Unlikely Allies

by SlightlyEccentric

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Random, Human, Romance
Length: 742

So Hitler and Stalin and Rianbow Dahs get iot on and there's steamy hot sex and stuff yeAH!!!1

Ok so there's Hitler and he's all lonely and then Satlin wants some and then rAINBOW DAsj gets involved and then they're all like "OH YEAH" and have steamy hot nazi comminist ss pony dictatorshipping. There's even a bit where a guy has penisess forlegs so You should read it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-15 16:11:43 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a sunny day and Hitler L;OOked outer the Stalin burst into the room and said with a heavy

Russian accent that he had run out of communist ice cream and that he desperately needed some

communist ice cream for his communist that Hitler hated. Hitler turned around and saided that he

had some cream he would liker to give to stalin and stalin was like gimme that cream you jew hating

crazy jew man. So Hitler was like dropped his trouser to reveal his swatztika breifs and Stalin dropped

his trousers to reveal his communismism hammrer and sickle breifs and they admired each otheras

breifs. Stalin gave Hitler and blowjob and it tickld his willy because of his moustache. HITLER shout

jajajaja very loud so the jew servant ran in to see what was happening and he saw Stalin giving Hitler

an blowjob and so he ran away stealing Hitler’s stawtzstika breifs which he then solded on ebay for

many a jew penny.Then Hans thatr was Hitler's guard heard a lot of noise coming from hitler's bedrooom

and got about 50 hench bodyguards to knock down teh dor where he saw hitler and stalin and stalin

was sticking his dick in rainbow dash's eye.

Rianbow dash was like omg hi and, pulling stalins dicks out hisher eye flew over to Hans and shat on

his head and hans was like “ohshit this is so secsy” and jumpred into bed with staling and hilter and

staling rainbow dash. Then all the henchmen all turned out to be super duper horny SS Officers so they

jumped into bed also and the bed was big by the way  so they were all having this gigantic ss

communist pony nazi orgy when barak obama walked in and was like “yo wassup nigga” then rainbow

dash ate him because she thought his was chocolate then rainbow dash caaaaaaaaaaame all over everyone

and they wre swimming in rainbow come and everyone have rainbow hair and moustaches and even

stalin’s pubes were pink. One of the SS Officers turned around who was actually Winston Churchill and

says to rainbowdash “I love you” and rainbow dash said back to him “but nobody love me except

schoolaloo sclootaloo only lovered me before now i lovered you too” so Churchill unrolled his wrinkly

6 foot trousersnake and penetrated rainbow dash but hios dick was too big and it went straight through

her lady parts and stomch and heart and brain and platted out her back. He then had a dead rainbowdash

on the end of his cock and he couldn’t get it off so he waved it around a bit but only csucceedded in nocking

out Hitler “im going to invade your arse like we invaded Poland” while fingering butthole.

SUdeenly everything is stopping and Hitler wakes up and is like oshit what happened i hate jews and the

door opens and Cameron McDonna walks in except he's not using his legs because he has two erect penises

so he walks on those instead. Celstia and Luna fall out the wardrobe followed by Lion and which and wardrobe

except there wasn't a wardrobe because they fell out of it and they're all covered in snow and Cestia is all like

"I say i'll take it up the arse tiddly bobob" and Luna. Cam does them both with his double dick Hiteler wants to

join in but gets locked in wardrobe by Rory williams hahahahaha that guy. All the Super duper horny SS officers

are having the most steamy orgy on the bed (which is actuallyy changeling that looks like bed) and they all take

turns to ride Churchil’s dick like banana boat with a pony corpse on the end. Cam’s balls explerodinodes so Celstioa

and Luna are immenselky disappointed and demand a refund but cam is like no. So celestika sends him to the

moon where there is no air so cam dies ontop of a massive heap on pony corpses that turn him on slightly a bit.

Stalin is licking Hitlerers lump on his head from churchils penis and Hitler thinks it is the hottest thing since

gassing the jews and rainbow dash eating barak obama so he ejaculates everywhere except he no ejaculate

normle instead swatztikas fire out his deck  and swtazitas get all in your face like bitchy ASDA attendants turn

everyone in the room into a nazi including the SS offoicers who were secretly black.