It was a cold and snowy day; Adolf Hitler looked outside the window of his Bavarian retreat with longing eyes, Hoping an angel would fly down and bring him companionship to brighten up his dreary life. Adolf thought to himself, This isnt Russia, Why is it snowing. At that moment, A strange moustached figure burst in, It took a moment for Adolf to realise just who it was.
"Comrade!" exclamed the moustached figure.
"Stalin!?" Hitler replied, The shock of the situation evident in his voice.
"Leave us Hans" Hitler ordered the butler out of the room.
"Care for a drink Iosif?"
It was a few hours later when the Hans the butler heard a commotion in the meeting room. He raced up the hallway, Bringing as many guards with him as he could muster.
The smell of Alcohol and sweat lingered heavy in the cold air. Hans and the guards looked around for any signs of life, There were none. Adolf's coat and peaked cap were strewn across a nearby sofa, Stalin's trench coat was hanging from the crystal chandelier, His sidearm hanging out of the pocket. Something was not right here. Hans and the guards made their way to Adolf's private "Quiet Room" as he liked to call it, The trail of destruction was evident, Riding trousers rested atop a shattered lampshade on the floor, boots were in the fridge, boxers hanging from the curtain rail. Hans had an idea what was going on, He didn’t like it. There was also a strange multi-coloured fur like substance on the carpet, The guards had never seen anything like it.
Hans burst through the the bedroom door, He was greeted by a sight that would haunt him for the rest of his life.
There was Adolf hitler. Naked on the bed, Holding a riding crop in his mouth like a good retriever.
Stalin was covered from head to toe in excrement, The smell was intense.
In the middle of all this, A small horse like creature, Blue as the dawn sky with a mane more beautiful than a rainbow on a Frankfurt afternoon. Hitler was balls deep in the vagina of the strange blue pony, Stalin had his erect faeces covered penis in the rainbow ponies eye socket.
Its not what it looks like exclaimed Adolf! His face as red as a plum.
