//-------------------------------------------------------// Unlikely Allies -by SlightlyEccentric- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 //-------------------------------------------------------// Chapter 1 It was a sunny day and Hitler L;OOked outer the Stalin burst into the room and said with a heavy Russian accent that he had run out of communist ice cream and that he desperately needed some communist ice cream for his communist that Hitler hated. Hitler turned around and saided that he had some cream he would liker to give to stalin and stalin was like gimme that cream you jew hating crazy jew man. So Hitler was like dropped his trouser to reveal his swatztika breifs and Stalin dropped his trousers to reveal his communismism hammrer and sickle breifs and they admired each otheras breifs. Stalin gave Hitler and blowjob and it tickld his willy because of his moustache. HITLER shout jajajaja very loud so the jew servant ran in to see what was happening and he saw Stalin giving Hitler an blowjob and so he ran away stealing Hitler’s stawtzstika breifs which he then solded on ebay for many a jew penny.Then Hans thatr was Hitler's guard heard a lot of noise coming from hitler's bedrooom and got about 50 hench bodyguards to knock down teh dor where he saw hitler and stalin and stalin was sticking his dick in rainbow dash's eye. Rianbow dash was like omg hi and, pulling stalins dicks out hisher eye flew over to Hans and shat on his head and hans was like “ohshit this is so secsy” and jumpred into bed with staling and hilter and staling rainbow dash. Then all the henchmen all turned out to be super duper horny SS Officers so they jumped into bed also and the bed was big by the way  so they were all having this gigantic ss communist pony nazi orgy when barak obama walked in and was like “yo wassup nigga” then rainbow dash ate him because she thought his was chocolate then rainbow dash caaaaaaaaaaame all over everyone and they wre swimming in rainbow come and everyone have rainbow hair and moustaches and even stalin’s pubes were pink. One of the SS Officers turned around who was actually Winston Churchill and says to rainbowdash “I love you” and rainbow dash said back to him “but nobody love me except schoolaloo sclootaloo only lovered me before now i lovered you too” so Churchill unrolled his wrinkly 6 foot trousersnake and penetrated rainbow dash but hios dick was too big and it went straight through her lady parts and stomch and heart and brain and platted out her back. He then had a dead rainbowdash on the end of his cock and he couldn’t get it off so he waved it around a bit but only csucceedded in nocking out Hitler “im going to invade your arse like we invaded Poland” while fingering butthole. SUdeenly everything is stopping and Hitler wakes up and is like oshit what happened i hate jews and the door opens and Cameron McDonna walks in except he's not using his legs because he has two erect penises so he walks on those instead. Celstia and Luna fall out the wardrobe followed by Lion and which and wardrobe except there wasn't a wardrobe because they fell out of it and they're all covered in snow and Cestia is all like "I say i'll take it up the arse tiddly bobob" and Luna. Cam does them both with his double dick Hiteler wants to join in but gets locked in wardrobe by Rory williams hahahahaha that guy. All the Super duper horny SS officers are having the most steamy orgy on the bed (which is actuallyy changeling that looks like bed) and they all take turns to ride Churchil’s dick like banana boat with a pony corpse on the end. Cam’s balls explerodinodes so Celstioa and Luna are immenselky disappointed and demand a refund but cam is like no. So celestika sends him to the moon where there is no air so cam dies ontop of a massive heap on pony corpses that turn him on slightly a bit. Stalin is licking Hitlerers lump on his head from churchils penis and Hitler thinks it is the hottest thing since gassing the jews and rainbow dash eating barak obama so he ejaculates everywhere except he no ejaculate normle instead swatztikas fire out his deck  and swtazitas get all in your face like bitchy ASDA attendants turn everyone in the room into a nazi including the SS offoicers who were secretly black.