-Shining Armor's POV-
Of course I already knew everything my parents were going to tell us. It didn't make it any less awkward, however. I still didn't understand why Twilight was getting this talk the same time I was, considering she is a little filly. Perhaps my parents thought that even though she is young, she is very mature.
Anyway, Twilight and I are at the kitchen table, awaiting to hear "The Talk" from our parents. I make eye contact with her and she seems excited, for some odd reason. She squirmed in her seat with the eagerness of a dog awaiting a treat. For some reason, that made me really uncomfortable.
"Okay, you two, pay attention," my mother says, as Twilight pulls out a quill and notepad from her bag of many books.
"Today we are going to learn about your bodies," my father starts, "and what make each of you different." "First, we can start with the male anatomy. Males have a appendage between their legs, called the penis...."
"Testicles contain sperm which exits the penis during ejaculation, during the orgasm."
"When excited, the scrotum exits the sheath..."
As he continued to talk, I began daydreaming about Cadence, my girlfriend. She was in my room, laying on my bed when I opened my door.
"Cadence!" I yelled, "Twilight is home! She could come in at any second!"
"So," she purred,"we'll just have to be fast." Then, without my consent, Shiny decided to show his appreciation of this scene.
"I can tell someone is interested," she teased at my hard-on.
"Okay, fine. But quickly!"I replied, as I pounced onto her and started passionately kissing her. She began to straddle Him between her legs, and it all became too much. I immediately flipped her over and just as I was about to give her the best rutting of her life...
"Shining? Shining!" I heard, just as my tip touched her entrance.
"Yeah...." I said, not really paying attention.
"We are moving on to the female genitalia. Please, try to listen this time." my father snapped.
"Yessir." I mumbled. I looked down to the floor, a bit embarrassed. Then, to my horror, I noticed I had a certain hardness in a particular appendage.
Oh, shi- I whispered, and tried to tuck Him between my legs. I looked around, and it seemed no one noticed.
"Okay, to start, the female anatomy consists of quite a few components," my mother began. "The ovaries are where our eggs are, and the fallopian tubes connect the uterus to the ovaries..."
"The clitoris is a very sensitive nub in between the lips..."
"Mother," Twilight asked, "When are you going to explain menstruation, "
when a fillies experience a certain bleeding..."
"Twilight, please do not interrupt. I haven't gotten to that yet." my mother replied, then went back to explaining. I do not remember anything else from that, because I was focusing on keeping Him down. Just as the my mother finished talking, I asked if I could use the restroom.
"Well, I don't see why not. I think our little talk is over anyway." she said. Faster than a Wonderbolt, I reached my destination: the bathroom. I had to take care of this.
I began slowly, using my hooves instead of magic. I used a single hoof to stroke it's entire length.
"Oh, Cadence," I purred, deep in fantasy. My hooves were becoming not enough, and I began using my magic. I cupped my length in magic, and waited to get used to the tingling sensation of magic on skin. Then, slowly, I began rutting my own magic, imagining that it was Cadence.
"Oh, yes, oh Cadence!" I moaned. I unwillingly began rutting my magic faster and faster, which was pushing me towards orgasm. I moaned, and then came into my magic. Lucky for me, my magic engulfed my seed and I easily levitated it towards the toilet, where I flushed all evidence. I waited a few seconds, then left.
The whole rest of the day was awkward, including the moment when I walked into the bathroom as Twilight was sitting on the toilet, inspecting herself. She didn't notice me, and I thought everything was going to be fine, but I couldn't seem to look away. I began unconsciously touching myself, only to panic and run away. Everything about it was wrong.
Colts aren't supposed to think of their sisters like that. Maybe they shouldn't think of anypony like that. I thought I heard my dad saying something about it being normal, but it didn't feel normal. I probably should have payed attention.
The notes! I thought to myself, there has to be something about it in her notes. She writes down everything!
I immediately raced to our shared room, and looked around to find her saddlebag.
"It has to be here somewhere!" I whispered to myself. After looking almost everywhere, I finally found it under her bed. It seemed a little odd for it to be there, but I just shrugged it off.
Male Genitalia...
testicles...
urethra...
masturbating...
"Aha!" I yelled, a bit too loud, but continued to read.
A male will masturbate often, and it is to be expected. A teenage colt may experience more difficulty not doing it for extended periods.
Although I have never seen Shining masturbate, I am almost positive he does. I have seen him go into the bathroom, but no "expected" bathroom noises are heard. I am curious to see masturbation up close, but too scared to ask anyone to do it in front of me. I believe my best bet is Shining, but I am still uncertain. Right after our lesson, he seemed very eager to use the restroom. He even had his legs crossed like a young foal. I believed he was going to masturbate, so I followed him and listened through the door. It is very obvious that he was masturbating, because he kept mentioning his girlfriend and moaning. I was able to leave unnoticed just moments before he opened the door. My study on this subject will be continued.
By this point, I had completely forgotten what I was here for in the first place.She listened to me masturbate. I only was interested in reading more of this, but just then I heard hoof steps coming towards the room.
I shoved the notebook into the bag, grabbed a comic book and leaped for my bed. I made it just as the door opened.
"Shining?" Twilight said, softly.
"Yeah?"I replied back, sounding very uninterested.
"Um, well, I was wondering, if maybe you woul-
"SHINING, TWILIGHT, DINNER!" my father called to us.
"I'll tell you later," Twilight said, almost a whisper, and ran downstairs. I got up and regained focus.
Oh Celestia, what did she want? I thought, as I walked downstairs.
