Mr. Blueblood's Lover II: Anger & Passion

Blueblood reached the castle in Canterlot. The ride there was uneventful as usual, he careful got out of the carriage, a line of guards saluted him as he walked by. The prince did not care if they really meant it or not, they're just guards, it's not like he will get to know them better.

The prince walked in through the main entrance of the large castle. If I am ever king, I would so demolish this place, so tacky looking and built on the side of a cliff? Why?. He thought to himself as he looked around. Everything was still in the exact same spot, as usual.

He was soon escorted over to his aunt's chambers, where his aunt Celestia was being fitted into a traditional Neighponese court dress. "Hey Blue, do you like this? It's traditional court dress from the Hay-an period." his aunt explained.

"I know auntie, I learned that during my year in Neighpon that you forced me to do." he rolled his eyes.

"'Forced' is such a strong word to describe it." pointed Celestia out. She checked herself out in the mirror and then motioned the dress fitters to leave herself and her nephew alone. "I prefer, 'strongly recommended'."

"Either way, you only did it to save you further embarrassment." the prince spat. "I know how it works."

"Well, hopefully you will not embarrass me and actually be helpful for tonight." Celestia gave an assuring grin. Blueblood saw it as more like a manure eating grin.

"I'm only here because I can speak Neighponese, a language you had plenty of time to learn, yet never bothered to." he said annoyed at his aunt. Another reason he dislikes his aunt is the fact that she always seems to waste time learning useless skills, like golf, instead of useful skills, like bothering to learn another language besides basic Prench, and she only learned it because that was the main diplomatic language over a century ago.

"Oh, and I hope you don't mind that I brought Twilight Sparkle to come along." added Celestia while she brushed her mane without missing a beat. She completely ignored what her nephew said earlier.

The news just made Blueblood's blood boil. "Of course my aunt has to bring along her royal lap dog, that Twilight dumb bitch would do anything Auntie says! If my aunt told her to jump, Twilight would defiantly respond with 'How high and can I use my wings?' That dumb, naive, bitch of an egg head" he screamed in his head. His eye twitched slightly from the sudden development.

"Are you okay Blue?" Celestia raised an eyebrow. "I can see a blood vessel ready to burst on your forehead."

"Buck off!" he snapped before he quickly stomped out the door to get ready himself. He mumbled to himself several creative and colorful swear words as he made his way to his room in the castle.

"That's my nephew for you." Celestia chuckled at herself before she returned her focus to getting herself ready.

It was soon the private dinner. Blueblood sat across from the Neighponese prime minister, a fifty-something year old stallion with short combed hair and the symbol "晋" as his cutie mark. Next to Blueblood and across from his aunt, was Twilight Sparkle, dressed in a simple kimono. The four of them ate traditional Neighponese meals while Celestia and the prime minister talked politics with Blueblood translating.

But the prime minister seemed more impressed by the fact that Blueblood could speak the language. "Where did you learn to speak so fluently?"

"East Capital University, I studied there for a year."

Twilight just whispered over to Celestia. "Why are you letting him do the talking? Is that wise?" she asked with concern.

"My nephew may be an insufferable jerk, but he sure knows how to schmooze, and he's a very good diplomat for it." whispered Celestia.

"You sure?"

"Trust me, he helped prevent countless wars because of that." she stated. "Although he did almost start several because of his habit of bedding their daughters." she sighed.

Celestia and Twilight turned to see that Blueblood, the Prime Minister, the minister's wife and several servers playing a Neighponese drinking game together. "You pointed at the wrong pony! Iki Iki Iki time!" pointed Blueblood at Prime Minister. The minister just laughed and drank a shot of sake that the prince poured for him.

"You're too good!" the minister laughed. "I haven't had this much fun playing this game in years!"

Twilight was stunned. "But that's not diplomacy!"

"Uh...you'd be surprised how much progress this results in." stated Celestia.

Twilight looked on skeptically.

Later that night, the Prime Minister and Blueblood stumbled out the main entrance. The minister spoke in the best Equestrian he could muster in his inebriated state. "I had good time, thank you, Neighpon be glad to sign trade agreement." he slurred. "Partners forever! Kanpai!" he cheered. He leaned against his equally drunk wife and they walked into their carriage.

Blueblood smirked at a job well done. "Okay auntie, I made him more open to sign the trade agreement tomorrow as you wanted." he announced. "Happy?" he asked incredulously.

"That'll do nephew, you are free to go." was all his aunt said.

"Good, I have a hangover to face tomorrow." he straightened himself up as much as he could before he stumbled into his own carriage.

Twilight was still stunned. "How was that diplomacy?!" she exclaimed with confusion. "All they did was get plastered, and the prime minister wasn't in his right mind to make that decision!"

"You have much to learn still my faithful student." Celestia said flatly before she walked back inside.

The young alicorn was still confused.

"My goodness my aunt is so naive, and her lap dog especially more so...fuck my life..." he groaned in his head. His mind wandered over to earlier in the day when he was with Trixie. "Trixie..." he sighed in awe. Is this what love feels like? Or is it lust? He does not care, he wants to see her as soon as he is sober. Wait...why wait since the theater is on the way?

He poked his head out of the carriage window. "DRIVER!" he yelled. "P&T THEATER ON THE DOUBLE!" he ordered. The driver did as told without question.

It was another successful show for Trixie. She happily trotted to her dressing room to celebrate another job well done and to add another pin to her Twilight voodoo doll.

"Uh, excuse me miss..." squeaked a soft voice. Trixie looked to see a small filly standing before her. "Mind if ya sign ya autograph." she spoke in the most adorable Cajun accent she has ever heard.

"Oh, sure." Trixie gladly accepted, anything for her adoring fans. "Say, where are you from little missy?" she asked as she took the filly's autograph book and wrote her signature on it.

"Ah'm from da bayou just like ya." the filly answered proudly. "Youse a hero among us foals down there."

"You're from the bayou?" Trixie was happily surprised. "How are things going on there? It has been a while since Trixie last visited."

"It's a livin'." was all the filly said. Trixie gave her the autograph book with her signature on it.

"Dere we go, avoir un peu de plaisir." the magician complimented in her native accent.

"Merci beaucoup" responded the filly before she excitedly ran off. "Maman! Papa! She signed my livre d'autographes!"

Trixie just gave a proud smile. That filly reminded the magician of her birthplace, a place that even though she was glad to leave from, still missed badly.

"Trixie?" slurred a new yet familiar voice. The mare turned around to see Blueblood behind her.

"Trixie didn't think you were going to show." the mare responded with fake surprise.

"Look, about early today..." Blueblood began, his voice slurred slightly and his breath reeked of rice wine. "...I would rather have us not just be fuck buddies..." he confessed.

"You sure?" the mare was stunned by this news.

"Not really..." he admitted. "...it could just be the sake talking...but I don't care if it is...because Trixie Lulamoon..." he suddenly grabbed the mare and dipped her close to the floor as if he was dancing the tango with her. "I love you damn it!" he suddenly kissed her much to Trixie's extreme surprise. It was the most passionate kiss he has ever given.

Trixie felt herself melt away into the kiss, the world suddenly looked brighter and felt meaningful. The prince slowly broke the kiss to let the magician have a chance to breathe. "Love...me..." she was too stunned to put the proper words together. "Not just in a 'I want to fuck her' sort of way?"

Blueblood let Trixie go and placed her back on her four hooves. "You are the first mare I won't stop thinking about, you've been on my mind since the moment I first saw you, I feel like we are meant for more than just mindless and angry sex." he admitted.

"Trixie kind of...feels the same way too..." Trixie also confessed. "...but why would a rich prince as you, fall in love with a poor magician like me?" she asked.

"As my annoying cousin Cadance would say...love is blind." he quoted.

A brief silence fell between the two of them before they both erupted in hysterical laughter. "That was so corny!" laughed Trixie.

"I know, my cousin is such a naive idiot!" laughed Blueblood as well.

The laughter soon died down as both caught their breaths. "So...what now?" asked Trixie unsure what to do next.

"I was hoping you would be my guest of honor at the upcoming airship christening that I'll be presiding over." the prince offered.

"Oh?" Trixie was pleasantly surprised. "So no 'let's go in my dressing and fuck ourselves blind in celebration'?" she jokingly flirted.

Blueblood gave a chuckle. "I would love too...but even this borderline misogynistic stallion knows that it is wrong to fuck when you can barely see straight and vice-versa..." he admitted.

Trixie just shook her head with a smile. "Come on my love, Trixie will help you get home safe." she chuckled before she began to lead the prince back to his carriage. She helped him inside before following him in. "The prince's villa please." she ordered. The driver nodded and they drove off to his home.

It was during the carriage ride that it finally dawned on the magician what she agreed to. "Trixie is going on a date with a handsome prince!" she exclaimed with excitement. "Trixie you lucky mare you, you have just hit the ultimate jackpot!" she celebrated in her mind. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" she yelled despite the fact the her birthday won't be for another five months.

"Not so loud hun..." groaned Blueblood, passed out drunk on the floor.