Friday Night Fun Time

by JamesBurton

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Human, Romance
Length: 3309

While over her boyfriends house watching T.V. Scootaloo decides to put on her own show. Things escalate quickly, very quickly indeed.

Its Friday night and Scootaloo and her boyfriend are sitting down on the couch watching some T.V…Sexy times ensue for those who haven't figured it out yet… I mean come on, you should know what was going to happen as it was painfully obvious.

And I mean by the title and short description obvious. What? I'm only doing this because I don't have a longer description? Hah! What nonsense!

Ok you got me, I had no idea what to put there so I started to mock those who complain about clopfics after reading said clopfic as it was clearly stated.

Why? Because it happens a lot. If you read a clopfic you lose the right to complain, except if it was shitty like most clopfics on this website… Damn ya'll look like you're about to beat my ass or something so I'm going to shut up now.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-13 01:39:18 UTC

Friday Night Snu Snu Time

Scootaloo tapped her foot on the ground with an annoyed scowl on her face. She had been standing in front of her boyfriend's front door for over two minutes. Geez! What is he doing in there?! Taking a shit?! she thought to herself as she waited for him to open the door. It was a warm evening and the sun was beginning to set and tonight she decided to wear some blue jeans shorts and a nice blue tank top to show off some cleavage that was sure to get her boyfriend hot and bothered tonight.

Scootaloo readjusts the bag she carried with her. "Man, what the hell is he-" the sound of locks turning over and the front door opening reveling her boyfriends blue eyes interrupted her. "What took you so long?" Scootaloo asked walking past him. "Too busy trying to hide your porn again?"

"Ha ha real cute," he said shutting the door then folding his arms. "I see you brought a bag, did you bring The Rock with you this time?"

Scootaloo blushed heavily with her eye twitching. Last month on one of her overnight stays, Scootaloo asked her boyfriend to retrieve an item from her bag, but unfortunately for her, he found one of her vibrators affectionately named The Rock, when she went to see what was taking him so long, to her horror she found him swinging it around like a child's play thing.

"Hey Scoots! I found your lightsaber!"

Scootaloo shakes her head pushing the memory away. "No I didn't bring that! And besides," she walks up to him giving his dick a light squeeze. "Why do I need that when you're here?"

"Aww, getting a little lonely?" he said pulling her close gazing into her violet colored eyes. "You wanna stay with me tonight, so I can keep you company?"

"I think you mean keep YOU company." Scootaloo replied returning the embrace.

The two lean forward pulling each other in for a kiss before Scootaloo brakes it. " What I have in the bag is a surprise just for you." she winks at him making her boyfriend eyes widen while sweating profusely.

"Uh, its not the thing you promised to ram my ass with for swinging one of your expensive toys like a lightsaber, right?" he asked pointing at the bag.

Scootaloo sits the mysterious bag on the floor next to the couch. "Nope, your anal cherry will be taken some other day," her boyfriend wipes the waterfall of sweat off his forehead. "In fact, I think I might save that pleasure for the day when you piss me off."

"Remind me to never piss you off." her boyfriend said covering his ass. "So what's the game plan tonight? Wanna head out for a night on the town?"

"I was thinking that you and me could just ya know stay here and watch some T.V tonight," Scootaloo plops down on the couch and grabs the remote turning on the television.

"Really?! That's all?" he said bewildered.

Scootaloo only nods her head. "So grab a blanket and make some popcorn and when you return sit next to me and rest your head upon my bosom."

Her boyfriend walks past her covering his face trying not to show the redness of his face. Scootaloo smacks his butt as he left the front room heading into his kitchen. "Heh heh, I love it when I make him all flustered."

"I HAD TO SUCK THAT DUDE'S DICK TO SUVRIVE! WERE WAS YA'LL!? WHAT THE FUCK!" Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze sheepishly turn their heads away from the fuming Adaigo.

Aria steps forward with her usual look. "They just let you go like that!?"

"Aria you better tone it down!" Adagio said not liking her friend's tone of voice.

"Hey I'm a grown ass woman you better-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Adagio snapped making Aria scowl even further. Sonata puts a hand on Aria's shoulder but she angrily knocks it away, Sonata hits her back with Aria retaliating with a hit of her own. "You pussies done?" Aria and Sonata turn their heads away from each while Adagio continued to scold her fellow sirens. " Oh NOW ya'll about that life?! Well were the fuck was that when I was locked up in Biggus Dickus basement for a month!?"

    Scootaloo and her boyfriend was all cuddled up on the couch sharing a bowl of popcorn watching  The Real Dazzlings of Canterlot City the story about how the former sirens are adjusting to human life without their magic. Yep, anybody could still get their own T.V show but for the former sirens, it was either this or move into that one creepy guys house who wanted to do secret but stuff with them.

"But Adagio-" Sonata steps forward sheepishly but Adagio doesn't show any signs of stopping anytime soon.

"Ya'll aint shit!" she exclaimed angrily.

"We tried to call you, but-"

"Sonata you interrupt me again and I'm gonna slap your ass and REALLY make you blue!" Sonata wisely sits back down on the couch. "You would NOT believe the type of shit I had to go through!"

"Let me guess," Aria began. "He raped you thinking that it was pure love on his part?"

Adagio plops down on the couch next to Aria. "Not only that, but he got his dog in on it too!" the former leader of the sirens turns her head facing her friends with a very serious look on her face. "Do you want to know what a pit bull's knot feels like!?"

"Ooh! Ooh! I do! I do!" Sonata exclaimed making Adagio and Aria turn their heads toward her. "What?"

"Sonata, go lay down." commanded Adagio.

"But I'm not tired!" Sonata complained.

"Go lay down!"

Sonata gets off the couch making her way to her room pouting as Aria and Adagio continue to sit on the couch. "Aria, these human creatures are quite fucked up!"

Scootaloo changes the channel having quite enough of that. "Uh, lets find something else to watch." she changes the channel until something caught her interest. "Hey! Isn't that Doctor Colgate?"

In a dentist office, Colgate Minuette was sitting in a chair looking over some papers. "Huh? Oh hello there!" she rises from her seat walking over to a poster with a diagram of teeth on it. "My name is Doctor Colgate Minuette and I'm here to teach you about the importance of brushing your teeth. Ahem."

Brush yo teeth Brush yo teeth

Brush yo goddamn teeth

Brush yo teeth Brush yo teeth

Brush yo goddamn teeth

Scootaloo and her boyfriend just sat on the couch stunned. Never in a million years would anybody Colgate making a rap video about brushing your teeth.

"I-Is she trying to appeal to a new generation of kids?" Scootaloo's boyfriend asked.

"Its kinda like the 90's kids complaining about the new shit most networks have on nowadays," Scootaloo replied. "But at least she's trying."

"Wait, you don't even like half the shows," he said. "Are you still mad about the whole Adventure Time thing?"

Scootaloo growls squeezing her boyfriend very tightly. "They fucked it all up! Everything was getting darker and shit was getting real! Your girlfriend broke up with you because you were a dick, you found out your dad was a dick, you lost an arm and, and." Scootaloo pulls her face down growling in frustration. "Its like that one teenage pregnancy soap opera where shit happens so nobody could learn anything about their mistakes!"

The phone starts to ring ending Scootaloo's rant. She grabs the phone glancing at the caller I.d. "Its Lighting Dust." she hands the phone over to her boyfriend who answers it happily.

"Hey Auntie, what's up?"

"..."

"What?!" he grabs the remote changing it to a news station. "Yeah I'm on there now."

"..."

"Yes she's with me but-" Scootaloo notices the her boyfriends cheeks got a little crimson. "No were not doing that!"

"..."

"Yes I bought another box, and lots of sport drinks this time."

"..."

"Ok auntie, I love you too, ok, bye." he hangs up the phone and sits it on the table. Scootaloo glances up at him wondering what was their conversation was about but the hearing the name Rainbow Dash caught her attention. Both look at the news anchor as she began to speak.

"Our top story tonight, Rainbow Dash, star player for the Wonderbolts was injured today, we now go to our reporter for more on the story."

In a locker room next to many open lockers, towels, ass naked women and various G-strings, Rainbow Dash sat on a bench with her arms folded and a scowl on her face. The reporter pulls out a piece of paper and begins interview. "Rainbow Dash now that you're injured they're saying its up to Wind Star to-"

Rainbow sighs shaking her head in shame. "Yeah, we know Rainbow we know, so now that you're injured do you think you still have a shot to win the championship?"

"Pfff no," she leans back covering her face with her hand. "Damn so close."

The reporter offers her a positive smile. "Aww come on Rainbow, your team can still win! You just gotta believe!"

"Brah, say some dumb shit like that again and I promise to slap the fuck out of you," she replied harshly. "This isn't no damn Mighty Ducks! Its over, we lost."

"Ahem, okay then, tell us what was going through your mind before you injured yourself?" he said changing the subject quickly.

"Alright it went like this, they had me up against some dumbass O.C and ya'll know how I get down so I was going break my foot off in his ass, but the only thing I ended up breaking was my Achilles, so I was like man let me do this shit so I can get the fuck outta here cause they got me fucked up, and manager was trying to give a five minute time out and I was like man get the fuck outta my way my foot hurt and who the hell was that person who said that we was married? I don't even know that bitch, these assholes are all over my dick."

The reporter nods his head turning his attention back to the cameraman. "Well that's all we to report here, stay tuned when we find out just how exactly two males was able to enter a females locker room," two very curvy ladies wearing absolutely nothing  walk past the camera chatting happily. "And not have a raging boner."

"Hmm, maybe you two should get that looked at," the news anchor replied dryly. "Coming up next, are magical potions the main cause of the recent futanari increase, and why does it sound so clichéd? And after that, a mare is found dead after wandering into a large uncharted forest alone, after being violently raped by some tentacle monster, at this point is anybody even surprised? More at eleven."

Scootaloo snuggles closer to her boyfriend. If she knew her boyfriend then he must acquired a raging boner of his own because he was shifting a lot, like that one time she somewhat caught him watching porn. She slipped a hand in his shorts making him tense up. It wasn't quite the raging boner like she thought, but she could instantly fix that. She slowly stokes his semi erect dick enticing some light moans from him.

"Well, well," Scootaloo said with a smirk. "Did the sexy ladies make you think about me? You're such a naughty boy aren't you?"

"Says the one who's hand is in my shorts," he said. "But your right, I was thinking about you."

"Well don't think too hard, I don't want you to make a mess in your shorts," she rubs the tip with her thumb making his dick twitch. "But before we get started, let me ask you a question, Which part of my body do you like the most? My tits or my ass?"

Scootaloo's boyfriend face fell. Many a time have he heard the horror stories of girlfriends asking their boyfriends certain  questions. Nobody knows way they asks these things, but many believed that teenaged magazine was the cause of many one-handed nights.

But there was always one safe method to use. "Uh, those things are nice and all but I like who you are, not for what you have Scoots." when in doubt, always tell them what they wanted to hear.

But It was just unfortunate that Scootaloo wasn't like most girls.

"Aww, aren't you sweet? Now answer the question."

Well so much for that plan. Scootaloo had him by the balls, both literally and figuratively. " Alright, I-I like, uh, I like your ass the most." Scootaloo seemed shocked by his answer.

"You're an ass man? And here I thought you were more of a breast type of guy," she removes her hand and stands up. "Eight months of dating you and I still have much to learn," she pulls her shorts down and folds them on the armrest. "And it seems you still have a lot to learn about me too," Scootaloo turns off the television and lays face down on her boyfriends lap." Well go on, touch it, you know you want to."

And that's exactly with he did. Scootaloo's ass was soft and toned, big but not too big. You could tell that she was quite the active one. Scootaloo moans at her boyfriends touch. She knew that he was getting quite excited if the bulge in his shorts was any indication. "What the hell, I'm in a kinky mood tonight, want to see what's in my bag?"

"Oh yeah, I completely forgot about that." he said.

Scootaloo stands up grabbing her boyfriends hands. " Lets go to your room, I would hate to ruin your couch." she leads him to his room and pushes him down on the bed. "Lets see here," she reaches in the bag and pulls out two pairs of handcuffs. "My my now what do we have here."

"You wasn't lying when you said you was in a kinky mood hun," he said looking at the handcuffs. "So I guess you want to use those huh?"

"And that's not all," reaching into her bag again she pulled out a mid sized red ball thing. "Do you know what this is?"

"A ballgag?" he said looking at the object. "Y-You want to me to use those on you?" Scootaloo chuckles patting her boyfriend on the cheek.

"You're half right."

It took a few seconds before he finally understood where she was getting at. "Oh, you want to use those on me, don't you?" he replied.

"That's right!" she said cheerfully. "Cause tonight you're going to my little plaything, and don't try to get outta this, I can see your erection through its cloth-like prison, and besides" she pulls his shorts off tossing them on the floor setting his pride free. "You wont need those."

Leaning down to her boyfriends hard-on she gently strokes it enticing a few grants from the boy on the bed. "Hello there," she said kissing the head. "Did you miss me?"

"Why are you talking like that?" he said looking at Scootaloo.

"I'm trying to be cute? Scootaloo replied shrugging. "Or seductive? Whichever you find the most pleasing."

"Just stick to handcuffing me." he said laying back down the bed. Scootaloo pouts and proceeds to handcuff him on the bedposts. "I cant believe we're going to do this, reminds me of our first time."

Scootaloo chuckles and pick the bag off the floor. "Back when we didn't know anything, and now look at us, trying new things in the bedroom," she makes her way to the bathroom. "I'll be right back."

No less than a minute later, Scootaloo emerges from the bathroom. "I'm back," she was wearing the tightest black leather suit that showed every sexy feature she had. "Well, what do you think?" she asked batting her eyelashes.

   "Uh"

"Speechless huh? Well that's ok I know you like this," Scootaloo sexually walks over to the bed where her boyfriend looked up at her. "See, fingerless gloves and everything," she picks up the ballgag while moving to her lustfully dazed boyfriend. "Any last words, my little pet?"

"I love you."

Scootaloo smiles warmly. "Always the charmer aren't you? You're just very lucky that I feel the same way about you," she plants her lips on his only for a moment. "I love you too." planting the gag in his mouth, Scootaloo sits down on his chest facing the object of her desire. "Try not to lose all your blood, ok." she leans forward giving her partner a close up view of her glorious ass.

"You still alive back there?" the muffled sounds of her boyfriend conformed that he was still breathing oxygen. With that out of the way, Scootaloo could focus the task at hand. "Such a big boy you are." her boyfriend's dick was a solid eight inches, it was big, but not too freakishly big, unlike Japanese hentai, like have you guys seen some of that shit? Dicks bigger than a horse and cums more than the Pacific Ocean.

But getting back on topic. Scootaloo begins to stroke the shaft making sure that it was good and hard, then slowly licks the tip. She saw her boyfriend's toes curl up from the motion.

"Mppff!"

That was all the motivation she needed. she slowly starts to bob her head up down.

"Mmmpppff!"

Scootaloo went a little faster and a little deeper hitting all of his weak points. She could feel him jerking his hips but with her weight holding him down, it was quite hard to move. Her boyfriend however was in absolute bliss, never in his life thought that he would meet a girl like Scootaloo, the most unique person he has ever met. She was strong, flirty, confident and very sexy and she knew it, she knew he was attracted to her.

And he knew it too, and loved every second of it.

Scootaloo takes her boyfriend's dick out of her mouth and strokes it. "You gonna cum? Ohh that's it, let it out." she strokes it faster trying to make her boyfriend reach that critical edge. Her eyes widen with an idea with an devilish smirk to match. This was gonna be good.

"THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDERCATS! HO!" Scootaloo yelled as she watched her boyfriend came. "Ahh, I love it when I make you squirt like a super soaker." she said turning around to her captive toy removing the ballgag.

But all she got in a reply was just laughter. He was laughing very hard that he had tears streaming down from his blue eyes. "I-I cant b-believe you got me with the Thundercats! You caught me off guard with that!"

"So no round two?" Scootaloo asked removing the handcuffs. "Cause me want Snu Snu."

He grabs her and pulls her close for a hug barely containing his laughter. "If you wanted a second round, you shouldn't made me laugh so hard! I don't think I can get hard again tonight."

"That's fine," Scootaloo snuggles closer to her boyfriend trying to contain her laughter as well . "Think of this being a taste of what's to come. Now I would like to take this off now, Its been riding up on me." Scootaloo hops off the bed making her way to the bathroom. "Oh, and Richter."

"Yes?"

"Next time YOU'RE wearing the gimp suit." and with that she closes the bathroom door. Richter leans back on the bed sighing blissfully.

"I'm in love." he said. Scootaloo opens the bathroom door winks at him and closes the door again. "Yep, totally in love with you, Scootaloo."