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Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed

by Admiral Biscuit
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.

You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.

Things go downhill fast.

And she's just your first visitor.


Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.
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Teen
Complete
Second Person
Comedy
Crossover
Random
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
 
QMTDO

131733 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read

77 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2015-01-01 05:12:41 UTC
    1389
  2. Twilight Sparkle Is In Your Bed, Reading Playboy (Admiral Biscuit) 2015-01-01 05:12:50 UTC
    2552
  3. Vinyl Scratch is in Your Bed, Lighting it on Fire (Samey90) 2015-01-01 20:43:36 UTC
    1539
  4. Queen Chrysalis Is Disguised As Your Bed (Estee) 2015-01-01 20:58:08 UTC
    2028
  5. Star Swirl the Bearded Exiles your Bed to Another Dimension (Daedelean) 2015-01-02 00:28:37 UTC
    2522
  6. Fluttershy is hiding under your bed (Hoopy McGee) 2015-01-02 01:43:12 UTC
    1662
  7. Octavia is in your bed, drinking whiskey (Splat) 2015-01-02 01:48:41 UTC
    1564
  8. Sonata Dusk Is In Your Bed, Eating Tacos (MythrilMoth) 2015-01-03 17:24:52 UTC
    788
  9. A Swarm of Changelings is Under your Bed (Scarheart) 2015-01-03 21:49:52 UTC
    2275
  10. Rainbow Dash Crashes Into Your Bed (Rinnaul) 2015-01-04 14:48:26 UTC
    1675
  11. Pinkie Pie is Playing Twister With Your Bed (Maxes Altho) 2015-01-04 18:44:44 UTC
    1258
  12. Cadance Poofs into Your Bed (Flutterpriest) 2015-01-05 01:03:36 UTC
    1928
  13. Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn) 2015-01-05 12:25:17 UTC
    157
  14. Discord Turns Your Bed Into A Chocolate Raincloud (Chicago Ted) 2015-01-05 12:25:30 UTC
    1556
  15. Sweetie Belle Is Making Cereal In Your Bed (Just A Fabulous Cat) 2015-01-06 13:09:50 UTC
    2580
  16. A Pony Is In Your Bed, What A Twist (Flutters Is Shy) 2015-01-06 18:32:13 UTC
    728
  17. Rainbow Dash Is Eating Your Bed (warewolves) 2015-01-07 00:42:02 UTC
    1644
  18. Twilight Sparkle's Bed Is On Your Bed (defender2222) 2015-01-07 13:10:25 UTC
    1312
  19. Lyra Heartstrings is in Your Bed, Trying To Sleep Like a Human (HudsonHawk) 2015-01-08 00:43:07 UTC
    1044
  20. Spike is in Your Bed, Eating Your Doritos (Anonymoose) 2015-01-08 13:12:31 UTC
    2019
  21. Doctor Hooves Has Crashed A Blue Box On Your Bed (shockwave7669) 2015-01-08 18:48:59 UTC
    978
  22. Davenport Sells You A Bed (Alaborn) 2015-01-09 00:54:05 UTC
    1087
  23. King Sombra Is In Your Bed, Turning It Into Crystals (JumpingShinyFrogs) 2015-01-09 12:59:36 UTC
    1094
  24. Button Mash Is In Your Bed, Pissing Off Hasbro (Ponyswamp) 2015-01-10 00:52:33 UTC
    817
  25. A Chorus of Lyras Has Invaded Your Bedroom (FanOfMostEverything) 2015-01-10 13:03:46 UTC
    1771
  26. Seaponies Are Inside Your Bed. Inside It. It's A Waterbed. (Humanoid) 2015-01-11 14:00:03 UTC
    2343
  27. You are In Twilight Sparkle's Bed (TheGypsyBard) 2015-01-11 19:09:11 UTC
    1024
  28. King Sombra Is Smoking In Your Bed (Hoopy McGee) 2015-01-12 02:00:36 UTC
    1240
  29. Roseluck Sobers Up In Your Bed (Marcibel) 2015-01-12 12:00:25 UTC
    1745
  30. Knighty's Redecorated Your Bed And Now Everypony's Pissed (Dash The Stampede) 2015-01-12 19:00:46 UTC
    2315
  31. Everypony Wants Your Bed (Shachza) 2015-01-13 00:50:35 UTC
    695
  32. The CMC Tries To Get Your Bed Tattooed On Their Flanks (gabrek) 2015-01-13 13:03:39 UTC
    2350
  33. Maud Pie Is Rocking Your Bed (Spirit Shift) 2015-01-13 18:56:01 UTC
    516
  34. The Cutie Mark Crusaders are in your bed (and you're ignoring them) (Budget Player Cadet) 2015-01-14 01:29:13 UTC
    1731
  35. The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try to Make Your Bed (sbloom85) 2015-01-14 12:47:34 UTC
    748
  36. Celestia Finds A Child In Her Bed (Paton Pendeng) 2015-01-15 02:35:40 UTC
    906
  37. Shining Armor Is Commanding Your Bed (Sage Probo) 2015-01-15 13:26:40 UTC
    3494
  38. Opal's In The Mattress And We Can't Get Her Out. (Estee) 2015-01-16 01:11:01 UTC
    742
  39. There Must Be A Pony In Your Bed (Captain Moneybags) 2015-01-16 13:01:18 UTC
    2953
  40. The Cutie Mark Crusaders Redecorate Your Bedroom (Charelzzz) 2015-01-17 04:36:45 UTC
    1071
  41. Ahuizotl Is In Your Bed, Mistaking It For An Ancient Artifact (Nyerguds) 2015-01-19 12:25:51 UTC
    1880
  42. Princess Celestia Declares Your Bed To Be The Last Hope Of The Universe (General Liberator) 2015-01-21 01:14:58 UTC
    1258
  43. You Completely Fail To Notice Applejack Is In Your Bed (Bugsydor) 2015-01-21 12:24:55 UTC
    5807
  44. A Self-Insert Is In Your Bed (warewolves) 2015-01-22 01:16:24 UTC
    667
  45. Gilda is Hogging Your Bed, and Eating Your Chicken (theRedBrony) 2015-01-22 13:37:48 UTC
    521
  46. Queen Chrysalis Drains Your Bed of Its Love (nioniosbbbb) 2015-01-24 00:09:53 UTC
    2110
  47. Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell You Your Bed, Which is Definitely Not a Changeling (whizzball1) 2015-01-24 23:58:12 UTC
    1902
  48. Flash Sentry Is Guarding Your Bed (Half Dime) 2015-01-26 02:10:42 UTC
    1434
  49. Rainbow Dash Makes Your Bed Run Red (gabrek) 2015-01-27 03:01:57 UTC
    805
  50. M. A. Larson Is Ruined Your Bed (Anonymoose) 2015-01-28 12:18:22 UTC
    1633
  51. Comparative Biology In Your Bed (Brumby_Run) 2015-01-29 00:59:26 UTC
    346
  52. Steve Magnet Finds Your Bed Seriously Lacking in Style (libertydude) 2015-01-30 01:04:56 UTC
    1665
  53. A Nightmare Spirit is your Bed (Appletank) 2015-01-30 13:09:25 UTC
    5253
  54. Pinkamena is Violently Stabbing Your Bed (Maxes Altho) 2015-01-31 13:19:12 UTC
    2443
  55. Lyra and Bon Bon Are in Your Bed, and You Need New Sheets (Marcibel) 2015-02-01 12:46:01 UTC
    411
  56. Princess Celestia Tries To Lower The Sun From Your Bed (michaelb958) 2015-02-02 12:55:59 UTC
    1626
  57. Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell Repairs for Your Bed (whizzball1) 2015-02-03 13:27:16 UTC
    1063
  58. A Red and Black Alicorn OC Has Taken Over Your Bed (moviemaster8510) 2015-02-05 23:37:57 UTC
    1969
  59. Derpy Delivers Your Nightstand (Brumby_Run) 2015-02-08 02:13:27 UTC
    882
  60. Princess Cadance and Shining Armor Are On Your Bed (zakueins) 2015-02-09 02:55:48 UTC
    1028
  61. Octavia is Back on Your Bed After a Blow-Up With Vinyl (HudsonHawk) 2015-02-10 01:47:30 UTC
    3047
  62. Pumpkin and Pound Cake are in Your Bed, Being Babysitted! (Pickleless) 2015-02-12 04:30:35 UTC
    1764
  63. Shining Armor is in Your Bed, Having an Existential Crisis (RetroLord) 2015-02-13 01:35:10 UTC
    1173
  64. You Are In Your Bed, Hating Mondays (Dusty Sunrise) 2015-02-25 12:23:17 UTC
    6428
  65. Snowdrop Is Two Feet to the Left of Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) 2015-03-04 00:59:46 UTC
    1074
  66. Rarity Has Just Redecorated Your Apartment (zakueins) 2015-03-11 02:23:42 UTC
    1640
  67. Bulk Biceps is Bench Pressing Your Bed (Level Dasher) 2015-03-15 22:01:28 UTC
    3550
  68. Your Bed is in Your Bed, Pondering a Philosophical Dilemma (AShadowOfCygnus) 2015-03-19 22:35:13 UTC
    723
  69. Lord Tirek Is Having A Hot Tub Party In Your Bed (Twiface) 2015-03-30 03:14:28 UTC
    4786
  70. A Bottle Of Strawberry Fanta Is In Your Bed, And It's Definitely Not Celestia's Fault (ocalhoun) 2016-07-13 18:59:11 UTC
    1466
  71. Cozy Glow Is Planning Conquests In Your Bed (AlwaysDressesInStyle) 2022-01-02 02:36:01 UTC
    1388
  72. G3 Minty Isn’t In Your Bed, But In The Shower Of Your Room At The Motel You’re Staying At Three States Away From Your Apartment (AlwaysDressesInStyle) 2022-01-12 02:44:03 UTC
    1062
  73. Izzy Moonbow is in Your Bed, With Glitter. Lots of Glitter (Roxylalolcat) 2022-02-02 01:07:59 UTC
    2047
  74. Pipp Petals is Livestreaming from Your Bed (Jet Stroke) 2022-04-25 23:29:04 UTC
    1295
  75. Your Bed is now Colgate's Dentist Engine (PacifistDoodl3r) 2022-07-08 01:28:39 UTC
    1033
  76. Epilogue: Death Is In Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) 2015-05-31 15:00:55 UTC
    1334
  77. Second Epilogue: Big Mac and Shining Armor are in your Bed (and Exhausted) (ROBCakeran53) 2023-10-16 01:12:50 UTC
    1380