Mr. Blueblood's Lover II: Anger & Passion

One year later...

Blueblood nervously fussed around with his red naval dress uniform, he wanted it as perfect and straight as possible since this was an extremely important day for him. To say that he was nervous was a complete understatement. "Calm down there Blue ol' boy, breathe, relax and think of her." he mumbled to himself.

"Blue?" asked a familiar voice. The prince turned around to see his aunt Celestia, in a formal dress, walk in levitating a carrying case. "You ready yet?" she asked.

"Just trying to calm myself down auntie, I can't believe I am going through with this." he admitted with slight panic in his voice.

Celestia just smiled. "That's what your father and his father said before they got married." she pointed out with nostalgia. "Speaking of which, I have a wedding gift for you." she used her magic to open the carrying case to reveal an antique ceremonial sword and scabbard.

"What's this?" said the prince as he inspected the piece with confusion.

"It's a sword that belong to my brother and was used by every single one of your male ancestors for ceremonial purposes and occasionally in battle in the days when warfare was common." his aunt explained to him. "It is now yours to use as you see fit." she nodded her head to him to show respect.

Blueblood was speechless, it was the exact same sword that his original ancestor forged himself, it was priceless and almost legendary. "Do I deserve such an item?" he said with doubt.

"I am certain you are ready, I have always believe the best in you no matter how rotten your heart became." she assured her great nephew. "You may have been a jerkass, but at least you were MY jerkass and I couldn't have it any other way." she chuckled before she enveloped the prince in a big hug. The prince happily hugged her aunt back. She then whispered into his ear; "Now go out there and make your future wife's wedding day memorable."

Blueblood broke the hug with a smile and got himself mentally prepared for the ceremony.

The prince stood at the altar in front of his aunt who would officiate the ceremony, he nervously stood as he surveyed the audience, most of them did not appear like they wanted to show up at all because they are not exactly supportive of the couple. In the front row were the six elements of harmony themselves, Twilight among them, appearing extremely annoyed and/or jealous. Blueblood just a gave a smirk, enjoying the fact that Twilight was jealous. Serves her right.

Soon the organ music began to play and everypony stood up as the bride herself appeared at the door. The prince was in awe of his bride as she slowly made her way to the altar. She wore an extremely fancy white Prench made dress. The music continued to play as she got closer. Trixie looked at all those that attended with a egotistical smirk, glad to be the center of attention for once. The moment she spotted Twilight, Trixie stuck out her tongue at the purple unicorn out of spite.

Soon, the mare finally arrived at the altar and face her real-life prince, she finally succeeded in living out the fantasies of countless mares across the kingdom; marrying a royal prince.

"Are you two ready to start the ceremony?" Celestia asked the couple that stood before her with a genuine smile. Almost everyone in the audience looked on with jealously, boredom and contempt. The couple happily nodded as they stared into each others eyes.

"Good," the princess nodded. "now before we begin," she looked toward the audience. "is there anyone here that rejects the union between these two? If so, speak now or forever hold your peace!"

Twilight wanted to object, but Spike glared at her. "Don't make it worse for yourself Twi." he warned. Twilight just groaned with annoyance before she sat down. Rarity also wanted to object because Trixie is stealing a prince and she is still bitter about how horribly the prince treated her, but quickly knew it was pointless.

"I OBJECT!" yelled a voice. Everyone turned around to see a clearly angry Granny Smith standing up and hobbling down the aisle. "I OBJECT THE USE OF OUR HARD EARNED TAX MONEY TO FUND THE MARRIAGE OF THESE HORRIBLE YOUNG PONIES!" she spat.

Applejack used her hat to cover her face with shame. "Damn it Granny."

Celestia quickly motioned the guards to take care of the heckler and the guards gladly did as told. They grabbed the old mare and dragged her out of the building, Applejack, Big Mac and Apple Bloom sheepishly left the building as well with shame and embarrassment from their grandmother's outburst. "ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!" yelled the old mare before she was dragged out.

The sun princess then turned to the entire audience. "Any other objections?" she asked skeptically. Everyone in the audience nervously shook their heads. "Good, now we can continue." she turned her attention to the couple. "Do you two have anything to say to each other?" she happily asked.

"Yes auntie," began Blueblood, he looked into his bride's eyes. "Trixie..." he began. "...thank you for putting up with me this last year, you always knew how to not only keep me in check, but also how to push my buttons." he chuckled. "I just wanted to let you know that the reason I fell in love with you is because I can act like myself with you and you with me, I want this to be a long term deal between us and I really hope it will be," his voice started to falter from holding back tears of joy. "Trixie...prepare to be spoiled rotten because this prince is about to give you the whole world because that is how much he loves you, and will do anything to make you safe and feel wanted, I promise!" he said with determination.

Twilight nearly gagged from the sheer corniness.

Trixie was extremely touched. "And Trix-I mean, I, will promise to keep you on your guard at all times and to make it easy on you because I love to see you get angry, I think you are more attractive when you're angry." she chuckled, the groom rolled his eyes. "And better in bed too." she joked.

"We'll see about that." he smiled as he took that statement as a challenge.

"Do you, Prince Blueblood, take Miss Trixie Lulamoon to be your lawfully wedded wife and be given the titles and duties of a Princess?" asked Celestia, proud of her nephew.

"I do." said a happy Blueblood.

"And do you, Miss Trixie Lulamoon, take Prince Blueblood to be your lawfully wedded husband and accept the titles and duties of a Princess?" asked Celestia to Trixie.

"A husband AND a royal title?!" exclaimed the mare. "Of course Trixie accepts!"

"Then I, as Princess of Equestria, declare Prince Blueblood and Princess Trixie to be husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride!" Celestia proudly announced. Blueblood suddenly grabbed Trixie and gave her a big passionate kiss.

The audience halfheartedly celebrated.

The newlywed couple happily ran out of the palace and through a shower of rice, they both happily galloped their way to their open air carriage, only to see Twilight standing next to it.

"Ah Twilight, just the mare we wanted to see." began Trixie.

"We have a gift for you." smirked Blueblood.

Trixie levitated a package over to the princess of friendship. Twilight accepted the package with suspicion. "What's this for?" she asked.

"Just open it you egghead." she responded with annoyance.

The purple unicorn sighed before she opened the package and saw what was inside. "What's this?!" it was a long and thick dark gray rubber stick.

"That," began Blueblood trying to hold back his laughter. "is a rubber dildo, custom made to be an exact replica of my royal member." he bragged.

"So now you can finally have what Trixie is having Twilight." snickered Trixie. "Isn't that nice of us?"

Twilight just gave a look of extreme annoyance, she knew full well that they're doing this to spite her. "Gee...thanks..." she responded dryly and sarcastically.

"Just don't hurt yourself when using it, since you are an inexperienced virgin and all." stated the prince with brutal sarcasm. Both newlyweds got into their carriage trying to hold back their laughter. "Oh, and I thought it appropriate to name that dildo after my university nickname; Virgin Killer." he cackled, he always did enjoy that nickname.

"Enjoy the virgin killer Twilight." she teased as she stuck her tongue out.

The couple laughed maniacally as the carriage finally drove off to the airfield, the carriage had a sign attached to the back that read 'Just Married: Deal with it!'. Twilight just looked on with anger from the fact that they mocked her. "Fuck this!" she exclaimed with annoyance. "Hey Rarity!" she called over her friend.

"Yes darling?" the white unicorn mare asked as she walked over to her friend with concern.

"You said you wanted to be with a prince, right?" Twilight asked incredulously.

"Yes, at one time." Rarity was slightly suspicious.

"Well here," she forcibly gave her friend the package. "take this and add it to your collection." she instructed before she stomped away with anger.

Rarity, curious, opened the package only for her eyes to go wide in awe. "It's the most...beautiful and perfect thing I have ever seen..." cooed Rarity who had no idea that it was modeled after a certain stallion.

The carriage arrived at the airfield where the HHAS Avenger waited for take-off. Blueblood got out of the carriage and politely placed his new wife on his back. "Ready for the honeymoon?" he asked.

"Of course Trixie is ready." she responded with a mixture of certainty and determination. The prince smiled as he galloped up the airship's gangway.

"LORD ADMIRAL AND PRINCESS ON BOARD!" announced a sailor who then blew his penny-whistle. The entire crew saluted in response along with Admiral Hornblower.

The couple got on board. "At ease gentlemen," said the prince before he turned to Hornblower. "You may depart now." he instructed.

"Yes your highness." the admiral saluted.

"Great," the prince and his new wife on his back ran to the captain's quarters. "mind if we borrow your quarters for the trip?" he asked.

"I kind of do mind-"

"Great! Thanks!" interrupted the prince before he closed and locked the door in front of the admiral.

The admiral just sighed before he reluctantly went along with it. "Okay Unter, take us away, to Saddle Arabia we go!"

"Ja, ja, Kapitän!" said Unter as the ship began to take off into the sky, carrying the new couple to their honeymoon.

On the stern of the ship, where the ship's name would usually go, a sigh was placed on it that read:

Suck on this Twilight and friends!
-with love from Blueblood + Trixie

Laughter can be heard from the two ponies who despite finding love, remain egotistical jerks, and they don't give any flying fucks about it.

THE END?