Applenibal

by RSDPVP

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Big Macintosh, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, DJ P0N-3, Dark, Applejack, Octavia, Comedy
Length: 1478

"When applejack found that her brother was dead, the first thing that crossed her mind was "Ahh shoot, who's gonna buck all those apples now" The second thing was "Well, I can't let good meat go to waste like that" And so the Apple family, ate an ap

"When applejack found that her brother was dead, the first thing that crossed her mind was "Ahh shoot, who's gonna buck all those apples now" The second thing was "Well, I can't let good meat go to waste like that"
And so the Apple family, ate an apple"

Published 2015-01-03 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-04 23:58:37 UTC

Six Hours Earlier 2

Author's Note

We want you to ship it like Fedex.

Six Hours Earlier 2

She simply couldn't burn herself on the job again.
(Six hours earlier)
It was barely after Luna raised the moon when Big Mac got inside the club with his two best friends, Meadow Song and Caramel, to have a simple night out.
As always at this time of night, it was DJ-Pon3's shift. Big Mac always had a crush on her, so he'd make sure to get right when she was on stage.
His friends knew that even though they never talked about it, they just sat at the bar to get a drink, as usual.

"Hey Big, want a shot of Applejack Daniels? That gets your fix real quick I tell ya"
"Nah Caramel, my days of gettin' wasted on moonshine are over, especially after last time"
"This ain't moonshine, that's your sister's whiskey!"
"No thanks, I'll just take some cider"
"One mug o' cider it is" Said the bartender
"And for you?"
"Two shots o' Applejack Daniels" said caramel,
"And I'll take a Gin and tonic" Said Meadow Song.
"Two times A-D 'n' a Gin and tonic coming right up"!
Big Mac and Caramel slowly turned towards their friend.
"Gin 'n' Tonic, seriously Meadow?" Said Big Mac with a disbelieved look.
"What? I like the taste of it" He replied, almost with a snob look.
They both turned back towards the stage without saying anything else.

That's when Vinyl Scratch and Big Mac locked eyes with each others.
His heart raced, he didn't know whether he would keep staring or just turn around.
And just at the wrong time, their drinks arrived.
Big Mac turned around and let out a sigh.
"So when are you going to get a marefriend big?" Asked Caramel, teasing his old friend.
"Shut up Caramel." Said Big Mac, before stealing Caramel's Applejack Daniel shot and drinking it.

"You know, ya'll are never gonna fix anything just by ignoring it."
"I don't have a problem Caramel, this discussion stops now."
Caramel pat his old friend on the back and changed the subject.
(An hour of drinking later)
"Hey what's up big boy?"
Big Mac couldn't believe his ears,he turned around to see the mare of his dreams.

3 Away from the club 3

Author's Note

Woo! AJ's drunk! Always means fun!

3 Away from the club 3

Big Mac, Caramel, and Meadow Song trotted outside the club after their recent expulsion.
"I'h made a fool of myself back there didn't I?"
"Nah it's alright Big, she's the one who ordered 16 drinks" Replied Caramel, "it's not your fault."
Meadow was trotting behind them silently.
"Welp, this is where we part ways, take care now Big"
"Hey, hey guys.." Big Mac grabbed Caramel by the neck (Ignoring Meadow who took a step back)
"I fuckin' love you guys"
"Yeah I know that Big, it's alright, ya'll go take a nap now you deserve it."
"Uugh, you're right, I'll do just that. I'll, I'll do just that."
Caramel and Meadow then walked away from Big Mac who stood there for about a minute before heading back to the orchard.

Once on the farmland, he spotted a bottle of (real) moonshine laying next to the house, picked it up and started drinking it, laying down on the grass looking at the moon.
"Luna, what in tirnation am I doing with my life.."

(An hour later)
Big Mac had just finished the bottle of moonshine, lost in his thoughts, when he decided that he'd put the bottle down in the cellar.
'Being lazy ain't gonna get me anywhere' was his reason for undertaking the difficult task of descending the small cellar stairs when highly intoxicated.
He could barely stand up, but still tried his best to go downstairs.
One hundred percent of his brain power was focused on how he'd descend the stairs carefully enough not to fall down, at this point it was a personal challenge, a competition to see if he could somehow redeem himself by performing the near impossible.
He took a first step into the cellar, then a second, then a third, and then something crossed his mind, maybe someone was watching him, as a matter of fact he did feel like someone was around, he thought, maybe it was Luna, for staring so long at the Moon might summon her somehow.
So he took a look around, as fast as a drunk stallion could, nothing on the left, he then looked right, nothing there ei-
Wait a second, is that Applejack? Drinking?! Did he just drink Applejack's moonshine by accident?
He knew it was unusual for a bottle to just lay around on the farm, but he didn't think his sister would be there, too!
She was laying her back on a tree, looking at the moon too, facing away from the cellar.

'Oh boy', flashes of memories from his last drunken adventure came to mind, he didn't want his sister to know he was here, especially if they were both drunk.
'Back to the stairs' he thought, his sister didn't spot him yet, and if he could get away without being spotted, it would be perfect.
He could sleep in the cellar, wake up the next morning and walk around as if nothing happened, or so he thought.

'First step, oh wait, no that was the fourth step, where are my hooves? Okay fourth step, no that's the fifth one, ah shit, I'm falling forwards. Seventh step?!'
*BANG BEDING BEDANG POMF*
In a meaty pomf, Big Mac was now at the bottom of the stairs.

"Ah crap, what the buck happened now?" Said Applejack out loud, turning around to see the cellar door open.
"Ah.. I'm soooo way too wasted for this.." She said. throwing her moonshine bottle as far as she could towards the moon.

(Two hours later)
Applejack was by now getting sober, and decided to go and get her brother.
She remembered what happened last time they both got drunk, and didn't want Granny Smith to know they've been doing 'things in the barn' again.
She got downstairs into the cellar, staring at her brother.

"Hey Big Mac, wake up!"
Applekack yelled at Big Mac who was laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs,
"Hhhm.." Replied Big Mac

Tough Hangover 1

Author's Note

This is our first ever fanfic together! And the first chapter of Applenibal!

How do you pronounce her name?

Apple- Na - Bul

Tough Hangover 1

"Hey Big Mac, wake up!"
Applekack yelled at Big Mac who was laying on the floor at the bottom of the stairs,
"Hhhm.." Replied Big Mac.

It would happen often that he'd drink a bit too much cider and pass out at unusual areas, At this point Applejack was used to it, so she just kept yelling at Big Mac, she wasn't always going to carry him to bed after all.

"Up and at em' big brother! Ya'll can just sleep whenever ya' want! Ya' know how Granny smith hates seein' you in that kind of state!"
Big Mac didn't reply anything, seemingly still asleep, maybe a shower of cold water would do the job, she thought.
She climbed up the cellar to get the hose down, and as she approached the home, she noticed Granny Smith still sleeping on her rocking chair snoring and mumbling as perusual.
She grabbed the hose in her mouth and trotted back to the cellar door.
Memories of Big Mac's last hangover were worrying her more and more, just two weeks ago he couldn't buck any trees for two days, she had to do the whole work herself, and it was apple bucking day soon too!

With that in mind, she went downstairs with the hose, aimed carefully, and spray the ice cold lquid all over Big Mac's face.
Much to Applejack's surprise, Big Mac didn't react much, not as much as she'd expect from a cold shower anyway, he just layed on the floor, coughing.

Desperate, she put Big Mac on her back to carry him to his bed thinking, if he won't wake up, at least if he's in his bed it'll look less strange.
Getting up the stairs was hard because she was trying her best not to wake up Granny Smith or even worse, Applebloom, it was quite early in the morning too, Celestia hadn't even raised the sun yet afterall.

She got inside the house stealthily, or at least as stealthy as an equine carrying a stallion on her back can be.
Getting up the stairs was quite a challenge, she was so preoccupied by not making noise that she didn't even notice her brother slowly sliding off her back, and as she dropped her hoof on the last step, she felt the terrifying feeling of Big Mac falling off.