Super Smash Ponies: The Sombra Emissary

Trixie's Original Audition Tape #1

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Who's the mare next door living in the haunted wagon?

You better learn my name 'cause it's Trixie!

She cast the darkest spells and she makes a decent potion.

The future of cider's looking bleak!

Don't let yourself be fooled by her powerless demeanor!

Stare in awe of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

She sometimes plays with dolls and she sometimes braids her hair.

How do you even know about that!?

Ursa 2 i cast a hex on you!.

Little pig, this will make you big!.

Miss Hundred Bits, soon your dress won't fit! .

Dressious Giganticus!.

Oh no! Not again.

She can rule the world and still not fill out her paperwork.

Don't you know after all these rhymes I'm Trixie?

Better watch where you trot or she'll cast a spell on you!

I made a unicorn look like a loon!.

I'm a slave to my life..

Well I guess that it's true..

My life is a huge big boast.

If you understand we could be friends....

And if you kiss me you're toast!  

Who's the mare next door living in the haunted wagon?

I said it once I'll say it again: I'm Trixie

You had better beware if you meet her on the street!

I'm the coolest mare you'll ever meet!

I'm the coolest mare you'll ever meet!

And now for a look at the auditions for people who didn't make the cut

    "Trixie Punch!" Trixie said as she thrust her hoof into the air awkwardly.

     "Nope sorry." said the director.

     "I was really feeling it there...oh well."

"Show your moves. C'mon! Rainbow punch!" Rainbow Dash said.

        "Okay good news and bad news." said the director.

         "Ok what's the bad news."

          "The bad news is you didn't get this part."

           "D'aw!"

            "The good news is you are playing the part of Mario!"

             "So...awesome! Thank you! Thank you so much!"

"Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?" Trixie said striking a Hamlet pose.

        "Ok we have no idea what you are saying so we can't cast you." the director said.

        "I was trying to stay faithful to the role..." Trixie said disappointed.

"Hi! Poyo! Poyo!" Pinkie said bouncing around the room.

         "No question. You got the role!" the director said.

          "All right!"

"For the last time Blueblood, we are not letting you in this picture!" the annoyed director said.

        "I have bits." Blueblood said holding up a bag of 10,000 bits.

         "You're in."

"Um...my name is Fluttershy and I will be auditioning for the the role of Samus Aran...my favorite character...meep." Fluttershy said cowering.

        "Ok let's see what you've got." the director said. Fluttershy then stood up tall and formal.

        "Planet Zebes!"" Fluttershy said with her hoof in the air. "I  called this place home once." Fluttershy said looking at the ground sadly. "In peaceful times...long before evil haunted the caverns below." Fluttershy said with a serious tone.

        "You are exactly what we are looking for!" the director said clapping.

         "Yay!"

"My name is Spike. Spike the dragon. And Twilight said I would be perfect for the role of Yoshi so here I am! Do I look the role or what?" Spike said with his arms raised.

        "Yes, well you do look like a Yoshi but you also look like Pikachu. Which role would you be more comfortable performing?" the director said.

         "Pikachu? I...can choose the role of Pikachu? Yeeeees!!!" Spike said. "Thanks so much!"

"Greninja! Greninja...Greninja?" Trixie said mysteriously.

        "Sorry but Greninja isn't in the Subspace Emissary." the director explained.

        "Dang it!"

"Hi! My name is Sweetie Belle! And I will be auditioning for the part of Ne-" Sweetie Belle started to say.

        "You've got the part!" The director said without any doubt.

"Victory is my destiny." Trixie said holding up her cape.

         "You got the role." the director said.

         "Ok then...wait what?"

          "You got the role."

           "Yes! Finally!"

"Join me Link! And I will make your face the greatest in Coradi! Or else you will die!" Tirek said. "Are you sure these are the right lines?"

         "Sure, sure just keep reading." the director said with a smirk.

          "No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!"