Super Smash Ponies: The Sombra Emissary

by TheSorcerersApprentice

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 9246

A retelling of Super Smash Bros Brawl's story mode with MLP characters

Your favorite MLP characters take on the roles of famous Nintendo icons in this thrilling retelling of The Subspace Emissary The mane six and others try to stop the villains from using the destructive Sombra Bombs from destroying the universe. The Super Smash Bros. Series is owned by Nintendo.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-10 02:49:22 UTC

Pinkie vs Rainbow/ The Invasion

     People from all around Equestria have gathered to watch a battle of equals. Everypony showed up, even the princesses. A pink earth pony vs a cyan Pegasus. The usual procedure went as planned. Their trophies were activated and came to life. The pink earth pony was waving to the crowd as soon as she was released. The Pegasus was getting pumped up and focusing on her target.

    "Ooh! Look Dashie! Soooooo many ponies! Oh hi...oh you too. Even Miss Faust!?" exclaimed the pink earth pony known as "Pinkie".

    "Heh! You just keep on trying to distract me. 'Cause it won't work this time!" the cyan Pegasus known as "Rainbow" yelled. A loud voice settled the fighters down. It was no doubt the Princess of the Night: Luna.

    "3 2 1 GO!!!" shouted Luna in her signature "Royal Canterlot Voice". Pinkie attempted to eat Rainbow, (don't ask) but she evaded with a jump. The two battled it out for what seemed like hours. Fireball after fireball. Party cannon after party cannon. Rainbow was determined not to give up. She then used a raincloud to spray water on Pinkie, but to no effect. She changed tactics to reflect a projectile Pinkie was throwing against her with her own tail.  Soon Pinkie's shield was down. It was the perfect time to strike! Rainbow flew into the air and fell down in the direction of Pinkie, who was distracted by a snack someone was eating in the audience. She then spiraled down in her "Rainbow Tornado" move, shot a thunderball and punched Pinkie while in the air knocking Pinkie out of the stadium. Rainbow was the victor. She flew up to the crowd, high hoofing everypony she met. She almost danced to the chant the crowd was making. She flew up lastly to the sky and performed a sonic rainboom. Suddenly a Pinkie statue fell from the sky. Rainbow knew what to do. She gently touched the bottom of the trophy with her hoof and revived Pinkie, bringing her to life once more.

   "Good game Dashie! That was so much fun!" Pinkie said giving Rainbow her hoof to shake.

    "You weren't so bad yourself." said Rainbow shaking Pinkie's hoof.

Meanwhile at a cloud near Ponyville, a young filly Pegasus named Scootaloo watched the fight and the outcome on her CV. She cheered with delight when Rainbow won.

   "Yeah! That's why Rainbow's the coolest! Take that! Rainbow! Rainbow! Rainbow!" shouted Scootaloo. Little did she know, Princess Cadence was watching overhead trying to watch the brawl as well. She chuckled to herself softly as she heard the filly cheer.

Back at the Fighting Stadium, Rainbow and Pinkie continued posing for the audience until a group of griffins blotted out the sun and starting attacking the stadium. Luna then turned to her sister.

   "How could this happen sister when we had airtight security?" asked Luna.

   "Perhaps sister, it is the time our enemies have finally decided to join forces." explained Celestia.

   "It took them this long?" asked Luna with a unamused expression.

    "Quickly sister we must defend the visitors." Celestia said.

       Luna, Rainbow, Celestia, and Pinkie sprung into action and starting defending the stadium. They found the griffons had dropped slimy bubbly goo all over the stadium.

       "The hay is this?" Rainbow exclaimed. Not long after she said that multiple changelings molded out of the goo. Everywhere our heroes looked the same process was being done. Soon the entire stadium was occupied by changelings. Before our heroes could do anything 2 changelings with armor carried a bomb. Celestia quickly recognized the contents.

       "Ooh is it a party bomb? I've been meaning to get one of those but Twilight said those might destroy the entire town. She overreacts too much. Oh hey Rainbow do you remember that one time with the Smarty-Pa MMMM" Pinkie said before Rainbow put her hoof on Pinkie's mouth.

       "I'm afraid Pinkie this is no party bomb. You see that purple space? That is the remains of King Sombra who you defeated not so long ago. If this explodes and the entire land of Equestria is covered in it, I cannot begin to imagine the consequences." Celestia said looking down. Pinkie and Rainbow looked at each other and then nodded their heads.

     "So what're we waiting for! Let's go dismantle that Sombra Bomb! Yeah!" Rainbow said as she flew to the bomb. Suddenly she was flicked away by a vine. Rainbow crashed down on the ground with a major headache. "Hey! What's the big ide- You again?!" Rainbow said astonished. "I thought we had beaten you for good!" The vine taunted Rainbow. "Don't talk about my mother like that!" Rainbow shouted as she flew towards the vine. She was flicked away out of the stadium and into the sky. "I'm too young to diiiiiiie" Rainbow shouted as she was hit into the clouds. Then the vine made two more of itself and made the others capture Luna and Celestia.

   "You big meanie! Knocking out my friend, literally, is one thing, but capturing the princesses is UNFORGIVABLE!!!" Pinkie shouted as her hair went from puffy to straight. "You want some? Come get some! LEEEEROOOOY WINGINNNNS" Pinkie shouted as she charged at the vines. The members of the audience who decided to stick around were surprised at this.

    "Oh my Celestia! She just ran in!" a pony said. Pinkie brought out her party cannon and shot the vine holding Celestia with a couple of shots. When the vine collapsed and released Celestia, she a shot one big party cannonball into the center vine.

    "Hold on Princess she's gonna blow!" Pinkie shouted as she ran away. The vine was engulfed in flames and fell down on the stadium, lifeless. "Yes we did it! Well I did it!" Pinkie said as her hair went back to normal.

    "Heh you think you can get away just like that, ya lamer!" said a voice behind them. "It'll take a lot more to take down the captain of the griffon army."

   "It's-it's you! You're the big meanie pants!" Pinkie said surprised.

   "I prefer to go by Gilda. Anyways...I think you might want to meet someone new....your doom."said Gilda as she was pulling out a large cannon.

    "You have one too? Ok, let's see if you can match my party cannon!" Pinkie said ready for competition. Unfortunately, Pinkie wasn't the one Gilda was aiming for. Her cannon was pointed straight at the other Princess who was still trapped in the lifeless vine.

    "Say goodnight Princess." Gilda said as her cannon fired at Luna. Once the blast hit her, she was instantly transformed into a trophy. Gilda cackled. "Now if ya lame ponies don't mind I'll be taking my treasure back with me." Gilda teased.

    "Hey you can't do that!" said Pinkie.

    "Well it looks like I can. Because you have another problem to take care of." Gilda said pointing at the bomb and taking off with the Luna trophy at lightning speed.

   "We'll never make it out alive fast enough!" Celestia said. Pinkie then pulled out a party cannon.

     "Get in Princess." Pinkie said.

     "W-what?" Celestia said.

      "Do it!" Pinkie shouted. So the princess did as Pinkie said. Then Pinkie shot the Princess and herself out of a cannon. Celestia was for one of the few times in her life, very afraid. Soaring through the sky without using her wings. The very idea frightened Celestia. It was insane. But then again, whenever Pinkie was involved insanity was sure to follow. Eventually they landed on a cloud with a perfect view of the damage the Sombra Bomb had done.

    Scootaloo was dumbstruck at what just happened. The stadium just blew up. With Rainbow Dash and everyone else inside it. She didn't know what to think right now. Her feelings were at an unholy mix of sad, scared, angry and surprised. She stared at the cloud she was standing on shortly before she lay down crying. Cadence had seen all that happened so she went down to comfort the filly. It took Scootaloo by surprise by the Princess of the Crystal Empire was standing above her.

    "There there. It's all right." Cadence said soothingly. Scootaloo tried to be polite to the princess but her words just came out.

     "No it's not all right. Rainbow Dash is dead. Pinkie Pie is dead. The Princesses are dead. Everyone inside the stadium is dead." Scootaloo said with her voice cracking.

      "Then I'll prove it to you that they're not dead." Cadence reassured.

     "H-How?" Scootaloo said wiping away her tears.

     "Hmm. Can you fly yet?" Cadence asked. This was a touchy subject for Scootaloo but she answered.

     "N-no." said Scootaloo.

      "This might be 'breaking the rules' but I have a present for you that might help." Cadence said before teleporting away. Scootaloo was confused at the princess's sudden change of topic but she waited patiently for Cadence to return. A few minutes later, Cadence arrived with a pair of wings similar to Celestia's.

      "Wow! Thanks Princess Cadence but....do you think you can make em' in my color?" Scootaloo said blushing.

      "Oh! Of course! All you have to do is put them next to your wings and they will attach themselves to them." Cadence said changing the color to a light brown in a flash. "Now I would like to bestow another present to you." Cadence said giving Scootaloo a box.

     "Ooh is it an unicorn's horn so I can become an allicorn?" Scootaloo asked even more excited than before.

      "Haha! Don't push it my dear." Cadence said playfully. "This is the Three Sacred Treasures of old. I have already given you the Wings of the First Pegasus. Now I shall bestow upon you the Bow and Arrow of Light and the Mirror Shield." Cadence said.

     "Cool! But um Princess Cadence? How does this help Rainbow Dash?" Scootaloo asked.

     "In order to prove to you the inhabitants of the stadium are not dead, I want you to look for them. In case you run into any sort of danger, I gave you these gifts to protect yourself. I see great potential in you young filly!" Cadence said before teleporting away. Scootaloo first thought this was a dream but after hitting herself several times she believed it was real. She knew she had to find Rainbow Dash. She knew that she was somewhere above the stadium. Possibly in the clouds? Yes that had to be it. So Scootaloo grabbed her things and set off to find Rainbow Dash unknowingly beginning the greatest adventure of her life.

Sea of Clouds/ Welcome to the Jungle

        Scootaloo soared through the sky with her new wings feeling as free as a bird. She had never flown before so this had felt like a new experience. She did loop-de-loops around practically every cloud she passed. The wings were the greatest thing that had ever happened to her. There was only one problem, she couldn't quite control them. As she continued to search for her hero, Scootaloo found a trail of holes in clouds leading upwards. Doing the obvious thing, Scootaloo ascended into the air to find where the trail stopped. She had hoped where the pattern had stopped she would find Rainbow Dash. Unfortunately her wings went a little faster than she wanted them to.

"G-Force in my faaaaaaace!" Scootaloo shouted with her hair in the wind.

            "Would you like me to take over?" said a familiar voice. Scootaloo stopped her wings to look around for the mystery voice.

             "Where are you?" Scootaloo asked suspiciously.

             "At the Crystal Empire actually. But my voice is coming from inside your wings. Yes, it's me. Princess Cadence! I can communicate with you through this to keep you company! Now about the taking over thing?" Cadence asked.

              "Oh sure. Go ahead. It's kinda hard to get used to these anyway." Scootaloo replied. Suddenly her wings had a blue glow on them, similar to the glow on her arrows.

              "Hello! My name is Princess Cadence and I will be your guide for today. Make sure to fasten your seatbelt and sit back, relax and enjoy your flight." Cadence said cheerfully like a tour guide. You could even hear her snickering between her sentences. It was obvious: she was having fun.

               "Wait what seatbel-AHHHHHH!!!" Scootaloo shouted as she was flown through the air up to the cloud of her destination. She didn't have to do a thing. It was like riding on a carriage pulled by pegasi. But as awesome as it felt, Scootaloo still was scared out of her wits. "I'm going so faaaaast!" Scootaloo shouted.

                "It's fun right!?" Cadence said. Moments later, Scootaloo landed on the cloud. There she found a trophy of Rainbow Dash. No, it was Rainbow Dash. Scootaloo was startled by the scene. She gust gazed at the sight of her idol stuck in a trophy form. She then plucked up her courage to touch the bottom of the trophy.

                The trophy then glowed brightly. Scootaloo shielded her eyes. The trophy then turned into a very much alive Rainbow Dash. She jumped into the air feeling as good as new. She then turned her attention to Scootaloo who was watching her in awe. She landed on the cloud and walked to Scootaloo. She then noticed her giant wings, bow, and arrows.

                 "Um Squirt? Please tell me you're not a angel and that I'm not in Heaven." Rainbow Dash said worriedly while looking around her. Scootaloo chuckled to herself.

                 "Nope! I revived you!" Scootaloo said proudly.

                 "Aw thanks so much! So...we're not in Heaven?" Rainbow said.

                 "Nope." Scootaloo answered.

                  "Then what's with the new stuff?" Rainbow questioned looking at Scootaloo's new belongings.

                   "That would be my doing Rainbow Dash." Cadence said from Scootaloo's wings. Rainbow Dash looked around for anypony in the area but to no avail.

                    "Princess Cadence? Is that you?" Rainbow asked.

                    "I am communicating with you through Scootaloo's wings. I gave Scootaloo these weapons to protect herself in her quest to aid you." Cadence explained.

                     "That's kinda weird...and kinda awesome. Ok Scootaloo, now just follow my lead." Rainbow Dash said. What she didn't notice is that a pack of griffons were flying overhead and dropping down the same goo that made changelings. "What the?!" Rainbow exclaimed. "Scootaloo stay back!" A blue arrow shot a changeling, knocking it off the cloud.

                      "Thanks but I think I can take care of myself." Scootaloo said aiming her bow. She then pointed her bow at the griffon army. The griffons noticed this and flew away as fast as they could. "They got lucky," Scootaloo said as she put away her bow, "this time." Rainbow was astonished.

                       "Wow Squirt! You are so awesome!" Rainbow said in awe.

                       "R-really?" Scootaloo stammered.

                       "Yeah! Now let's chase after those griffons!" Rainbow said getting ready to fly. Then a yellow streak passed them by. The pony noticed them and went back to talk to them. Recognizing who it was immediately, Rainbow saluted. Scootaloo stood there with her mouth open. It was Spitfire: Captain of the Wonderbolts.

                        "Rainbow Dash! I see you're still alive and that you've picked up a new recruit." Spitfire said crouching down to see Scootaloo. "I am currently in pursuit of a griffon squadron. If I fail, I want you to go after it. Understood?" Spitfire asked.

                         "Understood." Rainbow nodded. Spitfire then took off and followed the griffons. Spitfire caught up to them and flew around them trying to make them go the other direction. The griffons were heavily armed with cannons and attempted to shoot Sptifire. She was too fast for them. Behind Spitfire was Princess Celestia and Pinkie riding on her back.

                         "P-Princess!?" Spitfire exclaimed in disbelief. When she was distracted a griffon shot a even larger cannon at Spitfire and directly hit Spitfire, making her crash head first into Celestia and Pinkie.

                         "Mayday! Mayday!" Pinkie cried as she and Celestia were crashing into a sea of clouds.

       "And that Babs Seed, is why the jungle is home to all kinds of fruit." Applejack explained as she and Babs went for a hike around the jungle.

              "Then what're those?" Babs said pointing to some changelings stealing fruit.

              "Oh those are changelings, Babs. Wait a just a darn second! Changelings!? Babs you stay back! I'll handle these varmints!" Applejack said. She ran over and bucked a few Changelings in the gut. Babs watched as her cousin made changelings fly to the end of the entire jungle. She then remembered that her friends, the "cutie mark crusaders", had made a present for her. Seeing as how Applejack had things under control, she decided to open it. It was a popgun with seeds in them. Babs was pleased with the gift, but then turned back to Applejack. She wondered if she could help. She shot a couple changelings that Applejack was about to attack in the eye. Applejack looked back at Babs and smiled. "Hey! You're pretty handy with that thing!" Applejack said to Babs.

        When all the changelings were nowhere to be found, one final monster came out of the shadows. It was the deadly changeling queen: Queen Chrysalis. "Y'all better come back where you came from ya hear!" Applejack yelled. Queen Chrysalis remained silent. Something was off about her. Although Applejack knew her to be dark, she saw a strange purple aura around her. But it was probably nothing. Applejack bucked the changeling in the neck and made her fall to the ground. "Hoo! Well that was easy just like last time. Wait...that was too easy." Applejack said looking behind her.

        "But you forget pony, that it was not you who defeated me last time." said the real Queen Chrysalis. "It appears you have fallen for my less powerful double." Queen Chrysalis said as the purple clone disappeared into nothingness. Then she pulled out a cannon like the one Gilda wielded. "So now filly I will release you from this fantasy you call a life." Queen Chrysalis said as she turned her attention to Babs and prepared to shoot.

         "No!" Applejack said as she jumped in the way of the cannon and Babs. She turned to Babs and gave her one last look. "Babs run away. Far away so they won't getcha." Applejack said to Babs.

         "How sentimental." Queen Chrysalis mocked as she shot Applejack, turning her into a trophy.

         "Applejack!?" Babs screamed as she her now trophy-fied cousin. She then came to her senses and ran before Queen Chrysalis could turn her attention to her.

Hail Hydra!/Diamond Tiara: Queen of Pigs

      Babs Seed had barely escaped from the changeling queen with her life. It was an experience she would never forget. She was scared, alone, and sad. She then heard a scream. Babs then wasted no time in running to the sound of the scream. She arrived at a lake where to the left of her lay the body of a pegasus. Babs then rushed over to the body, checking for injuries. But as she examined the left hoof, a bubbling sound came from the lake. She turned her attention to the lake, slowly getting closer. A monster with multiple heads then emerged from the lake. It was a hydra and it wanted pony flesh. Babs screamed as one hydra head snapped its jaw at her. She shot her seeds at her but all did was make it flinch. The hydra closed in on her and backed Babs into the edge of the lake.

       Suddenly a yellow streak appeared in between Babs and the hydra. It was the pegasus Babs saw. She punched one of the hydra heads and kicked the other two with her hooves. The remaining head tried attacking the pegasus but she held up a blue device and shocked the head with it.

        "See this? Latest in pony technology. Oh did I not introduce myself? Name's Spitfire. You'll do well to remember it. It seems the music has started playing. So what do you say? Let's dance!" Spitfire said in a fighting stance. She dodged the next head and did a somersault around the other three. She pulled out a gun powered by magic. She shot several energy blasts at the heads.

         Babs watched from a distance astonished. "Quick! Get up on the hydra's back!" Babs shouted to Spitifire. She then moved to the back of the hydra and kicked it. The hydra was paralyzed from its broken back. Spitfire then ran the the base of the hydra.

         "How would you like some...FIRE!" Spitifire shouted as she burst into flames and flew up to the hydra. She then succeeded in setting the hydra on fire. The hydra then fainted and exploded several times before falling to the ground. Spitifire then turned her back to the hydra and pulled some sunglasses out of her uniform and put them on. "Freak of nature..." Spitfire murmured.

          "You were amazing out there!" Babs exclaimed. Spitfire then gave Babs a stern look.

           "Yeah, well you could've gotten yourself killed out there! You're lucky I was there. Now if you excuse me, I have to find out just where I landed." Spitfire scolded. She then walked away from the filly. Babs then ran to the Wonderbolt captain as she walked away.

            "So I don't actually have any people to care for me. At least not here. Can you take care of me?" Babs pleaded.

            "Sorry kid. The world's in danger. Can't afford any distractions." Spitfire said.

            "Please?" Babs begged with puppy-dog eyes. Spitfire sighed.

            "I have a feeling you won't leave me alone no matter what, so what the hay. Sure, why not." Spitfire said as she gave a little smile to Babs. Babs smiled back. "Quick! Get behind me!" Spitfire commanded. Babs did as she was told. A black figure resembling a Queen Chrysalis emerged from a green fire that had began to start. She was covered in a purple aura.

             "It's a fake!" Babs warned.

             "Then she shouldn't cause as much trouble as the real one." Spitfire said, getting ready to fight. She then pulled out her gun and shot at the figure repeatedly. The figure slowly got smaller every blast. She then dissolved into purple bugs. "Nasty little things." Spitfire said putting away her gun.

             "Now I've found you." said a distorted voice. Spitfire turned her attention to the real Queen Chrysalis who materialized behind her. She was holding the cannon from before.

              "You...you killed Applejack!" Babs screamed at the queen.

              "I know. Isn't life cruel?" Queen Chrysalis mocked. She then powered up her cannon. Spitfire reacted quickly. She grabbed Babs and flew off a cliff, far away from the queen.

"Sweetie Belle? Where are ya? Anyone?" Apple Bloom yelled as she wandered through the abandoned zoo. Originally it was owned by Filthy Rich, father of local bully Diamond Tiara. But for some reason it was empty now. "I knew I shouldn't have wandered off." Apple Bloom muttered. She then spotted a statue of Diamond. "Stone and cold. Just like Diamond." Apple Bloom chuckled while observing it. Suddenly the statue started to move. And then it started to march...after her. Scared, Apple Bloom ran for her life. She jumped over crates and boxes but the statue kept following her. She then jumped across a large lake. Apple Bloom looked as the statue marched into the lake and went underwater. Apple Bloom thought that was the end of the statue, so she walked along to find Sweetie Belle. Unfortunately the statue rose out of the water. Apple Bloom looked back to see that the statue was unstoppable. It was on a mission to kill. The statue trapped Apple Bloom into a corner. Apple Bloom closed her eyes getting ready to endure the pain.

       "PK PULSE!" shouted a voice behind Apple Bloom. A green spark headed towards the statue. Apple Bloom stared as the green spark shattered the statue and it exploded. Sweetie Belle then jumped in front of Apple Bloom from the fence behind her.

        "Sweetie Belle? Was that you who saved me? And how did you get those powers." Apple Bloom questioned.

        "Well...that's a funny story. See there was this bee and..." Sweetie Belle started to say, but before she could finish a giant spider machine emerged from the smoke left by the destroyed Diamond statue. Inside controlling it was none other than Diamond Tiara herself. She had sort of a dark aura surrounding her.

She looked practically insane.

         "Diamond?! What's gotten into you?" Apple Bloom yelled.

         "Some of us want to be alive when they rule Equestria. Only the fittest may survive. Blankflanks aren't fit to live in this world. You see daddy gave me this opportunity. He said that we should join their side if we want to survive. I was rewarded with this. Pretty cool huh. You'll never get your cutie marks and that's why you don't belong in a kingdom ruled by me!" Diamond said.

          "Diamond! Snap out of it!" Apple Bloom yelled.

          "Apple Bloom, Diamond is gone. We can't reason with her." Sweetie Belle consulted Apple Bloom as she made a fireball with her hooves. "PK FIRE!" Sweetie yelled. The fireball made contact with Diamond's mech and it caught on fire.

          "You...you dare attack me? You little nothing! Take this!" Diamond yelled as she pressed a button. She made her mech walk like a crab and grab Sweetie Belle. "Any last words?" Diamond asked. Sweetie turned to Apple Bloom.

           "Apple Bloom. Concentrate on Diamond and yell 'PK fire' ok?" Sweetie said to her friend. Apple Bloom was confused. "Just do it!" Sweetie Belle said strained as Diamond's mech squeezed her even tighter. Apple Bloom hesitated and then focused on the spider mech.

            "PK...FIRE!" Apple Bloom yelled. A fireball appeared in Apple Bloom's hooves. Apple Bloom had a frightened look on her face. She was doing what she thought was impossible. She then turned to her attention to her friend and shot Diamond's mech with her fireball. The mech's arms released Sweetie as it malfunctioned.

             "Warning! Now running on reserve power." Diamond's mech said.

             "Options?!" Diamond said now frantically pressing buttons while trying to avoid fire.

             "Reccomending: getting the hay out of there." The mech responded. "Self-destruct sequence activateeeeeedd." The machine said shutting down.

             "Oh...so that's what the button was for." Diamond said as she watched the clock on her screen go to one. "Oh bu-" Diamond screamed as the machine blew up. Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle meanwhile ran for cover from the explosion. When the explosion had ended, Sweetie Belle turned to Apple Bloom.

             "Looks like that talking bee was right. You have the powers too!" Sweetie Belle said.

             "Yeah. I guess I do." Apple Bloom said looking at her hooves. Just then a shadow appeared over the two fillies. It was Gilda.

             "And 'I guess' you just took out one of our commanders. Not that she was even that good anyways. But now that I know what you're capable of..." Gilda said as she pulled out her cannon, "I think it would be better if you both stayed out of our way." Gilda said as she powered up the cannon. She pointed it at Sweetie Belle. She fired the cannon several times but Sweetie dodged them. Gilda then thought that it might be easier to shoot the weaker one. She then pointed her cannon at Apple Bloom who just looked like she had seen a ghost. She then shot at her.

             "Apple Bloom watch out!" Sweetie Belle shouted as she jumped and took the hit for Apple Bloom and turned into a trophy. Apple Bloom then stared at the trophy. She then looked at the frightened look on the trophy's face.

              "S-Sweetie Belle?" Apple Bloom asked with tears in her eyes.

              "Looks like I got my prize after all. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ahahahahaha!" Gilda cackled. While she was laughing, Apple Bloom then took this time to run away from the mad-griffon with tears still in her eyes.

Looks Like an Angel/ When Doves Cry

       Apple Bloom ran as fast as she could. The entire zoo seemed like a maze. Dusty and broken. Everywhere you looked sand was sure to be on it. Including Apple Bloom's hooves. She stopped when she saw green goo drop from the sky. She leaned in closer to see the bubbling liquid react. The green goo started to mold into a pony statue. Then the pony statue turned black and green to reveal a changeling. Apple Bloom was scared to death. The changeling grabbed her hoof and screeched in Apple Bloom's face. Suddenly, she heard a bark.

       "W-Winona?" Apple Bloom asked. Sure enough, the Apple family's faithful dog came to the rescue. It growled and clawed on the changeling. Apple Bloom was shocked to see her pet claw on the eyes of a changeling. With a hit on the head, the changeling was knocked out and it disintegrated in its defeat. As soon as the changeling was gone, Winona licked the hoof of her owner. "Wow Winona! You saved me! How'd you learn to do all that neat stuff?" Apple Bloom said leaning downwards to let her dog lick her on the head. Winona then went to a bush and pulled out a small white rabbit. "Aw! Aren't you that cute bunny Spike brought over?" Apple Bloom said. The bunny, named Angel, pulled out a paper and pencil. He began to write down words to Apple Bloom's surprise.

         It read, "Hello Apple Bloom, now down to business. The changelings are taking over again and have recruited others to join them. Some by force, some...not. They have used a substance known as 'Shadow Bugs'  to manipulate the minds of others after their 'deaths'."

         "Ya mean...Diamond mighta been..." Apple Bloom asked with her head on the ground. Angel wrote down more words.

          "It is a highly probable possibility. Anyway kid, we've seen your special stuff and we want you to join us. Help us take down the changelings and save the world. So what do you say?" Angel's paper "said".

          "Well...will it give me my cutie mark?" Apple Bloom said with optimism.

          "Maybe?" Angel wrote with a sigh.

          "Yay!" Apple Bloom said as she jumped with joy.

A castle stands in the middle of a desert. Home to Prince Blueblood, who annoyed the citizens of Canterlot too often so they just isolated him here. He stood with his cape in the wind, about to make a speech to a nonexistent crowd.

       "To be, or not to be! That is the question! And I question you...what the hay is that!" Prince Blueblood said as he spied two changelings attempting to activate a Sombra Bomb. "Why do these things always happen to me?" Blueblood sighed. Blueblood raced to the armory...which was about ten feet from him. The armory was covered in gold statues of the rulers of old. At the end of the armory there was a sword covered in heavenly light. It's tip was as sharp as a pin and it's blade was decorated in the finest jewelry in Equestria. There was only one name that suited the sword: Falchion. When he saw the blade, he was overcome with its majesty. He walked towards the sword. Blueblood's hooves made contact with the handle of the golden handle of the sword. He felt a sort of energy surge inside him. Almost as if the sword itself had granted power to him. Blueblood then pointed his sword towards the sky ready to fight. Suddenly he heard a boom from outside. In his dramatic scene, he forgot that there was a counting bomb outside. "Uh oh." Blueblood said with fear. Fortunately for Blueblood, the Sombra Bomb did not reach the castle.

    After hiding under a table for 10 minutes, Blueblood decided to go outside and investigate. He found that a giant purple...thing had consumed the desert. Blueblood decided to get a closer look. Only to find himself getting smacked around by a light blue mare.

    "Did you steal Trixie's wagon?!" The mare known as Trixie said as she pulled out a sword.

    "What!?" Blueblood asked.

    "Answer me!" Trixie said.

     "Uh! No of course not! What would I want with your wagon?" Blueblood trembled.

     "Trixie guesses that makes sense." Trixie said as she turned away from the prince.

      "Wait! Surely a beautiful mare like you shouldn't go by herself all alone?" Blueblood said with the most fake smile known to ponykind.

       "You're scared aren't you?" Trixie said unamused. "Fine then. If it makes you feel better, you may stay with Trixie."

        "Oh thank you!" Blueblood sighed with relief.

         "'Thank you?' I thought you were the one helping Trixie." Trixie smirked.

          "Yes well um...what's that in the sky!?" Blueblood said trying to change the subject. Indeed he was right. There was a changeling holding a bomb flying in the sky. "I believe that's one of those bombs that did this!" Blueblood said as he pointed towards the purple explosion. "They probably were the ones who stole your wagon as well!"

           "Well in that case, let's go after it." Trixie said. The two set off in pursuit of the flying changeling. They stopped when they heard the yell of a stallion.

            "AETHER!" The voice said. It appeared that a stallion had hit the changeling and the bomb with his sword. His skin was white and his mane blue.

            "Is that...Shining Armor?" Blueblood asked. Suddenly, the stallion now revealed as Shining Armor, landed next to the two ponies.

            "You called?"

It had been approximately one year since Lightning Dust was kicked out of Wonderbolts Academy. She was sitting on the road of the country wondering what to do next. She saw a weird looking pony travel across the road. Her eyes looked like they were swirled and they matched her swirly hair. Lightning Dust gazed as the weird pony crossed her. To her surprise, the pony came again from the exact same place she came last time. Lightning failed to realize the behind her was a dracoequus with a absurdly large hammer.

      "Sorry about this my dear." The dracoequus apologized.

      "What the!" Lightning said as she was hit up into the air by the hammer. When she came down, she was 100 percent trophy.

       "Very very sorry about that my dear! But you see I need bait and you just fit the bill! Oh I never introduced myself! I'm Discord! Pleasure to meet you!" Discord said to the frozen statue with a terrified face. "All righty then! Now for the bait!" Discord set Lightning Dudt on the road in plain sight of anyone who should stop by. Who should spot it but Gilda, who was doing her usual patrol of the area.

       "Ho hoh! I got myself a free trophy!" Gilda said as she flew down, dropped her current trophies and grabbed the trophy. Discord snapped his fingers and a giant net trapped the griffon in a matter of seconds. "What the heck!" Gilda shouted.

        "It seems you're all tied up here! Do you mind if I hold on to your trophies for you?" Discord asked grabbing the statues of Luna and Sweetie Belle.

         "Discord! I swear if you touch any of those I will obliterate you in seconds!" Gilda yelled through the net.

          "Oops almost forgot!" Discord said as he snapped his fingers to make the net soundproof. He then grabbed the trophies and snapped his fingers to take Gilda's current Lightning trophy. Gilda screamed and screamed and banged on the net but Discord didn't notice any of it. "Now if you excuse me I'll be taking my leave now! Goodbye!" Discord said snapping his fingers.

Twilight Princess (Oh yes I did)/Suiting Up

       "I knew I shouldn't have let Pinkie draw that map! Right before she was going to a fight no less. I just have to find that castle..." Twilight said. It was a long and hard day. She was stuck in the Everfree with no indication of where she was. Twilight walked aimlessly through the forest until she found anything if interest. To her surprise, she found something very peculiar. It was a sword stuck in a tree stump. "Who in Equestria would put a sword in a tree stump?" Twilight thought. "Might as well use it." So Twilight grabbed the handle with her magic and pulled the sword out. Without her knowledge, a small alligator bit Twilight.

        "Gah!" Twilight yelled as she pulled the alligator from her leg. "Hey! Aren't you Pinkie's pet Gummy?" Gummy just stared blankly. "Yup, only Gummy would stare like that." Twilight said sarcastically as she rolled her eyes. "Ok little guy. We have to get you back to Pinkie. Ah!" Twilight said as she stepped in green goo. "I hope that wasn't you Gummy!" Twilight scolded. She then found that the goo was falling from the sky. Intrigued, Twilight put Gummy on her back and flew up. She found that griffons had been grabbing the goo from a wagon and throwing it down on the ground. "Why would they do that?" Twilight said as she scratched her head. She flew down to find that the green goo was no more. In its place was a changeling.

        "Surrender now!" The changeling snarled. Twilight shot a beam of magic on it in response.

        "Ok Gummy. Something weird is definitely going on!" Twilight said as she saw the griffons fly away. "And I'm going to find out what!"

"Why did I have to chose a cardboard box of all places to hide! I can't breathe! It's ok, it'll all be worth it in the end. I just have to warn her! If I don't suffocate to death first..."

On a floating island, millions of changelings are at work. They only do as they are told. Every corner of the island is filled to the brim with changelings. That is except for one pony. A yellow pegasus with a pink mane: Fluttershy.

        "Oh! Why do I always have the scary jobs! Ok! Ok! Don't cry! Just be brave you can do this!" Fluttershy said inside her hiding place in the air ducts. She was tasked to infiltrate a secret changeling facility and grab the experimental power suit the changelings stole. In the wrong hands, the suit could be deadly. "Time to go! Now! I'm going now!" Fluttershy said still not moving from the air ducts. "Ok! For sure this time! Go!" Fluttershy fluttered down from her space in the air ducts. A changeling heard the noise and went to investigate. Fluttershy heard hoofsteps and curled into a little ball in fear. "Please don't find me! Please don't find me!" Fluttershy whispered. To her relief the changeling went away. She continued to navigate through the facility. Fluttershy then found a room marked "power supply". With some hesitation, she went in.

         What she found, was horrifying. In a machine, the life force was being sucked right out of a baby dragon. No. Not just a baby dragon. That baby dragon was Spike. Spike looked as if he was beaten a hundred times. Every few seconds he would yell. Weakly, he looked to his right and saw salvation.

         "Fl-Fluttershy? Is...that you?" Spike said with great effort.

         "Spike! Don't worry! I'll get you out of there! I promise!" Fluttershy said pushing random buttons on the machine. When none of that worked, Fluttershy got mad! "What!? What kind of deranged monster would create...such...a THING!" Fluttershy said as she banged her hooves on the machine. Eventually, the machine broke and Spike stumbled out. "Spike! I'm so glad you're okay!" Fluttershy said as she hugged Spike.

           "Yeah...me...t-too." Spike stuttered.

           "Spike, I need you to tell me anything you know about a power suit! Um...if you want." Fluttershy said blushing.

            "Power suit? I think I heard some changelings say it was down the hall." Spike said.

             "Really?!" Fluttershy said as she flew up with joy.

             "Uh-huh!" Spike nodded.

              "Then let's go!" Fluttershy said grabbing Spike.

And Now For A Short Intermission

Trixie's Original Audition Tape #1

Youtube Video

Who's the mare next door living in the haunted wagon?

You better learn my name 'cause it's Trixie!

She cast the darkest spells and she makes a decent potion.

The future of cider's looking bleak!

Don't let yourself be fooled by her powerless demeanor!

Stare in awe of the Great and Powerful Trixie!

She sometimes plays with dolls and she sometimes braids her hair.

How do you even know about that!?

Ursa 2 i cast a hex on you!.

Little pig, this will make you big!.

Miss Hundred Bits, soon your dress won't fit! .

Dressious Giganticus!.

Oh no! Not again.

She can rule the world and still not fill out her paperwork.

Don't you know after all these rhymes I'm Trixie?

Better watch where you trot or she'll cast a spell on you!

I made a unicorn look like a loon!.

I'm a slave to my life..

Well I guess that it's true..

My life is a huge big boast.

If you understand we could be friends....

And if you kiss me you're toast!  

Who's the mare next door living in the haunted wagon?

I said it once I'll say it again: I'm Trixie

You had better beware if you meet her on the street!

I'm the coolest mare you'll ever meet!

I'm the coolest mare you'll ever meet!

And now for a look at the auditions for people who didn't make the cut

    "Trixie Punch!" Trixie said as she thrust her hoof into the air awkwardly.

     "Nope sorry." said the director.

     "I was really feeling it there...oh well."

"Show your moves. C'mon! Rainbow punch!" Rainbow Dash said.

        "Okay good news and bad news." said the director.

         "Ok what's the bad news."

          "The bad news is you didn't get this part."

           "D'aw!"

            "The good news is you are playing the part of Mario!"

             "So...awesome! Thank you! Thank you so much!"

"Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne?" Trixie said striking a Hamlet pose.

        "Ok we have no idea what you are saying so we can't cast you." the director said.

        "I was trying to stay faithful to the role..." Trixie said disappointed.

"Hi! Poyo! Poyo!" Pinkie said bouncing around the room.

         "No question. You got the role!" the director said.

          "All right!"

"For the last time Blueblood, we are not letting you in this picture!" the annoyed director said.

        "I have bits." Blueblood said holding up a bag of 10,000 bits.

         "You're in."

"Um...my name is Fluttershy and I will be auditioning for the the role of Samus Aran...my favorite character...meep." Fluttershy said cowering.

        "Ok let's see what you've got." the director said. Fluttershy then stood up tall and formal.

        "Planet Zebes!"" Fluttershy said with her hoof in the air. "I  called this place home once." Fluttershy said looking at the ground sadly. "In peaceful times...long before evil haunted the caverns below." Fluttershy said with a serious tone.

        "You are exactly what we are looking for!" the director said clapping.

         "Yay!"

"My name is Spike. Spike the dragon. And Twilight said I would be perfect for the role of Yoshi so here I am! Do I look the role or what?" Spike said with his arms raised.

        "Yes, well you do look like a Yoshi but you also look like Pikachu. Which role would you be more comfortable performing?" the director said.

         "Pikachu? I...can choose the role of Pikachu? Yeeeees!!!" Spike said. "Thanks so much!"

"Greninja! Greninja...Greninja?" Trixie said mysteriously.

        "Sorry but Greninja isn't in the Subspace Emissary." the director explained.

        "Dang it!"

"Hi! My name is Sweetie Belle! And I will be auditioning for the part of Ne-" Sweetie Belle started to say.

        "You've got the part!" The director said without any doubt.

"Victory is my destiny." Trixie said holding up her cape.

         "You got the role." the director said.

         "Ok then...wait what?"

          "You got the role."

           "Yes! Finally!"

"Join me Link! And I will make your face the greatest in Coradi! Or else you will die!" Tirek said. "Are you sure these are the right lines?"

         "Sure, sure just keep reading." the director said with a smirk.

          "No! Not into the pit! It buuurns!"

My Little Smash Bros: Misunderstandings are Lethal!

When we last saw Pinkie and Celestia, they were crashing down after a collision with Spitfire.

"I never got to tell Dashie I..." Pinkie screamed as she and the princess were plummeting towards a lake. To their surprise, they fell in it. They were soaked when they got out of the lake. Pinkie's mane was long for a moment, but one shake later, her hair was puffy and back to normal. "...are the last cupcake at her birhday party!" Pinkie finished. "Speaking of food, I think I smell some!" Pinkie then hopped away in search of food leaving Celestia alone.

    Suddenly, a flash of light impaled the princess in the chest, turning her into a trophy.

    "I'm sorry princess, but your bodyguard is in another castle!" Queen Chrysalis said as she came to claim her prize. "And now soon, you will be a slave to me!" Chrysalis said as she dropped Shadow Bugs on Celestia's trophy. They covered Celestia's trophy and created a shadow version of her, leaving the original trophy for Chrysalis to steal. "Good my slave, now annihilate anypony you can find." Queen Chrysalis said as she gave Shadow Celestia a cannon, took the original trophy and teleported away.

      Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo were moving along the trail, unaware that they were being aimed at by Shadow Celestia. The evil princess was about to fire, until Twilight Sparkle, who had just arrived, shot the cannon and destroyed it. Shadow Celestia then glared at Twilight and her alligator companion as she prepared to fight.

      "Princess Celestia, what's gotten into you! Something's wrong and if beating you is then only way to make it right...I'll do it!" Twilight shouted. Twilight then proceeded to do a roundhouse kick on the princess, knocking her off her hooves. Twilight then used a spell to stun Celestia and knock her out. She then proceeded to turn into a trophy. But instead of staying frozen, her trophy fully dissolved.Twilight was now as confused as ever. But then she came to a conclusion.

        "That wasn't the real Celestia. The real Celestia would never do this. Nor would she fight so badly." Twilight said, looking to Gummy as he nodded with a blank expression on his face.

"Hey Rainbow Dash, what's that?" Scootaloo said as she saw Twilight fighting Celestia from afar.

        "It looks like...Twilight is attacking Celestia!? Come on Scootaloo, we've got to put a stop to this, even if she is our friend." Rainbow said as she ran towards Twilight, dragging Scootaloo along with her. They got there just in time to see Celestia's trophy dissolving. "Twilight, did you just destroy the princess?!" Rainbow Dash yelled. Twilight looked and saw Rainbow Dash giving a angry look to her.

         "Rainbow Dash?! I swear, this isn't what it looks like!" Twilight said nervously.

          "Oh yeah? It looks pretty bad to me!"

           "Rainbow, please let me explain!"

           "Have you sided with them?"

            "Please! Let me ta-" Twilight started to say as she was hit in the face by Rainbow. She fell to the ground from the pain. Both Scootaloo and Gummy looked on wide-eyed at the scene. Albeit for different reasons. Rainbow put up a fighting stance. Twilight, with her face bruised and red, stood up and energized her horn.

             "Sorry Twi, but it. Is. On." Rainbow Dash said shooting a glance at Twilight. Rainbow flew at Twilight at lightning speed. She "shoryukened" Twilight, tossing her into the sky. Unfortunately, Twilight could fly too. Rainbow tried to punch Twilight a second time but she dodged. Rainbow let a string of punches onto Twilight once her guard was down. Rainbow then flew up far above Twilight and flew straight down. Gathering up all her speed and aiming at the confused Twilight, Rainbow did a sonic rainboom and flung Twilight down onto the ground.

              "So...how's your day going?" Scootaloo asked awkwardly to Gummy. Gummy blinked twice.

               Coming out of the ground, Twilight angrily shot three magical blasts at her misguided friend. Rainbow dodged every one with great difficulty. Rainbow then noticed Scootaloo on the sidelines, cheering her on.

                "Um...a little help here?" Rainbow said to Scootaloo.

                 "Oh! Sure Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo said, just noticing that she was in possession of a magical bow and arrows. Scootaloo then aimed her bow at Twilight steadily. Once she had the perfect shot, she released the arrow from the bow. It traveled quickly from the bow to Twilight.

                  "Ahhh!" Twilight screamed as she fell to the ground. Slowly, her body turned into a trophy.

                  Not too far away, Discord was traveling in a brand new white vehicle, carrying his trophy prizes, along the route. Hoping to find trophies, he conveniently passed by the fight scene.

                  "It appears luck has fallen in my favor once again." Discord said. Discord snapped his fingers and the trophy of Twilight appeared in the back seat.

                   "Discord?!" Rainbow shouted as she saw Discord ride off.

                   "Sorry, but these are mine! You'll understand later on." Discord yelled to Rainbow. "Or depending on if you've played the game, you already know." Discord said as he winked to the viewers.

                    "Discord! Unhand Twilight now!" Pinkie screamed as she climbed on the back on the vehicle.

                    "What the heck!" Discord said as he saw Pinkie.

                     "Say hello to my little friend...Le Party Cannõn." Pinkie said as she pulled out her trademark "Party Cannon" and shot the vehicle. It shook it just enough to make Twilight fall out. Pinkie jumped out and watch the vehicle ride away.

                      "I'll be back!" Discord yelled as he rode off into the sunset.

                       "It's not even that late!" Pinkie yelled back. "How is there a sunset?" As soon as Discord left, the sun went back into its original position. "Oh that makes more sense." Pinkie then looked to Twilight's trophy. She immidiately went to revive her.

With a flash of light, Twilight turned back to normal.

                       "Pinkie! Don't let her get away!" Rainbow yelled as she and Scootaloo approached Pinkie and Twilight.

                       "Let who?"

                        "Twilight! She's a turncoat! She destroyed Princess Celestia!" Rainbow said pointing at Twilight.

                        "I was trying to tell you that it wasn't Princess Celestia. It was a shadow clone! That's why the trophy dissolved!" Twilight explained.

                        "That...does...kinda make sense." Rainbow said blushing.

                         "Speaking of not making sense, didn't Discord have other trophies? Let's follow him!" Pinkie said.

                         "Ok! Oh and sorry about beating you to a pulp, Twi." Rainbow said ashamed.

                          "That's ok. You thought you were doing the right thing." Twilight said.

                           "Ok! Ok! Now let's get going!" Pinkie said impatiently.

                           "Let's go girls,we have a long journey ahead of us." Twilight said.

Discord's Plan

"Yes, what is it now?"

"He knows our plan."

"I see."

"Go to his place of residence now. I want him executed."

"Yes sir. My children will be ready to serve."

"Excellent."

"So...where are we goin' exactly?" Apple Bloom said worriedly. She and Angel had been traveling the countryside for days. The land was surrounded by nothing but sand. Angel pointed over a hill. "Ok, if you say so." Apple Bloom murmured. The duo climbed the hill and saw a large cave in front of them. Angel then grabbed his paper and wrote on it. It said:

A colleague of ours is inside that cave. If we can find her, she will be of great service to us.

"Oh! Well sure thing!" Apple Bloom replied. Unfortunately a large griffon swooped down and landed in front of the cave. "You're..." Apple Bloom stuttered.

"Gilda, commander of the Griffon army. Ugh, you don't know how much I had to go through to get here. Anyways, give up now kid. The Griffon Empire doesn't want any more interfering. There is a reason they chose me for this mission. I'm lethal, I'm professional and I don't take prisoners. So listen up, filly. You are going to die a horrible death at my hands. And it ain't gonna be pretty. After you, Rainbow Dash will be second." Gilda threatened.

"What's your deal with Rainbow Dash!?" Apple Bloom asked.

"You wouldn't understand...you're just a filly." Gilda said as she pulled out her cannon. Angel then pointed towards Gilda and looked to Winona. The Apple family's faithful dog nodded and ran towards Gilda. "What the! Get off of me, you mutt!" Gilda said as Winona scratched Gilda's face until she attempted to pull her off.

"Hey, get your claws off my dog!" Apple Bloom yelled as she made a small fireball in between her hooves. "PK FIRE!!" Apple Bloom screamed. The fireball then flew like a bullet towards Gilda and set her wings on fire.

"AHH!!! MY WINGS ARE ON FIRE! MY WINGS ARE ON FIRE! MY WINGS ARE ON FIRE!" Gilda yelled as she flew away in retreat.

"Oh no ya don't! PK THUNDER!!!" Apple Bloom yelled. Her hooves now held a spark on energy. She pushed the spark towards Gilda and it made direct contact with the griffon. Slowly, Gilda's claws became metal and she fell head first into the ground. Apple Bloom and Angel rushed over to the body of the commander. Her body was half transformed into a trophy.

"This...is...impossible. I...must...apprehend the criminals..." Gilda strained.

"No Gilda, you are a criminal." Apple Bloom said. And then, Gilda was a trophy. The transformation was complete and Gilda's beak was finally permanently shut. Apple Bloom suddenly remembered something important she had to ask, but it was too late now. "Ah forgot to ask her where Sweetie Belle was..." Apple Bloom cried. Angel patted the filly on the back and pointed to the cave. Perhaps there was a chance to find her friend after all.

Inside a dark and mysterious castle, Discord stood watching over three trophies. In his claw he held three brooches. One for each trophy. Discord begun to place the brooches on the trophies. One on a unicorn filly, another on a pegasus but he suddenly stopped when he was about to put one on a shadowy allicorn. He looked to the brooch and back to her. Discord sighed heavily as he put the brooch on the allicorn.

"Perhaps, I could make one in time..." Discord murmured. All of a sudden, the door was destroyed and in its place stood an army of changelings. One held a large cannon.

"For the queen!" The lead cannon-weilding changeling shouted. This caught Discord by surprise. However, he did not act fast enough. The changeling shot at the stunned draconequus and immediately turned him into a trophy. "The queen's orders have been fulfilled." the changeling snarled.