Author's Note

Woo! AJ's drunk! Always means fun!

3 Away from the club 3

Big Mac, Caramel, and Meadow Song trotted outside the club after their recent expulsion.
"I'h made a fool of myself back there didn't I?"
"Nah it's alright Big, she's the one who ordered 16 drinks" Replied Caramel, "it's not your fault."
Meadow was trotting behind them silently.
"Welp, this is where we part ways, take care now Big"
"Hey, hey guys.." Big Mac grabbed Caramel by the neck (Ignoring Meadow who took a step back)
"I fuckin' love you guys"
"Yeah I know that Big, it's alright, ya'll go take a nap now you deserve it."
"Uugh, you're right, I'll do just that. I'll, I'll do just that."
Caramel and Meadow then walked away from Big Mac who stood there for about a minute before heading back to the orchard.

Once on the farmland, he spotted a bottle of (real) moonshine laying next to the house, picked it up and started drinking it, laying down on the grass looking at the moon.
"Luna, what in tirnation am I doing with my life.."

(An hour later)
Big Mac had just finished the bottle of moonshine, lost in his thoughts, when he decided that he'd put the bottle down in the cellar.
'Being lazy ain't gonna get me anywhere' was his reason for undertaking the difficult task of descending the small cellar stairs when highly intoxicated.
He could barely stand up, but still tried his best to go downstairs.
One hundred percent of his brain power was focused on how he'd descend the stairs carefully enough not to fall down, at this point it was a personal challenge, a competition to see if he could somehow redeem himself by performing the near impossible.
He took a first step into the cellar, then a second, then a third, and then something crossed his mind, maybe someone was watching him, as a matter of fact he did feel like someone was around, he thought, maybe it was Luna, for staring so long at the Moon might summon her somehow.
So he took a look around, as fast as a drunk stallion could, nothing on the left, he then looked right, nothing there ei-
Wait a second, is that Applejack? Drinking?! Did he just drink Applejack's moonshine by accident?
He knew it was unusual for a bottle to just lay around on the farm, but he didn't think his sister would be there, too!
She was laying her back on a tree, looking at the moon too, facing away from the cellar.

'Oh boy', flashes of memories from his last drunken adventure came to mind, he didn't want his sister to know he was here, especially if they were both drunk.
'Back to the stairs' he thought, his sister didn't spot him yet, and if he could get away without being spotted, it would be perfect.
He could sleep in the cellar, wake up the next morning and walk around as if nothing happened, or so he thought.

'First step, oh wait, no that was the fourth step, where are my hooves? Okay fourth step, no that's the fifth one, ah shit, I'm falling forwards. Seventh step?!'
*BANG BEDING BEDANG POMF*
In a meaty pomf, Big Mac was now at the bottom of the stairs.

"Ah crap, what the buck happened now?" Said Applejack out loud, turning around to see the cellar door open.
"Ah.. I'm soooo way too wasted for this.." She said. throwing her moonshine bottle as far as she could towards the moon.

(Two hours later)
Applejack was by now getting sober, and decided to go and get her brother.
She remembered what happened last time they both got drunk, and didn't want Granny Smith to know they've been doing 'things in the barn' again.
She got downstairs into the cellar, staring at her brother.

"Hey Big Mac, wake up!"
Applekack yelled at Big Mac who was laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs,
"Hhhm.." Replied Big Mac