I woke up seeing Star cooking over a fire, her armor was off and i found my self looking at her plot. Mostly her cutiemark, though her rump was a good sight also, her cuitemark was a star with hearts around it "Hey Star, what does your cuitemark mean?"

She turned around to me "Oh your awake, well it dosnt have a meaning but i guess you would know that from how it happened. Unlike your zebrama--"

My smile turned to a scowl "Its called a glyphmark but i am not shocked you didnt know that..."

She smiled a very innocent looking smile "Heh, sorry. Anyway, unlike your glyphmark my cuitemark isn't a meaning it more of a... Picture of the story, the star means me and those hearts are... Well... Hearts because i am quite good at convincing people" I push up to my hooves trotting over

"So what does your mark mean?" I looked down sadly letting out a sad sigh

I looked back up at her "Well i simply dont know, it just appeared one day..." I looked at my odd circle like mark

Star looked at me confused "Uhh that is really weird. I dont see how that's possible..." I just shrugged.

Star turned to me again "Also why where you looking at my ass?"

I blinked a few times "Uhh... You wanna back me up here Pone?" I whispered to it

Pone spoke up "I believe she finds your rectum attractive and would like to have intercourse"

I blushed very hard "Uhm... I am going to go scout whats around... Cya!" I ran away as fast as i could leaving a cartoon like dust behind me. I realized i left my guns and barding behind and so i trotted back Star was just watching me from the cliff, i walked up to her "Hes a robot he doesn't know what hes talking about" I could only give a clearly fact chuckle to back it up

"I am fairly certain i am not wrong. You where looking at her rectum after all" i scowled rushing to my barding, slipping it on. I grabbed my guns tossing them on my back and i once again trotted away...

I saw movement so i looked into my scope trying to see what it was. It was a two headed cow with boxes and packs on its back and a few ponies following it. I assumed it was a caravan so i swung my rifle on my back heading to it.

I tapped one of the ponies back, he turned looking at me. His face quickly grew with disgust and shock, i think i saw even a hint of fear "Gah! Zebra! Shoo! Go back to you own wasteland!" i scowled as i noticed i do quite a bit

"Look sir, i just want to buy some supplies..." The cow slowly turned over to us

It spoke out of both its mouths oddly "What is wrong with the zebra? Is she robbing us? We get robbed a lot..."

I thought for a moment "Well no i am not robbing you. But i wouldnt have to if you where willing to sell to me..." I put on my most sinister smirk i could manage, the stallion quickly stopped being a bigot

"Well what would ya' like miss!" I went back to my normal expressionless face

"Well i guess some herbs, ammo for a assult rifle, sniper, SMG, minigun, rocket, and a sharpening stone" He thought for a moment

"I guess... 250 caps will do..." I took my caps out of my pocket. Star and pone, i didnt even know he had caps on him, gave me there caps to keep track of them. I handed over the caps and took my stuff walking away happly

Author's Note

If anyone knows a good way to substitute 'I' for something else please tell me. I dont know what would work