Celestial Bodiesby ShadowbaneChaptersPage 2Page 3Page 4Page 5Page 7Page 9Page 10 - Enter DerpyPage 12Page 14Page 15Page 16Page 1 - the core branch.Page 6Page 8no [discontinued arc]Page 13Page 2With ease, your mind figured out a way to get past the guards - you simply balled up your fists and sprinted along the path at the stationary stallions, shouting a battlecry as you came nearer to them. Seeing and hearing you, both the pegasus and the unicorn guard turned your way with both sets of blue eyes staring at you, the blue mohawk on top of their golden helms waving in the wind. Sensing your hostility, the pegasus nods at the unicorn, who charges at you with his head lowered. Before you get much further, you feel the shlick of the horn sliding inside of your gut, then pulling back out with a wet pop, making you stumble backwards, holding the scarlet hole with one hand. Falling to your knees, the unicorn with a now-bloody horn watching you, you're pretty sure it's all over. I'm such an idiot, you thought, as you fell onto your stomach, I can't believe I just charged in like that...! And so, with a pool of your blood on the ground below you and a circle of ponies gathering around your now-pale body, you had to let go of something you had desired for so long - to be part of the world of Equestria. You have ruined your dream all for the sake of love and lust. You have died. Would you like to retry? Yes. Page 3The vines seemed like the best option; no pony could climb up them, but certainly a human could. Going back wasn't much of an option, either. So, you sneaked as quietly as you could, staying to the shadows. The ponies had to have decent eyesight, but they had not ever seen any species like you so they did not look for anything like you - they were almost blind to you. With a feeling of triumph, you grabbed a hold of one of the vines and began pulling yourself up, hand over hand, one at a time, and quietly. The window wasn't open, but it wasn't locked either, as you soon figured out. Pushing it open, you slid inside with quick reflexes and closed the window as another guard clopped below you, somehow not noticing your easy-to-distinguish shape in the shadows of the window. As the guard rounded a corner you told yourself again, they were almost blind to you. At a split in pathways, you had to make another decision. What princess will you try to go after? Though it seems pointless, stupid and dangerous, you need something - anything! - to satiate your desires. Who do you choose? The right pathway - Princess Celestia The left pathway - Princess Luna Page 4You didn't have enough motivation to barge into the castle and possibly get slain or taken to prison just for a mare or two. True, extraordinary mares, but still. You trudged back to Ponyville, where once again stares were a second-long and you were recognized. You felt more at home here than any other place, so why leave it for that over-regal Canterlot, anyways? The hard-working atmosphere of Ponyville reminded you of home on Earth - whether that is good or not depends. So you set to work on talking to ponies, to get a one-night stand or some kissing or anything, because honestly, after so much waiting you really just needed some sort of outlet. First, Lyra, then Bon Bon, then Applejack - who kicked you once she realized what you were doing - then Pinkie Pie, and so many more your head spun. But, none of them wanted any sort of relationship. Every one of the ponies of Ponyville either had too much to do or they were not interested. Friendship seemed the closest you were going to get unless you left Ponyville. So what could you possibly do? What to do, what to do... Explore the streets some more - SOMEpony must be here for me! Explore the Whitetail Woods! Search in unknown areas - bizarre ponies probably live where none else do, but it's still better than nothing! Page 5You decide to just go anywhere in particular. At the borders of Ponyville, you begin to run and run even more, through fields of wild grass, farmland, trees, then eventually into a forest. The big trees go on and on and on, their bark growing darker through every few yards you sprint past. After about ten minutes of wading through these giant trees, you're about to go back to Ponyville - but then you see it.. a light up ahead, not from the sun, but man-... pony-made. You walk towards the small light in the distance, moving through the clumps of trees trying to obscure the view. Holding out your hand, you can't help but feel a little odd. When you appear at the edge of the trees, you gasp. For what is in front of you is a huge golden temple with all sorts of pony carvings and decorations adorning it. Not believing your eyes, you rub them with your hands, only to look back up and still see the temple. It wasn't that hot out, and you were pretty sure you hadn't touched a drug yet, so it couldn't possibly be a mirage or a hallucination - and neither could that brown pegasus with black hair and an explorer's cap - who had just ran into the temple - be. Where will you go? The temple, with the pegasus! It could be a girl - hell, it could even be who I think it is! It could be a trap. I'd rather go back to Ponyville and rethink my plan. Page 7Whitetail Woods was a nice location to check - there probably wasn't going to be any ponies there, but checking would help you know there weren't any ponies there, and the Whitetail Woods were not usually dangerous. So, strolling casually through the woods, you kept an eye out for any sort of pony house or something else a girl pony could live in. Eventually, the tip of a straw-colored cart came into view. It was pretty big - big enough to hold a pony and all of their household supplies - which was not much - in there at once. There was a few little wooden stairs that led to the door of the cart. At the moment, a thought struck you. Will you really do this? Disrupt what is probably a gentle hermit pony in the middle of their daily life? Then again, it's possible that it'd be a girl pony that might just like you... What's your decision? If I didn't do it, I'd never know! I'm gonna knock..! No, I'll make another decision as to where to go. Page 9Feeling more adventurous than normal, you decide to try the Princess that betrayed Equestria at one time - a dangerous choice, really, for Luna is odd and more hot-tempered than her sister. If you don't try, though, you are doomed to fail. You walk through the hallway stealthily, trying not to invoke the wrath of any guard who might still hear you. You can't back out now - it's getting darker outside, and the security will no doubt only get tighter. A few minutes later, past windows and pictures and all sorts of decorations and new paint on the wall, you're standing at the finely-decorated maple door of Princess Luna's room. Taking a gulp, you push open the door slowly... and see the purple alicorn with blue hair, Princess Luna, staring into a mirror on the ground at the opposite end of the room, with a bit of a sad expression on her face. After taking a gander at the curve of her flank, both sides emblazoned by a black-clouded white crescent moon, you begin to feel bad for the smaller of the two alicorn sisters. Feeling a little out of place now, you cleared your throat loudly. Gasping, the princess of the moon turns to face you, her bright blue eyes not mad, but questioning. What will you say? I'll tell Princess Luna that I need some love. It'll sound odd, considering the circumstances, but lying to this poor pony doesn't seem like a nice option. She's already in an emotionally-distressed state - I'll lie and tell her that I came to tell her that I'm one of her greatest fans. Lying might be mean, but if it meant her getting better, I don't care. Page 10 - Enter DerpyChoosing the post office, you turned right and pushed the double-doors open, stepping inside. The outside of the building was like a big and yellow unbalanced tower of houses, complete with chimneys, but the inside was much different. The room you set foot in was small, but cozy. There were sets of chairs along the marble walls and above the tiled floors, and there was also a big rounded desk in the corner to your right with stacks of mail all over it and a set of stairs at the other corner. You heard rustling, immediately knowing that there must be a mail-pony somewhere nearby. Suddenly, the tip of some blonde hair appeared over the stack of letters on the desk to the right, then disappeared just as quickly. Feeling curious now, you strode towards the desk until you heard a voice - kind of female, but also a little too low-pitched, as if maybe her vocal chords were damaged or something, "Hello, Pony Express at your service, sir or ma'am.." Hearing the voice, you had to strain yourself not to laugh. Instead, you answered seemingly calm, "Hello, mailmare," as you stepped in front of the desk. You saw a bluish hoof go in-between two piles of letters and then push them apart to your left. Getting in front of that opening instead, you gasped and your humor died as you saw the pegasus lit up in the lamp above her. The gray pegasus with a blue tint in her skin and blonde hair in her mane and tail had put her head down as you gasped, but you still saw the yellow eyes she had - they were crossed. She sighed, and you just had to ask, "What's wrong?" Then she looked up at you with tears in her eyes, "I suppose you think I'm a monster. My voice almost sounds like a guy's, and my eyes are crossed badly.. Everypony else thinks I have a mental disorder as soon as they see me, just judging from my eyes." You turn this over in your mind several times and think about what to say to this abused pegasus. What will you say? "You're no monster. I think you're beautiful - everyone has their flaws, yours are just more obvious. Now, tell me your name and let me help you out with those letters.." something used to be here, but then the author decided to have a heart Page 12Hearing your words of kindness, the gray mailmare smiled at you and wiped her eyes with a hoof. "Thanks.. I needed that. My name is," another sigh, "Derpy Hooves. It's a stupid name. I appreciate any help you want to give me, though.." So you hopped over the desk through the opening and helped Derpy the mailmare - you piled letters and sorted them into containers and dropped them off into messenger bags if they were due. It took some time, maybe a few hours, but you and Derpy finally have the desk looking pretty clean. You had to keep looking into her eyes, though, throughout the whole process.. it wasn't the crossed-eyes that made you look, either, it was how the bright yellow of her iris just looked perfect amid all the bluish-gray of her fur and the blonde of her hairstyle and tail. When you got done, Derpy looked over at you and saw you staring - at which point she covered her face with her hooves. She took your stare wrong. "No, I didn't mean.." you begin, but you already hear her tearing up again. Sighing, you realized just how far Derpy had been pushed in the past - if just a slight unintentional mistake made her start crying. You laid a hand on her shoulder and said quietly, "I didn't mean to make you upset.. I just like your eye color." Derpy Hooves looks up at you once more, with her eyes scrunched up and the tears under her eyes drying slowly. The mixed gazes were unwavering for a few minutes - you know she's trying to tell if you're lying. You're not sure if you should, but you can't help it as you lay your hand on Derpy's cheek with a smile and reassure her, "You're beautiful. I'm sure the other ponies are only jealous. If not, they're only cruel, and don't deserve to take mail from you." By now, you've forgotten the urges you had before - what replaced it now was something akin to what you felt for the better part of your family. As Derpy smiled back slowly and leaned into your hand, you finally noticed her cutie mark - a lot of bubbles. That's kind of what it felt like - a lot of bubbles in your gut filled to the brim with instincts and emotion. Finally, Derpy moved herself from your hand, blushing a little as she looked to the side with a grin. "So.. do you think you can help me deliver this mail? It's not going to deliver itself, you know~!" she said, turning back to you, her blonde hair waving, with a happier tone in her voice than before. It's odd that she hasn't mentioned the fact that you're an entirely different species from her.. You think about it - do you want to take this relationship farther, or do you wish to return to Ponyville to rethink where you want to go? It seems rather foolish to leave now - and not to mention heartbreaking for Derpy - but if you wish to, you may. Will you go deliver mail? Yes. No. Page 14Deciding against simply leaving Derpy Hooves all alone, you stride to the corner opposite of the desk and take a look up the stairs. You see some blonde hair - likely the tip Derpy's tail - disappear around the wall at the top of the stairs and ascend slowly. There aren't any rails of course, because you're the only human, but the steps are small, thanks to ponies using them. You skip past multiple stairs because of this and make it to the top very quickly. The floor is now wooden planks instead of tiles, and the walls are painted blue with silver-lined white clouds - like a picture, almost. With a turn, you see that same tail and the flank with bubbles on it disappearing inside of a room, then a door - that looks about like one of those two-sided saloon doors you've seen in cowboy movies - closing. Taking a breath, and ignoring all the other doors along the way, you cross through most of the hallway and stop just outside of the door. The door only reaches up to about your belly-button, so you can see inside very easily. The mailmare appears to already be asleep in a somewhat-small two-pony bed, but her yellow tail twitches every few moments. The gray-blue face is pointed in your direction, and you can plainly see that her eyes are closed and she still has a smile on her face. Pushing the door open silently, you're pondering what to do as you approach the pegasus. She's got both fore-hooves off the bed, as if she were stretching them, and the hooves in the back are curled around each-other. It's kinda cute - you don't even question why she's sleeping in the post office. What now? Wake her up. Lay in bed with her noiselessly. Page 15You've decided to just lay in bed with Derpy and speak with her whenever she wakes up. You push open the door easily, not making much of a noise as you tiptoe to the other end of the bed. Before you get in the cozy little bed, your eyes run around the room - just examining it. The wall seems to be painted with white bubbles, almost as if to copy the appearance of the wall in the hallway you were just in. The ceiling is just light-blue, as if signifying the sky, and the floor is green carpet. It looks almost like a bubble festival or something, save for the bed - which is just a basic two-pony blue bed rising off the floor with the help of some wooden supports at each corner. All in all, it looks pretty neat. Then, as if hit by the thought, you remember what you came here for. You slowly put your left knee on the bed, then your right arm, left leg, left arm - then you let yourself slide down stealthily. Now you're on your stomach, looking at the poor little unoccupied pillow in front of you. You put your arms forward and pull yourself onto the pillow, propping your head and shifting until you're sideways - facing towards Derpy. There's no blanket, and it's kind of cold. Hoping she won't mind, you scoot closer to Derpy until you can feel the body heat emanating from her sleeping form. Taking a rare chance, you smell at Derpy's hair - discovering that she smelled oddly of banana muffins. Strange, you thought, considering she's a mailmare and doesn't seem to have any baker's goods. The smell seems to lull you to sleep quickly, because you're out cold in the next few minutes. What is probably a few hours later, however, you feel some hooves touching you and Derpy's odd, but sweet voice entering your dreams. The feeling is fantastic, but you're not sure if you'd rather just let it keep happening or if you'd rather join in. After all, could dream become reality? What'll ya do? I'll let the dream wash over me - because what else could it be? The feeling is wonderful.. and I'm tired.. [SFW Option] Even if it's a dream, I might as well take the chance and experience this better. [NSFW Option - CLOP] Page 16You decided that now your dream - if it was a dream - was a lucid dream. Now that you were aware of the dream, you could partake in it! You opened your eyes and saw Derpy Hooves lying, horizontal over your stomach - as you had been turned over onto your back - and rubbing her right hoof in broad ovals around the side of your stomach in a long, twisty motion. Derpy seemed contented with what she was doing, half-closing her eyes, smiling to herself, and simply feeling you as she more-than-likely thought of what you would think if you were awake - trying to be considerate for you, even while in the middle of this one act of lust. The room was kind of dark, but nevertheless you could notice every feature of Derpy, from her slightly-blushing face to the curvaceous rump with the bubbles cutie mark and that blonde tail of hers raised rather high. Your heartbeat pounded - it looked all too real. You had imagined that in a dream, you'd be right into the sex, but this was... something else, more sensual. You realized, with a pang of terror and... joy, even, that if this wasn't a dream.. Derpy loves you. Terror, because you weren't sure you wanted a full relationship. Joy.. you're not sure. All you can do is look at Derpy Hooves and feel the emotions she is seemingly passing through every inch of your body just through a few strokes. It's wonderful - with every stroke of her hoof on your vulnerable side, a wave of pleasure fills you. Suddenly, it stops, and Derpy meets your gaze, a loving smile transforming into cross-eyed terror. At that moment, you realized that Derpy's eyes hadn't been crossed for once - and you raised a hand to stop her from speaking. You knew what you had to do. You got up to your knees without speaking, wrapping your hands around Derpy's body, then finally dropping her on the bed belly-up. Rotating yourself so that your face was above hers, you noted her front hooves and back hooves raising of their own accord, and her tail was flat against the bed. Though you could still a trace of fear in her eyes, you knew she wanted you.. needed you, and soon. Needed you so bad that her beautiful yellow eyes even started to slip back into focus. Derpy was almost looking at you with both eyes, absorbing all of you in a single seductive glance. She even batted her eyelashes at you. The nerve! But, wondering for a moment, you asked, "Derpy, are you a virgin?" A little sadly, but with a more defined lust now, Derpy nodded her head. You couldn't help yourself anymore - now you needed her, and you were going to take as much as you could before the night was over. You grabbed the back of her head with your hand and pulled her into a french, intertwining tongues, swallowing her saliva, and splashing yours into her own mouth, unable to help the primal urge you felt. With frenzied breaths, you both pressed into each-other as your passionate kiss seemed to escalate into something else. You felt your hand lower itself to the already-wet crevice of your companion of its own accord and begin sticking one finger and then more into it, and you felt her search for your own member - already throbbing and hard, it swung right from the top of the broken pants you still wore. Derpy's blue-gray face pulled off of yours - a strand of spit between your mouths - and became even more flushed as she eyed your penis after it had escaped from your pants. "How will that ever fit inside me..?" she asked, her tone shy, but a little scared. You stopped fingering her to reflect on this. But you had handled tighter with your foot-long pal. So, sucking on all the fingers you had inserted in her, you simply thought on what kind of sex you wanted. "I'll show you!" you eagerly replied. Cock goes where? Mouth Pussy Ass Page 1 - the core branch.You stood in the middle of Ponyville as the hustle and bustle around you continued its even pace, with very few gazes turned your direction. By now, all ponies of Ponyville knew you and didn't mind your ... oddness, being the only human and all. In fact, you had even gotten laid because of your human body. Six times. By one very sexy Queen of the changelings, and three modest Crusaders looking to complete their own goals at hand at any cost. But now, you were all alone - your Queen had left for somewhere the night previous - she didn't mention where and had told you she would be gone for weeks, maybe months, and the Crusaders had parted ways with you once they had figured out that their goal did not lie in sex. You had been left with a cave full of creepy changelings and you left as soon as possible too just in case they didn't take too kindly to you sleeping with their Queen. Full of desire to love and feel kindness, of lust to experience what you had last night, and a dangerous appetite for adventure, you trotted off to Canterlot, the city only the most royal and sophisticated ponies reside in. Stepping inside the capital of Equestria for the first time filled you with glee and, ignoring all the other nice places and people you could find in Canterlot, you ran hurriedly to the castle - attracting interested stares because the ponies around here didn't know you - knowing what you were looking for now. But you had to stop as you saw two guards posted at the entrance to the castle, both remaining highly alert. The golden-armored white stallions - one a pegasus and one a unicorn - didn't look like pushovers, even at a distance. You did, however, see a nice little vine patch that drooped from a window on the right side of the big royal building. What're ya gonna do? Obviously, I'm gonna sneak past those idiots and climb those vines! I'm a baaaad boy! I'll kick their asses! I'm more than strong enough! Oh well. I'll go back to Ponyville to see if I can strike up a convo with a regular town pony. Page 6Deciding to trudge through Ponyville even more, you keep a keener eye on things. Not many places looked susceptible to holding female ponies, but you supposed that since life was weird, so were girls. Still, even after a few hours of walking around, you couldn't find many places that you could just barge into. There was the post office - where everyone was allowed, of course - and the café. The café had all sorts of people there, but some highly-regarded ponies hung there when they came here on a business trip or stopped along the way to somewhere. The post office you really doubted had any attractive females, but it was worth a try. You thought for a few moments about which to go to, and eventually came to a decision. What was that decision, by the way? I'll check the café - I prefer more sophisticated ponies. The post office - I always thought mail-women were cute. Page 8Feeling braver than normal, you decide to try the Princess that rules over Equestria - a bold choice, really, for Celestia is very vague when talking, making it harder for you to tell if she likes you or not. You might do something you'll regret, but you decide to try - just in case it actually works out. You walk through the hallway stealthily, trying not to invoke the wrath of any guard who might still hear you. You can't back out now - it's getting darker outside, and the security will no doubt only get tighter. A few minutes later, past windows and pictures and all sorts of decorations and fine paint on the wall, you're standing at the finely-decorated oak door of Princess Celestia's room. Taking a gulp, you push open the door slowly... and witness the white alicorn with a flowing rainbow mane and tail, Princess Celestia herself beginning to fall asleep on a massive two-pony bed which lies at the back of the pearl-colored room with nothing else inside of it. You notice how much bigger Celestia's body is compared to the ponies of Ponyville, her neck holding a regal golden necklace with a purple gem embedded in it. While you're staring at the sun cutie mark on Celestia's big flank, the door you opened keeps in full swing, and before you can catch it, it smacks on the wall with its other side. The Princess looks up, startled, and stares at you with her magenta eyes, suddenly with her eyebrows set in a suspicious arch. "Who are you, and what are you doing in my bedchambers?" she demands. What will you say? The truth - an alicorn as important as Princess Celestia might see through any lies I have. I'll tell her that I came looking for love and hope for the best. Princess Celestia wouldn't possibly just love me if I told her straight-up that I needed it. I'm going to lie and tell her some false important news, then try to seduce her from there. no [discontinued arc]There is a silence as the gray mailmare looks down, tears streaming down her face while holding back her sobs. You don't feel bad at all, though, because you're you. "You've got no worth to me except for as a slop bucket!" you continue, hearing the edge rise in your voice and doing nothing to stop it. "If anything, you should bend down right now and let a real person like me try you out!" The mailmare backs away from the edge of the desk, but you quickly grab the front of her hair and pull her forward until you can grab her legs, which is when you pick her up and toss her out from behind the desk and onto the tiled floor behind you. She tries to fly before landing, but the crunch of her back on the hard floor is heard before she can do so. You hear blubbering behind you, and smirk as you turn around, already unzipping your pants. "Don't do this.. please...!" you hear from her lips, the disgusting man-like noise making you want to shut her up. You bend down to her level and smile in her face, noticing with anger that only one eye is looking at you. ...Continue? Of course, this bitch deserves it for being so different! [NSFW!!! - Blood and Rape-Clop!] No.. This sickens me... *Time Travel!* Page 13You feel the need to get more acquainted with Derpy Hooves, mailmare and probably the best candidate you have right now for love. You agree to deliver mail in Ponyville - and continue to do so for around an hour, delivering to everypony you knew and even some you didn't. By the time you were done and sitting in a chair at the post office's first floor where you were before, your feet were sore and you almost didn't want to stand up again. You didn't regret what you did though, because a Ms. Hooves trotted in with a huge smile on her face, heading towards you. "Hi, Derpy," was all you could say, being as exhausted as you were. Nevertheless, Derpy beamed at you - her eyes almost looked normal at that moment. "You're a lifesaver!" she says, "Without you, I would've never gotten the mail delivered before tomorrow!" You shrug and take a deep breath to tell her, "It was the right thing to do. You need help, and I seem to be the only one willing to give it." You close your eyes and lay back in the chair... only to open them right back up a few seconds later, and you see Derpy walking towards the stairs. But you don't move. There's still the wet sensation on your cheek. Your hand reaches for it, covering the area where you had just been kissed. You fumble with the words for a second, but you finally call up the strength to call out, "Wait, Derpy, come back!" She turns to you with a smile, but all she does is wink those yellow eyes before climbing the stairs. You're not sure what this means... Does Derpy want to see you some other time, and this is her way of telling you to leave? Or was it an invitation to what was likely her bedchambers? That kiss was so unexpected that your head was still spinning a bit. Sure, you had been kissed before - even frenched, but from Derpy? Derpy seemed to be coming out of a long stupor, just because of you. You didn't want to ruin the relationship, but the only real option you had was to go to Derpy's bedchambers to see if that was what she wanted. If you left now, you'd have a kingdom to deal with - a kingdom of changelings. So choose, will you try to become a normal person with Derpy at your side? Or will you leave and stay with Queen Chrysalis - your first relationship in Equestria? You know that if you leave for Chrysalis, the next time you'd be able to see Derpy would be after Chrysalis goes on a similar trip to what she was now going on - and who knows how long that would be? Would Derpy even wait that long for you? Choose. I will go upstairs. I will leave and come back when I can. [Last chance to leave!]
Page 2With ease, your mind figured out a way to get past the guards - you simply balled up your fists and sprinted along the path at the stationary stallions, shouting a battlecry as you came nearer to them. Seeing and hearing you, both the pegasus and the unicorn guard turned your way with both sets of blue eyes staring at you, the blue mohawk on top of their golden helms waving in the wind. Sensing your hostility, the pegasus nods at the unicorn, who charges at you with his head lowered. Before you get much further, you feel the shlick of the horn sliding inside of your gut, then pulling back out with a wet pop, making you stumble backwards, holding the scarlet hole with one hand. Falling to your knees, the unicorn with a now-bloody horn watching you, you're pretty sure it's all over. I'm such an idiot, you thought, as you fell onto your stomach, I can't believe I just charged in like that...! And so, with a pool of your blood on the ground below you and a circle of ponies gathering around your now-pale body, you had to let go of something you had desired for so long - to be part of the world of Equestria. You have ruined your dream all for the sake of love and lust. You have died. Would you like to retry? Yes.
Page 3The vines seemed like the best option; no pony could climb up them, but certainly a human could. Going back wasn't much of an option, either. So, you sneaked as quietly as you could, staying to the shadows. The ponies had to have decent eyesight, but they had not ever seen any species like you so they did not look for anything like you - they were almost blind to you. With a feeling of triumph, you grabbed a hold of one of the vines and began pulling yourself up, hand over hand, one at a time, and quietly. The window wasn't open, but it wasn't locked either, as you soon figured out. Pushing it open, you slid inside with quick reflexes and closed the window as another guard clopped below you, somehow not noticing your easy-to-distinguish shape in the shadows of the window. As the guard rounded a corner you told yourself again, they were almost blind to you. At a split in pathways, you had to make another decision. What princess will you try to go after? Though it seems pointless, stupid and dangerous, you need something - anything! - to satiate your desires. Who do you choose? The right pathway - Princess Celestia The left pathway - Princess Luna
Page 4You didn't have enough motivation to barge into the castle and possibly get slain or taken to prison just for a mare or two. True, extraordinary mares, but still. You trudged back to Ponyville, where once again stares were a second-long and you were recognized. You felt more at home here than any other place, so why leave it for that over-regal Canterlot, anyways? The hard-working atmosphere of Ponyville reminded you of home on Earth - whether that is good or not depends. So you set to work on talking to ponies, to get a one-night stand or some kissing or anything, because honestly, after so much waiting you really just needed some sort of outlet. First, Lyra, then Bon Bon, then Applejack - who kicked you once she realized what you were doing - then Pinkie Pie, and so many more your head spun. But, none of them wanted any sort of relationship. Every one of the ponies of Ponyville either had too much to do or they were not interested. Friendship seemed the closest you were going to get unless you left Ponyville. So what could you possibly do? What to do, what to do... Explore the streets some more - SOMEpony must be here for me! Explore the Whitetail Woods! Search in unknown areas - bizarre ponies probably live where none else do, but it's still better than nothing!
Page 5You decide to just go anywhere in particular. At the borders of Ponyville, you begin to run and run even more, through fields of wild grass, farmland, trees, then eventually into a forest. The big trees go on and on and on, their bark growing darker through every few yards you sprint past. After about ten minutes of wading through these giant trees, you're about to go back to Ponyville - but then you see it.. a light up ahead, not from the sun, but man-... pony-made. You walk towards the small light in the distance, moving through the clumps of trees trying to obscure the view. Holding out your hand, you can't help but feel a little odd. When you appear at the edge of the trees, you gasp. For what is in front of you is a huge golden temple with all sorts of pony carvings and decorations adorning it. Not believing your eyes, you rub them with your hands, only to look back up and still see the temple. It wasn't that hot out, and you were pretty sure you hadn't touched a drug yet, so it couldn't possibly be a mirage or a hallucination - and neither could that brown pegasus with black hair and an explorer's cap - who had just ran into the temple - be. Where will you go? The temple, with the pegasus! It could be a girl - hell, it could even be who I think it is! It could be a trap. I'd rather go back to Ponyville and rethink my plan.
Page 7Whitetail Woods was a nice location to check - there probably wasn't going to be any ponies there, but checking would help you know there weren't any ponies there, and the Whitetail Woods were not usually dangerous. So, strolling casually through the woods, you kept an eye out for any sort of pony house or something else a girl pony could live in. Eventually, the tip of a straw-colored cart came into view. It was pretty big - big enough to hold a pony and all of their household supplies - which was not much - in there at once. There was a few little wooden stairs that led to the door of the cart. At the moment, a thought struck you. Will you really do this? Disrupt what is probably a gentle hermit pony in the middle of their daily life? Then again, it's possible that it'd be a girl pony that might just like you... What's your decision? If I didn't do it, I'd never know! I'm gonna knock..! No, I'll make another decision as to where to go.
Page 9Feeling more adventurous than normal, you decide to try the Princess that betrayed Equestria at one time - a dangerous choice, really, for Luna is odd and more hot-tempered than her sister. If you don't try, though, you are doomed to fail. You walk through the hallway stealthily, trying not to invoke the wrath of any guard who might still hear you. You can't back out now - it's getting darker outside, and the security will no doubt only get tighter. A few minutes later, past windows and pictures and all sorts of decorations and new paint on the wall, you're standing at the finely-decorated maple door of Princess Luna's room. Taking a gulp, you push open the door slowly... and see the purple alicorn with blue hair, Princess Luna, staring into a mirror on the ground at the opposite end of the room, with a bit of a sad expression on her face. After taking a gander at the curve of her flank, both sides emblazoned by a black-clouded white crescent moon, you begin to feel bad for the smaller of the two alicorn sisters. Feeling a little out of place now, you cleared your throat loudly. Gasping, the princess of the moon turns to face you, her bright blue eyes not mad, but questioning. What will you say? I'll tell Princess Luna that I need some love. It'll sound odd, considering the circumstances, but lying to this poor pony doesn't seem like a nice option. She's already in an emotionally-distressed state - I'll lie and tell her that I came to tell her that I'm one of her greatest fans. Lying might be mean, but if it meant her getting better, I don't care.
Page 10 - Enter DerpyChoosing the post office, you turned right and pushed the double-doors open, stepping inside. The outside of the building was like a big and yellow unbalanced tower of houses, complete with chimneys, but the inside was much different. The room you set foot in was small, but cozy. There were sets of chairs along the marble walls and above the tiled floors, and there was also a big rounded desk in the corner to your right with stacks of mail all over it and a set of stairs at the other corner. You heard rustling, immediately knowing that there must be a mail-pony somewhere nearby. Suddenly, the tip of some blonde hair appeared over the stack of letters on the desk to the right, then disappeared just as quickly. Feeling curious now, you strode towards the desk until you heard a voice - kind of female, but also a little too low-pitched, as if maybe her vocal chords were damaged or something, "Hello, Pony Express at your service, sir or ma'am.." Hearing the voice, you had to strain yourself not to laugh. Instead, you answered seemingly calm, "Hello, mailmare," as you stepped in front of the desk. You saw a bluish hoof go in-between two piles of letters and then push them apart to your left. Getting in front of that opening instead, you gasped and your humor died as you saw the pegasus lit up in the lamp above her. The gray pegasus with a blue tint in her skin and blonde hair in her mane and tail had put her head down as you gasped, but you still saw the yellow eyes she had - they were crossed. She sighed, and you just had to ask, "What's wrong?" Then she looked up at you with tears in her eyes, "I suppose you think I'm a monster. My voice almost sounds like a guy's, and my eyes are crossed badly.. Everypony else thinks I have a mental disorder as soon as they see me, just judging from my eyes." You turn this over in your mind several times and think about what to say to this abused pegasus. What will you say? "You're no monster. I think you're beautiful - everyone has their flaws, yours are just more obvious. Now, tell me your name and let me help you out with those letters.." something used to be here, but then the author decided to have a heart
Page 12Hearing your words of kindness, the gray mailmare smiled at you and wiped her eyes with a hoof. "Thanks.. I needed that. My name is," another sigh, "Derpy Hooves. It's a stupid name. I appreciate any help you want to give me, though.." So you hopped over the desk through the opening and helped Derpy the mailmare - you piled letters and sorted them into containers and dropped them off into messenger bags if they were due. It took some time, maybe a few hours, but you and Derpy finally have the desk looking pretty clean. You had to keep looking into her eyes, though, throughout the whole process.. it wasn't the crossed-eyes that made you look, either, it was how the bright yellow of her iris just looked perfect amid all the bluish-gray of her fur and the blonde of her hairstyle and tail. When you got done, Derpy looked over at you and saw you staring - at which point she covered her face with her hooves. She took your stare wrong. "No, I didn't mean.." you begin, but you already hear her tearing up again. Sighing, you realized just how far Derpy had been pushed in the past - if just a slight unintentional mistake made her start crying. You laid a hand on her shoulder and said quietly, "I didn't mean to make you upset.. I just like your eye color." Derpy Hooves looks up at you once more, with her eyes scrunched up and the tears under her eyes drying slowly. The mixed gazes were unwavering for a few minutes - you know she's trying to tell if you're lying. You're not sure if you should, but you can't help it as you lay your hand on Derpy's cheek with a smile and reassure her, "You're beautiful. I'm sure the other ponies are only jealous. If not, they're only cruel, and don't deserve to take mail from you." By now, you've forgotten the urges you had before - what replaced it now was something akin to what you felt for the better part of your family. As Derpy smiled back slowly and leaned into your hand, you finally noticed her cutie mark - a lot of bubbles. That's kind of what it felt like - a lot of bubbles in your gut filled to the brim with instincts and emotion. Finally, Derpy moved herself from your hand, blushing a little as she looked to the side with a grin. "So.. do you think you can help me deliver this mail? It's not going to deliver itself, you know~!" she said, turning back to you, her blonde hair waving, with a happier tone in her voice than before. It's odd that she hasn't mentioned the fact that you're an entirely different species from her.. You think about it - do you want to take this relationship farther, or do you wish to return to Ponyville to rethink where you want to go? It seems rather foolish to leave now - and not to mention heartbreaking for Derpy - but if you wish to, you may. Will you go deliver mail? Yes. No.
Page 14Deciding against simply leaving Derpy Hooves all alone, you stride to the corner opposite of the desk and take a look up the stairs. You see some blonde hair - likely the tip Derpy's tail - disappear around the wall at the top of the stairs and ascend slowly. There aren't any rails of course, because you're the only human, but the steps are small, thanks to ponies using them. You skip past multiple stairs because of this and make it to the top very quickly. The floor is now wooden planks instead of tiles, and the walls are painted blue with silver-lined white clouds - like a picture, almost. With a turn, you see that same tail and the flank with bubbles on it disappearing inside of a room, then a door - that looks about like one of those two-sided saloon doors you've seen in cowboy movies - closing. Taking a breath, and ignoring all the other doors along the way, you cross through most of the hallway and stop just outside of the door. The door only reaches up to about your belly-button, so you can see inside very easily. The mailmare appears to already be asleep in a somewhat-small two-pony bed, but her yellow tail twitches every few moments. The gray-blue face is pointed in your direction, and you can plainly see that her eyes are closed and she still has a smile on her face. Pushing the door open silently, you're pondering what to do as you approach the pegasus. She's got both fore-hooves off the bed, as if she were stretching them, and the hooves in the back are curled around each-other. It's kinda cute - you don't even question why she's sleeping in the post office. What now? Wake her up. Lay in bed with her noiselessly.
Page 15You've decided to just lay in bed with Derpy and speak with her whenever she wakes up. You push open the door easily, not making much of a noise as you tiptoe to the other end of the bed. Before you get in the cozy little bed, your eyes run around the room - just examining it. The wall seems to be painted with white bubbles, almost as if to copy the appearance of the wall in the hallway you were just in. The ceiling is just light-blue, as if signifying the sky, and the floor is green carpet. It looks almost like a bubble festival or something, save for the bed - which is just a basic two-pony blue bed rising off the floor with the help of some wooden supports at each corner. All in all, it looks pretty neat. Then, as if hit by the thought, you remember what you came here for. You slowly put your left knee on the bed, then your right arm, left leg, left arm - then you let yourself slide down stealthily. Now you're on your stomach, looking at the poor little unoccupied pillow in front of you. You put your arms forward and pull yourself onto the pillow, propping your head and shifting until you're sideways - facing towards Derpy. There's no blanket, and it's kind of cold. Hoping she won't mind, you scoot closer to Derpy until you can feel the body heat emanating from her sleeping form. Taking a rare chance, you smell at Derpy's hair - discovering that she smelled oddly of banana muffins. Strange, you thought, considering she's a mailmare and doesn't seem to have any baker's goods. The smell seems to lull you to sleep quickly, because you're out cold in the next few minutes. What is probably a few hours later, however, you feel some hooves touching you and Derpy's odd, but sweet voice entering your dreams. The feeling is fantastic, but you're not sure if you'd rather just let it keep happening or if you'd rather join in. After all, could dream become reality? What'll ya do? I'll let the dream wash over me - because what else could it be? The feeling is wonderful.. and I'm tired.. [SFW Option] Even if it's a dream, I might as well take the chance and experience this better. [NSFW Option - CLOP]
Page 16You decided that now your dream - if it was a dream - was a lucid dream. Now that you were aware of the dream, you could partake in it! You opened your eyes and saw Derpy Hooves lying, horizontal over your stomach - as you had been turned over onto your back - and rubbing her right hoof in broad ovals around the side of your stomach in a long, twisty motion. Derpy seemed contented with what she was doing, half-closing her eyes, smiling to herself, and simply feeling you as she more-than-likely thought of what you would think if you were awake - trying to be considerate for you, even while in the middle of this one act of lust. The room was kind of dark, but nevertheless you could notice every feature of Derpy, from her slightly-blushing face to the curvaceous rump with the bubbles cutie mark and that blonde tail of hers raised rather high. Your heartbeat pounded - it looked all too real. You had imagined that in a dream, you'd be right into the sex, but this was... something else, more sensual. You realized, with a pang of terror and... joy, even, that if this wasn't a dream.. Derpy loves you. Terror, because you weren't sure you wanted a full relationship. Joy.. you're not sure. All you can do is look at Derpy Hooves and feel the emotions she is seemingly passing through every inch of your body just through a few strokes. It's wonderful - with every stroke of her hoof on your vulnerable side, a wave of pleasure fills you. Suddenly, it stops, and Derpy meets your gaze, a loving smile transforming into cross-eyed terror. At that moment, you realized that Derpy's eyes hadn't been crossed for once - and you raised a hand to stop her from speaking. You knew what you had to do. You got up to your knees without speaking, wrapping your hands around Derpy's body, then finally dropping her on the bed belly-up. Rotating yourself so that your face was above hers, you noted her front hooves and back hooves raising of their own accord, and her tail was flat against the bed. Though you could still a trace of fear in her eyes, you knew she wanted you.. needed you, and soon. Needed you so bad that her beautiful yellow eyes even started to slip back into focus. Derpy was almost looking at you with both eyes, absorbing all of you in a single seductive glance. She even batted her eyelashes at you. The nerve! But, wondering for a moment, you asked, "Derpy, are you a virgin?" A little sadly, but with a more defined lust now, Derpy nodded her head. You couldn't help yourself anymore - now you needed her, and you were going to take as much as you could before the night was over. You grabbed the back of her head with your hand and pulled her into a french, intertwining tongues, swallowing her saliva, and splashing yours into her own mouth, unable to help the primal urge you felt. With frenzied breaths, you both pressed into each-other as your passionate kiss seemed to escalate into something else. You felt your hand lower itself to the already-wet crevice of your companion of its own accord and begin sticking one finger and then more into it, and you felt her search for your own member - already throbbing and hard, it swung right from the top of the broken pants you still wore. Derpy's blue-gray face pulled off of yours - a strand of spit between your mouths - and became even more flushed as she eyed your penis after it had escaped from your pants. "How will that ever fit inside me..?" she asked, her tone shy, but a little scared. You stopped fingering her to reflect on this. But you had handled tighter with your foot-long pal. So, sucking on all the fingers you had inserted in her, you simply thought on what kind of sex you wanted. "I'll show you!" you eagerly replied. Cock goes where? Mouth Pussy Ass
Page 1 - the core branch.You stood in the middle of Ponyville as the hustle and bustle around you continued its even pace, with very few gazes turned your direction. By now, all ponies of Ponyville knew you and didn't mind your ... oddness, being the only human and all. In fact, you had even gotten laid because of your human body. Six times. By one very sexy Queen of the changelings, and three modest Crusaders looking to complete their own goals at hand at any cost. But now, you were all alone - your Queen had left for somewhere the night previous - she didn't mention where and had told you she would be gone for weeks, maybe months, and the Crusaders had parted ways with you once they had figured out that their goal did not lie in sex. You had been left with a cave full of creepy changelings and you left as soon as possible too just in case they didn't take too kindly to you sleeping with their Queen. Full of desire to love and feel kindness, of lust to experience what you had last night, and a dangerous appetite for adventure, you trotted off to Canterlot, the city only the most royal and sophisticated ponies reside in. Stepping inside the capital of Equestria for the first time filled you with glee and, ignoring all the other nice places and people you could find in Canterlot, you ran hurriedly to the castle - attracting interested stares because the ponies around here didn't know you - knowing what you were looking for now. But you had to stop as you saw two guards posted at the entrance to the castle, both remaining highly alert. The golden-armored white stallions - one a pegasus and one a unicorn - didn't look like pushovers, even at a distance. You did, however, see a nice little vine patch that drooped from a window on the right side of the big royal building. What're ya gonna do? Obviously, I'm gonna sneak past those idiots and climb those vines! I'm a baaaad boy! I'll kick their asses! I'm more than strong enough! Oh well. I'll go back to Ponyville to see if I can strike up a convo with a regular town pony.
Page 6Deciding to trudge through Ponyville even more, you keep a keener eye on things. Not many places looked susceptible to holding female ponies, but you supposed that since life was weird, so were girls. Still, even after a few hours of walking around, you couldn't find many places that you could just barge into. There was the post office - where everyone was allowed, of course - and the café. The café had all sorts of people there, but some highly-regarded ponies hung there when they came here on a business trip or stopped along the way to somewhere. The post office you really doubted had any attractive females, but it was worth a try. You thought for a few moments about which to go to, and eventually came to a decision. What was that decision, by the way? I'll check the café - I prefer more sophisticated ponies. The post office - I always thought mail-women were cute.
Page 8Feeling braver than normal, you decide to try the Princess that rules over Equestria - a bold choice, really, for Celestia is very vague when talking, making it harder for you to tell if she likes you or not. You might do something you'll regret, but you decide to try - just in case it actually works out. You walk through the hallway stealthily, trying not to invoke the wrath of any guard who might still hear you. You can't back out now - it's getting darker outside, and the security will no doubt only get tighter. A few minutes later, past windows and pictures and all sorts of decorations and fine paint on the wall, you're standing at the finely-decorated oak door of Princess Celestia's room. Taking a gulp, you push open the door slowly... and witness the white alicorn with a flowing rainbow mane and tail, Princess Celestia herself beginning to fall asleep on a massive two-pony bed which lies at the back of the pearl-colored room with nothing else inside of it. You notice how much bigger Celestia's body is compared to the ponies of Ponyville, her neck holding a regal golden necklace with a purple gem embedded in it. While you're staring at the sun cutie mark on Celestia's big flank, the door you opened keeps in full swing, and before you can catch it, it smacks on the wall with its other side. The Princess looks up, startled, and stares at you with her magenta eyes, suddenly with her eyebrows set in a suspicious arch. "Who are you, and what are you doing in my bedchambers?" she demands. What will you say? The truth - an alicorn as important as Princess Celestia might see through any lies I have. I'll tell her that I came looking for love and hope for the best. Princess Celestia wouldn't possibly just love me if I told her straight-up that I needed it. I'm going to lie and tell her some false important news, then try to seduce her from there.
no [discontinued arc]There is a silence as the gray mailmare looks down, tears streaming down her face while holding back her sobs. You don't feel bad at all, though, because you're you. "You've got no worth to me except for as a slop bucket!" you continue, hearing the edge rise in your voice and doing nothing to stop it. "If anything, you should bend down right now and let a real person like me try you out!" The mailmare backs away from the edge of the desk, but you quickly grab the front of her hair and pull her forward until you can grab her legs, which is when you pick her up and toss her out from behind the desk and onto the tiled floor behind you. She tries to fly before landing, but the crunch of her back on the hard floor is heard before she can do so. You hear blubbering behind you, and smirk as you turn around, already unzipping your pants. "Don't do this.. please...!" you hear from her lips, the disgusting man-like noise making you want to shut her up. You bend down to her level and smile in her face, noticing with anger that only one eye is looking at you. ...Continue? Of course, this bitch deserves it for being so different! [NSFW!!! - Blood and Rape-Clop!] No.. This sickens me... *Time Travel!*
Page 13You feel the need to get more acquainted with Derpy Hooves, mailmare and probably the best candidate you have right now for love. You agree to deliver mail in Ponyville - and continue to do so for around an hour, delivering to everypony you knew and even some you didn't. By the time you were done and sitting in a chair at the post office's first floor where you were before, your feet were sore and you almost didn't want to stand up again. You didn't regret what you did though, because a Ms. Hooves trotted in with a huge smile on her face, heading towards you. "Hi, Derpy," was all you could say, being as exhausted as you were. Nevertheless, Derpy beamed at you - her eyes almost looked normal at that moment. "You're a lifesaver!" she says, "Without you, I would've never gotten the mail delivered before tomorrow!" You shrug and take a deep breath to tell her, "It was the right thing to do. You need help, and I seem to be the only one willing to give it." You close your eyes and lay back in the chair... only to open them right back up a few seconds later, and you see Derpy walking towards the stairs. But you don't move. There's still the wet sensation on your cheek. Your hand reaches for it, covering the area where you had just been kissed. You fumble with the words for a second, but you finally call up the strength to call out, "Wait, Derpy, come back!" She turns to you with a smile, but all she does is wink those yellow eyes before climbing the stairs. You're not sure what this means... Does Derpy want to see you some other time, and this is her way of telling you to leave? Or was it an invitation to what was likely her bedchambers? That kiss was so unexpected that your head was still spinning a bit. Sure, you had been kissed before - even frenched, but from Derpy? Derpy seemed to be coming out of a long stupor, just because of you. You didn't want to ruin the relationship, but the only real option you had was to go to Derpy's bedchambers to see if that was what she wanted. If you left now, you'd have a kingdom to deal with - a kingdom of changelings. So choose, will you try to become a normal person with Derpy at your side? Or will you leave and stay with Queen Chrysalis - your first relationship in Equestria? You know that if you leave for Chrysalis, the next time you'd be able to see Derpy would be after Chrysalis goes on a similar trip to what she was now going on - and who knows how long that would be? Would Derpy even wait that long for you? Choose. I will go upstairs. I will leave and come back when I can. [Last chance to leave!]
