A Day In The Life Of A Pony

by Sephirothreunion123

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy
Length: 1424

Meet Song Cloud, a Pegasus with knack for singing, his life in Canterlot his pretty normal. But when you live in Equestria just about anything could happen.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-02 04:14:02 UTC

Chapter 1

The sky was blue, the sun was shining yes it was beautiful morning here all thanks to Princess Celestia. She sure is wonderful though she can be a troll at times.

I heard that came a strong kind voice

Ugh Princess... I wasn't... it was just...

It's quite alright I what ponies think about some of the thing I do and I understand it's important to be able to think freely. Oh and on a another note my sister has told me about the wish you made last night. So maybe I can be of service.

Huh no thanks I'm good

Now if you'll excuse I have to go do some teasing on my sister just like I doing to you

Ok um hear you later

And with that Celestia's voice left leaving me with my own thoughts. A certain song played in my head as went down the street. I look around seeing all the high class ponies wearing the most extraordinary outfits. I however hey wait a minute I just realized something. I completely forgot to introduce my self. Silly me sorry about that readers oh well here goes: My name is Song Cloud, I'm a dark blue Pegasus stallion with a black mane and tail. The way I have my mane styled is well let's just say I took the Rainbow Dash approach to it.

Anyways back to the story, I was trying to think of something the answer came in the form of a growl. one that came from my stomach yeah I was hungry you know the drill I go to some random restaurant so I just skip ahead.

The place I chose to eat had some outdoor seats so I decided to sit on one of them. As I waited for the waiter to come to take my order I saw someone I recognized,  a light greenish-blue mare with a brown mane and tail both with a red streaks going across it. it really showed our friend Vinyl had on her,

"Hey Melody over here" I said out loud waving my hoof

She turns and see at my seat and smiles

"Oh hi Cloud how's it going?" she asked taking the seat next to me.

"Oh you know the usual." i reply

"Do you have any concerts coming up?"

"No, not for a while I'm sorta taking a break."

"Okay cool I guess everyone needs a break every once in a while."

If you haven't caught on by now I work in the music business. Makes sense since my special talent is singing (complete with a microphone cutie mark) and I'm a pretty darn good singer if do say myself.

After we got our orders (A daisy sandwich and hayfries for me and a salad for her) We went on to talk about what we been doing. You see Melody has been on an Equestria wide tour with her band. If your wondering her instrument is the drums. Her cutie is even a set of drums. Yeah I know when you hear the word 'melody' you really think 'drum' but hey what are going to do. Anyways because of her tour we haven't seen each other for while so there much needed catching up.

"Hey what do you think about what's going on about with Vinyl and Octavia?" she suddenly asked out of the blue.

"What do you mean their radio show?"

"No I mean what do you think about what's going on betweeeeeen Vinyl and Octavia you know there relationship~?"

Suddenly getting the picture I replied with the best response i could make.

"Nothing much"

"What do you mean nothing much?"

"Well their rumors about their being a couple are just that rumors. I mean I could be true but we can't say for sure." I explained

"Oh okay I guess you're right. Of course I wish it was true because I could them to join me and my coltfriend Riff for some fun. Vinyl would agree easily but Octavia would probably be more difficult to persuade but I'm sure will be able to get her in join in on the fun. Oh I picture it now first we'll-"

"Okay stop I get it no need to say anymore" I interrupted

"Okay I'll stop" Melody said giving a slight sigh "but you know really need to lighten up about this stuff I mean you're still as nervous about that kind of thing as when we were in high school"

"And you're still as shameless as ever" I said with a hint of a smirk

"You know it"

After finished our food we went off our separate ways. I decided to go over to the movie theater to see a certain horror movie everypony been saying is the most horrorible thing they ever saw but it can't be that bad can't it. And so went to theater and bought a ticket for a movie entitled 'Cupcakes'.

After the movie had ended (yes I watched the whole thing don't ask why) I didn't have much to say except I don't see eating sweets in my near future. Or sleep. Still in a daze by what i saw (I'm not going to describe it you clicked the link didn't you) I decided to do the only sensible thing. Get a drink at the local bar.

When I got there I sat at the counter and order a glass of Applejack Daniels. As I was drinking I noticed something that wasn't there before: a karaoke machine. With the music driving me forward I went up to it quickly choose a song from the list and took a hold of the mic. Everypony was now looking at me but that doesn't scare me. I'm a professional remember. After a feel for the stage (could be better but hey it's a bar what are you going to do) I started to sing

It's not easy having yourself a good time

Greasing up those bets and betters

Watching out they don't four-letter

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time

Smells-like something I've forgotten

Curled up died and now it's rotten

I'm not a gangster tonight

Don't want to be a bad guy

I'm just a loner baby

And now you're gotten in my way

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing people to like you

If I stop now call me a quitter

If lies were cats you'd be a litter

Pleasing everyone isn't like you

Dancing jigs until I'm crippled

Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you

You've played by all the same rules

It takes the truth to fool me

And now you've made me angry

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

Oh I could throw you in the lake

Or feed you poisoned birthday cake

I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone

Oh I could bury you alive

But you might crawl out with a knife

And kill me when I'm sleeping

That's why

I can't decide

Whether you should live or die

Oh, you'll probably go to heaven

Please don't hang your head and cry

No wonder why

My heart feels dead inside

It's cold and hard and petrified

Lock the doors and close the blinds

We're going for a ride

When the song ended everypony in the bar was cheering and I noticed I got a perfect score

After singing a few more songs I left. i start to see that it was getting dark (WOW I've been out longer than I thought). I decided to walk home. However as I was walking something caught my eye.

A little store named 'Naughty Mare Gift shop' (Yeah it was a porn store -.-')

I looked at the store trying to decided whether or not I should go in.

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Nah of course I'm not going to go in there. I mean why would I?

When I have my coltfriend at home.