cuss♫,
♫But it’s has to be our destiny, cause it’s what our cutie marks are telling us. ♫

Granny Smith and Dr.Whooves were engaging in a music battle, though it was hard to tell who played their genre worse.
♫I am a classic pony I am but this new cello's a lowly piece of scrap♫,
♫This new fangled technology confuses me but at least I do not have to rap♫,
♫Although our music cringes ears we must continue this battle of pop♫,
♫Cause it’s what this cutie mark is telling me, though I really really really want to stop. ♫

Last but not least White Lightning finally showed up, carrying the Mayor.
♫ Well honestly the experiments didn’t go quite well as I have planned♫,
♫So many lightning shocks to both of us and I still don’t have any hands♫,
♫Still I can’t stop researching and her unexplained strength is the key♫,
♫Since it has to be, my destiny, cause it's what the fandom always wanted me to be.♫

Just when Twilight was about to react, the whole town burst into chorus.
“♫It’s got to be…♫”

“♫It’s got to be…♫”

“♫My destiny…♫”

“♫My destiny…♫”

“♫Cause it’s WHAT MY CUTIE MARK IS TELLING ME!! ♫”