many short fic's make long random stuff

by scorpion1m

Rating: everyone
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Dark, Comedy
Length: 2378

many random stories put into 1 book

pinkie can invite anyone or she is the one with a invite find out or don't find out as there is no logic but tones of sense no control yet all the answers are there as you journey into the book…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-27 14:03:04 UTC

grizzly tales for gruesome ponies (dark)

"you are welcome to grizzly tales for gruesome ponies a tale about the demise of some one you know, you see you read these stories and think there all fake but that's it's not real, well i have a story today for you non believes about a pony and someone you now i thought it would be silly of you to forget this event but if i must I'll tell you any way"

a year or two ago

Pinkie Pie invited a friend over to Sugar-cube Corner.

Little did they know that they’re in for a dark surprise.

"now i must warn you what lies in this fan-fic is scary and has no logic yet it still...

you know what i can't be bothered to warn you i became a well know actor and for what,

to read some git's stupid  my little pony fan-fic, i'm leaving, you can read the story your self"

he drops the book and storms out...

"hay" a random laughable voice yelled "over here silly billy" you turn you head to the floor and see

pinkie pie attempting to pull herself out of the book

she manges to get into your world you rub yore eyes as you can't believe what you see as she hugs you

"did that big bully hurt you?" she asked as you shake your head

you pick up the book and sit by the pinkie pastel pony and she asks you to read the book,

you do so without looking at the title and start read out loud.

"it was a nice day in equestria pinkie pie was looking for rainbow dash but she couldn't

find here "dashie where are you?" she asked " you know where not playing hide and seek any more"

after a while pinkie gave up and started a slow walk back to sugar cube corner she was getting worried

and it started to get dark lucky she was home but she didn't know where rainbow dash.

that night a shadowed pony dressed in black, gave all the ponies invites, to go to sugar cube corner to see

the most amazing thing ever..

the town work up as they noticed this invite, some wanted to go but others were not sure, twilight was one

of a few who dealt the invite, this was in hoof writing she had never seen, she went to see pinkie pie,

luckily pinkie jumped though the window "hay narrator next time can i use the door?", there was no response as twilight

was confused and asked pinkie about the invite "what invite pinkie?" pinkie asked "is there a party? is it a hoe down? is

it a shin dig? ohh my good twilight why did no-pony tell me the best party pony unless it was suppose to be a surprise party, thanks twilight"

she huffed and puffed and before here mane went straight twilight answered "i don't know i just got this today

if it was a surprise for you i wouldn't be asking you about it" pinkie giggled at here silliness.

pinkie invited twilight to sugar cube corner to solve this problem

when they got there twilight sore everypony lined up outside sugar cube corner as the cakes kept them

out as they ran out of cupcakes and were saving the muffins for muffin emergency

twilight and pinkie shoved though the crowed as they got inside and shunted the door behind them pinkie pie pointed

to a door twilight never saw before. "what's in there?" pinkie answered "my dark surprise, ohhhh which will help are problem"

they opened the creaky pink door and trotted door the crumbly noise steps

pinkie covered twilights eyes so the surprise wasn't ruined

after a mile of trotting though a endless corridor

"i hope you like dark surprise?"she giggled

before here eyes were revealed are large noise was made and the world shacked as

darkness fell as you closed the book due to pinkie pie getting bored and you notice after closing

the book had no title as pinkie pie opened a secret door "it was nice for you to invite us to sugar cube corner pinkie but

where are you taking me?" you ask being slightly nervous she bounded, stopped and replied "the same thing twilight saw".

you were even more nervous you wished you didn't stop in that place as you walk though a dark and

mysterious corridor as you see a bright light you run and trip..afjowfliawh "ow you idiot" the lonely git replied

"look what you have done you have ruined my fan-fiction" you were confused as this was pinkies dark secret that

she had a random guy write random fan-fics for here, "he's my owner" she said as you get even more confused

you in a stupid fan fic about nothing except to make you question life, you head nearly explodes as

the lonely git said "look I'm trying to win something OK" you laughed at him and the earth started to shake

"no this is real isn't it" you ask your self as a white walled tidal wave with black squiggles crushers everything.

"so you want to know what really happened?" "you should know the ending of your own demise, you even read it

a long time ago, care for a cupcake... mahahahahahaha"

the end?

dawn of the bat pony (horror and sad)

Not everything went as planned when Twilight undid her spell on Fluttershy.

As i will explain how they took over are world as there are many legends on how they came form no whare and devoured us all, ok maby not all of us but they will get us all.

its relay silly how they came if you relay think of it as twilight used here spell and it back fired turning flutershy to flutterbat and she escaped and found the portal to the human world and now are world as bat ponyies very where as she craved the hunger of flesh after being given a burger, dam that MacDonald's advert, and if when she bit people they turned into these batpony creatures, but they had no control and only the lengons on hope and survival stop us killing one another but are numbers dwindle and i the last one left in a small cramped bunker with no internet, i mean seriously i can't survive with out watching mlp.

day 800 ish i lost count and cant give to dams any more, i might as well tell you my name if any person reads this gibberish, i'm paddy humpten and i was fired on the day of the invasion becouse i had blood on my tie, at least i can have the last laugh now.

this prison witch i keep my self in is my basement and its locked and i don't risk going out side, my reaming omntamis is only found when a hold my pinkie pie plusie and sit on a rusty chair in the middle of the room looking at the bricks and swinging lamp and how there are spolges of blue paint every where and a disused mop and a old table with a radio witch ever get mutted silence of the dead or people wailing for help.

what am i spose to do with a mop and old table and a pinkie pie plusie, i spend most days every counting the bricks on the wall checking hte radio or talking to my pinki pie plusie, isn't that right my only friend...(sillence). but any way its not all bad i have found some paper and a pen and after 15 times of pinkie beating me at 3 in a row in started writing a log so people knew what happened when the pony vampires invaded if there are any left.

day......810 i lose count ok don't moan!

i lose count realy easy as every ay felles like a week i don't know if its a monday or a friday and my plusie is being no help as we finished of the last of the backed beens at least it will smell better in here bt this means i may have to scavenge the remaining buldings becouse 5 months into the invaion the usa droped a nuclear bomb in the ul trying the stop the ponybats from getteting to them, lets say it was a huge failer they filled more people then ponybats as the last ever news bulleten we got said so and caused me into hidding and now all i now is there still here 2 years after that even or mabey even longer lose count rember becouse i don't and now i can only exspess anger and sadness i wish pinki pie plusih didn't have to see me like this.

day- uhm?

my first time out of this prison it felt reassuring yet terrifying i left pinki pie plushi to defend the basement while i looked thought the rubble, looked like only a few buildings were remaining and ash farming scupters of people befor the bomb i couldn't look as it made me rember and that would just kill me as i looked for the shop closet to my house, after a while of chasing my tail i somehow stumbled on it and it was getting dark.

the shop was massive but falling apert from the sides as apple cores were like tinsle on the building and i spoted marking of hooves i couldn't tell if these were old or new but i venterd into the building as the tills werequite and shopping troies were crowding around the toy secion as i creaped though each part looking for anything eddible i was desprate and pinkie pie to but i didn't want to tell her i failed.

i was in the last section and cans made it imposible to see the floor tere were so many you would swim in them but htey were ether empty or had nuts i mean i'm hungry not desprate but i found a baket full of tins of spegetie, my face full of joy i picked it up and started to run as shadows lurked behind me.

i pased the distroyed houses and ash starutes of people whitch i stoped my self looking at i was so close to home and i triped on a a bit of hair tripped me up. as i failed her in my last hour and i will regiret every disision i made as i relased she will always be alowen stuck in that room and i chould never forgive myself.

the end.

discords technicolour plushie (comedy)

discord was confused at what he saw, pinkie watching tv.... he thought equestirawas place falll of old time things nothing moden... and while he thought about this pinkie pie sneeked up on discord "what you doing?"discord was counfused on how pinkie got behind him... suddenly a advert apperedon the tv spouting rubish it said "get your dream plushie fo £11.99 thats so dirt cheap it comeswith its own note book and pen so you can pertend its writing a fan fic"

discord jumped up and dwon scream... "i want a pony plushie..." he coughed and started to sing "it needs to be from the planet of sodor, covered in every color, the tail in the shape of a death star, it needs own miniture razor from robot wars and maby a cute top hat, so please pinkie pie i have no money i need this pony plushie if you buy it i get what you whant, i can give you a party, get you a real friend, make someone love you or get your own kingdom so how about thatdo you have a deal?" he pulled a pece of paper witch rolled all around the wrould crushing a few houses along the way stopping in front of pinkie pie... "sign here and you will buy me the pony plushieand you get 1 free wish"

she thought for 1 second and looked at disocrds smile and grabbed the paper and took it to the the tollest tower in fleetwood bay and she chuked the scroll into the fire's of doom whitch discord jumped for and burned like a crisp... he tasted dilicousde for teaas thefire was my oven...

and pinkie brought the pony plushie for her freind jon de lancey becouse thatsa thing.... is't it.

the end

angles in manehatten (cross-over and random)

Manehattan leaves its hoof-print on everypony who ventures into it, and for the next visitors they would leave no foot print at all.

todays fan-fic is brought to you by the letter "o" for omg that poilce box is going to crash on your..(squish)..to late. "ahh the fresh air, the small of apples and were still in equestira) announced dr whooves, derpy hopped from the blue box shouting "oh i now were we are this is manehattan" the dr rolled his eyes as he spoted a statue"derpy i want you to first stop bouncing around and get back in the tardis, derpy didn't understand as the dr blinked as the statue came closer "derpy theres a weeping angle over there and if you don't look at it we wil perish" derpy stoped bouncing a noticed the statue then started to laugh "dr you can't be serrious this thing is dangourous to me" all he did was nodded as she went back into the tardis to another place in manehatten.

ths time they were on broadwat as both the dr and is comapnion looked at the empty streat nad were confuesd as the dr started and pulled out one of his contraptions "this is worng this is all levels of wrong everyone has disappered" the dr anonced as derpy tryed to tell him something but he wasn't listnining as she spoted another statue, the dr turned around and pulled derpy into the building as it was full of clotghes, handbags and other items of clother were all stranded on the floor as the door behind them closed, and becouse it was wood his sonic screwdriver would have no effect as they were corned by the statrues as the two held hands as they both blank at the same time....

the end?