Basically, I was told that I should write something "serious." I felt, at first, that this person was both largely hypocritical and made no logical points; however, now, I have to prove myself here. It's all serious.

This is a serious tale, about something really serious. Nothing random or strange about this. Totally serious.

Well, in a pointless sort of way.

Warning: don't read if you don't like drawn out pointlessness. I personally place it right below Gumwona shipping, in terms of my favorite