Equestria for dummies. (A guide fo your advantures to the, world of ponies)

            So you want to go to Equestria? That's the spirit! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jonathan .S. Parks & I'm the smart one to find, & the founder of probably one of the most successful dimension traveling services, Galaxy Industries. Our scientists in our labs are & forever will be, the first to discover dimension traveling with the use of teleportation, at Galaxy Industries we ensure to provide you with the most atmospheric feel to adventure towards an alien planet... (Black Mesa & Aperture Science can kiss it!)

            Now You've chosen the planet known as Equestria, so I'm guessing you might be a Brony. Now I'm not trying to get my panties up in a knot but really? why be known as a Brony, when there are way more suitable names for you're Religious Cult. Maybe something like.... Equestrian lovers? Ugh I'm getting off track! I apologies but you are a customer & you have 60$ money is money. Now before you enter the mysterious planet you must have the knowledge of the world & knowledge is power!

            This travelers handbook is specifically designed for you, so lets begin. To get you started we will discuss the many creatures that strive upon the planet (Ponies,Dragons, ETC.) there are 3 main races of Ponies. The Pegasus, The Earth & The Unicorns but watch out from the Unicorns & Earth Ponies, I'll explain why. The Unicorns magic compared to the Human body is relentless! One touch of magic & you might as well kiss the sky, because that's the last thing you'll see before... Well you know what happens next. Boy it reminds me of one story about Michael, poor son of a gun's face got melted away during the war! Don't ever ask about the war.

            Now I haven't analysis the hooves kick of the Earth Ponies but I'm guessing this, The back hooves & the Human body are not he best of friends. It's best to keep a good distance from the Earth Ponies & Unicorns unless you've balanced a hard working relationship with them, but I doubt you will no offence.

            Now you are the first Human to travel to Equestria in over 5555555.5555 years, so the ponies wouldn't be aware of your species & some may use hostile force (Once again watch out from the Unicorns & Earth race) I'm not throwing a Human out into danger here because Galaxy Industries will watch you, at all times. Please don't sue us! We almost had a law case from another adventurer, because we were monitoring him while he was doing his duty... If you know what I mean. Monitoring equals safety & safety equals happiness, remember that.

            Each Chapter beyond this handbook shall go over what we know about the land, & hopefully aid you in your adventure so good luck from Galaxy Industries! Now lets zap you in the teleported & I'll keep in contact.