The Cannon Is Destroyed!!!

by BronyGuardian200

Rating: everyone
Tags: Mr. Cake, Random, Main 6, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1434

The party cannon is gone...

Pinkie Pie's party cannon gets destroyed. What will she do and how will she react?

Published 2014-12-31 18:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-31 18:20:02 UTC

Rubble And More Rubble

Rainbow Dash started to sweat.

"Pinkie Pie. I'm so sorry. I'll pay for another party cannon. I'll use the money I saved up for the Wonderbolts." She said.

Pinkie still sat there, with a blank face staring at Dashy. Rainbow Dash gulped and quickly flew through the shattered window. Pinkie still didn't react. Her pupils shrunk and her eyes widened. Mrs. Cake walked into Pinkie's room.

"Pinkie. I need some help making a flower shaped cake for Ms. Cheerilee's birthday." She said.

She saw Pinkie still sitting there, motionless.

"Pinkie Pie?" She asked.

She spotted the rubble of Pinkie's party cannon and she gasped. She quickly ran out of the room. Later, Mr. Cake walked in.

"What do you want me to see?" He asked as Mrs. Cake followed him.

He saw Pinkie and he raised his eyebrow.

"Uhhh... Pinkie? What are you doing? Are you having a starring contest?" He asked.

He saw the destroyed party cannon and he had the same reaction as Mrs. Cake. They both ran out of the room.

"Well, what do we do?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"We get Pinkie's friends of course." Mr. Cake replied.

"Most importantly, we have to get Pinkie's very best friend. Rainbow Dash." He said.

Author's Note

Well I bet you can see what's coming. Duh duh duh!!! You'll just have to wait and see what happens in the next chapter. Hope you enjoy!!!

Getting Her Friends

Before Mr. and Mrs. Cake left, they went to Pinkie's room to check on her. She was still sitting there like a statue. They walked out of Sugar Cube Corner and put a "Closed For Right Now" sign on the door. They walked to the library to see Twilight.

"Are you sure getting her friends will work?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"Of course it will. It has to." Mr. Cake replied.

They knocked on the library door and Spike opened the door.

"Hi Mr. and Mrs. Cake." Spike said.

"Hi Spike. Is Twilight here?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"Yeah. She's upstairs." Spike replied.

They both walked upstairs and found Twilight reading a book.

"Hi Twilight." Mr. Cake said.

Twilight put down the book and looked to them.

"Hi. What can I do for you? Need me to enchant a cake for someone?" She asked.

"Well, no. We found Pinkie Pie in her room but she motionless. She seems to be staring at her party cannon, which is destroyed." Mrs. Cake replied.

Twilight swiftly looked up at them.

"Did you just say that Pinkie's party cannon is destroyed?" She asked.

"Yes." The both replied in unison.

"You two go back to Sugar Cube Corner. I'll gather the rest of our friends." Twilight announced.

Mr. and Mrs. Cake both nodded and ran down the stairs. Twilight spread her alicorn wings and flew out the window. Sugar Cube Corner was very close to the library, so Mr. and Mrs. Cake were there in a small number of minutes. They kept the sign on the door because they knew that this was serious. They waited and waited. Finally, they saw Twilight and her friends running towards Sugar Cube Corner. Rainbow Dash was missing from the group. Mr. Cake bit his bottom lip because of this sight.

"Where's Rainbow Dash?" He asked.

"She refused to come." Twilight answered.

"She has to come. It's mandatory." Mr. Cake announced.

Twilight sighed.

"All right. Let's give it a shot." Twilight said as they all started to walk away from Sugar Cube Corner.

Author's Note

Mr. and Mrs. Cake are going to give it their best shot. Will they get Rainbow Dash to come? Find out in the next chapter.

Convincing Dashy

They all walked towards the library and they saw Twilight's purple hot air balloon. Twilight's horn glowed and everyone else glowed too.

"What was that?" Mr. Cake asked.

"A spell that lets you walk on clouds." Twilight replied.

"Oh." Mr. Cake said.

They all climbed into the hot air balloon and they lifted into the air. The library became smaller and smaller. Rainbow Dash's house came into sight. The hot air balloon touched softly onto the cloud surface. They all climbed out walked up to Dashy's house. Mrs. Cake knocked on the door.

"Go away. I said that I'm not coming." Dashy said from inside.

"Rainbow Dash, it Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Please come with us. We need you." Mr. Cake said.

"I'll just make things worse." Rainbow Dash said.

"Why?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"Because I'm the one who destroyed the party cannon." Rainbow Dash exclaimed.

Everyone gasped at that moment.

"I was flying and I lost control. I crashed through Pinkie's window and destroyed the party cannon." She said.

"Rainbow Dash, if you don't come with us, Pinkie Pie will stay frozen forever!" Mrs. Cake yelled.

The door slowly opened and Rainbow Dash walked out.

"Fine..." She said.

Everyone smiled.

Let's go." Twilight announced.

Author's Note

The next chapter will be the last and I can promise you that there will be a twist at the end. Hope you'll like it.

A Solution With A Twist

They all walked to Sugar Cube Corner. All of the lights were off except the light in Pinkie's room. They entered, walked upstairs, and all walked into Pinkie's room. Pinkie was still sitting there in the same way. Rainbow Dash walked up to her.

"Pinkie, I am so sorry for breaking your party cannon. It was my fault for not keeping my flying under control. I'll do anything as long as we can still be friends." She said.

Pinkie blinked.

"Rainbow Dash. I am going to show you something. Something that I should've shown you a long time ago." Pinkie said.

Rainbow Dash gulped and closed her eyes. Pinkie walked over to a large closet and threw the doors open to it.

"I always have spares!!!" Pinkie yelled.

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes. In the closet were about 2 dozen party cannons. Pinkie Pie pulled one out of the closet.

"See? Problem solved." She said.

"But why did you look so angry and upset. Why did you freeze like that?" Dashy asked.

"Because I wanted to add suspense and drama to this story." Pinkie replied.

"Story? What story?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Pinkie giggled and said: "The story that some person is reading about what happened with my party cannon and how the problem was solved, silly."

Everyone except Pinkie looked completely confused. Pinkie laughed.

"The End." She said.

Author's Note

I told that there was a twist. Also, I wanted to make Pinkie break the 4th wall. I hope you guys liked this story.

INCOMING!!!

As Pinkie hopped around in circles in her room, she hummed her "Smile" song. This wasn't the first time Pinkie had randomly hopped around her room in circles. She lived in the upstairs room in Sugar Cube Corner, so people downstairs wouldn't hear her jumping. They were used to it and learned to ignore it. Pinkie continued to jump around until she got dizzy. She hopped in a different direction and landed on her bed.

"Woah... Now I'm all dizzy." She said with a laugh.

She quickly grabbed a balloon and drew a face on it. It was Discord's face.

"Look at me. I'm Discord. Chaos. Cotton candy. Chocolate milk rain." Pinkie said, trying to imitate Discord.

She fell on the floor laughing which ended with a pig snort. Suddenly, Pinkie tail started to shake in all directions.

"Ooooooh... My tail's twitching." She said. "That means that something's gonna fall."

She looked around the room for something that might fall. All that she saw was her party cannon.

"Maybe my party cannon is gonna fall through the floor." She said.

At that moment, a voice yelled out: "INCOMING!!!"

Pinkie's window shattered into pieces as something crashed through it. There was a loud crash and a lot of dust. Pinkie coughed and she heard another cough. When the dust cleared, she saw Rainbow Dash against the wall. She was sitting on some rubble. Some light blue colored rubble.

"What the hay?" Dash said as she got up.

It was Pinkie's party cannon, smashed and broken.

"Uh oh." Dash said as she looked at Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie face went blank. In Dash's mind, she knew that this was not good.

Author's Note

I was going to make this story just 1 chapter but I decided to split it into different chapters. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter and I hope you'll enjoy the next one too.