It was a nice sunny afternoon in Canterlot. The P- Weather Team did an excellent job at clearing the clouds. The whole of Equestria was quite and peaceful that day except...
"Vinyl Scratch!!!! What the heck did that horrid white concoction of a drink do to me?"
Vinyl cringed at the sudden out burst, " Woah! Tavi calm down it's not as bad as it seams."
Looking at Vinyl baffled I said "Not as Bad!?! Are you kidding me? I turned into a man after drinking that vile thing! Where did you get that!?!"
Looking away from the now suddenly man that was his girlfriend, boyfriend ? " Okay maybe it is that bad but, you're not the only one that turned into a guy." rethink for long hard moment he answers " I got it from this mysterious voodoo hoodoo woman wearing this hooded cape thing. She looked really cool she had this Mohawk and tribal tattoos, she looked awesome as fuck!"
Putting his face in his hands "What in the wide wide world of Equestria made you think that buying a strange white drink from some voodoo hoodoo woman would make you think this was a good idea?!"
Vinyl looked away, nervously fidgeting with his hands said, "It was half off?"
Octavia groans and looks away in frustration " Vinyl I'm cutting back on your allowance, now how in Equestria are we gonna change back?"
" That I don't know let's check the scrap paper the woman gave me. If only I could find it."
Yelling at the top of my voice "Vinyl Scratch! You are now forbidden from ever going grocery shopping without me ever again!"
"Okay Tavi, besides I like your company that seems more like a reward then a punishment."
" Okay then Vinyl if that wasn't a punishment then your not allowed to drink a drop of liquor for the next three months."
Getting on his knees he says " Tavi~! Come on please, I'm on my knees here can't we just like do a month or somethin?"
"I'll think about it if YOU FIND THAT PAPER!!!"
" Yes! Okay TAVI !" with a look of relief he starts to pull out the parchment " It, it says that you should... pfhhhht. Hahahaha!"
" What does it say?!"
With a look of concern he asks " Tavi do you really wanna know?"
" Yes Vinyl. What a silly question."
"Okay." looking back down at the paper with a look of amusement." It says you have to juggle on one foot while shirtless saying papi pipa pu papipe. So are you sure you want to do it?"
" Are you kidding me?"
With a serious face he looks at me and say "No."
Starting to feel my cheeks get red I turn around and take off my clothes "Okay Vinyl. So I get on one foot juggling while saying 'papi po pipe pu pa' right?"
" Close papi pipa pu papipe."
"Okay papi pipa pu papipe." waiting a moment for it sink in I ask Vinyl "Vinyl why isn't it working?"
"Hahahaha! Tavi you look silly I can't believe you fell for that! Snicker~"
With the heat rising on my cheeks I go over to Vinyl "Vinyl you are gonna get it!"
Smack " Ow! Seriously Tavi I'm not into that type of playing."
"Vinyl stop messing around your gonna make me angrier."
Hehe. Octavia's cute when she blushes. Who am I kidding she's always cute or he? Don't know. "Okay I'll tell you what it say but, let me ask you this. Do you know how two guys have sex?"
" Vinyl please tell me your joking . That this is a joke like the other one." Vinyl gives me a dead serious stair. "No I can't I'm not ready I don't even now how! Vinyl!"
"It's okay let me take care of it Tavi."
No! Vinyl No! No! NOOOO!!!!!" Smack!
"Ow! Wake up Tavi! Wake up!" long moments of shaking the bed later.
With no warning Octavia shoots out of bed and hugs Vinyl " Oh Vinyl! I had the worst dream!" with tears all over her face.
Vinyl moves closer to Octavia and hugs her back saying "Don't worry Tavi it's all over now. ShhhShhh. It's okay I'm here."
Octavia looks up to look at Vinyl realizing "Vinyl why is your muzzle swollen? Are you okay?"
"I'm fine Tavi. you started having a nightmare and something must have bothered you in the dream cause your hoof shot out and hit me in the muzzle."
With a look of horror she starts apologizing " Oh, BUCK! I'm sorry. I was just scared in my dream you were trying to do something and we were these things called humans that Lyra talks about and we where stallion but not stallions..." after a moment to calm down "Sorry."
With a look of reassurance Vinyl hugs Octavia saying" It's okay Tavi it's just a dream so calm down. I brought you breakfast it's a glass of orange juice and a stack of pancakes."
Octavia with a sigh of relief hug Vinyl tighter with all her strength " Oh thank you Vinyl you are the sweetest pony in all of Equestria and the best mare friend I could ever ask for!"
"Okay. Tavi can't breath here. Seriously."
Letting go of Vinyl I hold her hoof and pull her into a kiss. " You know you're the best marefriend anypony could ask for. Really."
Getting up moving to table to pick up the tray " Yah I know. I always have been"
She moves back into bed " Let's have breakfast later I want to reward you right now for how sweet you are."
