Reenboe Dache n da qust 4 tha mgick brck

by HeroOfOOO

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Other, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1469

Translation: Rainbow Dash's quest for the magic brick...(Definitely a oneshot.)

Reenboe hs herd uph tha stry tht ppl whu own th brck bcm mr awsm. No jst 20% but hger!

Translation: All hell breaks loose... Rainbow has heard of the story, that people who own the magic brick became more awesome. Not just 20% but higher!

A deep and touching fic with such a deeper meaning about life and philosophy... Please welcome, a fic that is nothing like what I explained.

(And this is what it's like to ask a friggin 8 year old brony[well, he wasn't really a brony that much] what'd he think about me writing a story for him.)

Published 2015-07-05 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-07-05 18:30:02 UTC

Final Chapter

As Rainbow Dash grabbed the Brick like how Chuck Norris in an Indiana Jones costume taught her before Chuck went into the eternal sleep with Bruce Lee, with a precisely aimed, horse-like super round house kick. The brick flew, ricocheted off the wall and onto her hand.

"At last!" She rejoiced. "I finally got it! Now I'm Swagaliscious like Two Chainz. Now time to jetpack outta' here!" She said as she grabbed the jetpack created and given to by the boy genius, Jimmy Neutron.

"Yeehaw! I'm going to the future!" Then a time warp ripped to the speed of time, removing her memories... And so, it's back to the drawing board on how to get the magic brick... Again.

Rainbow Dash and the quest for the magical brick

And so, our story begins with our hero/heroine (She might be trans), Rainbow Dash who is taking a gander at AppleJack's sexy flank while she deliciously and seductively eats an apple. "Ahhh, the 'Apple' of my eye I see." Rainbow Dash giggled then a paper flew at her face during her concentration which shocked her. "Ahhh! Paper cut!" She then removed the paper out of her face and looked at the piece of crap that distracted her.

"A Map?"

Majick Brck, hldr geins majickl powrs nown ass sweg. Bgin advenchur rit hur.

Then some pathways and what not.

"OOOooh, that means I can attract AppleJack! Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!"

Then Rainbow Dash tested her skills on flying through brick walls and taking rings from goblin-like creatures (The one ring to rule them all) and knowing how to kill gigantic humanoid beings that have no genitalia, she readied herself as she saw the first thing on the map... A yellow brick road.

"A brick road? Oh this'd be fun..." So she walked and walked.... and walked.

"I could just fly! Why the heck am I walking?"

'Because I told you to do so! Now go on, slave!'

"Fine..." And the asshole she is, she walked and walked and she saw a metallic pony trying to cut a tree with magic. "What the-?"

"Oh, I'm just killing this tree because it has no meaning, and I don't care what other people use it for." said the pony with an emotionless grin.

Rainbow's eyes shrinked in fear. "I'm going to go on the quest for a brick with magical powers, wanna *gulp* come?"

"Yeah, I don't have the HEART to care about myself either. I'm just here, following you. No affections whatsover."

"Great! Now don't kill me, bub."

Mettalic Pony has joined the party.

"Now, do you want HP?"

"I have no heart. I don't have pain."

"Oh, that's sad."

"What's sad?" The robot sighed "Let's just go."

They walked and walked and walked and walked.

"So hey, uhh... Why do you wanna help me anyway?"

"Well, I don't know. I don't have a brai-"

"Hey! That's my line..." Then all of a sudden, a scarepony came in the party. "Can I be the side kick, plz?"

"Uhh, I ain't sure about tha-"

"PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ" 9 pages condensed later "PLZ PLZ PLZ"

"We've been here for about 1 hour, what is this? DBZ you dumb nut?" Rainbow Dash said. "Well at least add some fight scenes in the duration of the 'PLZ'. Now you coming or what?"

"YEAH! I'm the sidekick! WOOHOOO!"

Scarepony has joined the party.

"Now, let's go shall we?" Rainbow said.

"Yipee!!!! Now let's go get that brick!"

"Whatever..." The Mechanical Pony said. "Oh, have I mentioned that there are more than 1 mechanical beings?"

"Oh really?" Rainbow said while walking. "Like what?" She questioned.

"Well, there's Android 16, 17 and 18." The Mechanical Pony said."19 & 20 were destroyed and I have no idea why... And I don't care."

"Aren't you scared that you have a chance of dying?" Dash said to the mechanical pony.

"Nah..."

"Okay, so do you have the heart enough to commit mass genocide?"

"No heart, remember?"

"Oh yeah..." RD said as she then stared down at her map. "We're close. All we have to do is pass the gate."

"A gate?' The scarepony said. "This Gate looks nothing like a gate, look at it, I can go right through it!" He said, pointing at the arch.

"It has numbers!" RD said as she walked to a pedestal containing numbers. She said aloud the numbers as she pushed them in. "OO7 373 5963." Then the arch jumped to life. The arch formed a portal to another place. Rainbow Dash was amazed. "Wow, aren't you amazed Mecha-Pony?"

"I can make better."

"Wowweee! That's some fine tech!" said Scarecrow to the Robot. "I don't have the 'brains' to use them! Anyways, Dashie, was it? How'dya figure out the code?" Scarecrow said.

"IDK. Anyways, let's get that magick brck!"

And after the long long long pretty long journey on the brick road, eventually defeating Mike Tyson and travelling to the most horrible place in entire world: NISLT's Comment Section. After the dangerous encounter of the Spookwagen, he was eaten by Shpee and the throne was given to the SpyCrap. Rainbow Dash opened her mouth and said this... "What the buck?"

After passing through the Sapphire city, they finally made it to OZ. And you know what happened-- what? You haven't watched the movie? Well ain't that a surprise. I'm changing it. After Rainbow Dash had successfully killed Rubberfruit, she was crying on top of the robot's body.

"I feel pain." said the mechanical pony. "Why?"

"Because you'll be separated from us."

"I have a 'heart'... I am afraid."

"Shhh, If I get the magical brick, I'll wish you ba-"

"No. Rainbow, the brick is yours. I will always be in the place I thought I never had, your heart." as the robot shut down, Rainbow cried as Scarecrow patted her back.

"Go on, I'll take care of his body, I have a 'brain' now. I am traumatized." then a laugh track played. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Rainbow Dash went through the entrance and saw the magical brick, standing on the pedestal, shining, shimmering, splendid.

As Rainbow Dash grabbed the Brick like how Chuck Norris in an Indiana Jones costume taught her before Chuck went into the eternal sleep with Bruce Lee, with a precisely aimed, horse-like super round house kick. The brick flew, ricocheted off the wall and onto her hand.

"At last!" She rejoiced. "I finally got it! Now I'm Swagaliscious like Two Chainz. Now time to jetpack outta' here!" She said as she grabbed the jetpack created and given to by the boy genius, Jimmy Neutron.

"Yeehaw! I'm going to the fu-"

"Rainbow!" said a familiar face as that pony punched her. "It's the past future present you. I have come from the past future present to tell you that do not go through that dimension because that will make a time loop."

"Okay, the opposite direction then. WEEEE!"

Wait a minute... Why can't she just fly? Why use a jet pack?

"Who cares? Let's just get this over with, narrator." said Rainbow with an unimpressed look.

Fine.

The two arrived back at Ponyville and everyone saw Rainbow Dash as she slowly landed. Everyone gathered around her and looked in awe as they saw the magic brick.

All of the ponies were clamoring their wishes. "Rainbow, wish for money!', "Rainbow wish for an alternate universe!", "I wish for a lightsaber!" said the crowd.

But Rainbow Dash didn't want that. She thought carefully and held the brick onto her chest. She wanted something she loved. She didn't want to be lesbian. She wished for robot to be back as a human.

5 years later, Rainbow Dash lived happily with Steel Wing and had a filly named Wing Dash. And they lived happily ever after... OR DO THEY?!

After 16 years, Steel Wing was orphaned by her parents because they died during a lab experiment by Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Sparkle humbly apologizes and made a time machine. She wanted to change Steel Wing's name to her mother's so that there would be no suspicion. Twilight's spell was too strong that it changed her memories and her physical appearance. Also, Twilight accidentally pushed her in the time warp...

And so, our story begins with our hero/heroine (She might be trans), Rainbow Dash who is taking a gander at AppleJack's sexy flank while she deliciously and seductively eats an apple. "Ahhh, the 'Apple' of my eye I see." Rainbow Dash giggled then a paper flew at her face during her concentration which shocked her. "Ahhh! Paper cut!" She then removed the paper out of her face and looked at the piece of crap that distracted her.

"What is this? A map?"

THE FUCKING END