Spellhart the unicorn, self-styled "greatest wizard in Equestria", wants nothing so desperately as to be an alicorn like Luna and Celestia. When his masterpiece of magic goes terribly wrong, and the changed Spellhart finds himself inexplicably NOT a statue, it's up to him to pick up the pieces of his old life and find a new place for himself, with the help of his young students and the Princesses. A story of Equestrian history, Canterlot politics, personal discovery, and pie.