Button Mash Plays Guitar Hero
Button Mash was at a garage sale. Most of the stuff there seemed really boring to him. Cooking Pots, Glass Cups, CDs, and an old television. "Who would even buy this kind of stuff?" thought Button Mash. As he was looking around, he saw a big box with the name "Guitar Hero" on it and above it said "Ponystation 2". He tapped his mom's shoulder while she was fan-girling over AC/DC albums. "Mother, I love you... Now can I get this video game?", said Button Mash. "No.", said his mother with a peeved expression on her face.
"But Moooomm, its only 60 bits!"
"No."
Button started flailing around, trying to make her mother look bad. Button's Mom kept telling him no, but he just continued. Five terrible minutes passed by. "Okay! Okay!" said his mother, desperate to get him to stop. Button jumped up and yelled out "YAY!".
When Button and his mom finally got home, Button Mash ran upstairs, carrying the big box to his room. He was just about to open it, when suddenly... "Button, get down here and help me with the stuff!" said his mother. "COMING MOM!" yelled Button, running down the stairs.
A few minutes later, Button ran back upstairs, very happy to try out his new video game. He finally opened up the box, humming the tune from Legend of Luna when you opened up a chest. "DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!" sang Button Mash. He found a video game and a little toy guitar neck and body inside. "What is this?" said Button Mash. After Fifteen minutes of Button Mash trying to assemble the guitar, he finally got it. He hooked up his Ponystation 2 with glee and put the game in. A couple of seconds after the startup, he was at the Main Menu. He went to "Quick Play" and selected his character.
"Character Select in a guitar game?" said Button. "Oh well." He chose his character. He was at the difficulty screen now. "Well I'm amazing, so I am going to pick Expert." And so he did. He picked the song, and he was finally in the game.
"CULT OF PERSONALITY
AS MADE FAMOUS BY LIVING COLOUR"
"This is going to be awesome!" said Button Mash.
Immediately, There were 5 holes at the bottom of the screen, each corresponding to the guitar controller's buttons. Weird little colored dots started falling down super fast and 2 seconds after, he failed.
"I don't get it."
He tried again, still no luck.
After about 7 tries, he went to his laptop and looked up on Poogle, "How to play guitar hero". He found out how to play. "This seems extremely hard," said Button Mash, with a deadpan expression on his face. He went back to the game, and pressed a note. He still failed, though. "10 points!" said Button. "That should get me somewhere high on the leaderboar- WHAT?!" said a frustrated Button Mash as he looked at the leaderboards.
"
LEADERBOARDS
Jimmy J - 890,762
Swagggggggg - 607,436
Lolololol - 437,274
ButtonM - 10
"
Button mash threw the guitar controller and the disc out the window.
"BUTTON!" yelled his mom from the floor.
"SORRY MOM!" yelled Button. He quickly ran outside and picked up his game and controller.
-5 MINUTES LATER-
"Okay. Okay. I got this. I got this." said Button Mash over and over again. He had gone to Medium Difficulty because Hard and Expert seemed way too difficult. "Wow! I'm actually doing pretty good!" said a happy Button Mash. He had gotten halfway through the song and he though he was doing great.
But then the solo came.
Notes started flailing around the screen at light speed as if he had played the song at 200% speed. "WHAT? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" said a frustrated Button Mash as he was slamming his hooves against the controller. He failed again, but at least he got farther in the game with a higher score. He looked at the leaderboards again.
"
LEADERBOARDS
Jimmy J - 9,999,999
Swagggggggg - 8,352,743
Lolololol - 4,735,745
ButtonM - 295,953
"
"WHAT THE WHAT!!!!!!!!!" said an even more frustrated Button Mash.
"Hey Button, I heard screaming. Are you oka- Oh.." said Button's Mom, coming up the stairs and immediately going back down.
He started muttering at the game. "Lets just try another song." said Button Mash.
"NO ONE KNOWS
AS MADE FAMOUS BY QUEENS OF THE PONY AGE"
"This is better." said a happier Button Mash. "Oh wait---Aww."
"I give up."
Button Mash sneaked down the stairs and looked around. His mother setup the fireplace. As he was looking, she went to get some coffee.
"Now's my chance!" said Button Mash. He quickly snatched his game and guitar controller, and when she left, he quickly ran to the fire and threw it in there. "MUAHAHAH! BURN!!!" said a very happy Button Mash. When she came back to the fireplace with her coffee, the game had already burned. Button hugged his mother and said "I love you mom," with an evil grin. "Button... Are you going to ask me for anything?" said a curious mother. "Nope," said Button.
"Bits?"
"Nope."
"Candy?"
"Nope."
"Whats that Burning smell?" said his mother. Button looked to the right, trying to lie his way out, and said "WhatburningsmellIdontsmellanythingburning". Button's Mom looked to the fireplace and saw the game and the controller burning in the fireplace. "BUTTON....." said his mother.
"GOTTAGOBYE!" said Button as he ran away.
------------THE END------------
